Chapter 315 - Insincere
Beauty and the Bodyguard
âHm?â Xiaofu blinked. âAgain?â
âYeah. I made sure everyone would know about it, too, so I need to follow through! What would other people say about me if I chicken out after one accident? Theyâll call me a coward!â Pinliang explained his thought process.
âUhâ¦â¦â Xiaofu put his bag down, hesitatnt. âTo tell you the truth, Liang Bro- I feel like you shouldnât care what those other people think. It has nothing to do with you if they laugh at you, or mock you! The point is what Chu Mengyao thinks of you- Chu Mengyao is the goal here!â
âYouâre right!â Pinliang slapped at his leg, enlightened. âDamn, Fu! Youâve woken me up! Itâs true, why the hell should I care what other people think about me, Chu Mengyaoâs the only one I should pay attention to! But how do I know what she thinks? Does she even want a letter of blood from me?â
âUhâ¦â Xiaofu wasnât sure. âMaybe you could ask her?â
âHow am I supposed to ask her something like this? How about this, Fu- why donât you ask Chen Yushu? Sheâs Chu Mengyaoâs best friend!â Pinliang suggested.
âThat works! Alright, Iâll go ask her.â Xiaofu nodded to that. He pulled his phone out and sent Yushu a text.
People no longer need to ask questions in person anymore- there were handphones.
âMiss Chen Yushu, can you please tell me what Miss Chu Mengyao thinks of Liang Broâs letter of blood yesterday?â
Xiaofu made sure to sound polite- he was worried Mengyao would ignore him. Yushu replied soon enough. âYao Yao said that little Liangâs hand is only good for water gun duty. She wants him to forget about that letter!â
Xiaofu wanted to laugh, but didnât dare- he handed the phone to Pinliang.
Pinliang didnât understand. âFu, what do you think she means?â
âLiang Bro, excuse me for being blunt, but I think Chu Mengyao despises you!â Xiaofu said carefully.
âDespises me?â Pinliang blinked. He read through the message once more- it did feel like Mengyao didnât like him! âFu, what should I do? It does sound like Chen Yushuâs laughing at me! Like she thinks I canât write that letter of blood!â
âMaybe Liang Bro, you should write another letter of blood? Thatâll prove to them that what happened yesterday was an accident.â Xiaofu suggested.
âThat works tooâ¦â¦â Pinliang nodded- that was the only way.
Xiaofu got Pinliang a piece of paper. Pinliang, on the other hand, didnât quite want to cut his finger again⦠not because of the pain, but because of what had happened yesterday!
What if blood shot out again? Pinliang wasnât sure he wanted to do this.
âLiang Bro, whatâs wrong?â Xiaofu asked after noticing the hesitation.
âI⦠Fu, I canât bring myself to do it! I keep remembering what happened yesterday!â Pinliangâs hand was trembling a little.
He had to use a different finger today, too- the pain would be too much for him if the blood exploded on the same finger.
âLiang Bro, men need to toughen up sometimes! Maybe I can do it for you..?â Xiaofu asked.
âYou?â Pinliang blinked. âThat works too. Fu, youâre a good man- Iâll treat you to a nice lunch later!â
âAh?â Xiaofu blinked in response, a bitter smile forming on his lips. He was offering to cut Pinliangâs finger for him, but the guy had evidently misunderstood⦠He thought that he was offering his own finger and blood for the jobâ¦
âWhatâs wrong?â Pinliang asked as he handed the knife to Xiaofu. âWhatâs the matter?â
âItâs⦠Itâs nothingâ¦â¦â Xiaofu only took over the knife, and cut his finger through gritted teeth. Blood flowed out immediately, although not as strongly as Pinliangâs water gun phenomenon yesterday.
âNice, Fu! Donât move, Iâll use your finger.â Pinliang started writing on the piece of paper with Xiaofuâs fingerâ¦
Not knowing that someone was looking at them.
Not far away was Yushu, holding her phone and recording what Pinliang was doing with Xiaofuâ¦
âYao Yao, this Zhong Pinliangâs using Gao Xiaofuâs finger to write that letter! Isnât that way too insincere?â
âWhy should I care whose finger he writes it with?â Mengyao continued studying, not paying Yushu any attention.
âMan, thatâs so boringâ¦â¦â Yushu put her phone away. âI wanted to see Zhong Pinliang shoot blood again, too.â
â......â Mengyao didnât know what to say to that- what was so great about that? Did Yushu want Pinliang to die faster, would that please her?
Pinliang waddled over with the letter of Xiaofuâs blood when first period ended- he raised the letter to Mengyao. âYao Yao, please accept my pure love for you! Please accept my confession!!â
Mengyao frowned, deciding that sheâd ignore Pinliang without looking at him.
Yushu, on the other hand, had a grin on her face as she took the letter. âIâm gonna check the letter first, is that fine?ân/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âOkay, thatâs fine!â Pinliang was delighted upon hearing that Yushu was helping him out- with Mengyaoâs soulmate guiding him he might as well be engaged with Mengyao already!
âUmâ¦â¦â Yushu wasnât really looking at the letter after opening it- she couldnât really bother with something like that. Something fun came to mind.
âWell?â Pinliangâs eyes were on Yushu, excited for her advice.
âHey, whereâs the signature and date? How is anyone supposed to know the guy who wrote this when you donât even have that stuff at the bottom?â Yushu asked.
âSignature and date?â Pinliang blinked. âItâs just a letter of blood I write, do I really need a signature and date?â
âOf course you do! Itâll look insincere otherwise!â Yushu said seriously. âItâs not proper at all without something so basic! No wonder youâre always failing to make Yao Yao your girlfriendâ¦â¦â
Yushu curled her lips, putting on a disdainful look for Pinliang to see.
Pinliang, on the other hand, started panicking. âReally? Iâll go back and put those in, Iâll do it right now!â