Chapter 303 - Changling Alien Realm (2)
This Curse Is Just Awesome
âThe ends of the earth, the ends of the sky.â
âHalf of our friends are scatteredâ¦â
In the chilly sky, under the noise of the propellers, a faint singing sound drifted.
âA pot of turbid wine to enjoy the rest.â
âSunset Mountain, outer mountainâ¦â
âGood!â
Clap, clap, clapâ¦
In the flying helicopter, beside the hot hot pot, Ma Yan clapped excitedly. âThatâs great.â
âAhem.â Clearing his throat, Chen Yu picked up a piece of donkey meat tainted with spicy oil and stuffed it into his mouth. He looked at Ma Yan and said, âSister Ma, what you said is good. Is it good to eat, or is it good to hear?â
Ma Yan shook her chopsticks. âBoth. Both are good! Itâs all good!â
âHahahaâ¦â
Swallowing the food in his mouth, Chen Yu raised his goblet and shook the red wine in it. He said seriously, âI, Chen Yu, have traveled far and wide. I rely on being able to be civil and martial. Iâm different from the rest. Not only do I eat, drink, and have fun, but I also want to be romantic.â
Chen Siwen, who was holding a bowl at the side, rolled her eyes.
Ma Li was expressionless.
BB, on the other hand, was curiously observing the boiling food in the pot.
Only the pilot in front wanted to say something but hesitated. âGuest⦠Guest. You canât eat hotpot with the sound of a helicopter.â
Chen Yu: âShut up.â
The pilot: ââ¦Alright.â
Dang!
After bumping her goblet against Chen Yuâs, Ma Yanâs beautiful eyes darted around. âBrother Yuâs demeanor is just like a strong wind blowing in the cloudsâ¦â
âBullsh*t!â Ma Li could not help but say, âDonât you think itâs ridiculous to sing and eat donkey meat hotpot on a helicopter?â
As she said that, she gulped down a piece of cooked donkey meat.
âHow is it ridiculous? This is obviously very reasonable.â
Chen Yu sipped his red wine gently and looked at the vast scenery outside the window. He said in a clear voice, âWhy should we care about the details in this life? In this situation, in this scene, we must recite a poem! We must have wind, we must have meat, we must have hotpot, we must have fog. We must have beautiful girls, we must have donkeys.â
Clap clap!
Ma Yan stood up excitedly and clapped her hands. âGood, good, good.â
ââ¦Customer.â The pilot could not help but speak again. âPlease maintain a stable center of gravity on the helicopter.â
âDid you hear that?â Chen Yu glared at Ma Yan. âWhy are you standing up? Your center of gravity is not stable.â
âOh, oh.â
Ma Yan came to a realization and quickly wanted to sit down, but she was stopped by Chen Yu.
Chen Yu said, âIf you stand and we sit, our center of gravity will not be stable. But if we all stand up, wonât our center of gravity be stable?â
The driver: ââ¦â
âGet up, get up.â Chen Yu stood up and waved his hand. âLetâs eat together! Letâs sing together! Brother Driver, you come too.â
The driver said, âCustomer, my mission is to escort everyone safely to Changling City. I wonât eat.â
Whoosh!
Whoosh whoosh whoosh â
As soon as the pilot finished speaking, he heard a sharp whistle coming from afar!
âMissile!â Chen Yuâs expression changed, and he instantly exploded with force. He shot up and rushed out of the cabin with the BB on his back.
Crashâ¦
He also smashed the metal cabin door.
The few people present, except the pilot, were all martial artists.
Their reactions were also extremely fast. They jumped out one after another amidst the blooms of energy.
Boom!
Boomâ¦
In the next second, the helicopter turned into a rising fireball.
Chen Yu adjusted his balance in the air and looked around. When he found that Chen Siwen, Ma Li, and Ma Yan had successfully jumped out of the plane, he was relieved.
However, because the strength of the few of them was not the same, they flew further and further away from each other.
In a split second, Chen Yu scanned his surroundings. Suddenly, he pointed to a bare mountain peak below and shouted, âWeâll gather on the mountain in a while!â
The strong wind blew in his face, making it inconvenient for him to speak.
Ma Li, Ma Yan, Chen Siwen, and the others raised their hands and waved, indicating that they heard him.
âAttention! There might be a follow-up attack on the ground.â
Everyone waved again.
After giving their instructions, Chen Yu turned around and said to BB, âOpen the parachute.â
âThe altitude is still very high. Should we open the parachute now?â
âYes.â Chen Yu nodded. âI need to be the last one to land. I need to see where they land.â
âOkay.â
BB reached out and pulled down the parachute rope.
Bang â
The parachute that opened in an instant caused BBâs body to stop abruptly.
She hugged Chen Yu tightly, so naturally, she also brought Chen Yu to âstopâ in the air at the same time.
Buzz, buzz, buzzâ¦
Above them, the wreckage of the helicopter fell faster and faster under the encirclement of flames. In the end, it spun and crashed into the forest.
The originally dim flames were once again dazzling.
Boom!
Two seconds later, a deafening explosion was heard by Chen Yu and the others.
Crash.
After a long while, Chen Yu finished landing. The parachute rope was hooked on the tree trunk and was suspended in midair.
BB pulled out her longsword without him saying a word and cut the parachute rope with her sword. At the moment when the two of them were free falling, she used Flash and stood steadily on the ground.
âGood.â
He gave BB a thumbs up for their tacit understanding. Chen Yu circulated his Qi and rushed forward at the fastest speed.
According to his observations before landing, the person closest to him was Ma Yan.
Next was Ma Li.
Finally, it was Chen Siwen who jumped the furthest and flew the furthestâ¦
âThis idiot.â
As he ran, Chen Yu cursed, âJust use a little more strength and she can directly jump back to Qingcheng.â
Bang!
Dong dongâ¦
It was difficult to walk through the mountain forest.
Chen Yu chose to rampage.
With the support of the force, he was like a bulldozer. Wherever he passed, the trees were broken.
Soon, Chen Yu rushed out of the forest and came to a broken mountain road in the forest. He found an SUV parked by the side of the road.
On the roof of the car stood a woman with a âhuge waistâ.
Seeing Chen Yu, the woman did not hesitate at all. She raised a huge hammer, stepped on the her high heels, and opened her thick thighs wrapped in black stockings. She charged at him fiercely, âHa!â
âLevel 4 fighterâ¦â
Narrowing his eyes, Chen Yu immediately used the Leap of Faith martial skill.
After receiving the status buff, he took the sharp sword with his right hand and patted BBâs butt with his left hand.
BB understood and calculated the time when their current speed intersected. She decisively activated the motherboard skill.
Shua!
The space slightly distorted. Chen Yu, who was charging forward, suddenly disappeared.
When he reappeared, he was already behind the âstrong womanâ.
The womanâs body shook violently and froze on the spot.
One secondâ¦
Three secondsâ¦
Five seconds later.
Blood spurted out of the strong body and it was torn into pieces.
Clang.
After inserting his sword back, Chen Yu turned around and looked at the silk stockings that were still twitching in the pool of blood. He turned around and ran in the direction of Ma Yan.
With his own strength, spatial skill, and BBâs sword, he could easily kill a Level 4.
Naturally, that was assuming that the other party did not know about himâ¦
âMy Lord, I see her! Sister Ma Yan!â After running for a short while, BB opened her X-ray vision and pointed to the front left.
Chen Yu slightly changed his direction and continued running for half a minute. As expected, he saw Ma Yan.
At this moment, in front of Ma Yan, there were four âbrawny womenâ.
Two were Level 4.
Two were Level 3.
Both sides were in a stalemate.
âBrother Yu, youâre here.â Ma Yan pushed her glasses frames, looking very happy.
âA Level 2 martial artist?â Among the brawny women, the leading shrew curled her lips. âAre you courting death?â
âWho are you guys?â
Chen Yu adjusted his position and stood still, forming a pincer attack with Ma Yan.
âWe are one of the special forces of the Fair Association.â The shrew gave a thumbs up and pointed at her well-developed chest muscles. âBeautiful girls and strong men.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
Ma Yan: ââ¦â
BB curiously poked her head out and looked around. âSir, is this what you mean by âneither male nor femaleâ in the human gender?â
ââ¦Bullsh*t!â The shrew suddenly roared. âWe are beautiful girls! Girls!â
Her voice was loud and clear, shaking the fallen leaves nearby.
âYou guys⦠Better not waste the words âbeautiful girlsâ.â
Pulling out his long sword, Chen Yu lowered his center of gravity and slowly approached, ready to launch an attack.
The attack this time was very targeted.
He did not know whether the Fair Association had other forces besides missiles and the beautiful girls and warriors.
They had to end the battle quickly.
Seeing Chen Yuâs actions, Ma Yan also went forward.
âA Level 2 and a Level 3 surrounding us? You still want to take the initiative to attack?â The shrew sneered and raised her mountain-splitting axe, shouting, âXiao Lian Xiang! Xiao Xiyu!â
âHere!â On the left, a middle-aged woman wearing a fat cheongsam thundered.
âYeah!â On the right, a middle-aged woman wearing JK clothes had a magnificent aura.
âYou guys take care of that Level 2 kid. Sayuri and I will kill the Level 3.â
âYes!â
âLetâs beginâ¦â
Before she could finish her sentence, Ma Yan suddenly waved both her hands. âSneak attack!â
Lime powder scattered all over the place, blinding the eyes of the four strong women.
How could Chen Yu let go of such a good opportunity? He immediately charged forward with his sword and slashed down.
âSneak attack!â
Swish, swish, swishâ¦
As the sword shadows flashed, the beautiful girlâs troops fell to the ground like wheat that had been cut down and died.
âBrother Yu!â Ma Yan was excited. She patted the lime on her hand and took two steps forward in three steps, getting closer to Chen Yu. âBrother is really awesome.â
âYouâre the awesome one. Where did you get the lime?â
âIt was given to me by eating roasted gluten.â
Chen Yu: â?â
Ma Yan sang, âRoasted gluten, roasted gluten, Iâll let you eat a real drop of limeâ¦â
Chen Yu: ââ¦This joke is really f*cking lame.â
Lowering his head, he examined the corpses of the girls.
After confirming that they were all dead, Chen Yu asked BB, âWhere are my sister and the others? Where are they? Can you see them?â
âI can see them, right in front. Theyâre beside a mountain road. Sister Ma Li and Sister Siwen have already met.â
âBeside the mountain road⦠There should be only one mountain road here.â
With this thought in mind, Chen Yu waved at Ma Yan and turned around to run towards the SUV.
Ma Yan quickly followed. As she ran, she looked at BB suspiciously. âYou⦠can see through things?â
Upon hearing this, BB nodded. âYes, Sister Horse-Eye (Ma Yan).â
ââ¦My name is Ma Yan.â
âSister Ma Yan.â
âIf itâs x-ray visionâ¦â Ma Yan carefully observed BBâs eyes. âIs it some kind of special martial art?â
âNo, itâsâ¦â
âDonât ask around anymore.â Chen Yu interrupted BBâs reply with a calm expression. âItâs not good to know too much.â
âOkay.â Ma Yan nodded repeatedly. âYouâre the boss, youâre the boss.â
Chen Yu: â??â
They followed the original route.
The three of them soon arrived at the SUV.
They flipped over and got into the car through the open window. Chen Yu threw away the pantyhose, net socks, bubble socks, and other âpretty girlsâ equipment behind the windshield. Then, he turned the key and started the engine.
Bang.
Ma Yan got into the passenger seat and fastened her seatbelt. âBrother.â
âHuh?â Chen Yu stepped on the accelerator and turned his head in confusion.
âIf your girlfriend knew that we were in the same car, she wouldnât be angry, right?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
â¦
Along the winding mountain road.
Chen Yu drove the SUV and caught up with Chen Siwen and Ma Li who were about to climb the mountain.
Beep! Beep!
He pressed the car horn and stuck his head out of the window. âGet in the car.â
Chen Siwen and Ma Li turned around when they heard the sound. They were both stunned when they saw the SUV. They quickly ran over.
âBrother Yu, where did you get the car?â Ma Li asked.
âWe were attacked by the Fair Association just now. Their car.â
âAre you hurt?â Chen Siwen asked anxiously as she got into the car.
âIâm fine.â Chen Yu waved his hand carelessly. âAre you guys safe? Were you attacked?â
âNo.â Chen Siwen shook her head.
âThe Fair Associationâs carâ¦â
On the other side, Ma Li frowned and thought for a moment. She bent down and checked the area of the car. Her expression changed slightly. âSis, come here.â
âWhatâs wrong?â Ma Yan got out of the car in confusion.
âThereâs explosives under the car.â
After saying this, Chen Yu and Chen Siwen immediately ran away from the car in shock and took more than ten steps back.
âThe enemyâs vehicle cannot be sat on randomly,â Ma Li said to Chen Yu seriously.
âIâve learned it.â Chen Yu cupped his hands.
He had indeed overlooked this point.
âSister, can you defuse this bomb?â Ma Li asked Ma Yan.
âWhat kind of bomb canât I defuse?â
After saying that, as a technical expert, Ma Yan got under the car skillfully and defused the explosive in less than half a minute. âItâs remote-controlled. The signal is in standby mode.â
âBecause the signal canât be transmitted in the wild,â Chen Yu said.
âThatâs right.â Nodding, Ma Yan showed the explosive bag. âSo this explosive should be left for us to detonate in Changling City. Look at the dust on it. Maybe those women donât even know that a bomb was planted on them.â
âSo ruthless.â Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. âUsing a few Level 4 and Level 3 fighters as bait.â
âIn the Fair Association, regardless of the level, they are bait that can be sacrificed at any time.â Ma Li shrugged. âFrom this point of view, the Fair Association is indeed fair.â
Throwing away the explosive bag, Ma Yan sat back in the car. âThatâs enough. Everyone, get in.â
âNo⦠wonât there be more explosives?â Chen Siwen hesitated.
âThe power of the bomb just now could blow up a building. Thereâs no need for other bombs.â
Everyone sat back in the car.
Chen Yu started the car with lingering fear and drove slowly. âIt seems that the Fair Association is already extremely nervous. Regardless of whether itâs an official force or not, as long as they head towards Changling, they will attack indiscriminately.â
âThereâs something wrong with their attack.â Ma Yan sat in the back seat, her mind spinning rapidly. âEven we can dodge a few missiles, not to mention the elites from Shanghai. Whatâs the point of such an attack?â
âRight.â Ma Yan interrupted. âThe martial artists that are chasing after them are only at Level 4 at the most. Although they have a backup plan with car bombs, these wonât be able to deal with the big shots of the government.â
âThatâs why itâs a little strange.â Ma Li stroked her chin. âI wouldnât believe it even if you beat me to death if you said that the Fair Association doesnât have any conspiracy.â
âHow aboutâ¦â Chen Siwen was terrified when she heard this. âHow about we go back, back to Qingcheng?â
âNo,â Chen Yu refused. âI want to exterminate the bandits.â
âExterminate the bandits? The Fair Association?â
âThatâs right, the Fair Association is bandits!â
Chen Yu said excitedly, âIs there any law? A strong wind is blowing and the clouds are flying. The brave warriors are moving everywhere! The Fair Association must be exterminated at any time! They must be exterminated! Think about it. You brought your companions out of the city, ate hotpot, and sang. Suddenly, you were robbed by bandits!â
Everyone: ââ¦â
âSo, the days without the Fair Association are the good days!â
Everyone: ââ¦â
âBah! Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!â Ma Yan seemed to have been provoked and suddenly clapped.
ââ¦Xiao Yu, donât interrupt me. You know what I want to ask. Why did you come to such a dangerous place?â
The car was silent for a long time.
Chen Yu turned around and looked at Chen Siwen. âTo do what I should do.â
âWhat is what I should do?â
âItâs⦠What I should do.â
ââ¦â
Looking at Chen Yuâs determined gaze, Chen Siwen was silent for a long time before she finally sighed.
Dong!
Following that, the SUV crashed into the ditchâ¦
Ma Li: âWhy didnât you look in front of you when you were driving? Why did you turn around to look at your sister!?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦Itâs my sister.â