Chapter 8: English Class

(Note:Ok so I know some people are saying:"Well ok the story doesn't seem like oliver X alice anymore" well okay, I was a lil confused on what I was doing, and I apologize for that, but the reason for that is because I want some of my characters to have interaction, which includes riko and Alice's conversations, I'll probably try to add more conversations more of Olice in later chapters, but I'll probably add more characters to create some plot, aka the ocs, so anyways I hope u enjoy this chapter! It actually not really best effort chapter I did, but I'll try to keep up with it, and I'll try not to relapse or anything like that)

(OLIVER'S POV)

"Hello blondie." A voice said.

I turned around to find that it was the "princess Alice"

"What cha want? I thought you went outside to go see Sasha or something like that?" I asked, grinning my most awesome smile, but slightly confused

"We couldn't find her." Alice said, rolling her eyes at me.

"DID U ROLL UR EYES AT ME!?" I asked.

"Duhㄱ_ㄱ." Alice said, before walking away.

I just stand there, a bit stunned. I'm gonna need to get back at her.

(One hour later.....)

"Hello class! My name is Ms. Alora! I'm your English teacher! So today you're going to be writing a poem and then give it to someone, it can be whatever you want! It can be sweet to romantic to rhyming ones, and sometimes lullaby's! Now this can help you with your poetic skills and maybe can inspire you to become an author, poet, a librarian and maybe an editor! I hope you will all enjoy doing this "project"!" Ms. Alora said.

Urgh, great. Reading..

I looked over at Edward and he's already writing a poem, but he's writing very fast...I'm a lil concerned for that asshole..

Then Edward gave a paper envelope to Zip.

AHA! Knew it! That lover bird was writing a love poem!

These two are SUCH LOVE BIRDS. I already got zip talking to me about Edward in the halls while Edward is in the restroom. JUST CONFESS TO HIM SHEESH.

Man..I'm always third wheel, IT AIN'T FAIR>:[[[!

I chomped on my bar of soap, with multiple people looking at me with disgusted looks. Bruh JUST LET ME EAT IN PEACE.

I was literally screaming into my brain thinking of me being tired of the two goofball's action and thinking of soap that I didn't notice that Princess Alice was standing in front of my desk.

"Hello? Blondie?" Alice yelled.

I then turned back to reality.

"Bruh, my name is Oliverㅡ_ㅡ." I said.

"Don't care and never will, but this is for you." Alice said, before turning her head and looking away.

"OOOoHHHHH, OLIVER AND BROWN HAIRED GIRL! Olive oil, we know we can see you two together, right?" Edward exclaimed.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, EDWARD! HOW ABOUT YOU KISS ZIP? YOU LOVER BOY!" I yelled.

"No swearing in class, Oliver." Ms. Alora said, giving me a stern death glare.

"Umm, what's going on here?" Ms. May asked, peeking into the door.

"Oh umm Ms. May, umm Oliver was just swearing in class, that's all!^^" Ms. Alora explained, while Ms. May listened, with a calm look on her face.

"Alright, I hope you can have a great day, Ms. Alora. And I'll try to fix things as soon as possible." Ms. May said.

"Ms.May...I do appreciate your help, but I think I can handle it, and also I hope you have a great day yourself!" Ms. Alora said.

(This is basically my teacher's conversation all the time)

"Ah thank you." Ms. May said, before turning away and leave.

"Anyways, like I was saying. Oliver, this is your second chance, try to make it last longer." Ms. Alora said in a calm verse, but with a very angry look on her face.

"Alrightㄱ_ㄱ." I said, not really paying attention to Ms. Alora's words.

"Alright, let's get back to class!" Ms. Alora said, turning back to face her black board and used a chalk to write on it.

(ZIP'S POV)

Urgh, listening to Ms. Alora talk about English paragraph, then about main ideas, then about the topic, the sub heading, and context clues is MAKING my head hurt.

I look over to find that Oliver was sleeping on his desk. Even he knew that class was boring. I'm actually surprised that Edward hasn't been sleeping on his desk, he looks pretty much wide awake.

"And that's why we're gonna have an ex-OLIVER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Ms. Alora yelled.

"Wait-huh? I was just having the best sleep I ever have...FLYING SOAP SALADS:0000! And I get to EAT THEM:000!" Oliver said.

"He's been dreaming...ABOUT SOAP?" Edward asked, turning his head to face Oliver.

"What's a soap salad....?" I asked.

"I don't know.🤷" Edward replied.

"A soap salad is basically a mushed bar of soap with laptop bits and spread around some nice fresh lettuce." Oliver explained.

"LAPTOP BITS!? Wait...are they supposed to be croutons?" Edward asked.

"I'm gonna need the trash can for this..." I said.

Edward handed me a trash can.

"Thanks Edward." Then I left the classroom.

"I'm just gonna pretend I'm not third wheeling- umm.." Oliver said

I ran into the girl's bathroom and vomit into the trash can. EW. LAPTOP BITS AS CROUTONS!? WHAT IN THE HOLY YAP OF THE YAPPINGTON!?

After I'm done vomitting, I head back into the corridor. Apparently English class was dismissed.

(Later....)

"So...you're telling us..YOU VOMITTED!?," Edward said, facing me then he turned to look at Oliver

"Olive oil, you need some NEW DIET." Edward said.

"NO, I'M NOT GETTING A NEW DIET!" Oliver protested.

"Boy keep your smoll mouth shut, Olive Garden."  I said.

"Ohhh~looks who's defending Edward," Oliver said, in a teasing voice.

oH eDdIE, i'M hErE! oLiVeR bE qUiEt! Be QuIeT! i'M gOnNa ShUt YoUr MoUtH! YoU bEtTeR bE nIcE tO eDwArD! bLaH bLaH, tAlKs AbOuT eDwArD tImE!" Oliver said, just yapping his mouth away

"OLIVER- I yelled charging and ready to punch Oliver.

That's when Oliver shoved me to Edward.

"AAHH-!" I yelled.

That's when I realized I was very close to Edward, my face on fire, red as a tomato.

"YOUR WELCOME, LOVE BIRDS! HEHEH:33, JUST CALL ME OLIVER THE VALENTINES CUPID!>:333!" Oliver said, bowing.

"OLIVER WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" I asked, angrily.

"It's not even Valentine's Day, you dimwit." Edward said.

I looked around, good thing we're in an empty hallway with no people around on break time.

"Don't care and never will🙄🙄😒😒." Oliver said.

Me and Edward both get up from the floor, now glaring at Oliver.

"What? You two act like love birds toward each other! I'm already third wheel from you two!" Oliver said.

"What about that girl in like history class? Like the girl with Dora the explorer's hair wearing a princess crown? And also wearing a small very small black bow on her umm right side?" Edward asked.

"What about her?" Oliver asked.

"If you feel third wheel around us, then go kiss her or some shit. And also WE'RE NOT LOVE BIRDS!" Zip yelled.

"SAYS THE TWO PEOPLE WHO WERE BLUSHING AT EACH OTHER AND HOLDING HANDS! HOW'S THAT not even how love birds act?" Oliver asked.

Edward:"..."

"Ok you two, I swear to godㅡ_ㅡ but I'll see you guys tomorrow!" I said, waving my hand at them.

Edward waves back.

Oliver looked at us waving then raises an eyebrow and smirked.

(END OF CHAPTER 8)

(Note: phew, this chapter took me like maybe two days or three days,  chapter 9 might be out in like a week or less depends on my schedule, anyways I hope you have an amazing day or night! I love y'all<33 and also I was suspended for two days, so I didn't even know I was suspended until I try to publish this chapter I can't even publish it, so yeah I was suspended for like two days on the date I will publish this, so yeah I can publish it now, I hope you will all have a great day/noon/night!^^

See you guys until Chapter 9!)

P.S. If I don't publish chapter 9 or something, it's probably that I'm lazy as fuck, or that I'm just going on a trip AGAIN

Edit:bro this chapter keeps glitching istg-_-