Chapter 300 - Horrible
Beauty and the Bodyguard
âXin Xin, whatâre you up to?? Why are we having cup noodles with so much good food on the table??â Xuemin was getting a little angry- Lin Yi was their guest! Even if they didnât get along with each other that was no reason for her to act like this!
âN-No, Iâ¦â¦â Guan Xin gulped, a little embarrassed. âLin Yi, do you wanna eat instant noodles?â
âMe? I couldâ¦â¦â Lin Yi was a bit troubled- why was this girl so intent on making him eat instant noodles? He didnât want to reject her to her face, however.
âThatâs great! I like instant noodles too- Iâll go make some right now?â Gua Xin said a little happily. âIâll go right nowâ¦â¦â
âGuan Xin, sit down!â Xuemin didnât even call her Xin Xin anymore- he was furious.
âOkayâ¦â¦â Guan Xin replied, upset. Unable to tell them the truth, she sat there silently, regretting how sheâd sabotaged the food⦠She couldâve prepared them normally and not put too much effort, that wouldâve been so much betterâ¦â¦
âAhâ¦â¦ Itâs been a while since Iâve had instant noodles, I kinda miss it too.â Lin Yi smiled. âGrandpa Guan, sheâs just a bit too passionate, donât get angryâ¦â¦â
Guan Xin looked at Lin Yi gratefully- the guy was speaking up for her even when she was about to âpoisonâ himâ¦â¦ What a nice guy! Yes, he wouldnât have tanked a bullet for her if he werenât a nice guy.
Girls at Guan Yinâs age liked to fantasize about romantic situations- they wanted a prince charming to protect them, watch over them⦠Lin Yi wasnât that good a person as Guan Yin imagined him to be, but she decided on her own that Lin Yi was a prince charming anywayâ¦
Lin Yi took the bullet without thinking about the person behind him was- he just didnât want someone innocent to get hurt. Saving Guan Yin today at the hospital was the same as well: he wouldâve saved any other person he knew in the same situationâ¦â¦
Would Guan Xin still think the same of Lin Yi if she found out that heâd saved her as fast as he could so that heâd get a kiss from Tang Yin..?
Xuemin was confused as she looked at that gratitude in Guan Xinsâ eyes as she looked at Lin Yi- the two didnât seem to have a problem with each other at all..? Exactly what kind of relationship were they in, how come Lin Yi was cooperating with her like this?
âAlright, letâs leave it at that- Iâll start us off!â Xuemin put a piece of eel in his mouth, much to Guan Xinâs dismay⦠She had a bitter expression on her face as she waited for her grandpa to scold herâ¦â¦
âHmm, such tender meat⦠Not ba- pffft-!!â Xueminâs eyes widened as he spat the eel out, fanning at his open mouth as he looked at the eel. âWhat did you put in this? Oh myâ¦â¦â
Xuemin was enjoying the eelâs texture when a sudden burst of hotness rushed up his nose, tearing up his eyes.
âSorry grandpaâ¦â¦â Guan Xin quickly handed a bottle of water to Xuemin. âI accidentally spilled the mustard on it earlierâ¦â¦â
âMustard?â Xuemin took a mouthful of water. âWhyâd you serve the dish then?â
âI was trying to bring it back to the kitchen⦠But grandpa, you wouldnât let meâ¦â¦â Guan Xin said carefully.
âItâs alright, forget it- weâll skip the eelâ¦â¦ Here, weâll let Aunt Liu take care of that. Letâs continue!â Xuemin waved his hand helplessly. âSorry you had to see that, Yi! Xin Xin isnât usually like this- she mightâve gotten a bit clumsy when she heard that you were coming over. Sheâs a really good cook- have a try.â
Lin Yi looked at the eel Aunt Liu was taking away, curious. Spilled mustard..?
He reached for the plate of bamboo shoot fried meat with his chopsticks, and moved it to his mouth when Guan Xin spoke up. âWait!â
â?â Lin Yi turned to Guan Xin.
âMaybe we really should⦠just have some instant noodlesâ¦â¦â Guan Xin said weakly.
âAhâ¦â¦â Lin Yi had a pretty good idea what was going on at that point⦠He put the meat into his mouth. Yes, it was very salty⦠He tried some of the other dishes, all of which were either too sweet, too spicy, or too sour. None of them were any good.
âWell? Not bad, right?â Xuemin, on the other hand, was waiting for Lin Yiâs praise. Lin Yi would be visiting for medical discussions with him often if they had food to appeal to his appetite.
âItâs⦠okayâ¦â¦â Lin Yi smiled bitterly.
âHm?â Xuemin wasnât expecting that- wasnât this Lin Yiâs standard way too high? âItâs okayâ? No one said that to food his granddaughter made, it just never happened! All of his friends would shower her with praise upon tasting her cooking, and even their sons and children would shamelessly visit for moreâ¦
His granddaughter was the renowned Godly Miss Universe of the Kitchen!!
Yet he couldnât really argue against that- Lin Yi had spoken. He was still Xueminâs mentor figure, after all.
âHaha, youâve quite high standards, Yi. This old man thinks theyâre pretty good already!â Xuemin then put a piece of bamboo shoot fried meat into his mouth.
High standards..? Lin Yi smiled bitterly- heâd betrayed himself enough just by saying it was okay alreadyâ¦
âPfft-!!!â Xuemin spat the meat out instantly and reached for his water. âDid you kill the salt guy, Xin Xin?!â
Guan Xin only lowered her head, too ashamed and humiliated to look at Xuemin and Lin Yi.
Xuemin quickly tested the other dishes, and after spitting them out he finally understood what Lin Yi meant by âokayâ.
Labeling this food as âokayâ was a grade it absolutely didnât deserveâ¦
The food today could only be described as horrible. Absolutely horrible!
âXin Xin⦠what..?â Xueminâs eyes were wide open. âThis isnât like what you usually make?â
âAhâ¦â¦ Grandpa Guan, maybe itâs because of today-â Lin Yi was about to speak up for Guan Xin when she interrupted him.
She couldnât let her grandpa know what had happened today- heâd worry. She decided to come clean. âSorry, grandpaâ¦.. I actually did it on purposeâ¦â¦â
âOn purpose? Youâre saying you made bad food on purpose? Whatâs the meaning of this?â Xuemin wasnât expecting that answer.
âYou told me that some young man was coming over, that you wanted me and him to get to know each otherâ¦â¦ I didnât want to, so I made the food taste bad on purposeâ¦â¦â Guan Xin said carefully.
the big 300......
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