Chapter 261 - Ghost Hunter Chen Yushu (Part Two)
Beauty and the Bodyguard
âAH!!!â Mengyao cried out- how did this zombie know her name?
All the stuff from before couldnât compare with this- how could she not be scared if the monster knew her name?!
âEh?â Yushu was curious. âYao Yao, how come this zombieâs intelligent? It even knows your name!â
âHow am I supposed to know⦠Shu, Iâm starting to get scaredâ¦â Mengyao was starting to find it eerily odd- how could this zombie know her name?
âMaybe the employees here recognized you as Uncle Chuâs daughter and changed the programming to give you a better experience? So youâll praise them in front of Uncle Chu?â Yushu suggested after thinking about it- there werenât really other possibilities she could think up, since they didnât even register their names when they bought the entrance ticket.
âShu, Iâm a little scared⦠Letâs get out of here?â Mengyao didnât want to stay in a place like this anymore- it was starting to make her really uncomfortable.
âDonât worry, Yao Yao, Iâll kill this zombie for you!â Yushu said excitedly as she charged at the zombie. âLalala, Iâm a⦠GHOSTHUNTER!â
With that, she planted a heavy foot on the zombieâs back, sending him tumbling to the side. Yuchu cried out in pain as he moved away.....
âYeah! Yao Yao, look! I sent the zombie running!â A wide grin appeared on her face as she looked at the fleeing zombie triumphantly. âTheyâre so good with the programming! Ask Uncle Chu to praise them a bit- the zombie even knows how to run after getting kicked!â
Yushu had put Mengyao in a good mood once again, and she started thinking that Yushuâs explanation was pretty plausible- they mightâve realized who she was and wanted to impress her with their product!
She wasnât that scared anymore because of Yushu- one look at the fleeing bunny zombie and Mengyao issued an order to Lin Yi. âLin Yi, go capture that zombie for me!â
âKay.â Lin Yi nodded.
Things werenât looking good for Yuchu- this miss wasnât thinking up more ways to mess him up, was she? He quickened his steps to get out as soon as possible when someone stopped him at the neck⦠He was airborne the next second, landing in front of Mengyao and Yushuâs feet with a thump.
âHa, the zombieâs back! Yao Yao, come on!â Yushu said as she jumped on the zombieâs belly, up and down and up and downâ¦
Yuchu wailed in agony- he felt like his intestines were gonna explode! His eyes rolled back a moment after and he passed out as wellâ¦
âBoringâ¦â Yushu uttered after stepping on the zombie a few more times- the zombie wasnât wailing anymore! Unstatisfied, she jumped off of Yuchu. âThis zombieâs pretty low quality, I only stepped on it a few times! Wonder what company itâs from, maybe we should have Uncle Chu make a complaint!â
âHahaâ¦â¦â Mengyao found Yushuâs thought process amusing- it was supposed to be a model to scare you with, of course itâd get destroyed if you jumped on it!
Maosheng blinked at the half-dead Yuchu- this Chen Yushu girl seemed to be tougher than the Lin Yi bodyguardâ¦
The plan wasnât gonna work anymore at this point- Yushu had messed it all up. Mengyao definitely wouldnât be scared of him if he tried to continue the plan on his own nowâ¦
Maosheng found it to be unfair- Mengyao was very afraid of ghosts, that much was clear- she looked terrified when Ma just patted her on the shoulder! It was feasible that they could give her a traumatizing scare if theyâd coordinated with Yuchu properly!
He could tell that Mengyao was especially scared of stuff like that⦠The only problem here was that girl Chen Yushu, whoâd exploded Maâs nuts and rearranged Yuchuâs intestines! What the hell!!
Could their luck possibly get any shittier than this?!
He was disappointed at how the strategy turned out, but there was no point on continuing it anymore.
With that in mind, Maosheng decided to leave and formulate another plan to have Mengyao killed. It must be done today!
He was just turning around when Yushu called out from behind him. âVampire! Get back here!â
Maoshengâs face darkened- he couldnât even run now?! He started quickening his steps and ignore the crazy woman when something smashed against the back of his head- what followed was piercing pain and unconsciousness as he fell to the floorâ¦
âYes!! Headshot! This vampireâs way too weak, right Yao Yao?â Yushu said as she did a victory danceâ¦
The projectile sheâd thrown at Maosheng was Yuchuâs shoeâ¦
âShu, do you see that blood coming out from the vampireâs head?â Mengyao asked curiously as she looked at Maosheng.
âYeah, itâs really realistic!â Yushu didnât know what was going on there, but didnât really care. âWell, letâs go! We still have more ghosthunting to do!â
âOh⦠Okayâ¦â Mengyao nodded as she walked onward with Yushuâ¦
Lin Yi didnât know what to say as he looked at the two dudes lying on the floor⦠The idiots did have it pretty bad, getting treated like toys by Yushuâ¦
Failing to find any more tangible opponents for the remainder of their journey left Yushu unsatisfied. âOnly three fightable monsters, isnât that too little⦠Yao Yao, suggest to Uncle Chu that there should be more of them! Weâll come again next time!â
âMore of them for you to break?â Mengyao still didnât know that those were real peopleâ¦
âHeh.â Yushu stuck her tongue out. âMan, I shouldâve brought a dv today! I couldâve recorded everything and show off my heroics!â
The haunted house had taken an hour- add that up to the queue time and it was almost noon.
âYao Yao, letâs go get something to eat and then go bungee jumping?â Yushu said, feeling a bit hungry.
âAlright, Iâm getting hungry too.â Mengyao concurred- the haunted house did exhaust her a bit.
There were a lot of fast food restaurants at the theme park. The girls found one that looked good and seated themselves at a table.
âLin Yi, go get us something to eat.â Mengyao said as she pulled out two hundred kuai and handed it to Lin Yi.