Chapter 725 - Gremlin
My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!
The two shortswords crossed above the snake beautyâs head were evidently not as good as Qiao Muâs club.
By this point, they were already slightly deformed by the clubâs smashing...
âDonât hammer anymore!!â The snake beauty was flustered and exasperated, crying out in a velvety voice, âIâm about to faint from you bratty childâs smashing! Canât you treat me a bit more gently, wah!â
Clang! Qiao Mu finally took time to glance at the snake beauty after landing a finishing blow.
She had smashed half of this fellowâs body into the pit.
How unfortunate that this pit had a solid bottom!
If this pit ended up being a pitfall, that would have been even better, and this snake beauty wouldâve fallen into who knows where by this time.
âSee see see, look at your wily eyes that are up to no good. Youâre thinking of suckering me again, am I right? You couldnât be thinking, if this were a pitfall, it would have been even more wonderful if you could pound me directly into the Ravine of Resentment, right?â The snake beauty nagged.
âRavine of Resentment?ân/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
âWhatâs up, youâre still acting stupid?â The snake beauty harrumphed. âIsnât this region thatâs full of potholes and endless pitfalls precisely the Ravine of Resentment?â
âSo this is the Ravine of Resentment.â Qiao Mu mumbled to herself. âThen that means, the Vastly Distant Woods are up ahead?â
âThatâs correct.â The snake beauty peered at her suspiciously. âAlthough the Vastly Distant Woods isnât that deep, ferocious beasts roam through it freely, so itâs very difficult to pass through. The recluse monks of Shadow Moon Monastery dislike being disturbed by outsiders the most, so thereâs no use going there since they wonât meet you.â
âThe monks are the ones who made the pitfalls in the Ravine of Resentment?â
âOf course not. This is a natural barrier.â The snake beauty rolled her eyes. âThis Ravine of Resentment has already been formed for who knows how many centuries. These monks have only found a pretty good dwelling to live in seclusion.â
âLiar.â Qiao Mu snorted coldly. âThere is clearly a rich mystic energy canopy deployed over this Ravine of Resentment. It prohibits flying mystic beasts from passing over it at all. You still dare say that this wasnât set up by humans?â
âThis you donât understand. It is said that the strong mystic energy above this Ravine of Resentment was set up by an extremely powerful great spiritual cultivator. How is this related to the monks?â
Qiao Mu found a cloth rag from who knows where, and to the snake beautyâs alarm, directly stuffed it into her mouth.
âLong-winded!â
âWuwuwu!â This wasnât fair! The little lady was the one who asked the question, and she kindly answered her. Yet in the end, she suffered this kind of inhuman treatment.
The snake beauty glared at Qiao Mu with indignant eyes.
Since this was the Ravine of Resentment, then that was perfect.
Qiao Mu didnât want this snake beauty to continue following her. She needed to head to Shadow Moon Monastery to find the Startled Swan Dagger, so miscellaneous people naturally had to quickly scram away.
Hence, the snake beauty was left stuck inside a pit like this. Qiao Mu herself wouldnât care about the snake beautyâs life or death, promptly avoiding her and continuing her journey towards the other end of the Ravine of Resentment.
The little fellow took inspiration from the snake beauty and stealthily mustered up her energy, making her legs float half an inch above the ground.
This way, she wouldnât be affected by the oppressive mystic energy from above, nor would she need to repeatedly scout out a path. It was indeed extremely clever of the snake beauty to find this loophole.
Although the snake beauty wasnât all that great, her brain was quite innovative.
Qiao Mu muttered this to herself before picking up her pace and trekking out of the Ravine of Resentment.
Meanwhile, on the other end, the snake beauty who had exploded from fury writhed her body that was stuck in the pit, and the continuous sounds of crackling and rattling bones rang out.
After a short while, a pile of clothes dropped to the floor in a scatter.
A bald little head popped out from the pile of clothing, and the little monk raised up a small, sleek hand to stroke his bright and bald small head.
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