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[Quick Travel] Let's give birth to supporting roles!
A drunk said he was going to kill himself. Hatake Sakumo didn't know whether the other party was telling the truth or drunk.
It would be best if he was drunk, and one life would have survived. But if it's true...
Jiang Qi:? ? ?
Sakumo Hatake: Recently, he should look at each other more.
"Where is your home?"
Jiang Qi tilted his head and continued to point to the cliff.
Hatake Sakumo raised his forehead: "Don't try to lie to me! That's a cliff we've only been to before." So you still plan to jump off the cliff? There are no doors!
Jiang Qi squinted his mouth aggrievedly: "Don't attack me, I made a mistake when I was drunk." "
...So, you know you're drunk." The ground is half dead, but his face is still serious: "Little drunk, do you still want your book?"
Jiang Qi nodded with bright eyes.
"Do you want to know what I think of your book?"
"Yeah!" Jiang Qi nodded quickly again, and paused halfway, as if he suddenly remembered something, and immediately shook his head. "The little drunk doesn't want to know at all!"
Hatake Sakumo: It's really about to kill him.
How could this little guy be so cute when he was drunk.
He pretended to sigh with regret: "Well, if you don't want to know, you don't want to know. Originally, I wanted to praise you for your good imagination."
Not only is it good, it is almost breaking through the sky.
Jiang Qi's ears perked up all of a sudden, he jumped happily, and smiled like a fishy cat: "I'm not as good as you said, but it's actually a little lower than what you said. Just a little Little bit."
"Hahahahahaha." Hatake Sakumo finally couldn't help himself, and laughed heartily on the deserted path.
Jiang Qi asked, "Are you drunk too?"
The smile in Hatake Sakumo's eyes did not completely disappear: "Didn't you drink all my wine? How could I be drunk? If you don't believe me, can you smell the smell of alcohol in my mouth?" Jiang Qi
heard I really leaned my head up to smell it, my small nose shrugged like a puppy, there was no smell of alcohol, only a faint smell of mint, and I knew that the man had eaten mint once I smelled it.
The next moment, Jiang Qi took advantage of Hatake Sakumo's relaxation, and covered his cheeks with both hands, and pressed his lips against his lips, and then quickly parted, under Hatake Sakumo's dull gaze Thieves smirked: "Now your mouth smells of alcohol."
So the little guy's actions are simply to spread the smell of alcohol in his mouth to his own?
Hatake Sakumo pursed his lips, and had to admit that his heart did skip a beat for a moment just now.
Alas, as expected of the author who wrote Xiao Huang Wen, it almost made him... heartbroken.
"Forget it, I'm not as knowledgeable as a drunk like you." Hatake Sakumo sighed helplessly, admitting that he was taken advantage of just now, who told him to tear up Jiang Qi's book to death.
"I'll ask you one last time, where is your home?"
Jiang Qi thought, biting his thumb, grinding his teeth, seeing that his fingers were about to bleed, he quickly grabbed Jiang Qi's thumb, Jiang Qi was wronged and Poor: "I can't think of it... I'd better jump off the cliff."
"Don't move!" Hatake Sakumo scolded, rubbing his forehead with a headache: "I don't know your way home, the direction to jump off the cliff I remember it very clearly."
Jiang Qi sat upright, and said seriously: "Because I have been observing there for a long time, it is high enough, when people fall down, they can enjoy the scenery in mid-air before they die, and the most important thing is that I fell I wonât feel any pain, and Iâll fall to my death with a snap!
Anyway, Iâm a useless person, I canât do anything well, and even the only book I wrote was torn up. Living is a waste of Konohaâs food, itâs better to die
Hatake Sakumo, who had won several times in a row: "..." He
really didn't expect that he would hurt the other party unintentionally.
The man had no choice but to grit his teeth viciously: "Don't go to the cliff! Go to my house!"
"Okay~" Jiang Qi was taken aback, then raised his hands and arms very happily. Hatake Sakumo squatted down immediately. After finishing this skillful movement, he was taken aback for a moment. Before he could start thinking about what was going on, Jiang Qi was already on his back.
Jiang Qi: "I want to get the book back, you said it will be returned to me."
Hatake Sakumo felt guilty: "Aren't you drunk, you still remember so much!
" Fell asleep on his back.
"Huh." Hatake Sakumo sighed helplessly. In the future, I will definitely warn the little guy not to drink alcohol. He wants to commit suicide and jump off a cliff when he drinks alcohol. It is too scary.
...
the home of Sakumo Hatake.
Hatake Sakumo put Jiang Qi, who was in a deep sleep, on the bed, and he found the torn "Madara and Hashirama" by himself. Looking at the corpse lying quietly in the box, and thinking of the contents inside, Hatake Sakumo couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
Reluctantly, he took out paper of the same material, and then "Kage Clone Artâ"
a dozen Sakumo Hatake appeared in the living room, and Hatake Sakumo ordered the shadow clones to copy "Madara and Hashirama" again.
Shadow Clone transcribes a few paragraphs that are more explosive, and Hatake Sakumo transcribes the front is not very explicit, but even so, it still makes Hatake Sakumo red-faced.
In the early morning of the next day, Hatake Sakumo finished copying all the books, and finally heaved a sigh of relief and put the complete book on the bedside table where Jiang Qi slept. As soon as Jiang Qi woke up, he saw the complete "Blade and Poster Room".
Jiang Qi flipped through it casually, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows and smiling. He thought he couldn't see such an obvious difference in handwriting.
Forget it, let's do it.
So he opened the room and wanted to see if Jiang Qi had woken up. Hatake Sakumo saw the other party flipping through the little yellow text and read it with gusto.
Hatake Sakumo: "..."
"You still need to read what you wrote?"
Jiang Qi said with a grin, "I'm here to see if I missed anything."
Hatake Sakumo: "... "No, you've written it in too much detail.
Wait, he can't follow the other party's train of thought! You have to change the subject and say something!
"Cough, now that you have the book, you don't have to jump off a cliff to commit suicide."
Jiang Qi seemed very surprised: "Jump off a cliff? Me? How is that possible?"
Hatake Sakumo was taken aback, heaved a sigh of relief, and thought It turned out that the other party was drunk last night. But in the next second, Jiang Qi continued.
"Jumping off a cliff was just my idea a year ago, and now I commit suicide by jumping off a building."
Hatake Sakumo: "..."
Then? Then Jiang Qi was carried by Hatake Sakumo and explained the truth for a whole morning.
Jiang Qi poured him a glass of water. "Drink water."
Hatake Sakumo was just thirsty: "What else do you have to say?"
Jiang Qi said excitedly: "I want to write Orochimaru and Jiraiya in the next book!"
"Pffâ"
" Jiang Qi!!!"
"Woo..." Jiang Qi was startled by his yelling, tears welled up in his eyes, silently kept away from him, squatted down and turned his back to ignore him.
It looked exactly the same as yesterday.
Hatake Sakumo had a headache, he couldn't hit him, he couldn't scold him, he just yelled at him and shrank pitifully in the corner and ignored him, he had never seen such a delicate person! !
Hatake Sakumo had nothing to do with him, coaxing softly: "I was a bit harsh just now, and I was also worried about you."
Jiang Qi thought about it for a while, and then turned around slowly face him. Seriously said: "Although you are my idol, I will get angry if you yell at me!"
The idol...
Hatake Sakumo blushed awkwardly for the first time being said so bluntly.
The original bottom line is also in jeopardy.
"Hey, it's not that I don't support you writing...that kind of book...but can you change the characters in the book?"
"Change?"
"Yes!"
Jiang Qi was puzzled: "Why do you want to change?"
Sakumo Hatake went crazy: "You don't think there is anything wrong with the protagonist in your book!!"
Jiang Qi raised his chin very proudly: "I don't think so."
Sakumo Hatake choked: "You know that if Uchi is What will happen to you when the people of the Bo family read these things you wrote?" "You
will be killed."
Hatake Sakumo: "Since you know, don't..."
Jiang Qi was the first to comfort him: "Don't worry, I I will kill myself before they kill me."
Hatake Sakumo: "..." It was impossible to communicate.
Hatake Sakumo completely forgot that he and the young man were just strangers.
If he was asked, he would probably say that he just didn't want to see an innocent person die.
"Why do you want to commit suicide? Tell me the reason."
Jiang Qi: "It's boring."
"?"
Jiang Qi: "I feel that life is meaningless, except for the thought of suicide that makes me more excited, the only thing I can do is to write a book... But... â¦No one is willing to approve what I write. â¦Is it really that bad? qwqâ
Hatake Sakumo touched his nose and said unconscionably, âWho said that? I like it very much.â
Jiang Qi rolled his eyes Liang, "Am I really good at writing?"
"Yeah."
Jiang Qi: "You can't lie to me!"
"...Yeah."
Jiang Qi cheered, and handed the little Huang Wen to him: "Then help me publish a book, I will work hard to create in the future!!"
Publish... a book...?
Hatake Sakumo's smile froze.
Staring stiffly at the book with only a few large characters, as if it was stuffed with a hot potato and couldn't be thrown away.
"... Jiang Qiwo..."
Hatake Sakumo hadn't finished speaking when he felt a soft "jelly" covering the corner of his mouth.
When he came back to his senses, "Jelly" had already left, and the owner of "Jelly" had crooked eyebrows. If it wasn't for the same blush on his face, Hatake Sakumo thought it was just his illusion.
Jiang Qi: "Thank you~ I now feel that living with you is quite interesting."
Hatake Sakumo looked at his mouth in a daze, not sure if he heard it or not.