Chapter 259 - Scaring People
Beauty and the Bodyguard
Ma, who was following Mengyao and Yushu from a distance, had heard the conversation.
Lin Yi had noticed Ma stalking them long ago, but didnât want to expose him. As far as he was concerned, Ma wasnât a threat at all- letting him tail them would allow Lin Yi to see what he wanted. He might even bait the person in charge of the whole thing out.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
After all, there was no point in offing this little character if it wouldnât even affect said person. The guy wasnât even one-third of the way to the golden class, he had to be someone unimportant.
âYuchu Bro, from what Iâve heard, theyâre gonna go to the haunted houseâ¦â Maâs mission was to report the trioâs movement to Maosheng and Yuchu.
âHaunted house? Alright.â Yuchu said. âIâll discuss this with Jin Bro first, Iâll tell you what to do later.â
Maosheng had heard Maâs report, but he couldnât quite think of a good approach on the spot. There really werenât many accidents he could cause in the haunted house⦠An assassination was out of the question, thatâd only get the cops focused on the case. It wasnât what Maosheng wanted to see happening.
âTell Ma to get to the ticket counter for the haunted house, make it so that they give tickets out slower! Donât let the kids go in too fast!â Maosheng said after some thought.
âAlright.â Yuchu then relayed the words to Ma. âJin Bro, what do we do now?â
âWhat do you think? What are the type of accidents in a haunted house that could cause death?â Maosheng decided to brainstorm with Yuchu.
âHmâ¦â¦ Haunted houseâ¦â¦â Yuchu couldnât think of anything on the spot either. âOther than scaring people there isnât really anything much⦠Everything there is fake!â
âScaring peopleâ¦â¦â Maoshengâs lips stretched into a dark smile. âI know, heh heh. Why donât we put on costumes and scare them to death?â
âThatâs a good idea- everything in there is dead, and scaring people doesnât do much, but if we put on costumes and call their names⦠heh⦠heh hehâ¦â¦â Yuchu nodded in agreement right after hearing the suggestion. âIsnât there that saying? You scare people by calling their names! It makes sense!â
(untranslatable saying sorryâ¦)
âLetâs go prepare, then. Weâll scare these two girls to death!â Maosheng grinned. It wasnât a very serious suggestion, but Yuchuâs agreement to it touched his heart. It was true, you scare people by calling their names! It was an old saying, it had to be right.
âWhyâs this haunted house only letting three or four people in at a time?â Mengyao said impatiently as she looked at the entrance- at the rate they were going who knew how long itâd be before they got their turn! She shouldâve contacted Uncle Fu beforehand and she wouldnât have to wait this long in the first place!
âDonât worry, look at all these people, itâs gotta be good!â Yushu didnât really mind. âOoh, Yao Yao, look- that couple that just came out, they look so pale!â
âThatâs what youâre gonna look like in a couple minutes!â Mengyaoâs tone wasnât very friendly. âMaybe we should go to another attraction?â
âLetâs wait a bit more, itâs just two or three more groups and itâll be our turn!â Yushu didnât want to give this up that easily. âThink about it, Yao Yao! Itâll only be scary if you go in the place in small groups! Whatâs the point if you go in with a lot of people? Weâd outnumber the ghosts in there and itâd be you scaring the ghosts, thereâd be no point!â
âThatâs trueâ¦â¦â Mengyao found herself agreeing with Yushuâs argument- it was true, theyâd just be sightseeing the ghosts if there were too many people.
In the control room behind the haunted house were Maosheng and Yuchu, all dressed up. Maosheng was now a vampire, and Yuchu a zombie- Ma pasted a piece of skin on his face, and became a âfaceless voidâ!
(really wanted to make a dota reference, shouldâve been âfaceless oneâ)
âWeâre ready, tell the guys at the front to let Chu Mengyao in directly!â Yuchu said to Ma.
âYesâ¦â¦â Ma mumbled unclearly- he was a faceless void, after all. He pulled his phone up and called the people at the front of the line. âYou guys can leave now!â
The two groups of people in front of Mengyao hung up and started leaving. âItâs so slow, letâs go play something else!â
âI know, jeez. Letâs go!â Another guy said.
With that, the two groups left.
âEh? What the- Yao Yao, whatâs wrong with them? Theyâre right up! Theyâve been waiting so long, so whatâs with that?â Yushu asked, puzzled as if she were looking at a bunch of idiots.
âWho knows? But itâs good, itâs our turn next!â Mengyao was puzzled as well, but it was actually good news for them.
Lin Yi, on the other hand, looked at the groups coldly, smiling. So theyâd started- what were they planning to do in the haunted house?
âNextâ¦â¦â An employee said as he opened the entrance to the haunted house. âYou three? Are you three together?â
âYes, is it our turn?â Mengyao asked.
âYeah. Give me the ticket and go in.â The employee said as he received the tickets, throwing them into the ticket bin without even looking at it. It disgusted Lin Yi a little- couldnât he put a little more effort into his acting? Was he this excited about getting them into the place?
Mengyao, Yushu, and Lin Yi walked through the door, and it closed shut. Wails in agony and pain could be heard moments later. âHaaaaâ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦..Aa..aâ¦â¦â¦...aaâ¦.â
Mengyao shivered involuntarily- she knew it was fake, but the atmosphere they were in made her go cold regardless.
âShu, hold onto me and donât go wandering off! Itâs pretty scary in here!â Mengyao was acting the big sister, but the quake in her voice changed the context entirely. Sheâd meant it as support for Yushu so that the girl would be less afraid, but now it sounded like Mengyao was the one who needed someone to hold on to!
âHehe, you scared, Yao Yao?â Yushu, on the other hand, was pretty brave- the wails didnât affect her too much.
âI didnât say that!â Mengyao would never admit to being afraid. âThis is all fake, meant to scare people with! Whatâs there to be afraid of? Lin Yi, you walk behind us! Donât stray far!â
âAhâ¦â¦â Lin Yi smiled.There were a lot of concaves and convexes in the haunted house- everything looked real, but that was all mostly due to the lighting effects, making them stand out more. It was like watching a 3D movie, except they were physically in it.
i cant- no time, didn't sleep and went to driving school the whole day...... but instead of skipping a day im gonna release one chap for today and tomorrow so it doesnt feel like such a big deal..........
h-hey, it's better than nothing right...