Chapter 2100 - Take Down Your Paws
My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Dao Wuji caught up with the two of them and asked while scratching his head, âWhatâs going on?â
âWeâll be going down to check it out. You guys can go rest,â Qiao Mu said.
âItâs fine. Since we already woke up, letâs go down together.â The Gingko Immortal giggled as she got close, wanting to hold Qiao Muâs petite arm.
Even after getting glared at by Mo Lian, she didnât mind. Since he wasnât going to let her hold Qiao Muâs arm, she leaned familiarly next to Qiao Mu and asked, âLittle Sis Xiao Qiao, Big Sis has been meaning to ask you how do you maintain your skin complexion? It looks so radiant and vivacious, as if painted over with pearls.â
âIt has such bouncy texture!â The Gingko Immortal stuck out a finger and gently poked Darling Qiaoâs cheek.
Mo Lian glowered at her murderously, âTake down your paws!â
Feng Chen was speechless.
Dao Wuji couldnât resist twitching his mouth.
The Little Despot rolled his eyes up at the sky. âOh please! Still calling yourself âBig Sis.â Do you know how much older you are than her!â
He really didnât know where this âBig Sisâ came from!
âRight, right, right.â Dao Wuji added while nodding, âGingko, how do you not even know this! Little Sister-in-Lawâs pristine skin must be because of her young age! Unlike you, whoâs already a century-old old lady! No matter what, your skin wonât be as tender as a peeled boiled egg like that of a young girl in her teens!â
âScram!â The Gingko Immortal hurled her fist at Dao Wujiâs face.
Even though the Little Despot also scoffed at her, he at least had the brains to not ridicule her age!
Did this Dao Wuji not want to live anymore!
How dare he snub her as a century-old old lady!? She was old? It was simply intolerable.
Qiao Mu suddenly deadpanned while taking out a box of medicinal ointment from her inner world. âExclusively crafted beautifying cream that can remove wrinkles and prevent aging, maintaining the skinâs glow and suppleness. Apply half a spoonfulâs amount at morning and night, and results will show in two weeks.â
After saying this, she tossed the beautifying cream to the Gingko Immortal and conitnued trotting forward.
Everyone: â¦
âPfft.â The Peony Immortal burst out laughing. âGingko, you sure have a good eye.â
This little one was simply too cute!
If you looked past the cold air about her, she would occasionally act in both a cute and heartwarming way. It made one reevaluate their impression of her.
*Stomp, stomp, stomp!* Qiao Mu was the first to walk down the stairs, and she glimpsed the crazed Fairy Huanghe in the lobby at once.
What happened?
Fairy Huangheâs current sorry state startled her, so she quickly descended the wooden stairs.
The bellboy had already called for several helpers to shoo Fairy Huanghe out the inn.
Qiao Mu shouted when she saw this, âWhat are you people doing? Stop it!â
The bellboy and the other staff turned around. When they saw it was a guest who had stopped them, they quickly bowed to Qiao Mu and explained, âMisses, Young Sirs, did this disturb your rest? We will immediately chase this crazy lady out.â
âNo need.â Qiao Mu casually tossed the bellboy a small sack of spirit currency. âYou do not need to deal with this matter. Just come and clean up at dawn.â
After weighing the sack in his hand, the bellboy knew that there was at least 20 spirit currencies inside. Never mind bringing in a single corpse, even 20 corpses would not be a problem.
Seeing that this stoic faced little lady was so generous, the bellboy promptly beamed with joy and nodded repeatedly, âYes, yes. Then honored guests, w-we will be leaving first.â
âGo, go, go.â