Chapter 157 - Let’s Gather and Part on Good Terms
My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
âMake them leave this instant!â the head guard ordered. Two guards promptly came up and grabbed the kicking and screaming Qiao Wenjuan without any niceties, dragging her out of Pear Blossom Alley.
Qiao Wenjuan screamed her voice hoarse, fire spitting from her eyes. She kept cursing, âQiao Mu, you cursed wench, how dare you treat your real aunt like this! Youâre utterly heartless and immoral! Youâll get your just desserts!â
The guards of the City Lordâs Estate were evidently experienced in dealing with unreasonable women like her, so they directly stuffed a ball of dirty cloth in her mouth, cutting off her shrieks.
The guards jointly lifted her without regard for her gender and tossed her onto the donkey cart.
The guards then ushered the members of the Wei Family onto the cart one after another before driving the cart toward the western district.
As for Wen Ruwan, they were much more courteous and purposefully found a mild-mannered pony for her to ride by herself.
The whole Wei Family left while cursing, screaming, and bawling.
After Qiao Mu returned home with her hand around the pheasantâs neck, she tossed the commotion at the City Lordâs Estate to the back of her mind.
âCaw caw caw caw!â
âIf you call again, I will pluck all of your feathers and turn you into a naked chicken!â Qiao Mu coldly threatened, uncaring for whether the pheasant understood or not.
The pheasant really stopped screeching and pitifully cawed with a flap of its wings.
âHeh, what could you possibly be unsatisfied with?â Qiao Mu icily glanced at the pheasant. âIâm the one who should feel ashamed! Have you seen anyone who summoned a feather-shedding chicken with a summoning talisman? I must be the first in history!â
Qiao Mu got angrier the more she spoke...
âCaw caw caw!!!â A certain defiant pheasant flapped its wings and spat water out.
The child cuffed its head without holding back. âIf you spit everywhere again, Iâm going to chop your head off and kick it around like a ball!â
A certain pheasant felt that it was incredibly tragic. Do your parents know how vicious you are, child?
âDo you think youâre awesome just because you can spit water? I can easily find a performer on the street for that! They can even spit fire!â Qiao Mu irritably snapped. Then, even she herself found herself comical.
This chicken... perhaps it also felt incredibly feeble and unwilling when she summoned it!
âListen to me, immediately go back when its time. Be more careful the next time I use a summoning talisman. Donât randomly come to join in the fun, got it? Forget it this time, Iâll forgive you! Letâs get along and gather and part on good terms! Hurry and leave tomorrow and donât come back.â She aimed to be a great talisman practitioner that summoned fierce beasts like lions, tigers, bears, or leopards! What should she do with herself by summoning a chicken?!
When the steward, Chang Zai, opened the door, he was immediately met with his stoic little miss clutching a pheasant in her hand and muttering nonstop.
The beauty of this scene could not be described! Chang Zaiâs mouth twitched as he opened the door wide and received her inside. âMiss, Sir and Madam said that you havenât had breakfast yet. Do you want some now?â
Qiao Mu shook her head. âNo need, Steward Chang. Iâm going to head to Elderly Ladyâs room. Is Mother Xu there?â
Speaking of Mother Xu, Chang Zai wanted to give her some tears of sympathy.
Not only was Mother Xu in charge of going out to buy things and miscellaneous tasks like sweeping the courtyard, but she also had to serve Elderly Lady when she had time. She was engulfed in work like a spinning top.
âElderly Lady doesnât need much attending. Serving her three meals a day and brewing a pot of tea for her will suffice,â Qiao Mu coolly said as she walked. âHaving three meals a day is decent in a time like this already. Who needs so many formalities?â