Chapter 125
Married Thrice to Salted Fish
Lin Qingyu slowly took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
This all started when Xu Junyuan claimed to have obtained a mystical stone from the peak of Kunlun Mountain. This stone was filled with the aura of heaven and earth. It was entirely green like an emerald. He divided the strange stone into two, making a pair of pendants, and presented it to the emperor and empress on the emperorâs Longevity Day.
Xu Junyuan was a strange person and Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xing knew to treat with caution any gifts he presents to them. Following his instructions, the two placed the pendants under their pillow and went to sleep. Who would have ever thought that he would find the world turned upside down upon waking up?
Lin Qingyu found himself standing in a surging crowd. It was as crowded as the Dayuâs Lantern Festival. But these people were obviously not from the Dayu. Their mouths and noses were covered with cloth. Some of them were wearing thin and strange clothes, somewhat similar to what Jiang Xing had been wearing the two times heâd entered his dreams. While some were dressed in something similar to what they wore in the Dayu, long corseted robes. It was why Lin Qingyu, in his Dayu attire, didnât appear so conspicuous.
ââOh, how could he not be conspicuous?
He had just stood there for a short while and already onlookers had surrounded him. These people were looking unabashedly at him. Some held up rectangular objects, while others pointed something cylindrical at him. He knew that the rectangular object must be a mobile phone and this cylinder must be the camera that Jiang Xing had told him about. They were taking pictures of him.
⦠When he returns to the Dayu, he was going to have their little poisonous snake deliver his thanks to Xu Junyuan for his generous gift.
Lin Qingyu appeared calm on the surface but a trace of confusion and fear rose in his heart. His fear wasnât because he suddenly found himself in a strange place but because Jiang Xing was not by his side.
If the strange stone Xu Junyuan had given them was what had caused him to come to this foreign land, then Jiang Xing should have come with him. But where was Jiang Xing?
Lin Qingyu raised his head and saw a huge banners hanging on the ceiling. The characters on the banners were simplified characters that Jiang Xing had taught him. It read âGuangzhou Hanfu Carnivalâ.
Guangzhou was equivalent to the Dayuâs Jiaozhou and was Jiang Xingâs hometown. Jiang Xing must also be in this city.
He must be here â he better not dare not be here!
Lin Qingyu lowered his eyes and pondered. The passers-by who took pictures of him were all calling out, âHey, kiddo, look this way please. â Look at the camera. Thank you!â
âHey Handsome, where did you get your hanfu? Can you send me the link to their store?â
âXiao gege, can I add you on WeChat? Iâll send you the picture after I finish editing it~â
â¦
Lin Qingyu kept on a cold expression and said nothing. He didnât mean to turn a deaf ear but he really didnât know how to respond. He decided to first leave this crowded place and find somewhere quiet to think about what to do next.
While repeatedly saying âexcuse meâ to the onlookers, he made his way to the side. The place he was in was huge, not any smaller than Xingqing Palace. Even after walking for so long, he still hadnât reached the end. He found that as soon as he stopped, people would immediately turn to watch him. As he walked, many people took out their mobile phones to take pictures of him and call out to him but at least, he wasnât as flustered as before.
Jiang Xing once said that if he ever found himself in his hometown, he could be found using a mobile phone. The most urgent task was to find someone to borrow a mobile phone from to call Jiang Xing. According to his observation, everyone in Jiang Xingâs hometown has a mobile phone so it shouldnât be difficult to borrow one.
âExcuse meââ
An excited voice came from behind him. Lin Qingyu turned around and met a pair of big doe-like eyes. It was a girl about his age, with something called a [work permit] hanging around her neck, on which her name was written. The girlâs surname is Ke, and her name was Ke Tang.
Ke Tang said, âXiao gege, itâs best to wear a mask when youâre not taking pictures.â
Ke Tang lived up to her name; her voice was very sweet. Lin Qingyu said, âA mask?â
âYeah, although thereâs no epidemic in Guangzhou at this time, we canât take it lightly.â
âI donât have a mask.â
âThen Iâll give you one.â Ke Tang took out a mask and handed it to Lin Qingyu. Before Lin Qingyu put it on, she said quietly, âWait a minute, xiao gege, can I take a photo with you?â
As a staff member of the Hanfu Carvinal, it wasnât quite appropriate for her to be doing this. But this xiao gege was just so good-looking that she couldnât help it.
Lin Qingyu didnât respond.
Ke Tang was a little embarrassed but she didnât blame Lin Qingyu at all. Was it impolite for a beauty to ignore others? She simply wasnât worthy in the first place!
âItâs okay if itâs not!â Ke Tang hurriedly said, âExcuse me!â
Lin Qingyu smiled, âI didnât say no. Please.â
Ke Tang was dazed by this unexpected turn and hurriedly took out her mobile phone. She didnât dare to stand too close to the beauty, for fear of messing up the expensive clothes he had on him.
The xiao gege was a head taller than her, about 1.8 meters tall, which was passable in the south. Ke Tang raised her phone up, made a âvâ sign at the camera and took the picture. Because she was a little flustered, she forgot to turn on the beauty filter. Facts have proved that a true beauty could stand the test of the front camera. A casual photo was better than the any that sheâd refined for five hundred years.
Lin Qingyu asked. âAre you done taking the picture?â
âI-Iâm done.â Ke Tang smiled brightly, âThank you, xiao gege!â
âYouâre welcome.â Lin Qingyu put on the mask and revealed his real purpose, âI also have a request. Can I borrow your mobile phone?â
âHuh? My phone?â
Lin Qingyu explained, âIâd like to use it to find someone, but I donât have a mobile phone myself.â
Ke Tang thought that Lin Qingyu simply hadnât brought his mobile phone with him. After all, his fancy clothes didnât seem to have any pockets to store a phone. Ke Tang generously handed her phone. âHere you go.â
Lin Qingyu stared at the phone, but didnât take it. Jiang Xing had told him a lot about mobile phones when he was bored and had nothing to do. He knew many of its uses, but without the real thing in the Dayu, no matter how much he knew about it, he couldnât use it.
âCan you make this call for me?â Lin Qingyu asked.
âOf course.â Ke Tang was very enthusiastic, âWhatâs the phone number?â
Neither he nor Jiang Xing thought that they would one day actually return to Jiang Xingâs hometown. That matter about making a phone call was simply said casually. Fortunately, he had an excellent memory and he memorized the string of numbers after only listening to it once.
Ke Tang dialed out the number Lin Qingyu recited and before it rang, she asked, âXiao gege, who are you trying to call?â
Lin Qingyu thought for a while and said, âMy husband.â
Ke Tang stared at him wide-eyed, almost dropping her phone: ââ¦Ah?!â
When Jiang Xing woke up, he found himself lying on the sofa. The air conditioner was whistling, a thin blanket was covering his body and his mobile phone lay quietly beside him.
Jiang Xing slowly sat up and looked at the time. It was already late in the afternoon. He started sleeping after lunch and heâd only slept for five hours in total but felt like heâd slept for a long, long time and had a long, long dream.
The side effect of his nap was that everything looked wrong. There was this feeling of vicissitudes, as if everything seemed a lifetime away.
Jiang Xing sat on the sofa in a daze. There was the sound of footsteps coming down on the stairs. A girl wearing a pure white dress and light makeup appeared. It was his cousin, Pei Zhiqi, who was one year older than him.
Seeing Jiang Xingâs distraught look, Pei Zhiqi asked, âWhatâs the matter with you?â
Jiang Xing said slowly, âI feel like Iâve just had a very long dream. I dreamt that I died and lived again and that I lived and died again. It was so painful. I alsoâ¦dreamt of a classical beauty in a wedding dress.â
âA beauty? How beautiful?â
Jiang Xing tried his best to recall but got nothing. âFuck, I canât remember.â
Pei Zhiqi didnât take it seriously. âThatâs just how dreams are. You forget about them when you wake up.â
Jiang Xing hesitated for a while and then said, âYouâre right.â He gave up trying to remember and lay back down on the sofa.
âStop sleeping, youâve been sleeping all afternoon.â Pei Zhiqi said, dumbfounded, âAre you really going to sleep away the first day of the National Day holiday?â
âActually, not just the first day. I plan to spend the next six days like this.â Jiang Xing turned on his phone, clicked on the reading app and continued to read the novel he hadnât finished.
Pei Zhiqi caught a glimpse of his screen and said in surprise, âYouâre really reading âHuaiâs Refusal of the Monarch!â
âWerenât you the one who recommended it to me?
Pei Zhiqi smiled slyly. âYes, yes. So, what do you think of the plot?â
âItâs hard to say. Whatâs keeping me going is my desire to see how Xiao Cheng dies. I wanna see Doctor Lin kill everyone.â
âDoctor Lin? You mean Lin Qingyu. Do you like him?â
Jiang Xing said without hesitation, âI like him.â
âBut heâs not a good person. He killed a lot of people for revenge.â
Jiang Xing raised his eyebrows. âAnd it just so happens that I like watching him take revenge and kill people. I declare that from today onwards, I will be Doctor Linâs loyal supporter.â
Pei Zhiqi had on a complicated expression. âThen I advise you that you push a bit more, in case the house collapsesâ¦â
Jiang Xing sensed something was wrong. âWhat do you mean? What happens to my great beauty?â
âPretend like I said nothing.â Pei Zhiqi said guiltily, âRead for yourself and find out.â After saying so, she took an orange from the coffee table and headed upstairs.
Half an hour later, Pei Zhiqi went downstairs again, holding a mobile phone in her hand. âThe Hanfu Carnival is on the hot search, it seems that thereâs a store with a super handsome modelâ¦â She zoomed in on the photo, squinting her eyes to spot any flaws. âIs it really possible for someone to be this handsome?â
Jiang Xing whispered, âHe died.â
Pei Zhiqi was taken aback. She didnât immediately realize what he was talking about. âWho? Who died?â
Jiang Xing chuckled. He rubbed his eyes that had been staring at the phone for a long time and said, âSo boring.â
Pei Zhiqi saw that his screen was at that scene of Lin Qingyu committing suicide in the Eastern Palace. She suddenly realized and empathized with him. She expressed her deep sympathy. She sat down next to her younger cousin and comforted him, âDonât think about it too much. Heâs just a fictional character. Once you go offline, you should tell your grievances to fuck off. Come on, lao di. Get on your account. Iâve recently been practicing my jungler. Take me flying. â
Jiang Xing: ââ¦â
âAh, I forgot! You havenât turned eighteen yet. You can only play for an hour at night during the holidays! How miserable.â
Jiang Xing silently opened the game and successfully logged in. Pei Zhiqi was dumbfounded. âHowâd you do that?â
Jiang Xing said, âI used Auntieâs ID card. And by auntie, I mean your mom.â
The two entered the game and were engaged in a team battle when a phone call came. The caller ID was an unfamiliar number and the area was in Guangzhou. There was a high probability that it was a sales call so Jiang Xing swiped his finger over the screen, refusing the call.
âTootââ
Ke Tang blinked and told Lin Qingyu, âYour husband hung up the phone.ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Lin Qingyu frowned. âWhat do you mean by hung up?â
Ke Tang said, âIt means that he didnât want to answer the call.â
Lin Qingyuâs eyes turned cold and he said coldly, âWhy?â
âMust be because he saw an unfamiliar number and didnât want to answer it. I would do the same.â Ke Tang said, âHow about I send him a message?â
Lin Qingyu nodded. âAlright, thank you.â
Ke Tang typed out the message, checked it with Lin Qingyu and sent it after confirming that there was no problem: [Hello, I am an enthusiastic passer-by. Your wife is lost, without a mobile phone and heâs asking you to pick him up~]
Lin Qingyu and Ke Tang waited fifteen minutes for Jiang Xingâs reply:
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