Chapter 39 - I Am Giving Birth Today, Cannot Hold It in Anymore
This Curse Is Just Awesome
Chen Yuâs face was filled with displeasure as he looked at the âFoot Bathâ plaque in front of him, with all the colored lights flashing around it.
âBringing a child to a place like this⦠thatâs not very good, right?â
âWhatâs wrong? Kids also arenât allowed to read rage comics, but who cares?â Sister Qi pulled Chen Yu towards the door and said, âYouâre going to take part in the college entrance examination soon, so youâre also considered an adult. Itâs time for you to gain some adult knowledge.â
âHow about we go somewhere else?â
âWeâre just going to sing songs. I heard that the sound system in this place is particularly good. Weâre not going to do anything else.â
It took some rough pulling and forceful dragging to get Chen Yu through the entrance and into the main hall. The pretty ladies on both sides of the red carpet immediately came up to welcome the guests with a bow, saying, âWelcome to Clearwater Entertainment Hub.â
Sister Qi said, âSee how good the service in this place is.â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â (speechless)
Then, a familiar-looking manager quickly walked over to them.
âHoly crap! Heâs on duty today?!â
Seeing who was coming, Chen Yu secretly cursed under his breath and hurriedly lowered his head. But it was already too late.
âYo! Brother Yu is here!â The manager was surprised. âYou havenât been here in a while!â he said. âWhat kind of fun do you have in mind today? Iâll find you some pretty ladies right awayâ¦â
Slapping his palm to his forehead, Chen Yu warned, âYouâd better shut your mouth this very instantâ¦â
The smile on Sister Qiâs face gradually faded. Standing off to the side, she looked at the manager, then at Chen Yu, and asked, âWhatâs going on? You guys know each other?â
Chen Yu shook his head and said, âNo, I donât know him.â
Realization dawned on the manager as well, and he replied, âDonât know him!â
âThen why is he calling you Brother Yu?â
âRight.â Chen Yu looked at the manager and asked, âWhy are you calling me Brother Yu?â
âRight.â The manager also looked at Chen Yu while questioning, âWhy am I calling you Brother Yu?â
âIâm asking you. Why?â
âI donât know why eitherâ¦â
âThe most outrageous thing is that you f**cking got it right!â Chen Yu pretended to be excited and gave the other party a strong slap on the shoulder. âThis is just so coincidental, donât you think so?â he said.
âI actually got the right name! So, it turns out that youâre really called Brother Yu!â The manager feigned surprised and exclaimed, âWhat a coincidence! Too coincidental, too coincidentalâ¦â
ââ¦â Sister Qi was expressionless as she commented, âThe two of you are here to make fun of a fool, is that it?â
Chen Yu: ââ¦â (speechless)
The manager: ââ¦â (speechless)
âGo and book a room for me first.â Sister Qi pulled out her credit card and handed it to the manager. Then she cast a look at Chen Yu and said, âYou better think hard and make up a good story to explain what the hell is going on.â
Taking the credit card, the manager scurried off as though he was escaping.
Chen Yu, on the other hand, wore a bitter expression on his face as he followed Sister Qi into the elevator.
âYou usually visit this place quite often, do you? Got quite closely acquainted with the manager? Have a few princesses that youâre quite chummy with?â
âSister Qi, there must be some misunderstanding. How could I possibly hook up with princesses in such roomsâ¦â
âDing-dong!â
The doors of the elevator opened, and four tall young women walked in.
The moment they saw Chen Yu, all their eyes lit up.
âBrother Yu, youâre here!â
âWelcome, welcomeâ¦â
âBrother Yu, youâve become even more handsome again.â
âThis time, you have to ask for us again! We wonât be going downstairsâ¦â
Sister Qi: ââ¦â (speechless)
Chen Yu: ââ¦â (speechless)
[Mental damage inflicted: Mental health +5]
Sister Qi folded both arms over her chest, her face devoid of expression.
Chen Yu said, â⦠Sister Qi, how fast do you think the PCEP agreement that China just signed can lower the tariff barrier by ninety-five percent?â
âDonât you try to change the topic in such a tactless way!â Sister Qi bellowed.
â¦
Five minutes later.
Their room was ready.
Chen Yu, as well as the four princesses, stiffly sat on the sofa.
While Sister Qi, on the other hand, stood right in front of the crowd, intangible fluctuations of internal strength slowly spreading out from her.
âBig⦠Big sisterâ¦â A young girl was shivering with fear as she said, âTo⦠today, Iâm not feeling well. Can I not take this jobâ¦â
Young girl no. 2 raised her hand and said, âMe too. Iâm on my period todayâ¦â
Young girl no. 3 raised her hand and said, âI donât want to take this job either. My rheumatoid is acting up.â
Chen Yu raised his hand and said, âIâm giving birth today, and I canât hold it in anymore.â
Young girl no. 4 raised her hand and said, âIâm also going to give birth. The operation is at 8 pmâ¦â
âShut up!â Sister Qi tapped the microphone and pointed at Chen Yu, then said, âCome, show me live how youâre going to give birth.â
Chen Yu looked at young girl no. 4 next to him and said, âGo, give birth to one for her.â
Young girl no. 4: ââ¦â (speechless)
âWhy are you so afraid of me?â Sister Qi planted her hands on her hips and said, âYouâre all acting as if Iâm going to eat you. Hurry up and select some songs.â
âAlright!â Seeing how Sister Qi had given him a platform to retreat, Chen Yu hurriedly ran over to the song-selection booth and asked, âSister Qi, what are you going to sing?â
âShow Loâs âVixen.â Letâs sing together, the both of us.â
Chen Yu replied, â⦠Alright.â
The music started.
Sister Qi walked up to Chen Yu and leaned in close to whisper in his ear: âThe first time I saw you, I knew you werenât honest. And you can still come here looking for girls, right? If you have spare cash to spend, what are you doing at my place, living off me and getting free food and all?â
âLook at what youâre saying.â Chen Yu smiled and said, âWhat money can I possibly have? Itâs just that a friend brought me here once a while ago. Besides, whether I have money or not, I still canât leave. Sister Qi, youâve treated me well, and I have yet to repay you. If I leave just like that, can I still call myself a decent human? Will there still be justice?â
âBleah!â Sister Qi wore a straight face, but the corners of her mouth seemed to involuntarily curl up the slightest bit, and she said, âWhat a glib tongue you have. In the future, just find yourself a rich woman and live off her, alright.â
âThen Iâll definitely put you on the top of the list for consideration.â
âGet lost.â
â¦
At the same timeâ¦
Two hundred miles away, in the midst of the wildernessâ¦
A group of extremely huge creatures was wandering about.
From the way they were poking their heads around, it seemed like they were looking for something.
And just a short distance away, in an empty hollow beneath a huge boulder, there were two figures hiding.
A man and a woman.
>>>If Chen Yu were present, he would definitely have recognized this femaleâ¦
She was none other than the former scholar of Green City, the top student of Capital University, Xing Bi.
âWhat are we going to do now?â the young lad said through clenched teeth. He was clutching his blood-stained thigh, which was still bleeding non-stop.
âThe foreign beasts have gathered into a group and are surging towards Green City. Of course, we have to bring the news back quickly.â Xing Biâs face was expressionless as she raised her wrist to look at the time on her watch. âThereâs at most ten hours left until Green Cityâs flooded by the surge of beasts.â
âBut⦠my leg is injured.â
âI can see that.â
âThen how am I going to bring the message back with you?â
âIsnât it enough for just one person to bring the news back?â Xing Bi clicked her nails.
â⦠What do you mean?â
Turning her head, Xing Bi looked at the young lad. Then, in a calm and even tone, she said, âThe fluctuating internal strength emitted by the foreign beasts will disrupt the full frequency range of the signal. You wonât be able to use the phone to call for help. This is why a situation of impaired mobility naturally signifies the need for sacrifice. You canât be expecting me to run with you on my back, right?â
ââ¦â The young lad was silent, an extremely dire expression on his face.
âDonât forget, the mission the school assigned us was to investigate the abnormal phenomenon of foreign beasts appearing at the perimeter of Green City. Now that weâve determined the emergence of a beast tide, the most important thing to do is spread the news.â
âSo Iâm just going to die here?â
âThe ultimate end of a warrior is to die in battle, right?â Xing Bi sneered and said, âNow that the safety officer is dead, Iâm the only one left who can break out of this place. I canât possibly take you with me.â
The young lad was not willing to resign himself to such a fate. âYouâre highly skilled,â he said. âEven if you take me with you, weâll still have a chance to escape.â
âThat will lower the success rate of my breakout,â Xing Bi said coldly.
â⦠Youâre so heartless.â
âDidnât you already know that on the first day of freshman year?â
â⦠Get lost!â The young lad reached his breaking point and exclaimed, âB*tch, go run for your life! Get lost!â
Xing Bi raised an eyebrow, patted the other party on the shoulder, and said, âFace up to reality. Itâs just your luck to have gotten injured.â
âScram!!â
âGoodbye.â
With a hypocritical smile plastered on her face, Xing Bi nodded to the young lad. Then, she unleashed a sudden burst of internal strength, her entire body seemingly transforming into a meteor! At an extremely high speed, she flew out of the pit and ran towards Green City.
And this movement naturally attracted the attention of the foreign beasts who were scouring the area nearby.
âRoar!â
The foreign beasts threw their heads back and roared at the top of their lungs. Moving their four limbs in great strides, they wasted no time in giving chase in the direction that Xing Bi was heading.
But the next secondâ¦
Inside the pit that Xing Bi had originally been hiding in, there was suddenly a dazzling blue light! And it instantly attracted the attention of the foreign beasts.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âCrap!â
In the hole, there was a drastic change in the young ladâs expression. He yanked the fluorescent patch off his shoulder in horror.
âBaitâ¦â
âYou used me as your baitâ¦â
â¦
While running, Xing Bi heard the vague cries of misery coming from behind. She smiled and said, âThe hundreds of thousands of people in Green City thank you for your dedicationâ¦â
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