Chapter 311 - Dimensional Door Shattered (1)
This Curse Is Just Awesome
Bang!
A powerful force instantly erupted!
Jillâs figure flashed for a moment before appearing behind Chen Yu and Duan Ye out of thin air.
âWho are you calling a dog?â
Jill cursed as he grabbed Chen Yuâs ear with his left hand and tore Duan Yeâs protective clothing apart with his right hand. âIs there a dog as stylish as me?â
âHey! Hey, hey Brother Ji, Iâm sorry, donât pullâ¦â Chen Yu stood on his tiptoe, trying to alleviate the pain from his ear.
âRight.â Duan Ye nodded. âWe should add the word âcoolâ.â
Jill narrowed his eyes and pulled Duan Yeâs ear forcefully. âIâll make you poor.â
âOh oh oh â Iâm sorry Brother Ji! Brother⦠Brother Ji! Father Ji!â
Jill stood where he was until both of their ears turned red. He then slowly released his grip. âDoes it hurt?â
âYes.â
âIf you donât want to feel pain, you two should behave yourselves. Donât move.â He gently patted both of their shoulders. Seeing that Chen Yu and Duan Ye did not put up any resistance, Jill retracted his arms and walked towards them.
âHa.â Chen Yu was embarrassed. âBrother Ji, long time no see. Have you been married recently?â
âYeah.â Duan Ye forced a smile. âBrother Ji, long time no see. Have you divorced recently?â
âThank you for your concern.â Jill was expressionless. âI just got remarried.â
âRemarried. Remarried is good. Remarried is too good.â Chen Yu said to Duan Ye, âBrother Ye, what is remarried?â
âRich marriage means that you have money, and then you get married.â Duan Ye was serious. âIt proves that Brother Ji has been doing well recently. Itâs something worth celebrating.â
âRight! Such a good thing must be celebrated!â Chen Yu patted his head. âWe have to organize something for Brother Ji.â
âThatâs right. We also have to bring a big gift.â Duan Ye counted with his fingers. âI⦠Iâll follow 100 million.â
âI canât be short either. Iâll follow 1 billion.â
âThen Iâll follow 10 billion!â
âThatâs it.â Chen Yu raised a finger. â100 billion! You canât go any higher. Donât be fastidious.â
âAlright, listen to Brother Yu, 100 billion it is.â
Pa!
The two clapped their hands in tacit understanding and immediately turned around to leave.
Chen Yu said, â100 billion is not a small amount. I have to go raise it and offer it to Brother Ji.â
âThatâs right.â Duan Ye nodded. âI know a shop in the eastern end of Changling City that sells 100 billion denominationsâ¦â
Jill: ââ¦â
Swoosh!
Jillâs hands were like lightning as he pinched their ears again and yanked them back. âCome back!â
Chen Yu: âF*ck! It hurts!â
Duan Ye: âIt hurts! F*ck!â
âThe two of you have really gone overboard.â Jillâs eyes were overflowing with killing intent.
âBrother Ji, am I not going to hold a banquet for you? At the same time, Iâm going to raise money for you as a gift.â Chen Yu covered his ears. âBe gentle. Can you change your earring?â
âDonât talk nonsense with me.â Jill said in a deep voice, âIâm not waiting here for two days just to argue with you.â
âWait⦠Wait for me for what?â
Jill let go. âIâll take you back to Shanghai and continue with school.â
ââ¦Iâm not going.â
âYouâre the boss?â
âI still have things to do. How about thisâ¦â Chen Yu discussed. âIâll go to work on my things first. After Iâm done, Iâll go to school? What do you think?â
âHow long will you be busy?â
Hearing this, Chen Yuâs expression was serious as he said seriously, âWhen⦠the world is at peace.â
Jill: ââ¦â
ââ¦Eh?! Big Brother, it hurts, hurts, hurtsâ¦â
âChen Yu, Iâm not joking with you.â Jill waved his hand, and a needle appeared out of nowhere. He waved it at Chen Yu. âLetting you go back is the intention of the higher-ups. The country is going to train you with all its strength. This is not something that you can control on your own.â
âYes, Brother Yu.â Duan Ye advised from the side, âBrother Yu is right. You canât control this. Just follow him obediently. After all, this is a good thing.â
âYes. It must be a good thing.â Jill nodded.
âYes, Brother Yu, letâs go. Donât give Brother Ji any trouble.â
âYes.â Jill agreed.
âThen Iâll go back first. You guys are busy. When thereâs an opportunity in the future, letâs go for a barbecue.â
âEn⦠Wait.â Jill pulled Duan Ye back. âWhere are you going?â
âAh, about that.â Duan Ye smiled sheepishly and pointed at the dimensional door. âThereâs something going on in the company. I still have to give some orders.â
âThis company⦠Is it the Fair Association?â Jill raised his eyebrows.
âWhat are you talking about?!â Duan Yeâs expression was serious. âThe Fair Association, isnât that an extremist organization? Weâre trying to deal with it before we act! Letâs not talk about it for now. Iâm a little sick. Letâs go for a soup first. Weâll meet again if weâre fated!â
Pa!
Jill did not say much. He directly stabbed Duan Yeâs arm with a needle and pushed the liquid inside.
âOh.â
Duan Ye was shocked. He subconsciously wanted to activate his Qi, but he realized that there was no reaction in his dantian.
âDeactivator?!â
âYes.â Jill nodded. âIn the next eight hours, your dantian will be disabled.â
Chen Yu said, âItâs illegal to possess deactivator.â
Jill said, âThe country represents the law.â
Chen Yu said, ââ¦Awesome.â
ââ¦Brother Ji, is there a need for that?â
âYes, there is.â Jill shifted his gaze and looked at Duan Ye. âTo be honest, Iâm very disappointed in you.â
âI know.â Duan Ye was silent for a long time before he lowered his head and sighed. âBut when it comes to love, you canât force it.â
Jill: â???â
âYou guysâ¦â Chen Yu was surprised. âWhen did it start?â
Jill: ââ¦â
âNo wonder itâs called a remarriage! Thatâs right, a paternal marriage is just a paternal marriage. When a child grows up, everyone has to call him father.â
âYouâre wrong.â Duan Ye corrected him. âYou donât have a child under such circumstances.â
ââ¦Shut the f*ck up.â Jillâs eyes widened in anger. âIf you dare to change the topic again, Iâll pull out all your hair!â
Chen Yu: âDo me a favor and save half of it.â
âYou shut up too!â he roared angrily.
Jill looked at Duan Ye again. âBack then, when I was at Beijing University, I taught many classes. The only class that I had a special relationship with was Class 2. This kind of special relationship was not only because of your strength, but also because of the relationship between you and me.â
âWhatâs the use of saying all this?â Duan Yeâs expression returned to normal.
âAmong the three of you, although I have the least impression of you, I deeply know that your talent far surpasses that of an ordinary person. You should have a better future. But you joined the Fair Association and willingly degenerated⦠Iâm very disappointed.â
âJoining the Fair Association is degenerating?â Duan Ye asked back.
âYes.â
âIf this world was fair, would there still be people who degenerated?â Duan Ye took a step forward and stuck his face to Jillâs, his voice was hoarse. âLu Xun once said that when society forces you into a corner, committing a crime is not shameful. If I degenerated, it was also forced by this world.â
Jill: ââ¦It wasnât Lu Xun, it was Mayakovsky who said it.â
Chen Yu suddenly raised his hand. âExcuse me, my brother only recognizes Lu Xun.â
Duan Ye: âYes.â
ââ¦â Jill didnât say anything for a moment, then opened his mouth. âLetâs not talk about who said it first. Let me ask you, who forced you? Wasnât it your own personal act to murder Bahuang Yi? Wasnât it your own revenge crime?â
âIf I didnât kill him,â Duan Ye sneered, âwho would?â
âItâs not up to you to kill him.â
âMay I ask, for his own selfish reasons, Bahuang Yi diverted the Beast Tide, causing the deaths of over 600,000 people in He City. Is that a crime?â
âItâs a crime.â
âIf itâs a crime, then you have to accept the punishment.â
ââ¦There will always be the deaths of He City and Qingcheng City.â
âI know that. But the two are fundamentally different! Furthermore, because the Beast Tide was aimed at Qingcheng City, all the evacuation plans had already been implemented. When the Beast Tide turned, He City actually only evacuated one group of people! The remaining students and children⦠Died in vain, understand?â
Duan Yeâs voice became even deeper. âThis is a capital crime! But will you kill him? Will you? Just because he is Bahuang Yi? There is no punishment for doing whatever he wants?â
ââ¦â Jill was silent.
âSince the country did not kill him, there must be someone else to punish him. Regardless of whether this person has power or money, even if the emperor breaks the law, he must be punished as well as the common people.â Duan Ye slowly calmed down. âSo, I came. There are some things that need to be done.â
âSpecial matters, special procedures.â Jill looked straight at Duan Ye. âEveryone knows that itâs easy to make mistakes in the wilderness. However, when humanity is in a life-and-death situation, if he lives, he will have a greater contribution in the future.â
âNo.â Duan Ye shook his head. His words had a deeper meaning. âOnly when the spirit dies, will humanity truly die.â
ââ¦Nonsense.â
âJill, although your strength is stronger than mine, there are some things that I know more about than you.â Duan Ye extended his finger. He pointed at his own heart. âThe birth of exotic beasts has never been a coincidence. Why can they appear out of thin air and disappear without a trace without eating or drinking? It doesnât conform to the common sense of any living creature.â
âWhy?â Chen Yuâs spirit trembled.
âBecauseâ¦â Duan Ye looked at Chen Yu. âThey arenât living creatures at all. They are actuallyâ¦â
âShut up!â Jill interrupted him with a cold look in his eyes. âDonât spread the superstitious words of your Fair Association anymore. Donât force me to kill people.â
ââ¦Alright.â Duan Ye took a step back and spread his hands. âItâs up to you. Since Iâm caught by you, Iâll die sooner or later.â
âIf you quit the Fair Association, give up your extreme thinking, and admit that youâre guilty, you wonât die.â
âJill, whatâs the most valuable thing about a person?â Duan Ye suddenly asked.
âHmm?â Jill was slightly stunned. âWhat do you want to say?â
Duan Ye repeated, âAs a human, whatâs the most valuable thing?â
ââ¦Life.â
âWrong.â Duan Yeâs eyes narrowed. âItâs principle.â
Hearing that, Chen Yu, who was at the side, suddenly raised his head.
âFor the sake of a life, give up your principle. Even if you survive, that life is still a cheap life.â Duan Ye took off the gas mask on his head and spread his hands. âSorry, Iâm different from Brother Yu.â
Chen Yuâs initially respectful expression slowly cooled down. âIf you want to show off, then do it well. Do you have to step on me to make yourself comfortable?â
Duan Ye pushed the nonexistent frame of his glasses. âMetaphor.â
ââ¦Since youâre so stubborn, then pray for your own good luck.â After taking a deep look at Duan Ye, Jill shifted his gaze to Chen Yu and took out a new needle.
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
âDo you want to do it yourself, or do you want me to beat you up before I give it to you?â
âDonât do it, Iâll do it myself.â Chen Yu quickly took the needle and inserted it into the vein with ease. âI have no principles.â
[Infected by an unknown liquid: Temporary Force Efficiency +96%]
Jill: ââ¦Why are you so skilled?â
âPeople without principles are skilled at everything.â Duan Ye looked sideways.
After finishing the injection, Chen Yu pulled out the needle and shook the needle at Jill. âItâs dry.â
âOkay.â Jill responded and took out two more ropes and handed them to Chen Yu and Duan Ye respectively.
Chen Yu: â?â
Duan Ye: â!â
âDo it yourself. Tie it up.ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Duan Ye clenched his fists, killing intent flashed in his eyes. âA scholar can be killed, but not humiliated.â
Chen Yu raised his hand. âThis is not considered humiliation. He should just be simply lazy.â
âOh, then thereâs no problem.â Duan Ye relaxed, took the rope, and began to bind himself.
Pa!
Jill slapped Duan Ye and he staggered. âTie him up!â
âOh.â
Duan Ye quickly came back to his senses and put the rope around Chen Yuâs neck. âWhy didnât you say so earlier? When it comes to tying people up, Iâm a professionalâ¦â
With that, he separated Chen Yuâs legs and tied his left hand and left foot first, then his right hand and right foot.
Then, Duan Yeâs operation became faster and faster. He folded the remaining end of the rope in half and tied it into a beautiful bow. Finally, he made two small circles around Chen Yuâs chestâ¦
Chen Yu: ââ¦â
Jill: ââ¦â
There was a moment of silence. Chen Yu used the same method to tie Duan Ye up.
âThatâs not right.â Duan Ye suggested as he tied the rope. âIn the beginning, you shouldnât go around the back. Otherwise, you wonât be able to show your beautiful back when youâre done.â
âSearch until youâre dead inside.â Chen Yu came to a realization. âThen how about I wrap the neck first?â
âThe neck is fine. I recommend a double buckle. It looks good.â
âI understand. Oh right, thereâs something wrong with the step you took just now. The left and right arms shouldnât be tied separately because the length of the rope is limited. It will cause the forces on both sides to be uneven.â
âOh!â Duan Ye patted his head. âThis is indeed a good point. I didnât notice it beforeâ¦â
ââ¦â Jillâs entire body trembled, and his voice squeezed through the gaps between his teeth. âAre you guys⦠Going to talk about this academic exchange?â
âItâs just martial artists,â Chen Yu said generously. âYou have to have the mentality of constantly improving.â
âDonât be distracted.â Duan Ye frowned. âFocus.â
âOkay.â
Jill: ââ¦â
Unable to endure it any longer, Jillâs hands were like lightning. He pulled one end of the rope and tied the two of them together violently. âYouâre asking for an inch and asking for a mile. You have to force me to use force.â
âF*ck! It hurts!â
âBrother Ji, be gentleâ¦â
âWrong, donât use forceâ¦â
Chen Yu and Duan Ye cried out repeatedly, but from an angle that Jill could not see, the two of them were making eye contact.
Chen Yu: âAh! It hurts!â (Did you catch it?)
Duan Ye: âBrother Ji, itâs caught! The rope caught my thigh.â (Of course, itâs next to my thigh.)
Chen Yu rolled his eyes: (Awesome, listen to me later.)
Duan Yeâs nose twitched: (Okay, but I have a question.)
Chen Yu twisted: (Ask.)
Duan Ye twitched: (Why arenât you dressed?)
(Is it strange that Iâm not wearing any clothes?)
(Ah⦠Now that you mention it, it doesnât seem strangeâ¦)
The two of them were tied up in a ball.
Jill checked once and confirmed that they were solid. He sneered again and again.
They lost their strength and were tightly tied up.
How could Chen Yu escape just like that?
How could he run?
What could he run with?
After grabbing one end of the rope, Jill carried the two of them on his shoulders and turned to leave.
As he walked, he sighed.
âThese two puny Level 2, do they still have the ability to make me eat sh*t?â
âBahuang Yi, in the end, is just a childâ¦â