Chapter 129
Married Thrice to Salted Fish
When it was time to go to bed, Jiang Xing gave Lin Qingyu his room. He explained one by one to Lin Qingyu how to turn on the lights, how to adjust the temperature in the room and that there was water in the small refrigerator if he got thirsty.
Lin Qingyu pointed to a portrait of a dark-skinned man pasted on the wall above the top of the bed. He asked, âWho is this person?â
âA basketball star, I like him very much.â At the mention his idol, Jiang Xing couldnât help but want to share, âI even have a pair of sneakers signed by him. Should I show you?â
âNo need.â Lin Qingyu said indifferently, âYouâve never hung my portrait above the bed.â
Jiang Xing was startled, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. âThis is different.â
Jiang Xing watched Lin Qingyu get into bed and covered him with the quilt. He even put both hands under the quilt and said, âThen Iâm leaving. Iâll sleep in the guest room, you can find me if you need anything.â
Lin Qingyu gave a faint âenâ. Not long ago, he was sharing the same bed with Jiang Xing, doing this and that, getting no sleep. But now he has to sleep in a separate bed. Outrageous!
Jiang Xing turned off the lamp for him. He walked to the door and remembered something. He asked, âBy the way, Qingyu, do you prefer white?â
Lin Qingyu was slightly happy. âDid you remember?â
âI just remembered a few scenes, you seem to wear a lot of white and blue.â
Lin Qingyu nodded. âIndeed.â He usually wore white but the Dayuâs uniform for officials was indigo, so he wore these two colors the most.
Jiang Xing asked again, âWhich color do you prefer, white or blue?â
Lin Qingyu said, âWhite.â
Jiang Xing smiled. âUnderstood, good night.â
Before going to sleep, Jiang Xing tidied up Lin Qingyuâs fancy clothes and took a few photos with his mobile phone. He didnât know much about Hanfu and modified Hanfu, so he decided to seek help from a professional. He remembered that Pei Zhiqi had joined the Hanfu club when she was in junior high school. So he sent the photo to Pei Zhiqi.
Jiang Xing: [How much do you think this modified Hanfu is worth?]
Pei Zhiqi: [! ! ! Where did you get that photo?!]
Jiang Xing: [Why so excited?]
Pei Zhiqi: [Check the local hot search!]
Jiang Xing opened Weibo, and sure enough, he saw two related trending searches: #Guangdong Hanfu Fair# and #His Highness the Crown Prince at large at the Hanfu Exhibit#.
Under the hot search were pictures of Lin Qingyu in his Chinese robes. He walked around the Hanfu exhibit with a chilly expression on his face, pulling up the attractiveness index of the whole event through his own efforts alone.
What the fuck did they mean His Highness the Crown Prince? This was obviously a beauty looking for his husband. Thinking that he was that husband, Jiang Xing chuckled, raised his hand and slowly covered his eyes.
⦠This was just too stimulating. Most people simply wouldnât be able to bear it.
Pei Zhiqi looked at those photos repeatedly and said: [If I were asked to estimate the price, I think it would be worth upwards of a hundred thousand.]
Jiang Xing: [Too low.]
Early the next morning, Lin Qingyu woke up in Jiang Xingâs room. Faced with the unfamiliar surroundings, he was momentarily dazed. A day has passed and Xu Junyuan still hasnât figured out a way to get them back. When he returns to the Dayu, he will definitely demolish Xu Junyuanâs newly expanded meditation room.
When Lin Qingyu went to the guest room, the boy on the bed was still fast asleep. Jiang Xing was used having the air conditioner quite low, so the quilt wrapped around his body was wrapped tightly. Only half of his side profile was exposed outside the quilt.
Lin Qingyu sat down by the bed, touched the boyâs dashing nose and then, without a shred of mercy, squeezed it.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
Jiang Xing frowned. The air pressure around him seemed to have dropped. His eyes opened a slit, showing annoyance and sullenness. Lin Qingyu didnât seem to care. He said, âItâs me.â
As expected, the boy was momentarily at a loss. When he saw clearly that it was him, the irritability in his eyes instantly disappeared. He smiled dimly at Lin Qingyu, closed his eyes again and in a voice that sounded a little nasal due to tiredness, said, âLet me sleep for a while longer, just a little while longer. Thank you, Baobeiâ¦â
For a moment, Lin Qingyu didnât hear clearly, âWhat did you call me?â
Jiang Xing fell back asleep as soon as he closed his eyes. Lin Qingyu saw a book called âFive-Year College Entrance Examination, Three-Year Simulationâ next to his pillow. The book was so big and thick that it could be used as a pillow.
He remembered that Jiang Xing must still be in his third year of high school. Jiang Xing said that in his hometown, the third year of high school was when people lacked sleep and rest the most. It was a rare vacation; maybe he should let him sleep for a while.
Lin Qingyu looked at the boy off in dreamland. Jiang Xing, whoâd lost his memory of the past few years also seemed to be a few years younger. When Jiang Xing was Gu Fuzhou, he could act like a mature man on the outside no matter how he actually felt inside. Later, when Jiang Xing became the ruler of the country, he had cultivated himself to be a man equal to the task. One moment he was a magnanimous and tolerant wise king and the next, he was an emperor who held all completely in his power.
Jiang Xing in his hometown was more like Jiang Xing in Lu Wanchengâs time. If there werenât so many things that happened later, Jiang Xing might have continued like this forever.
Some indescribable emotion surged in Lin Qingyuâs heart. He lifted up the quilt and got into bed. Finding his usual position in Jiang Xingâs arms, he lay there for a while but he kept feeling a little uncomfortable.
Lin Qingyu realized the source of the discomfort. He took Jiang Xingâs hand, and placed it on his waist.âNow, it felt right.
So, when Jiang Xing woke up sometime near noon, he realized that heâd gained a long-haired beauty in his arms. The beauty was resting on his arm, his shallow breathing ringing in his ears.
Jiang Xingâs body went as stiff as a zombieâs. His arm was already numb and might fall off at any moment. â When did Lin Qingyu get into bed?
He had a vague recollection of what had happened that morning. He was surprised that he showed no ill temper at all despite being woken up so early. Was that really me?
Jiang Xing didnât dare to move. He carefully reached for his mobile phone on the bedside table. It was just the slightest of movements, but it woke up the light-sleeping beauty in his arms.
Jiang Xing lowered his head to meet Lin Qingyuâs eyes and said calmly, âGood morning?â
âGood morning.â Lin Qingyu said, âDid you remember something?â
Jiang Xing recalled carefully. âThere are still only sporadic images in my mind.â
Lin Qingyu smiled inexplicably. It seems there were some thingsthat were already engraved deep in Jiang Xingâs soul. Even with his memories lost, his instincts remained. âTime to get up. Itâs almost time for lunch.â
Lin Qingyu got out of bed and went to the bathroom. Yesterday Jiang Xing taught him how to wash using these modern tools. He was very interested in this thing called âelectric toothbrushâ. It would be amazing if it could be used to clean some difficult-to-clean herbs.
As Lin Qingyu was washing his face, he noticed Jiang Xing staring at him from behind. He raised his eyes and met Jiang Xingâs eyes through the mirror. âWhat?â
Jiang Xing came over and brushed his long hair behind his ears, âYour hair got wet.â
Lin Qingyu glanced sideways at his long hair that slipped onto his shoulder. âItâs a bit troublesome. Can you hold it for me?â
Do you even have to fucking ask?
Jiang Xing stood behind Lin Qingyu, and when Lin Qingyu leaned over to wash his face, he held Lin Qingyuâs long hair to prevent it from getting wet. Because the white T-shirt Lin Qingyu was wearing was too big, from his towering view, he could vaguely see the otherâs fair neck and a pair of attractive butterfly bones.
Thank you, I have just been seduced.
The affairs of life are oh so impermanent. In his memory, at this time yesterday, he was still standing here alone brushing his teeth and washing his face but today he was helping his beautiful wife who fell from the sky by holding his hair.
âDo you have scissors at home?â Lin Qingyu wiped off the drops of water on his face, âI want to cut my long hair.â He had seen Jiang Xing with short hair in the Dayu. Heâd wanted to try having short hair at that time but it was a pity that he was the prime minister first and then after, the empress. He had no choice but to be prudent when it came to his demeanor.
Jiang Xing came back to his senses and asked, âYou want to cut it yourself?â
âEn.â
âWhat if you give yourself a bad haircut?â
âItâs fine.â Lin Qingyu stated the facts calmly, âA bad haircut wonât make me any less beautiful.â
Jiang Xing stared at the long hair in his hand and said slowly, âI should still take you out to have it cut.â
Lin Qingyu could hear the regret in Jiang Xingâs tone and asked, âYou donât want me to cut it?â
âThatâs not it.â Jiang Xing smiled, âItâs your hair and you can decide what you want to do with it.â
Lin Qingyu observed Jiang Xingâs expression and said, âIâll cut it tomorrow. You can say a proper goodbye to my strands today.â
Jiang Xing fondled Lin Qingyuâs long hair lovingly. âTime is running out. I want to give each of them a name.â
âDo as you wish.â
Neither of them can cook so they could only order takeaway for lunch. âQingyu, what do you want to eat?â He said boldly, âNo need to be polite, order whatever you want.â
Lin Qingyu naturally wouldnât be polite with his husband and the things he brought with him from the Dayu should be enough to improve Jiang Xingâs poor life. âThree delicacies fish fillet, stuffed crab, crystal dragon and phoenix cake and stir-fried seasonal vegetables â Letâs start with these for now.â
Jiang Xing hesitated. âExcuse me, can you repeat your order, Lord Prime Minister?â
Jiang Xing wanted to prepare lunch and, afraid that Lin Qingyu would be bored by himself, he turned on the TV in the living room so that Lin Qingyu could watch while he waited. In order to make it easier for Lin Qingyu to understand, he even deliberately chose a period drama. Lin Qingyu was immediately attracted by the TV and he learned to change the channel without having to be taught. He was so engrossed in watching that he didnât even notice the doorbell ring.
Jiang Xing opened the door, accepted the lunch delivery and arranged the dishes on the dining table. âQingyu, come and eatâQingyu?â
He called three times in a row before Lin Qingyu responded to him. Seeing the dishes on the table, Lin Qingyu asked, âHow did these get here?â
âOf course someone else cooked it. I havenât learned enough cooking skills yet.â Jiang Xing paused, âDid you want me to cook it?â
âNo need. But your family doesnât have any servants, right?â
âOh, I asked the steward for help.â
âThe steward?â Lin Qingyu looked around, unable to believe it, âYour family needs a steward for this small piece of land?â
Jiang Xing explained weakly, âThe steward isnât mine alone. Heâs the steward for all the owners but it is a personalized service. It comes with high-end properties and is part of the 20,000 to 30,000 yuan property management feeâ¦â Seeing that Lin Qingyu was about to say something, Jiang Xing clasped his hands together in apology and said humbly, âDonât scold me. Please donât scold me. This child is well aware of his poverty.â
Lin Qingyu swallowed back his words and comforted him, âThings will get better.â
The dishes Lin Qingyu ordered were considered home-cooked dishes among the rich and powerful in the Dayu. But now they were in a foreign country. The taste naturally wonât be the same. It should have been improved. He tasted a few ingredient combinations he had never tried before. The taste was more layered.
Jiang Xing asked him, âIs it delicious?â
Lin Qingyu nodded lightly. âItâs not bad. It has its own distinct style, different from those produced by the Dayuâs Shangshi Bureau. Itâs hard to tell which is better.â
Jiang Xing said in a drawn out manner, âItâs the least we can expect from a two-star Michelin restaurant.â
Lin Qingyu wondered. âWhat is Michelin?â
Jiang Xing earnestly educated his wife. âItâs a kind of tire.â
It is a joy to watch a beauty dine. Jiang Xing too had learned dining etiquette when he was a child but his loose personality and laziness made him want to eat in bed. How could his feigned for-outsiders manners compare to Lin Qingyuâs innate elegance?
When Lin Qingyu lowered his head to eat, his long hair would fall forward was well. He had to push back his hair from his face like a girl with long hair.
So fucking cute. Such an adorable beauty, could he really reign in all the civil and military officials as prime minister?
Jiang Xing was watching him with much enthusiasm when the landline in the living room rang, it was a call from the property manager. âJiang Tongxue, I got your package and Iâve already sent someone to deliver it to you.â
âOkay, thank you.â Jiang Xing accepted the package then went to the study and rummaged through it. When he returned to the dining room, he had an old mobile phone in hand.
âThis is the mobile phone I just got rid of and thereâs a SIM card in it.â He said to Lin Qingyu, âIt seems that an ID card is required to apply for new SIM cards so you can use this one in the meantime.â
Lin Qingyu said, âAlright, bring it here.â
Jiang Xing didnât understand. âBring what over there?â
Lin Qingyu asked suspiciously, âArenât you going to give me your old phone?â
âIâm just taking out the card inside.â Jiang Xing looked at him incredulously, âYou even want to use my old phone? How dare you!â
Lin Qingyu raised his eyebrows. âWhat do you mean?â
âHow could I possibly let you use my old mobile phone?â Jiang Xing held up the brand new box in his hand, âIâve already taken you as my wife so, of course, you have to have the latest model.â
Lin Qingyu said helplessly, âThere you go again. Arenât you tired of this game?â
âHuh? Why did you say âagainâ?â
Lin Qingyu said, âEvery time you give me something, itâs all very sudden and thereâs never any warning.â
Jiang Xing was very satisfied. âAs expected of me.â He opened the box and inside was a white mobile phone, âBut this time, there was a warning.â
Lin Qingyu was slightly taken aback and then he understood. âThis time doesnât count and I donât understand these things. If I did, I would definitely have been able to see through it.â
âThatâs alright. If you donât understand, I can teach you.â Jiang Xing inserted the SIM card and activated it, âFirst, Iâll teach you how to call me.â
âIâll learn how to use the mobile phone later,â Lin Qingyu said, âIâll finish watching the TV show first.â
âWhat show?â
What Lin Qingyu was so engrossed in was a Hong Kong police drama. Jiang Xing cut several kinds of fruits in the kitchen and brought them to the living room. He saw Lin Qingyu sitting on the carpet, staring intently at the TV.
âQingyu, you shouldnât sit so close to the TV or your eyes will tire.â Jiang Xing was stunned hearing himself say that and he couldnât help complaining, âHold on, Iâm starting to sound like an old amah.â
Lin Qingyu raised his head to look at Jiang Xing. He stretched out his hands towards him. âAlright then, please carry me to the soft chair.â
Jiang Xing put down the fruit plate and sounded his agreement as nonchalantly as he could.
Donât panic, you can do this. You can do this. This is your wife who youâve been married to for more than four years. Youâve slept together who knows how many times. Right now, heâs just asking you to carry him, thatâs all. Why the fuck as you so nervous?
After making the proper mental preparations, Jiang Xing calmly picked up the clingy beauty and placed him on the sofa. He told him, âThis soft chair is called a sofa.â
Lin Qingyu said, âIâll kept that in mind.â Michelin and sofa. He learned two new words today.
Lin Qingyu seemed completely unaware of his subconsciously acting spoiled just now. His attention was still all on the TV. Jiang Xing sat down beside him and watched TV with him. The air conditioner was turned on a little low, Lin Qingyu covered his shoulders with a thin blanket and automatically leaned his head on Jiang Xingâs shoulders.
Lin Qingyuâs movements were so natural. It seemed that theyâd done something similar countless times before.
But the problem was, he didnât remember. Lin Qingyuâs casual words and actions were huge physical and mental stimulus to him.
This really made him look so naive. Itâs so unfair.
Jiang Xing was filled with so much grief and indignation that he didnât even register what was on TV. Until he heard Lin Qingyu ask, âJiang Xing, whatâs that?â
Jiang Xing glanced at the screen, where a gunfight between police and gangsters was playing out. âThose are handguns, firearms. They use gunpowder to fire bullets. One of the most common weapons in modern times.â
âWeapon?â Lin Qingyu looked at the gun in the protagonistâs hand and watched as he knocked down an enemy in the blink of an eye, âIt seems to be more powerful than Qingyun Jiuzhou Spear.â
âThatâs right. Times have changed, My Lord.â
âAnd how does that compare to my little poisonous snake?â
âThe gun is probably more powerful. Iâm guessing your little poisonous snake would still need some time for its poison to take effect.â
Lin Qingyuâs eyes twinkled with excitement. âItâs that powerful? I want it.â
Jiang Xing couldnât help laughing. âThatâs a really tall order. Here, only the police can have guns. This way, itâll be faster for them to catch and subdue the bad guys.â
âWhat kind of crime did that man commit for the police to catch him?â
Jiang Xing could only guess the plot based on fragmented details. âIt seems he seduced a minor or something.â
Lin Qingyu frowned. âSo itâs against the law to seduce minors? And if you do, youâll be caught by the police with guns?â
âMore or less.â
Lin Qingyu fell into deep thought. After a long time, he sat up slowly, moved his head away from Jiang Xingâs shoulder and shifted a bit away. âJiang Xing, I actually lied to you.â
âAh?â
When we were in the Dayu, we werenât husband and wife, but brothers with different surnames, sworn brothers.â
Jiang Xing: ââ¦â
âTruly, we made an oath with blood and swore before heaven and earth.â
What Lin Qingyu said was true. When Jiang Xing was still Lu Wancheng, heâd clamored every day for them to call each other âbrotherâ. Later on, he acquiesced and they held a ceremony to be sworn brothers.
Jiang Xing was silent for nearly a minute. Then he suddenly smiled. âCome on, itâs too late for you to say this now.â He leaned back on the sofa, looking lazy. He raised his hand and touched Lin Qingyuâs cheek with his fingertips, âAlthough I havenât remembered everything, I can feel itâIâm certain of it. Youâre my wife.â