Chapter 436 - Lonely Feng Xiaoxiao
Beauty and the Bodyguard
Xiaoxiao was a far distance away, her eyes and expression cold as she looked at Tang Yin and Lin Yi. She seemed to be in deep in thought.
âLil sis Xiaoxiao, when should we blast Lin Yi?â Pinliang asked as he rubbed his hands together.
âYou donât even have the stuff ready, what am I supposed to blast him with?â Xiaoxiao glared. âWill your plan even work? We canât let Lin Yi notice!â
âI donât think he will! Plus, weâll light it up when weâre sure itâs on him- weâll blast his butt open and shame him!â Pinliang said as he fantasized getting Lin Yiâs ass red from the firecrackers and humiliating him in front of the whole school- it was his dream!
âAlright, but when will your Firetree Silverflower stuff arrive?â Xiaoxiao asked as Pinliang spaced out.
âAnytime now! Iâve made a couple of phone calls already.â Pinliang said. âItâs being shipped here in a plane- itâs an Eskimo tree!â
â...â Xiaoxiao looked at Pinliang oddly- youâd have to be as crazy as him to ship a tree over by plane. âThen you have fun- Iâm going back.â
With that, Xiaoxiao turned and started walking back to the school building. She may seem in control, ordering around the second and third Big Four despite being the fourth⦠it made her look strong and powerful.
But Xiaoxiao was a lonely person- she didnât have a real friend, a genuine friend. Sheâd always see Mengyao hanging out with that crazy Yushu, and Lin Yi with that Xiaobo⦠Xiaoxiao couldnât help but feel jealous that she was the only one without friends while others did.
Friends? I donât need friends! Xiaoxiao said to herself. I donât need friends, and I donât need friendships! Iâll be fine on my own, as long as Iâm happy. Saves me the trouble of crying when I have to say goodbyeâ¦
âLiang Bro, I feel like Feng Xiaoxiaoâs in a bad mood?â Xiaofu asked curiously as he watched Xiaoxiaoâs solitary figure disappear into the distance.
âShe got soaked in Lin Yiâs pee! Would you be in a good mood after that?â Pinliang curled his lips, as if stating the obvious. âJust focus on the plan tonight with the Firetree Silverflower. You really think Chu Mengyao will like this lighting up the night sky?â
âI think so!â Xiaofu thought about it. âLiang Bro, maybe you should write love notes to Chu Mengyao and fold them into a heart shape to stack on the tree! You can hang it on the tree, and when Chu Mengyao sees it sheâll be happy for sure!â
âYeah, that makes sense. Get some paper then, help me write it!â Pinliang nodded- it was a good idea, especially since he didnât have anything to do right now. Might as well write some love notes.
âUh⦠I donât think two people are enough. We need more help!â Xiaofu said. âBut I guess weâll have a lot of helpers if we just give out some money.â
âAlright, Iâll leave it to you!â Pinliang dug out a thousand kuai for Xiaofu. âYou take care of this first- Iâll go make my presence known!â
With that, Pinliang walked over to Mengyao. He wanted to let her know first and tell her to come see his confession to her tonightâ¦
âShu, why arenât you digging anymore?â Mengyao curiously looked at Yushu rubbing her hands as she sat on the ground.
âOh. Iâm tired....â Yushu had tossed her shovel aside a long time ago- she thought tree-planting was fresh and interesting, but after just a while of digging it got too tiring. She decided that sheâd just not dig her hole and wait until Mengyao finished with hers- they could plant their saplings together in one hole. âYao Yao, letâs put our saplings together and plant them! What do you think?â
âI donât like it very much. Whyâre you always trying to laze around? Stand up! Come dig with me!â Mengyao rolled her eyes, pissed. Yushu was treating her like a laborer!
âBut Yao Yao⦠Iâm tired⦠Youâre the big sister, youâre older, so you need to pamper me a littleâ¦â Yushu wasnât willing to stand up.
âThat Lin Yi, still busy hitting on girls! Canât he come help out??â Mengyao couldnât do anything about Yushu, so she gritted her teeth and continued the digging, sweating as she cursed Lin Yiâs name non-stop. âThat bastard, Iâm cutting his salary! Doesnât he know how to be a follower at all? Doesnât he know this is the time to be helping??â
âUh⦠Should I go bring Shield Bro over to help?â Yushu felt that it was a little inappropriate for her to be sitting around while Mengyao did all the work herself.
âBring him? Forget it! Heâs preoccupied with his girl, weâre the least of his priorities!â Mengyao hmphed. âWhatâs so good about Tang Yin anyway, our Shuâs so much prettier, and cute, tooâ¦â
âOh. Youâre pretty too, Yao Yao! Why donât you go seduce Shield Bro, let him have a taste of you! Heâll probably come slave for you if you do that, right?â Yushu suggested.
âWhy donât you go do it, if itâs such a good idea? Youâre the one with the boobs, perfect for seduction!â Mengyao glared.
âAlright then, Iâll give it a try next timeâ¦â Yushu nodded her head, as if sheâd understood something.
Mengyao was about to educate Shu a little more when she heard her cry out happily. âYao Yao! We have a helper coming! Heâll come work for us!â
âHm?â Mengyao paused and raised her head to see Pinliang walking over with quick steps. She turned to Yushu and whispered. âYouâre not talking about Zhong Pinliang, are you..?â
âHehe, yeah! Heâs a free laborer! Itâll be a waste if we donât use a resource offered for free.â Yushu started waving to Pinliang as she spoke. âLiangy! Yao Yaoâs calling for you!â
Pinliang was delighted to hear Yushu call him âhandsomeâ- he did put on a flashy suit today for the big show tonight, and assumed that Yushu found him attractive because of it. He waddled over quickly. âYao Yao, Shu, what can I do for you?â
(Liangy sounds like handsome in Chinese)
âYao Yao, youâre tired, arenât you? Go rest on that bench over there, Iâll dig the holes!â Yushu took Mengyaoâs shovel from her, making eye contact with her and raising her eyebrow.
Mengyao was amused and feeling helpless at the same time- this Yushu was always so retarded when with her, but whenever an outsider was involved she turned calculative as hell all of a sudden⦠She wondered if she was just actingâ¦
Yushu was most likely getting her away so she could scam Pinliang, since Mengyao would be too embarrassed to have Pinliang dig the holes for her if she were with them. With her gone, however, Yushu could use Mengyaoâs name to get Pinliang to work for them all she wantedâ¦
âThen Iâll go rest a bitâ¦â Mengyao didnât want to let Pinliang help, but she did exhaust herself from all that digging- it was time for some rest.
And so, Mengyao acted as if she didnât know what Yushu was up to, deciding that sheâd let Yushu take care of it. If Pinliang wanted to be a laborer so much then he could do whatever he wanted- it was Yushu asking for her in the first place, not her.
The thought comforted Mengyaoâs heart quite a bit as she went for a break...