Chapter 139
Married Thrice to Salted Fish
Jiang Xingâs final exam was a city wideâs joint exam. He got the first place in the school and the second place in the city, only one point behind the cityâs first placer. He was reluctantly satisfied with this result, saying that it was not in vain that heâd been doing homework even during New Yearâs Eve. Lin Qingyu though was not very satisfied, âWhy only second place?â
Jiang Xing defended himself, âThe cityâs first placer is the neighboring schoolâs hold-out academic tyrant. Heâs been studying a year longer than I haveâ¦â
Lin Qingyu sneered. âExcuses. If youâd concentrated more on your homework instead of kissing me all the time, would things have turned out like this?â
ââ¦Letâs not talk about this.â Jiang Xing took the report card away from Lin Qingyuâs hand, âThe Lunar New Year is coming soon, how do you want to celebrate our first Chinese New Year in modern times?â
There was only one semester left before the college entrance exams. Thus, winter vacation for senior high school students was limited to only ten days. It starts two days before New Yearâs Day and they had to be back at school seven days after. They even had to celebrate the Lantern Festival in school. But the Lantern Festival was also the anniversary of his and Lin Qingyuâs love â theyâve been together for five years.
Lin Qingyu asked, âHow do modern people generally celebrate the (Lunar) New Year?â
Jiang Xing told him everything â posting Spring Festival couplets, making dumplings, having New Yearâs Eve dinner, watching the Spring Festival Gala, giving out red envelopes⦠Save for watching the Spring Festival Gala, the other customs werenât much different from the Dayuâs customs.
Jiang Xingâs father had no plans to go back to China for this yearâs Lunar New Year. His paternal grandparents, maternal grandparents, aunts and uncles all called; several urged Jiang Xing to come over to their houses for the celebration, promising red envelopes if he came. Considering that neither Lin Qingyu nor Shen Huaishi liked lively and boisterous celebrations, Jiang Xing did not hesitate to use hard and soft means to politely decline all these elders who loved him.
For the three boys, getting together to celebrate the Lunar New Years, was somewhat of a challenge. Auntie too went home, so they had to be the ones to handle their own New Yearâs Eve dinner. Between Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xing, one was an ancient young master and the other was a modern young master. Neither had been in the kitchen more than a handful of times in their whole lives. Shen Huaishi stepped up to undertake the task, saying that he knew a thing or two about cooking.
Jiang Xing asked curiously, âDoes the Heavenly Prison Sect teach their members to cook?â
Shen Huaishi nodded. âWhen shadow guards go out on missions, eating and sleeping in the open air is common. We canât let ourselves starve to death.â
âDonât you carry dry rations with you?â
Shen Huaishi smiled and said, âThatâs true when we go out alone. But sometimes we travel with our master, and we canât let the master eat dry rations with us.â
Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xing exchanged glances and they simultaneously thought of Shen Huaishiâs former master. Lin Qingyu said, âCooking in modern times should be much more convenient than in the Dayu. Jiang Xing and I can help you.â
Together, they headed to the mall to buy goods to celebrate the Lunar New Year. Before going into the mall, Jiang Xing bought three cups of milk tea. Three grown boys, holding cups of the milk tea, bought new clothes and shoes before finally heading to the supermarket.
They loaded an entire shopping cart full of snacks and took a little of each type of fruit. In consideration for the kitchen-illiterate, food manufacturers have launched quick-cook dishes. The ingredients have all been processed so that even the amount of salt and oil needed had been packed in small pouches.
Lin Qingyu said, âItâs so simple and convenient. I feel like even I can cook this.â
âThen would you condescend to cook for us?â Jiang Xing said, âItâs been five years, Qingyu and it seems like youâve never cooked for me. I even cooked noodles for you once.â
âWhatâs difficult about this?â Lin Qingyu was unfazed, âLeave it to me.â
Lin Qingyu was determined to cook for Jiang Xing with his own hands so he refused Shen Huaishiâs offer to help. He unpacked the quick-cook dish and was quickly dazed as he stared at the pile of ingredients. He knew that the oil goes in first but what after that? In what order should he put these many ingredients into the pan?
Lin Qingyu couldnât figure it out, so he had no choice but to ask Jiang Xing and Shen Huaishi, who were putting up paper cutout decorations on the windows. Jiang Xing said, âThere should be step-by-step instructions on the package. You can just follow that.â
Lin Qingyuâs expression froze for a moment and then he said, âOkay.â
Jiang Xing still felt uneasy and so he asked Shen Huaishi to go to the kitchen to have a look. Shen Huaishi couldnât find Lin Qingyu at first. He was getting puzzled when he suddenly found Lin Qingyu huddled in the corner.
Lin Qingyu was squatting next to the trash can. He had his head tilted, frowning, trying to make out the words on the package heâd thrown into the trash can.
Shen Huaishi then realized what must have happened.
Having prepared the dishes strictly according to the instructions, Lin Qingyuâs dishes came out looking good and quite tasty. Jiang Xing had also a big bag of dumplings. The three of them ate their New Yearâs Eve dinner as they watched the Spring Festival Gala.
Lin Qingyu was a native of the capital and could be considered a northerner. For him, dumplings were a must for Lunar New Year. He picked up the steaming hot dumpling fresh out of the pan. He wanted to eat it but stopped, putting it near Jiang Xingâs mouth, saying, âJiang Xing, blow this for me.â
Shen Huaishi suddenly realized what Jiang Xing meant when he often sighed about âHow is my wife so cute?â. Before, he never understood. To him, Lin Qingyu was cool, elegant and lofty. How could the word âcuteâ possibly be used to describe Lin Qingyu?
But now, he finally discovered Lin Qingyuâs cute side. Did this mean that he could now be considered one of Lin Qingyuâs closest friends?
Jiang Xing didnât have much interest in the Spring Festival Gala and he just watched it casually. On the other hand, the two from the Dayu were absolutely engrossed in watching it. While watching one of the folk performances, Lin Qingyu heard the sound of the erhu and thought of something. âJiang Xing.â
âHm?â
âYou said that when you were a child, your mother asked you to learn two musical instruments, one traditional and one western. So besides the erhu, what other musical instrument do you know how to play?â
Jiang Xing smiled and said, âGuess.â
Lin Qingyu was speechless. âBack then, you asked me to guess your name, now, youâre asking me to guess what western musical instruments you play? Canât you just tell me?â
âI canât.â Jiang Xing said feeling quite justified, âIâm good at only a few things. If I tell you outright, how can I surprise you in the future? Think about it, a lifetimeâs pretty long. When weâre seventy or eighty, wouldnât you feel pleasantly surprised if I suddenly come out and put on a performance for you?â
Lin Qingyu said coldly, âNo.â
Lin Qingyu was a curious person. Jiang Xing refused to tell him so he had to find a way to get the answer. After watching the Spring Festival Gala, the three went back to their rooms. Jiang Xing saw Lin Qingyu doodling and drawing on the tablet and asked, âWhat are you doing, Baobei?â
Lin Qingyu said calmly, âIâm figuring out what kind of musical instrument you play.â
Jiang Xing just laughed. âDo you have to be so serious about it?â
âYes.â Lin Qingyu looked at the list of western musical instruments, âSince your mother forced you to choose two to learn, given your personality, you definitely wouldnât have chosen one thatâs too difficult. We can exclude the clarinet, piano and others like it. Secondly, so long as you can sit, you will never stand. So you wouldnât have chosen an instrument that needs to be played while standing. Also, you wouldnât have chosen an instrument that is too heavyâ¦â
Jiang Xing: ââ¦â
Lin Qingyu looked up, saw Jiang Xing was holding a gift box and asked, âWhatâs that?â
Jiang Xing said, âMy cousin knows Iâm seeing someone so she said she wanted to establish a good relationship with her siblings in advance. This is her New Yearâs gift to you.â
Lin Qingyu was thus distracted. âFor me?â
âYeah, should we open it and have a look?â
âAlright.â
Jiang Xing opened the gift box, glanced at it and closed it immediately. Lin Qingyu asked suspiciously, âWhat?â
Jiang Xing appeared embarrassed. âShe gifted you things that girls like.â He hadnât told his family that his wife was a man. Everyone just assumed he was dating a girl.
âIt doesnât matter.â Lin Qingyu said, âWhat matters is her good intentions. Let me see.â
Pei Zhiqi was very generous to her future sibling, giving her a lipstick and a piece of clothing. Jiang Xing said, âNo wonder she suddenly asked me about your height and weightâ¦â
Lin Qingyu originally thought that Pei Zhiqi had given him a blue robe but when he unfolded it, he realized that the style of the dress was quite unique, with slits going up the thighs. It was a stule heâd never before seen in the Dayu or in modern times.
Jiang Xing gave a âtskâ sound. âShe sure knows how to tease. Qingyu, this is a cheongsam.â
âCheongsam?â Lin Qingyu touched the exquisite embroidery on the dress, âIt combines both classic and modern beauty. Not bad.â
Jiang Xing smiled and said, âDo you want to wear it?â
Lin Qingyu asked back, âDo you want me to wear it?â
Jiang Xing was taken aback, his Adamâs apple bobbed. âI donât⦠But if you want to wear it, I canâ¦â
Lin Qingyu chuckled lightly. âLeave it be for now.â
After having a look at the dress, Lin Qingyu then took the lipstick and opened it. It was a bright red lipstick. âIs this the rouge used by modern women?â Lin Qingyu scratched a line across his hand, trying to smell the spices used in the lipstick. âIf we can bring this thing back to the Dayu, it will definitely be widely sought after by women.â
Jiang Xing shook himself out of his fantasy of the beauty in cheongsam. He said, âSome lipsticks can be used by men too. Do you want to try it?â
Lin Qingyu thought for a while. âAlright, Iâd like to know how it feels when applied.â After all, this wasnât his first time using rouge.
Jiang Xing said, âLet me help you.â
Lin Qingyu faced Jiang Xing, his lips parted slightly, waiting for the touch of lipstick. Jiang Xing moved slowly and carefully, applying only a thin layer. But this color was simply too red. Just this barest application already turned Lin Qingyuâs lips cherry red.
Jiang Xing suddenly remembered his third wedding night with Lin Qingyu. Lin Qingyu had worn a bright red wedding dress and his lips too had been this fiery red.
Lin Qingyu noticed Jiang Xingâs intense burning gaze. Before he had time to say anything, Jiang Xing was already kissing his freshly painted lips.
This kiss was that of a grown adult man, carrying with it the taste of danger. Lin Qingyu was carried onto the bed, his shirt was lifted up and the young manâs hands kept rubbing against his waist He reached out to push, but was grabbed had his wrist grabbed instead.
âIâll just hug you and do nothing else.â Halfway through his words, Jiang Xing felt that something was wrong. He added, âAlthough my words may sound like Iâm deceiving you into sleeping with me, I really can hold back, believe me.â
â¦Itâs over, heâs done for. Why was it that the more he said, the more he sounded like a scumbag?
âIt has nothing to do with you.â Lin Qingyu turned his head and said softly, âIâm afraid I wonât be able to hold back.â
Jiang Xingâs breathing tightened. He immediately quit talking nonsense and kissed him again.
On the first day of the New Year, both Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xing put on new clothes; the same style of hooded sweater, but different colors. Lin Qingyuâs was white while Jiang Xingâs was black. Lin Qingyu took out the red envelope heâd prepared in advance and handed it to Jiang Xing. âNew Yearâs money.â
Jiang Xing was a little surprised. âFor me?â
âRight now, Iâm older than you, so I have to be the one to give you New Yearâs money.â
Jiang Xing took the red envelope and said with a smile, âItâs so thick.â
âI earned it myself.â
âHow did you earn it?â
Lin Qingyu said, âHow can I make money in the modern world? Naturally, by relying on my face. Some shop bought the right to use the photos taken of me at the Hanfu Festival.â
âSure enough, youâll never go hungry if youâve got a pretty face.â Jiang Xing said, âSince Iâve received your red envelope, itâs only right that I give you my New Yearâs greetings.â
âAlright, get on with it then.â
Jiang Xing took two steps back, cupped his hands before his chest and bowed. ââFirst, a thousand years to langjun and second, to qieshen, perpetual health.â.â
Lin Qingyu smiled, and replied, âThird, like the swallows perched on roof beams, may we see each other year after year.â
They wore their hair short, wore modern clothes and saluted each other as they did in the Dayu.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om