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a month later.

"Bai Ya Bai Ya~" Jiang Qi ran happily on the road in the village, humming Hatake Sakumo's title all the time.

However, Sakumo Hatake, who was missed by him, is not well at all now, he is staring at a room full of books in front of him with a hopeless face.

So before he knew it, he and his shadow clone had already copied so many little yellow texts? ?

Can he destroy these corpses before Jiang Qi arrives home...

"Bai Ya—~"

Just when he was hesitating, Jiang Qi had already arrived.

late.

Hatake Sakumo covered his face.

Jiang Qi said happily: "Bai Ya, it's a month, have you finished the book?"

Hatake Sakumo: "What will happen to you if I say I didn't finish it?"

Jiang Qi said expressionlessly, "Die."

"Okay, okay, I've done it!" Hatake Sakumo hurriedly said that he didn't dare to try again, for fear that the other party would commit suicide cautiously.

Jiang Qi immediately recovered his smile: "Then let's go to the street to distribute pornographic books~＼(^▽^)／!" "

On the street..." Hatake Sakumo covered his face: "Nonsense, do you really want to Chased by Uchiha and Konoha's people!"

Jiang Qigang wanted to say he didn't care, but when he thought that he might drag the man in front of him, he couldn't say these three words for some reason, "Then...then let's send it secretly. "

Very well, I didn't say the word death again. Hatake Sakumo was pleased.

Hatake Sakumo: What a relief! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴I must have been messed up by Jiang Qi's suicide "squad" anytime, anywhere.

"You can't post it secretly!"

Jiang Qi: qaq

Hatake Sakumo's face changed: "I mean we want to use normal channels to put your book to the crowd, and Konoha Village is too small, so I mean to put the book in the country to sell, what do you think? ?”

Jiang Qi tilted his head, feeling that what he said made sense, and raised a big smile: “How is the book prepared? I want to read it.”

Hatake Sakumo froze uncomfortably: “ It's all the same, so why look at it?"

Jiang Qi smiled and couldn't deny it.

Under Hatake Sakumo's nervous expression, he calmly took out one of the books and flipped through it.

[The use and method of Chakra...]

Jiang Qi: "..."

This idiot really did something wrong.

It was thanks to him that he figured out how to use Chakra instead of Xiao Huangwen.

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and close them calmly. Picked up another one again.

Jiang Qi knew the familiar dialogues in the book at a glance.

Jiang Qi: It turned out that this man was afraid that there would be too many ninja people in the ninja world to know too much about the little porn, so he changed half of the little porn and replaced it with his own use and understanding of Chakra.

This stupid man.

Writing out his ninjutsu insights in such a detailed way, he, a person who doesn't know Chakra, can see the value in it, let alone for ninjas, the value of this book is much more attractive than his little yellow text.

Let’s use an analogy: For example, a ninja bought a pornographic book. For the sake of his own shame, he would never tell the contents of the pornographic book. but! If this little yellow book becomes something that helps him improve his ninjutsu, for the sake of vanity, 70% of people will tell others but they will not give the book to the other party, they will only tell the other party the name of the book .

Then, the ninjas who went to various places to look for books, were lucky enough to find the book written by Sakumo Hatake, and those who were almost lucky found the little yellow book written by Jiang Qi... who knows that the names of the two books are exactly the same

.

That's why Jiang Qi scolded the other party's stupid man in his heart. So cute.

Hatake Sakumo carefully looked at the expressionless Jiang Qi, for fear that something was wrong. "Xiao Qi...?"

Jiang Qi swept away his previous seriousness, and jumped in front of him to laugh: "Bai Ya, you are really a good person~"

Hatake Sakumo thought he hadn't noticed, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Then I now Let’s deal with it.” He bought all these books to a small town a little further away from the ninja world, and he couldn’t believe that this little yellow book could reach Konoha.

"Wait a minute!"

Hatake Sakumo was puzzled.

Jiang Qi stood on tiptoe, and kissed him with the same movement, the same gesture, and the same posture as a month ago. "Chirp~"

Hatake Sakumo stood on the spot covering his mouth for half an hour, and finally grinned silently. Turned around and dealt with it.

... ...

...

After dealing with the little yellow text between Uchiha Madara and Senju Zhujian, before Hatake Sakumo had a few days of leisure, Eki ran to his house again.

Hatake Sakumo heard the familiar footsteps, and the joy gushing from the depths of his heart could not be faked.

Since when did he expect Jiang Qi to come to him?

"Shiraiya, I have written Jiraiya and Orochimaru's writing~ Take a look~"

Hatake Sakumo instantly changed from a smiling face to indifference.

This face-changing speed is so fast.

He can see it now, this guy knows he doesn't want him to die, so he challenges his bottom line unscrupulously, and he, he can't tell when Jiang Qi is challenging his bottom line and when he is telling the truth of. He always remembered that a week ago he refused to help Jiang Qi again, and then this man ran to the highest place in the village and jumped off in the middle of the night.

If he hadn't noticed that Jiang Qi's face was wrong at that time, he was worried that he would follow him, catch him in mid-air, and this person would be dead.

"Oh..." Hatake Sakumo was angry and funny: "Did I owe you in my previous life?"

No matter how awkward Hatake Sakumo was, he still had to compromise in front of Jiang Qi.

But what is it that he still has some expectations in his heart? ?

Jiraiya x Orochimaru clip:

[Oshemaru is exhausted: "Tell me, who is that woman! Why are you walking with her!"

Jiraiya: Don't make trouble for no reason! I said that she and I are just friends, what happened when I said a few words to my friend! And we're just brothers, Dashemaru, don't you think you're taking it too far?

Orochimaru just felt sad, he had been in love with the other party for more than ten years, and in the end he only got a sentence of being too lenient. "Okay, okay, I won't care about you from now on..."

Jiraiya's face changed, and he panicked: "I...I didn't mean that... Orochimaru..."]

Hatake Sakumo saw Here, I raised my eyebrows, the two were just arguing, and there was no yellow that started between Uchiha Madara and Senjuzhu. Although the conversation between them made him numb for a while, but fortunately, there is no large-scale one. Thank goodness.

Facts told him that he was still too naive to fully understand Jiang Qi's temperament. Is he the kind of person who writes about Shimizu? !

Until the second chapter, after they quarreled, they rolled the sheets inexplicably, and then told him that the two of them were playing face-playing! ! The woman who appeared at the beginning is actually Orochimaru! !

Hatake Sakumo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Go to your cosplay (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Enduring the desire to complain in his heart, Sakumo Hatake took a deep breath, and continued to read.

After watching it all afternoon, Sakumo Hatake finished watching it, he was right It's unbelievable that I can watch it, but I am defeated by Su Shuang and Su Lei's plot, but I still can't control it. It's

poisonous.

Jiang Qi obediently waits for praise.

The corner of Hatake Sakumo's mouth twitched, "It's great..."

"Thank you~" Jiang Qilei suddenly remembered that he had forgotten something, and took out another book from his bag.

Sakumo Hatake: I don’t know why, but I have a bad feeling.

White Fang's hunch was right.

Jiang Qi mysteriously asked him to come over and read, and opened the book...

"!!!"

A bolt from the blue!

For Hatake Sakumo, it was really nothing more than a bolt from the blue.

Jiang Qi smugly said: "I'm amazing~ I went to the Valley of the End to see the appearance of Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma, how do you look like~ Does it match the content in the book~" "...

Like " Hatake Sakumo squeezed out the word between his teeth.

You can draw the first generation of Hokage and Uchiha Madara almost exactly the same, you are really amazing.

On the contrary, even if it looks like...

you can't draw this kind of picture according to the content of the text. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴The

generation of Hokage-sama and Uchiha Madara will definitely

jump out of the coffin and kill them Yours!!

"Jiang Qi——!!! I will never let you get away with it this time! You don't want to show the painting to others!" Hatake Sakumo was serious this time, and his tone was a bit bad.

Generation Both Hokage and Uchiha Madara are characters he respects. Jiang Qi wrote them into a book, and he could pretend to be the same name and surname to fool himself, but drawing them has already touched his bottom line. Being seen by other

ninjas How should adults laugh at them in secret?

Jiang Qi was probably frightened by his stern face and tone, and raised his head in a daze. Gradually, his eyes began to turn red.

"Don't cry!"

Tsk, it's the bottom line Yet.

Jiang Qi silently lowered his head, put the drawing book back into the bag, stood up, turned around and left.

Hatake Sakumo opened his mouth and grabbed a handful of hair irritably.

No, you can't compromise, and you can't let the other party get ahead!

Agitated, the man saw the young man coming back from the corner of his eye, his heart relaxed, his lips moved, and he planned to forgive him if the young man confessed his mistake to him and promised not to write or draw little pornographic articles.

Jiang Qi walked up to him with his head down, stretched out his hand and grabbed the Jiraiya Orochimaru Little Yellow Book that Hatake Sakumo was still holding into his hand.

Hatake Sakumo: "..." So I came back to get this.

Jiang Qi walked to the door and paused, dropped three words and ran away: "I hate you." I didn't say that I wanted to publish the little porn between Uchiha Madara and Senjujuju, hum.

Hatake Sakumo: "..."