Chapter 164 - Scumbag Chen Yu
This Curse Is Just Awesome
âNo!!!â
Seeing the translucent Wraith enter Chen Yuâs body, the woman was in a trance for a moment and almost burst into tears on the spot. âSave him quickly!â
The other four people reacted, but they could only scratch their ears and cheeks anxiously, unable to do anything.
The Wraith entered the human body, and outsiders were helpless.
âLightning Ball! Mobilize the force! Force it out!â
âQuick!â
Listening to the noise beside his ears, Chen Yu was indifferent.
He stood where he was, closed his eyes, and quietly felt the movement of the Wraith in his body.
One secondâ¦
Three secondsâ¦
Five secondsâ¦
Under Chen Yuâs actions, the Wraith successfully entered his brain.
(Itâs over! Poor man.)
In the virtual sea of consciousness, time seemed to stop.
The Wraith slowly transformed into a human shape and let out a sharp laugh. (Tsk tsk tsk, your soul is gone. Itâs mine.)
âWho are you?â
(Iâm the Wraith youâre talking about.)
âWhy are you in the shape of a human?â
(What is a human? This is my original appearance. The microscopic movement of the outside world will distort me. Only in the brain can I recover.) The evil spirit slowly raised its hands and stretched its mouth like a gumdrop. (What a delicious soul. Iâm going to start eating.)
âLater. I still want to ask a question. Where did you learn Chinese?â
(What is Chinese?)
âItâs what you said.â
(Born with it⦠Tsk tsk, still thinking of stalling for time? Itâs useless.) The Wraith opened its mouth wide, and an irresistible suction force immediately came. (Itâs starting!)
(Suck â Slurp slurp slurp.)
[Spirit sucked: Spirit +62]
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
The Wraithâs body became more transparent, but its mouth was still chewing.
(Suck â Slurp slurpâ¦)
[Spirit sucked: Spirit +68]
(Suck â)
[Spirit suckedâ¦]
(Eh? Why am I getting hungrier the more I eatâ¦)
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
(Suck â Slurp slurp.)
[Spirit +55]
Seeing the Wraithâs body getting thinner and thinner, Chen Yu couldnât help but say, âStop sucking, forget it.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
(Are you dreaming? Hehe, how can I let you off? Slurpâ)
[Spirit +48]
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
(Haha, say goodbye to this world, baby. Slurpâ)
(Slurpâ)
(Slurp â Fear! This will make your soul taste better.)
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
(Suck! Cough cough coughâ¦)
Chen Yu: âGive me some face. Forget it.â
(Stop struggling, cough cough⦠Youâre dead for sure, hahaha⦠Hahahaâ¦)
[Spirit +23]
[Spirit +16]
[Spirit +5]
[Spirit +1]
[â¦]
Looking at the jelly-like Wraith sucking him dry, Chen Yu couldnât help but sigh.
The next moment, his vision blurred.
He broke free from the space of consciousness.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that Dahai and the others were filled with despair.
The woman that he pushed away was crying and peeing. Her makeup was all messed upâ¦
âLightning⦠Lightning Ball?â
Seeing Chen Yu open his eyes, Dahai was shocked. He grabbed Chen Yuâs shoulder in shock. âYou⦠Youâre okay?!â
Chen Yu: âYes, Iâm fine.â
âYou⦠You didnât force the Wraith out? How⦠How couldâ¦â
âLightning Ball!â The woman rushed forward like a pig and pounced on Chen Yu. She hugged him tightly. âYouâre not dead! Wuwu⦠Lightning Ball, youâre not deadâ¦â
âThis⦠is a miracle?â The fat man was stunned.
âUnbelievableâ¦â The skinny man was stunned.
âBrother.â Dahai squatted down and grabbed Chen Yu who was struggling. âLetâs not talk about anything else! You are my brother from now on. Itâs been so many years, and this is the first time Iâve met such a benevolent friend like you.â
[Gratitude received: Charm -3]
âYou treat me as a brother, so hurry up⦠Pull her awayâ¦â
âNo!â The woman hugged Chen Yu tightly, tears streaming down her face. âNo one is f*cking pulling me away! Lightning Ball, youâre a man! From now on, I wonât marry anyone other than you.â
The fat man: âYouâre already marriedâ¦â
âIs that soâ¦â The womanâs crying stopped for half a second. âThen you can marry me with your body.â
[Hurt: Spirit +8]
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
â¦
Night fell.
The martial artists in the alien realm swarmed out.
When it was dark, the transparent Wraiths would be even harder to find. Unless one was skilled and bold, no one would spend the night in the alien realm on Bodhi Island.
In the isolation room.
Dahai handed over more than ten spiral-shaped horns and received a few stacks of cash. He touched the bloodstains on his body and gave half of it to Chen Yu. âBrother, take it.â
âItâs too much.â
âYou saved that old womanâs life today. Iâll give it all to you.â
âThatâs true.â Chen Yu nodded. âThen give it all to me.â
Everyone: ââ¦â
âWhatâs the big deal?â Dahai laughed and placed all the money in Chen Yuâs arms. âI donât lack anything. What I lack the most is a brother like you.â
âI was just joking.â After giving half of the cash back, Chen Yu shook the banknotes. âThese are at least 20,000 yuan. Iâll take it.â
âAre you leaving tomorrow?â
âYes.â
âThen we must have a meal tonight.â Dahai put away the chainsaw. âIâll treat you to a barbecue! Letâs drink! We wonât stop until weâre drunk!â
âAgreed.â The fat man raised his hand.
â+1.â The thin man raised his hand.
Chen Yu scratched his ear. âIsnât it too late?â
âItâs not.â The womanâs attitude was firm. âYou saved my life. Iâll at least toast you with a bottle of wine. Letâs go! Dahai, bring the car over.â
âOkay.â
Seeing that everyoneâs hospitality was difficult to decline, Chen Yu did not argue and nodded in agreement,
More than half an hour later.
Everyone arrived at the famous snack street in front of the Tang City train station. They found a popular barbecue stall and took their seats.
âBoss, letâs start with a hundred lamb skewers, ten beef kidneys, and a few portions of seafood and fruits.â
âSure! Please wait a moment, my lords.â
After grabbing a box of beer, Dahai skillfully opened 10 bottles and placed them on the table. Then, he picked up one of the bottles and looked at Chen Yu. âBrother, letâs not talk about wine culture at our roadside stall. The first bottle is for you.â
After saying that, he raised his head and downed the entire bottle in one gulp.
Bang!
The empty bottle was put down. Dahai cupped his fists at Chen Yu and burped. âBurp!â
âItâs my turn.â The fat man also picked up a bottle. âBrother, I rarely admire anyone in my entire life. Youâre the first one. Iâll drink it.â
âGulp, gulp, gulpâ¦â
The skinny man handed over the bottle and raised the wine. âTo be honest, even I might not have saved her in that situation. Youâre a man, a real man.â
The woman agreed. âA real man.â
âCheers!â
âGulpâ¦â
Finally, it was the womanâs turn.
She picked up two bottles. âLightning Ball, the first bottle. Iâm thankful that you saved my life. That Wraith actually charged down from the sky. Itâs too rare. Although I might have escaped without you, I might have really died there.â
After saying that, the woman slowly drank up the beer and threw the bottle down. She raised the second bottle. âThis second bottle, I respect you as a person. I know Iâm not good-looking, I speak rudely, and I donât have a good figure. But because of that, youâre willing to save me, which shows your character even more. Bottoms up!â
âGulp, gulp, gulpâ¦â
Watching the woman drink up, Chen Yu looked at the table.
âDamn it.â
It hadnât even been three minutes since the start of the game.
Only five out of ten bottles were leftâ¦
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu reached out and took a bottle. âI know about your personal situation. Iâm a little ashamed of your gratitude. Since everyone has respected me, I have to return the favor. Itâs a pleasure to be on your team.â
As he spoke, he raised his head and gulped down the âtons and tonsâ of alcohol.
However, as he poured it into his stomach, he suddenly caught sight of three familiar figures on the side.
Zhang Tie.
Duan Ye.
Bahuang Yaoâ¦
Duan Ye was still holding a skewer as he looked disappointed. âBrother Yu⦠You have a new team?â
Chen Yu: âHmm?â
Duan Ye: âYou actually made us green.â
Chen Yu: âPfftâ¦â