Chapter 44
The Medical Guru
âThe youngest, can I ask you one more question? Do you really play all those musical instruments?â
Surrendering to his mounting curiosity, Zhou Xiaotian asked again.
Zhu Benzheng and Sun Hao both halted their paces to gawk at Fang Qiu unblinkingly.
They were keen to hear the answer as well.
âOf course not. Iâm not god, how can I play all kinds of musical instruments?â
Said Fang Qiu flatly.
âWhat?â
âYou donât?â
The three all went dumbfounded.
âIf you donât, why did youâ¦â
âThey how come you let Li Qingshi choose anyone as he liked?â Zhu Benzheng asked promptly.
âYeah!â
Sun Hao and Zhou Xiaotian nodded frantically with interest.
âItâs a psychological tactic.â
Fang Qiu grimaced, and then explained, âI was imposing pressure on him. If he chose something Iâve learned, I shall play. As a result, he picked erhu, the one I do have learned.â
âWhat if he had picked something you havenât learned?â Zhu Benzheng added immediately.
âIf so, I will go over there and play every instrument that Iâve learned one by one until there are only those I canât play. After playing a few different ones, I donât think Li Qingshi will have the face to say more mean remarks. In either case, I wonât lose to him.â
Responded Fang Qiu quite relaxedly.
Hearing this, Zhu Benzheng, Sun Hao, and Zhou Xiaotian exchanged surprised looks in silence.
They never expected that Fang Qiu could do such calculation under that tense circumstance.
He did have considered everything.
âThe youngest, you just made a clever deceiving move very smoothly. I didnât realize youâre such a schemer until now!â
Sun Hao exclaimed, his eyes scanning Fang Qiu up and down as if he did not know Fang Qiu at all.
âIâm flattered.â
Fang Qiu cupped his hands to show his modesty.
âWell then, the youngest, which musical instruments can you play? Your plan has a flaw. What would you do if Li Qingshi was really shameless and asked you to play all of them?â
Asked Sun Hao, bending an arm around Fang Qiuâs shoulder.
At those words, Fang Qiu smiled mysteriously and said, âTake a guess.â
In fact, the reason why Fang Qiu learned so many musical instruments was simply that he was required to do so for his martial arts practice.
His old master did not intend to cultivate him into a talented man who excelled at all kinds of arts. Instead, he used the music teaching to nurture Fang Qiuâs perseverance.
Without perseverance, oneâs mind was prone to be flighty.
Once the mind was flighty, it was hard to concentrate oneâs Qi, making it difficult to master real martial arts.
Therefore, as long as he got a hang of one musical instrument, he would immediately switch to another one and start from scratch. Each time he learned a musical instrument, he also enhanced his perseverance.
He kept on learning many things other than playing musical instruments.
His old master would not allow him a minute to relax. According to the theory of his old master, only when a man powered through his limits could he wake up his potentials and make a breakthrough.
But as his martial arts skills got better, he found himself learning musical instruments faster and faster, even though it was really hard at the beginning.
He never thought he was especially talented in learning musical instruments. He was just forced to learn them.
The process was extremely tormenting, and even he sometimes wondered how he persevered through.
However, if it was not for such practice, he would not have been able to reach the Guru Realm at the age of fifteen.
Just as they headed back to their dormitory.
âPresident of the student union of School of Chinese Medicine got smacked in the face by a freshman!â
This news speedily spread across the entire campus and went viral on the BBS.
It went extremely popular.
Everyone one knew the president of the student union of the School of Chinese Medicine was Li Qingshi, a campus celebrity who got good marks, good looks, and a good brain.
However, such an outstanding figure got smacked in the face by a freshman.
It aroused their intense curiosity.
âWhat kind of guy is this freshman?â
âHow did he smacked Li Qingshi in the face?â
Those who heard the news instantly logged in on the BBS to learn the whole incident.
Although someone posted an onsite video, it was shot in a place very distant from Fang Qiu and Li Qingshi, the center of attention. Adding that the environment was rather noisy, most people skipped it to read the text elaboration.
At the top was a post identified as âHotââLive Broadcast of Fang Qiu vs Li Qingshi, a freshman smacking the president of the student union of the School of Chinese Medicine in the face.
At the sight of the name Fang Qiu, they were all dazed, but soon something dawned on them.
âNo wonder!â
âIâve been thinking who on earth is so audacious to outperform that talented Li Qingshi. Turned out that itâs Fang Qiu, who showed extraordinary talents at yesterdayâs Start-of-Term Ceremony!â
âHow many times did Fang Qiu go viral on the BBS in this week?â
âIs this the third time or the fourth?â
âBut weâre still in the first week of this new semester! Holy cow, youâre awesome!â
âWell, I remember this Fang Qiu is a student of the School of Chinese Medicine, am I right?â
âHow come he took on the president of the student union of his own school?â
âIsnât he worried that Li Qingshi might make things extra difficult for him in the days to come?â
With all kinds of doubts, they clicked open the post.
It was obvious that the post was edited with a smartphone, and it was truly a live broadcast, though the live broadcast was already over. The last updated time of the post was 10:30 a.m.
As the time records displayed, the post writer sent the first message at 10 a.m.
âBig news! Big news! Fang Qiu just appeared on the sports ground. Li Qingshi threatened to cast a brick to attract jadeâusing his singing show as a modest spur to induce Fang Qiuâs more valuable performanceâhis words sounded quite competitiveâ¦â
Then, a second one entered.
âFang Qiu accepted the challenge. Good heavens, Fang Qiu is handsome!â
The third message.
âLi Qingshi is going to sing the song I want you, and he said he would present this song to a girl on the scene. Guess who is this girl?â
The fourth message.
âLi Qingshiâs singing is really beautiful. My ears are mesmerized!â
The fifth message.
âFang Qiu is also singing I want you. He is clearly challenging Li Qingshi!â
â¦
Those messages were interrupted by some comments, but the comments were just a few. Apparently, this post did not catch much attention at first.
âPost writer, please update! Update!â
âWith such a big event going on, I happened to not be on campus! How unlucky! Please update! How is Fang Qiuâs singing? I really want to listen to it!â
âI already took a seat and grabbed a handful of snacks, waiting for the battle to start!â
âI support Fang Qiu! But I think there is some bromance between the two!â
â¦
The sixth message.
âBefore singing, Fang Qiu said a motto of Lu Xiangshan, something like âItâs the Six Classics that interpret me, not the reverseâ. Who knows this remark? Why did I never hear of it? Fang Qiu said it was the same with singingâlet the song sing you instead of you singing the song!â
This update was closely followed by the seventh message.
âFang Qiu has started to sing!â
Then, no more updates came in.
One minute passed.
Two minutes ticked by.
Five minutes later, there was still no update.
The absence of updates sent those who had been waiting for more details in an uproar.
âPost writer, where are you? Quick, update!â âHow on earth is Fang Qiuâs singing? Iâm all ears now. Give me some description, any description will do!â
âPerhaps the post writerâs ears are too intoxicated to function?â
âThe post writer is dead. You should contact him by burning paper money.â
â¦
Reading between the lines, viewers of this post could imagine how anxious those waiting for the updates were.
They gave a gloating laugh as they pictured the scene. âItâs much better to read the post now. I can get the answer right away without waiting for the updates.â
At the sixth minute, the post writer finally updated the post.
âSorry, Fang Qiuâs singing is too beautiful. No! Beautiful is not enough to describe it. Anyway, words have slipped my mind when I attempt to describe what his singing felt like. All I can say is I want to listen to that song a hundred times in a row!â
Reading this, everyone got a fright.
âJesus!â
âHow good it was that it propelled the post writer to make such a positive comment.â
They were now regretting missing the live show of Fang Qiuâs singing. âHow regretful!â
Then, a series of updates emerged in succession.
âFang Qiu growled that whatever Li Qingshi had, just bring it on, he would take them all! It seems that Fang Qiu and Li Qingshi do have some conflicts. It explains why Fang Qiu waged a war against Li Qingshi the moment he arrived here.â
âFang Qiuâs three roommates stepped forward, pointing their fingers at Li Qingshi! Well, here I want to roast my roommates a bitâall you do to me is eat my apples every day, but please take a look at those roommates, how loyal they are to their bro!â
âFang Qiuâs roommates listed the sordid things Li Qingshi did to them. First, he took away Fang Qiuâs opportunity to sing the song Start-of-Term Gift with Jiang Miaoyu at the Start-of-Term Ceremony. Oh my, it turned out that this song should have been performed by Fang Qiu and Jiang Miaoyu. Second, he dumped trash into their dormitory and reported them to the student union, causing them to be criticized. Third, he tried to provoke Fang Qiu since he arrived here. Shoot! How deep the grudge between Li Qingshi and Fang Qiu is!â
âOf course, Li Qingshi denied all the charges!â
Now, the viewers started to understand the whole thing.
âThere are actually so many things going on behind the scene.â
âThe phrase âof courseâ added before the sentence âLi Qingshi denied all the chargesâ is quite subtle and accurate. Post writer, I show you my respect.â
âThis phrase can mean that he believes his acts are all justified, but it can also mean he is feeling guilty.â
After reading the above updates, the viewers were still feeling for Fang Qiu. After all, no one would defy the president of the student union of his own school without a good reason.
âLi Qingshi proposed to have a competition on playing musical instruments, and Fang Qiu agreed.â
âLi Qingshi performed Oceansâ Roar with a Chinese flute.â
âNice!â
â¦
The post writer continued reporting the event.
âWhen Li Qingshi finished, Fang Qiu allowed him to pick any musical instrument thereâChinese flute, guitar, bamboo flute, Chinese zither, erhu, violin, and cello. Fang Qiu is going against nature now! Everyone at the scene is shocked by this remark!â
At this, all the viewers gasped.
No one saw this coming.
âHow domineering!â
But their subconscious told them it was impossible for Fang Qiu to learn so many musical instruments.
âLi Qingshi selected erhu.â
Now, they began to get worried for Fang Qiu.
âFang Qiu did start playing erhu! He performed a song called Battle Steeds Galloping Ahead. He showed off various techniques in this song. Imitating all sorts of neighing and hoofbeats simply with an erhu. Bravo! Truly bravo!â
This update astounded the viewers. âFang Qiu can really play erhu?â
âAnd he plays it well.â
âNow, Fang Qiu finished playing, the audience is giving him thunderous applause, but Li Qingshi does not look so cool.â
âFang Qiu is hauling the microphone stand heading to the Chinese Folk Arts Association. Gosh! Guess what has happened?â âFang Qiu picked up the Chinese flute and started playing. The song he is performing is exactly the Oceansâ Roar Li Qingshi just did!â
âHe then grabbed a pipa, and played the Oceansâ Roar again!â
âHoly cow! Here is more! Fang Qiu went up to the Chinese zither and he played the f*cking Oceansâ Roar with it once more! He is about to shame Li Qingshi to death!â
âIâm also about to faint! Fang Qiu picked up the bamboo flute, played the same song! Ahhhh⦠I canât believe my eyes. How can a man be so impressive! My heart canât take it anymore. Iâm going to die. Everyone, remember to go for Fang Qiu and avenge me!â
Even though they knew the post writer was just kidding, the viewers did not find it funny at all.
Because they were all stricken dumb with amazement after reading what the post accounted.
âHow could it be possible!â
âHow can Fang Qiu possibly play all of those musical instruments?â
âConsidering that he already proved he can play guitar and hand flute, itâs already quite amazing when he showed that he plays erhu as well. But now, the post asserts that he does play all of those musical instruments!â
âIs it true?â
âIs the post writer fooling us?â
âBut based on his account, it doesnât look like a made-up story.â
But the viewers still found it hard to believe that Fang Qiu could really play so many musical instruments, for they thought it impossible!
âFang Qiu held up the violin and asked Li Qingshi whether he wanted to see more. Li Qingshi did not reply. Fang Qiu warned him not to play dirty anymore, but to confront him openly! Then, he left with his roommates.â
âBut Fang Qiu stopped at the donating desk. Let me interject a bitâthis donation desk is the place we set to raise funds for Mo Yiqi, our schoolmate who got cancer. Seems that Fang Qiu is going to make a donation.â
âLi Qingshi went up to him!â
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