Chapter 142
Married Thrice to Salted Fish
The three of them headed home after dinner at Jiang Xingâs auntâs house. As the only person with a driverâs license, Lin Qingyu sat in the driverâs seat, Jiang Xing sat in the co-pilot and Shen Huaishi sat in the back.
While waiting for the traffic light to change, Lin Qingyu looked in the rearview mirror and saw Shen Huaishi looking pale and dazed, looking as though he still hadnât gotten over his shock.
Lin Qingyu called out to him, âHuaishi?â
âThis subordinateâ¦â As soon as Shen Huaishi opened his mouth, a wave of nausea hit. His stomach gurgled and he quickly covered his mouth.
When the light turned green, Lin Qingyu began driving and said casually, âCould it be that youâre in heat?â
Jiang Xing didnât know whether to laugh or cry. âQingyu, didnât I explain it to you just now? The so-called ABO is just a setting in a novel. It doesnât exist in the real world.â
Lin Qingyu said slowly, âFor people in this world, âHuaiâs Refusal of the Monarchâ is just a novel. But Huaishi and I still came from there to here. How can you be sure that the ABO world in the book doesnât exist somewhere?â
Jiang Xing was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly felt terrified at the mere thought of it.
âThis subordinate is not in heat.â Shen Huaishi said weakly, âThis subordinate is just dizzy, mo-motion sickness.â
After finding out that he easily got motion sickness, Shen Huaishi felt very depressed. He was the dignified leader of the shadow guards, a direct subordinate of the emperor. Heâs able to perform astounding feats, can run through eaves and up walls as though he were flying. He was like a ghost at night. And he actually gets motion sickness! After sitting in a car for ten minutes, he starts to feel dizzy, nauseated and so weak. How is he supposed to protect the Emperor and Empress?
Jiang Xing looked back at Shen Huaishiâs half-dead appearance and said, âHow about I pull over and let you rest?â
Shen Huaishi shook his head, gritted his teeth and said, âHow can we waste Your Majesties time because of my matter?â
At this time they happened to passing by a park, Lin Qingyu stopped the car in the parking lot, directly ignoring his nonsense. âGo on. Out the car and get a breather.â
Shen Huaishi really couldnât hold on anymore. He opened the car door, stepped outside and retched.
Jiang Xing watched and shook his head. âThat is absolutely miserable. Next time we take Huaishi out, letâs take the subway.â
The Emperor and Empress of their nation accompanied Shen Huaishi to catch a breather in the park. Once Shen Huaishi recovered, he felt very embarrassed, âYour Majesties, please go home first. This subordinate will make his own way back.â
Lin Qingyu said, âDonât say such stupid things. Do you know how far this place is from home?â
Shen Huaishi said, âI can use Qinggong to fly back home.â
Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xing looked at each other and said in unison, âUse what to fly back home?â
âAlthough this subordinates may be in a different world, I dared not allow my skills to go rusty.â If you were to ask what Shen Huaishi has the most confidence in, it was his skills.
Jiang Xing thought that Shen Huashi was joking and said with a smile, âThen fly and show me.â
âThis subordinate obeys!â
That very instant, a black shadow flashed before Lin Qingyu and Jiang Xingâs eyes and Shen Huaishi disappeared. All they heard was the rustling of leaves. They looked up and saw that Shen Huaishi had landed firmly among the branches of a big tree.
It was just a couple of days into the Lunar New Year and the city was somewhat deserted. Even the subways werenât crowded. Although it wasnât yet late, there were hardly any pedestrians in the park. But Shen Huaishi was up so high and there were surveillance cameras in the park. It was hard for him not to be noticed.
Jiang Xing choked. He turned to ask Lin Qingyu, âWhen you introduced Huaishi to modern common sense, did you tell him not to fly around?â
Lin Qingyu asked back, âIs flying around against the law?â
Jiang Xing was speechless. He raised his head and said to Shen Huaishi. âYou fly very well but donât fly next time â come down quickly.â
When Shen Huaishi landed to the ground, Lin Qingyuâs face suddenly changed and his eyes widened slightly. âThe police are here.â
Jiang Xing looked at the policeman who was walking towards them, yelling loudly. He sighed, âOh, how troublesome.â
Lin Qingyu took a few steps back, hiding behind Jiang Xing. He firmly grasped Jiang Xingâs arm. With wary eyes, he looked over Jiang Xingâs shoulder. He said softly, âJiang Xing, do you think he has a gun on him?â
âI donât know.â Jiang Xing pondered and said, âBut he must at least have an electroshock weapon.â
Lin Qingyu hid deeper behind Jiang Xing. âLaogong, I donât want to be shocked.â
âOh, now itâs Laogong.â Jiang Xing couldnât help laughing, âWhen Empress Lin was in the Dayu, he wasnât afraid of anything; even raising poisonous snakes and scorpions. Are you so afraid of the police?â
Lin Qingyu frowned, displeased, âIt isnât the same. How can feudal society and modern society be compared? â The Qing Dynasty is long dead.â
Jiang Xing was helpless. âAre you the modern person or am I, huh, Qingyu?â
The police strode up to the three of them and said seriously, âWere you climbing trees just now?â
Shen Huaishi knew that one must bear responsibility for oneâs actions. Though âdisabledâ he was mentally strong. âI am the only one who climbed the tree. It has nothing to do with these two.â
The police looked at them. âPlease show me your ID cards.â
Jiang Xing said, âWhat if I donât have my ID card with me?â
âYour ID number will do.â
The three of them reported their ID numbers and the policeman found nothing unusual. He asked, âTell me, why are you climbing trees in the park at night?â
âMay I ask,â Lin Qingyu said, feeling guilty and maintaining courtesy when addressing the police, âBut which law stipulates that tourists are not allowed to climb trees in the park?â
The police sternly said, âClimbing trees is a dangerous. Not to mention that he was climbing public property!â
Jiang Xing hurriedly apologized, âIâm sorry, Uncle, these two are new here and donât know much about the law. I apologize to you on their behalf.â
The policeman couldnât understand. âYouâre a minor. Why are you apologizing for these two adults? Who are they?â
Jiang Xing had on a sincere and honest expression as he said, âDo you read a lot of novels? Specifically time-travel novels?â
The police uncle was silent for a moment and then said, âYou better come with me to the station and Iâll arrange for you to take a drug test.â
âActually, I was joking just now.â Jiang Xing smiled politely, âThe truth is, although Iâm not yet an adult, Iâm mentally older than these two. â Trust me.â