Chapter 121
Married Thrice to Salted Fish
Lin Qingyu was very surprised when he learned what a âhoneymoonâ was. For Jiang Xing, who found even the distance from Xingqing Palace to Fengyi Palace too far, to actually invite him to go on a long trip together?
âWhere do you want to go?â Jiang Xing ordered Xiao Songzi to unfold Dayuâs map and hang it on the wall. He put his hand on Lin Qingyuâs shoulder and said, âHow about we go to the Southern Border?â
Lin Qingyu said, âIâve been to all the places in the south.â
âHmm⦠how about Xuzhou? Itâs the rainy season so the small villages there would be very charming.â
âIâve been there too.â
Jiang Xing had a bad feeling. âThen letâs go north?â
âWhen I was sixteen, I stayed in the north for half a year with several fellow apprentices.â
Jiang Xing was in a complicated mood. âYouâve been everywhere and you went to all these places with people that arenât me.â
âA man aspires to travel far and make oneâs mark. And you like to nest in one place.â As Lin Qingyu said it, a trace of doubt appeared on his brows. Thatâs right, in the past, he traveled around the world with his mentor, doing good for society and saving people. But now he didnât have much interest in going anywhere, he just wanted to stay at home with Jiang Xing.
Lin Qingyu glanced at Jiang Xing. âI blame you. Youâve made me lazy.â
Jiang Xing smiled and said, âIs it all my fault?â
âWe canât go on like this, Jiang Xing.â Lin Qingyu said, speaking from his heart, âWhile weâre still young, we must learn as much as we can and do all that we can. Staying all day in the palace, engrossed in romance; what kind of life is that?â
Jiang Xing disagreed, âWe donât do it the entire day. We have a lot of work to handle. Besides, only young people can engross themselves in romance. When weâre old, we wouldnât be able to even if we want to.â
Lin Qingyu said, half-truthfully, âDonât worry, when youâre old, youâre still going to be able to engross yourself in romance. I just need to apply acupuncture.â
Jiang Xing was very excited. But how could there be such a good thing? There must be a price to pay. In the end, his desire to live prevailed, âNo, I want to keep living a few more years.â
The two discussed for a long time, but they couldnât come to a conclusion. Instead, the topic strayed further and further away. Hua Lu came in to serve them fresh fruit, âYour Majesties, this is the pear sent from Qingzhou.â
After Lin Qingyu remarried for the third time, this time to the emperor, Hua Lu voluntarily entered the palace and was now the maid in charge of Xingqing Palace. Both she and Huan Tong thought that Lin Qingyu had been forced into this marriage and she entered the palace to continue serving Lin Qingyu. Huan Tong wanted to enter the palace to continue serving him as well but according to the rules, he had to cleanse himself and Lin Qingyu could not bear to let that happen to him. And so he left him in the Generalâs Mansion to learn how to manage a household from Yuan Yin.
Jiang Xing casually took a pear from the basket and tossed it up and down for fun. âSince youâve visited all the places worth visiting in the Dayu, why donât we let chance decide where we go for our honeymoon?â
Lin Qingyu said, âYou mean, draw lots?â
âSort of.â Jiang Xing ordered Hua Lu, âHua Lu, fetch me a dagger and a wide ribbon.â
Hua Lu brought what Jiang Xing asked for. Jiang Xing said, âQingyu, close your eyes and throw the dagger at the map. Weâll go wherever it hits.â
Oh, so they could also do it like this. Lin Qingyu found it a little novel and asked, âWhat if it turns out to be too far from the capital?â
It was not actually uncommon for the emperor to travel far away. Emperor Yuwen went to the south seven times. It was not impossible for Jiang Xing to leave the capital for several months, leaving the cabinet to take charge of the government. But if he stays away from the capital for too long, something unforeseen might happen. The Dayuâs territory was vast. Going from the southernmost point to the northernmost point could have several years.
Jiang Xing said, âThen weâll just choose somewhere else.â
Jiang Xing blindfolded Lin Qingyu with red silk ribbon, leaving half of the bridge of his nose. His reddish lips slightly parted due to the sudden darkness, giving him an ambiguous and obscene air. Just looking at him was getting Jiang Xing hot under the collar. Thinking of how Lin Qingyu was cold and reserved in front of outsiders, yet gorgeous and blooming when under his body, he couldnât help but bow his head and plant a kiss on the beautyâs lips.
Hua Lu was stunned for a moment but Xiao Songzi pulled at the hem of her clothes. She then turned around and retreated, pretending that she hadnât seen anything.
Underneath the silk blindfold, Lin Qingyuâs long lashes moved. âWhy are you suddenly kissing me again for no reason?â
Jiang Xing just laughed. âI often kiss you for no reason. Havenât you gotten used to it yet?â
Lin Qingyu thought for a while. âThatâs true.â
Jiang Xing held the dagger and helped Lin Qingyu wrap his hand around the handle. âThrow it.â
He threw the dagger and after hearing it hit, Lin Qingyu took off the silk blindfold and saw where the dagger struck. âJiaozhou?â
Jiaozhou was located in the south of the Dayu. It was surrounded by mountains and forests and was close to the sea. It was humid and a place with heavy miasma, making it unsuitable for long-term residence. A few years ago, after Shen Huaishiâs attempted assassination of Xiao Cheng, he lived in Nanyue in Jiaozhou for a time to hide from the Tianji Camp.â
Jiang Xing said with great interest, âWhat a coincidence. Actually, you could say that Jiaozhou is my hometown.â
Lin Qingyu was a bit surprised. âReally?â He always thought that Jiang Xingâs hometown was in another world, a place that couldnât be found in the Dayuâs territory.
âYes. But in our place, âJiaozhouâ is not called âJiaozhouâ.â
Lin Qingyu asked, âWhatâs it called then?â
Jiang Xing recalled his poor knowledge of geography, âJiaozhou in my hometown is referred to as Guangdong, Guangxi, and Northern and Central Vietnam. Among them, I was born in Guangdong and moved to Jiangnan with my parents when I was young. In the Dayu, itâs called Yuzhou. Then I returned to Guangzhou in Guangdong after finishing high school.â
âGuangdong, Guangzhou.â Lin Qingyu remembered these words in his heart, âI didnât expect you to be born in such a remote and desolate place.â
âRemote? Desolate?â Jiang Xing asked incredulously, âWhat about Guangzhou is remote and desolateâ¦?â
Before Jiang Xing had time to defend his hometown, Shen Huaishi came in. He came to bid farewell to the empress. In two days, he will be leaving for the north.
âHuaishi, you came at a good time.â Lin Qingyu said, âYou have been in Nanyue. You tell the emperor whether Jiaozhou is a remote and desolate place or not.â
Shen Huaishi looked at Jiang Xing. âYour Majesty, Jiaozhou is vast and sparsely populated. Most of the common people live among the high mountains and live by hunting and gathering. It is a whole world of difference between the capital, Jiangnan and other places.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Jiang Xing choked and said, âFine, Jiaozhou might be a bit barren now, but in a hundred, no, a thousand years, it will be one of the most affluent places in the country.â Jiang Xing pointed to Jiaozhou on the map, âLook Baobei, Jiaozhou faces the Southern Sea and borders several neighboring countries. Once a port is openedâ¦â
Shen Huaishi almost choked at hearing the word âBaobeiâ. Now he really truly believed that the empress considered him a good friend. Otherwise the emperor wouldnât tell him his true identity, nor would he be not treated like an outsider in the slightest.
It was not surprising that the emperor would call Lin Qingyu âBaobeiâ. The strange thing was that Lin Qingyu could accept it so calmly, without feeling awkward at all. If other people, ignorant of his true identity, coveted his beauty and called him âBaobeiâ, he would probably feed them to the princes and princesses.
Jiang Xing has always been generous and easy-mannered, but now talking about his hometown, he was filled with nostalgia and he couldnât help feeling sentimental. âI havenât spoken the dialect of my hometown for five or six years. Iâm afraid I might have forgotten how to speak it. Huaishi, how do they call beauties in Nanyue? Do they use âliangzaiâ and âliangnuâ?
Shen Huaishi told him very seriously, âNo.â
âThen what words do they use?â
Shen Huaishi uttered two strange sounding words. Jiang Xing didnât understand at all. He shrugged and said, âFine.â
Lin Qingyu pondered, âIâd like to see your hometown.â
He was filled with yearning for the world where Jiang Xing grew up in. He wanted to know what kind of mountains and rivers could raise a person like Jiang Xing.
Jiang Xing hesitated and said, âBut Jiaozhou is too far away from the capital.â No matter what Jiaozhou will look like in a thousand years, the current Jiaozhou truly was too remote. Ministers who committed crimes were often exiled there.
Lin Qingyu said regretfully, âIndeed.â
At this time, a servant from Ciâan Palace arrived, inviting Jiang Xing and Lin Qingyu to the evening meal. Jiang Xing said, âQingyu, you go ahead. Donât keep the empress dowager waiting for too long. Iâll go after I have a talk with Huaishi.â
Lin Qingyu nodded and said, âAlright.â
Lin Qingyu walked out of Xingqing Palace, and noticed Hua Luâs distraught appearance: âHua Lu.â
Hua Lu came back to her senses. âWhat is the Empressâ instructions?â
Lin Qingyu said, âDo you find it strange that I am so close to the emperor? Are you wondering if Iâve completely forgotten about Young Master Hou and General Gu?â
Hua Lu lowered her head. âThis servant dares not.â
Lin Qingyu could see through to Hua Luâs thoughts. On the one hand, she felt that her master wasnât a heartless and ungrateful person. But on the other hand, she could see how he and the emperor held the tray to eyebrow level. She was even more confused and puzzled than when he married Gu Fuzhou back then.
Lin Qingyu intended to tell her the truth and said slowly, âDonât you think that the emperorâs temperament is very similar to Young Master Houâs and General Guâs?â
Hua Luâs eyes widened in astonishment. âThi-This servant now knows!â
Lin Qingyu asked, âYou know?â
Hua Lu lowered her voice, âThe Young Master is treating the emperor as a substitute for the Young Master and the General?!â
Lin Qingyu: ââ¦â
Hua Lu looked worriedly towards the hall, âYoung Master, does the emperor know about this?â
Lin Qingyu chuckled and said, âHe knows and he is happy to be this substitute.â
Lin Qingyu didnât have to wait long in Ciâan Palace before Jiang Xing arrived and the two of them had dinner with the empress dowager. They were served an extremely delicious dish of steamed fish. Jiang Xing knew that Lin Qingyu preferred light flavors; he was sure to like it. He chose the tenderest part of the fish and removed the bones before putting it in Lin Qingyuâs bowl.
âThank you, Your Majesty.â Lin Qingyu took some fresh spring bamboo shoots and placed it in his bowl in return, âThese bamboo shoots are plump and tender. Your Majesty should give them a try them.â
Jiang Xing smiled and said, âThanks for your consideration, Empress.â
The empress dowager looked as the two kept exchanging gifts. A strange feeling rose in her heart. To love oneâs wife was a good thing but the emperor was being too polite and attentive to the empress. The two were both men and those who didnât know would think the empress was the emperorâs husband.
After dinner, the Empress Dowager said, âEmpress, please go on ahead. Aijia would like to say a few words to the Emperor.â
Lin Qingyu glanced at Jiang Xing. He gave a salute and said, âThen Chen will be taking his leave.â
After Lin Qingyu left, the Empress Dowager said to Jiang Xing, all earnest words and sincere wishes. âYour Majesty, you are the emperor and the empress is your subject. Courtesy between a monarch and his subject is greater than that between husband and wife. The three cardinal principles and five virtues govern human relations and is the natural order of things. Do you understand what your Mother is saying?â
Jiang Xing smiled faintly, âI understand.â
The empress dowager was a woman of her time. That she thinks this way was normal. There was no use arguing with her; it would just be a waste of words. He agreed with his words but shall persist in doing it again the next time.
When Jiang Xing returned to Xingqing Palace, Lin Qingyu asked him, âWhat did the Empress Dowager say to you?â
Jiang Xing told him the truth. âShe is upset that I deboned the fish for you. She implied that I should maintain my dignity as the emperor in front of you.â
Lin Qingyu said, âThen what does the emperor think? Does this mean you wonât be deboning my fish for me anymore?â
âHow is that possible?â Jiang Xing said seriously, âYou and I are both men. It could be said that you are my wife but then it could also be said that I am your wife. Since this is the case, of course, I will give you equal and respectful love.â
⦠Lin Qingyu couldnât make up his mind, wondering whether he should be moved or not. He knew Jiang Xing too well. Generally, when he said words to move him, Jiang Xing would follow it up with something to spoil the mood.
Sure enough, before he could respond, Jiang Xing added, âItâs a pity the empress dowager would never understand. I didnât bother trying to persuade her. How about this, I will teach you to speak my native dialect and we can speak Cantonese in front of her in the future. Itâll be a secret conversation.â Jiang Xing was eager to give it a try, âHow about it, isnât it interesting?â
Lin Qingyu: ââ¦Heh.â
In the end, they decided to travel to the South. It just so happened that the taxation reform in Jiangnan was in full swing. They could observe the peoplesâ sentiments while they were there.
Lin Qingyu wanted the Ministry of Rites to handle the emperorâs trip but Jiang Xing stopped him. âA honeymoon is spent by the couple together. If we bring a large group, it wonât be a honeymoon, itâll be a group tour.â
Having said that, as the rulers of a dynasty, they had to have guards and servants in the palace, let alone when they travel far away. Jiang Xing also knew that traveling alone with Lin Qingyu was unrealistic. The Dayu was no better than his hometown, when going on a trip there were many complicated things to prepare. He didnât know how much to bring and his carriage driving skills were average.
In the end, the two decided to take Xiao Songzi, Hua Lu and some the best shadow guards from the Heavenly Prison Sect. They then headed all the way to the South.
The author has something to say: I canât wait to write them in the modern setting!
For example, Qingyu transmigrates to modern times and dates Jiang Xing, whoâs still a high school student.
One day, Jiang Xing told him excitedly: Qingyu, Iâm now eighteen years old!
Qingyu: ⦠Again?