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Jiang Qimu looked at the white space in front of him with a sullen face, wondering how he got here.

Obviously he remembered that he was just sleeping on the bed, how could he suddenly appear here.

Hmm... Is he dreaming? Jiang Qi stretched out two fingers and pinched the soft flesh on his arm.

——Tear, it hurts (っc).

[It's not a dream. 】

Yes, no...Huh? Who is speaking?

Surprise appeared on Jiang Qi's expressionless face, his small mouth was slightly opened, his eyes blinked in bewilderment, and his exquisite face was full of bewilderment.

[Hi host, I am your system 001. 】A mechanical sound composed of an electronic sound resounded in the white space.

Jiang Qi: "So I've time-traveled?"

[Yes. 】

"Oh." Jiang Qi is usually an otaku, and he has read a lot of novels by system time travel. So I am very familiar with this routine.

Jiang Qi's face was flat, but his heart was full of tears. He just wanted to stay at home and wait for death! (Pounding the ground)

"... You are looking for the host to complete the task, right?"

[Yes. ] 001 is a little puzzled. It clearly detects that this person's intelligence is at the level of a normal person. How could he know to do the task?

Poor 001 from the future doesn't know that there are ancient books in this world called novels!

The hunch was confirmed again, Jiang Qi calmed down and asked, "I just want to know how many missions are there?"

[There is only one mission. 】

Jiang Qi felt relieved, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he was taken aback by what 001 said next.

[More than one world. 】

Jiang Qi hung in his throat and couldn't get up or down, and his whole body collapsed.

Jiang Qi: "Can I not accept it?"

[If you don't accept it, destroy the host. 】

Jiang Qi breathed a sigh of relief, and said indifferently: "Then destroy it!" Compared to being watched by others, he is more accepting of being destroyed.

【…】

001 thinks it may not be clear.

[The host should think about it clearly, if the soul is destroyed, there will be no chance of reincarnation in the next life. ]

"Oh, it doesn't matter."

[...]

001 is distressed, it can only choose one host, but what if the host doesn't cooperate? Not even afraid of destruction! That is the most terrifying and severe punishment, for example, it is scared to death.

【... Whatever the host wishes, 001 can help you realize it. ]

Jiang Qi's eyes lit up, but then dimmed.

Seeing this, 001 continued to seduce: [Does the host really have no desire? 】

Jiang Qi said shyly: "I want to find a man with good looks, good physical strength, and good skills..." It is

best to be the one who can stick to him all the time and prevent others from looking at him for more than a minute.

Because of his good looks, he was clever and was never kidnapped by a pervert when he was a child, but he was often stared at by others, commonly known as adultery. That's why he stayed at home and didn't want to go outside, so he did a squat at home. Fortunately, the family has a big business and many brothers. His father and stepmother don't lack money to support him, so they usually treat him as an invisible person.

But ever since they found out about his sexual orientation, they ignored him even more, as evidenced by Kari's failure to send money over the past three years.

Fortunately, he can support himself by writing novels on the Internet.

After writing too many Tanmei novels on the Internet, he gradually became empty and lonely. He wanted to have one of those possessive and unwanted little gongs on the Internet.

You must know that there are not many comrades in the real world, not to mention Jiang Qi's picky eyes, and even if there is a match, Jiang Qi doesn't think that the other party is of the same kind.

001 breathed a sigh of relief, it thought it was such a difficult wish! Putting down the promise: [No problem! As long as the task is completed, you can say anything! ! And the target of the raid in the mission agrees with these conditions! 】

"Really?" Jiang Qi looked forward to it.

【kindness! 】

Jiang Qi got the guarantee, and said boldly: "Tell me! What mission!!"

【Go to the animation world to find the father of the supporting role and give birth to the supporting role! ! 】

"... Goodbye."

【... Hey! What's wrong with you? 】

Jiang Qi: "You think I'm stupid! It's fine to have a baby! But the supporting role has a mother! Do you want me to be a straight man who can't be straighter?" No matter how hungry or thirsty he is, he will never destroy other people's

feelings ah!

Perhaps aware of his concerns, 001 said: [Because of the staff's mistakes, the mother of the supporting role was squeezed into other worlds, causing the supporting role to be unable to be born or not born within the stipulated time, the important cornerstone that affects the world is not there, which worlds It's going to crash. 】

Jiang Qi hesitated and softened his heart.

001 makes persistent efforts: [... Even if you are good-looking? 】

Jiang Qi paused.

[It's not enough to live well and have high physical strength? 】

Jiang Qi swallowed his saliva.

The system zooms in: [Maybe it will haunt you all the time~]

Bang—

a hot Jiang Qi appeared, blushing and said: "It... is actually not impossible..."

[That's it Happy decision! ! ] 001 said immediately without giving him a chance to repent.

In such a hurry? Jiang Qi blinked strangely, as if he had overlooked something.

[Please ask the host to eat the marrow washing pill. 】

"Is there any use?" Jiang Qi asked strangely, looking at the white pill that suddenly appeared in his hand.

【Increased attributes in all aspects, and...】

"What else?" Jiang Qi had a bad feeling.

【And be able to have children! 】

The premonition came true...

In other words, he forgot that he couldn't have children! [Sudden realization]

"...how does a man give birth to a child? Where does the child come from? Is it a chrysanthemum?!" Jiang Qi couldn't laugh or cry.

[The host is asked to take Xisui Pill. ] 001 repeated this sentence.

"Hey! Don't ignore my question!!!" Although dissatisfied, but curiosity killed the cat, Jiang Qi still ate the marrow washing pill.

The elixir melted in the mouth, Jiang Qi smashed his mouth, it turned out to be sour, has it been left for a long time? (Hey!)

After about a minute, Jiang Qi only felt like ants were crawling on his body. Although it didn't hurt, it was itchy! Very itchy, uncomfortably itchy, this kind is the most tormenting.

Jiang Qi resisted scratching himself, only felt that a century had passed, but in reality it had only passed a few minutes.

There was fine sweat on Jiang Qi's smooth forehead, panting heavily, and small black impurities appeared constantly on his appearance. The skin that was originally coagulated becomes smoother and more delicate.

A few minutes later, Jiang Qi lay down on the ground and relaxed.

It's finally over...

It stinks...

Jiang Qi looked at the black object on the surface of his body in disgust. "001, is there any water? I want to take a shower."

Wow——

As soon as Jiang Qi finished speaking, hot water pouring from the sky began to pour down from the top of his head, and he groaned unexpectedly.

001: […]

I always feel that if he has a small penis, he will be hard when he hears this hum.

It is said that this is the first time someone has taken the Xisui Pill, and there are only a few impurities.

The flow of water stopped.

"Bah(*ˋへ*)" Jiang Qi spat out the water in his mouth. At this time, his whole body was soaked, and scattered black hair hung behind his ears and on his slender neck. Zhu affectionately kissed the curved eyelashes, her peach blossom eyes were hazy and full of water vapor, her red lips were lightly parted, and she was full of temptation.

It's a pity that the audience only has a rigid system.

Jiang Qi: "001, can you tell me in advance when you water?!"

001: [Okay. 】

Jiang Qi's voice became higher and full of threats: "There is still a next time?"

001 immediately said: 【No no no, only this time! I promise. ]

"Humph^"

Because the clothes were all soaked, 001 very sensible gave him a piece of clothes to change into. Jiang Qi took off the wet clothes and moved his legs a little uncomfortable. strange.

He lowered his eyes and looked down at himself, his beautiful brows frowned, was it his illusion, he always felt that his penis seemed to be getting smaller...

He asked the question, and 001 said very frankly: 【It's still as delicate and cute Well, it looks like it's useless. 】

Jiang Qi: "..."

Except for peeing, he really hasn't touched this thing, but 001, you say that, why am I so upset... "

...I still feel a little small."

001: [Clam clack clack don't care about these details! ]

This tone sounds like a ghost!

Jiang Qi squinted his eyes half-closed, carefully looked under himself, and then really let him discover the problem.

Jiang Qi took a deep breath. It seemed that he couldn't believe what he saw. With trembling hands, he touched the crevice under the penis, and his scalp exploded.

Fuck! ! I've become intersex! !

"001——!!!!!!"

001 hesitated, and quickly said: "Wait, wait, I still have newbie benefits here!"

"What benefits?" The intersex guy isn't too mad about it, as long as he doesn't turn into a woman. He was angry that 001 modified his body at will without his consent! !

In the dark part of the white space, where Jiang Qi couldn't see, there was a child wiping the cold sweat off his head with lingering fear, scaring the baby to death. I didn't expect the soft and weak host to be so powerful when angry.

001: [I will give you a big gift bag for the host~ The gift bag contains skills: infinite strength, mental attack, spiritual comfort, perfect camouflage~ Is it awesome! ]

Jiang Qi felt the power pouring into his body, and asked: "I know the first three, what is the last perfect disguise?"

[Perfect disguise is similar to acting, and can simulate 80% of various expressions. 】

Jiang Qi came to a sudden, touched his chin and compromised, nodded: "Okay, let me ask a question, can I learn abilities in the task world?"

[ten out of ten. ]

Jiang Qi: "Yeah."

[The world will be teleported, please prepare the host. 】

Jiang Qi puts a question mark on his head, ready? What preparation?

Wait, how cold is your body...

[Host, you haven't put on clothes yet~]

Jiang Qi: "..." (#／.＼#)

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Note:

Yo! As you have read in the description, this is indeed a fanfiction^^! Since many of us are not familiar with the animes used in this story( Tbh, I only know One Piece anime 🤷), I uploaded the pic of the characters being targeted in the first chapter of each arc.

A funny and good story, enjoy reading!