Chapter 79: Turning One's Face is Faster Than Turning a Page
Big Fat Raccoon Cat is Very Worried About You, Offers to Help You Become Stronger
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While everyone was discussing, a crisp chewing sound came over. The club members turned their heads upon hearing the sound, only to find another Big Fat Tabby Cat next to the cat food.
He was stuffing his cheeks, shoveling down cat food mouthful after mouthful. Everyoneâs faces darkened in an instant.
âMeow meow~ ï¼What are you doing? Are you planning to ask me to leave? ï¼â
âMeow meow~ ï¼Remember, you were the ones who invited me in. Now what do you mean by asking me to leave? Think carefully. ï¼â Li Li, who had been carried out, muttered.
These guys should think carefully before asking him to leave. He wasnât the kind of cat who could be summoned and dismissed at will.
If they didnât let him stay inside now, he wouldnât come again next time. Even if they cried and begged him to come in, he wouldnât.
âAs expected, for the sake of Big Fat Raccoon Catâs health, he should stay on campus instead of being brought into the club.â
âYeah, he runs off to eat as soon as weâre not paying attention. I think he can shovel down at least a jin in one bite.â
âThatâs right, we canât let him stay in our club. That would harm him.â The club member who carried Li Li downstairs said. Although most stray cats have a habit of being gluttonous.
But there was a difference between that and Big Fat Raccoon Cat eating several jins at a time, right?
If they left this guy here, who knew what they would see when they opened the door the next day. Would Big Fat Raccoon Cat be found dead from overeating?
âMeow meow~ ï¼Nonsense, I saw that your cat food had been stored for too long. Itâs about to expire, so Iâm doing you a favor, okay? ï¼â
âMeow meow~ ï¼Look, the cat food is almost black. ï¼â Li Li said, hearing the club membersâ discussion.
These guys were talking too badly, werenât they? What did they mean by shoveling down a jin in one bite? Was his mouth that big? It was at most four liang, okay?
âWait a minute, you guys are too fast, wait a little.â
Just as Li Li was muttering, Liu Weiqiuâs voice came from the stairs.
Li Li immediately straightened his back and looked at the club members with a smug look: âMeow meow~ ï¼Did you guys hear that? Itâs useless to drive me away. Your President wants me to stay inside. So, be smart and hand over the canned food and cat strips, you know? Lest you get scolded later. ï¼â
Look at how scared she was after not seeing him for a few days? Couldnât these guys guess how important he was? Hurry up and let him go upstairs and eat all the expired cat food.
Maybe their President would forgive them if she saw he was happy.
âSay, donât you think Big Fat Raccoon Cat looks very smug?â A club member said, seeing this scene. He looked at Big Fat Raccoon Cat squatting on the ground, squinting his eyes and wiping his mouth.
For some reason, it reminded him of the idiom âto bully people by flaunting oneâs powerful connectionsâ.
âMore than just looks like it? Itâs practically written all over his face.â
âYeah, I heard Big Fat Raccoon Cat is very cunning, and now Iâve seen it.â
The club members agreed. They had never seen such a human-like expression on a catâs face.
âBig Fat Raccoon Cat, just stay there. I have to send a video to the little girl. She was so worried about you yesterday. If she knew you were back today, she would be very happy.â Liu Weiqiu said after filming Li Li with her phone, then turned and walked upstairs. Å�
This left Li Li squatting in place, a little dumbfounded. She wasnât going to invite him up? She just left like that?
Hey, hey! Had this woman forgotten what he looked like just now? How could she change her face so quickly? Was this the legendary womanâs heart, as deep as the sea?
âBig Fat Raccoon Cat, what are you expecting?â
âYeah, didnât you expect Sister Qiu to come down and pick you up?â
âYeah, you greedy cat, are you disappointed?â The club members laughed when they saw this.
Although they couldnât understand cat language, they could still guess a little by the dumbfounded expression on Big Fat Raccoon Catâs face.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Hmph! You shallow creatures, do you think you can guess what this cat is thinking? Youâre so naive. ï¼â Li Li stood up from the ground and shook his body. He looked at the club members, then turned his head and walked outside.
If they didnât appreciate him, fine. There were many people waiting for him to visit. He was willing to stay here, but these people didnât know how to appreciate it.
âBig Fat Raccoon Cat is gone. Should we follow him and see where he goes? Lest he disappears again.â
After Li Li left, the laughter gradually died down. Someone asked.
âNo need. Since heâs back, he must be going around.â
âYeah, there wonât be a problem.â
The other students said and went back upstairs to the club.
Li Li, pouting and a little angry, was thinking about where to go for a big meal to vent his dissatisfaction.
Suddenly, he spotted a familiar figure in the distance. He immediately trotted over.
When the figure on the road saw him, they unexpectedly turned and walked towards a side path.
Li Li saw this and immediately followed.
Soon, the person and the cat arrived at the corner of the teaching building, and the figure walking in front stopped.
âYou fat cat, where have you been fooling around these past few days? You didnât come back, and you werenât on the street outside.â The Guidance Director watched Li Li jump over and patted his big head, educating him: âThis is not the behavior of a good cat, you know? You canât run too far next time.â
âMeow meow~ ï¼I know, I know. Uncle, ï¼â Li Li stood up, his two paws scratching at the otherâs pants leg: âMeow meow~ ï¼What delicious food did you bring me? Donât hide it, I can smell it. ï¼â
The other party looked stern, but what was he really like? He knew it all too well. The pat on his head was like a tickle, and he was still pretending to be fierce.
Didnât he know that he had already seen through his disguise? It was useless to play this trick on him.
âYou greedy cat is getting better at getting people to like you.â Seeing Li Li like this, the Guidance Director couldnât continue to pretend to be stern.
He smiled and took out a bag of freeze-dried food from his pocket, opened it, and placed it on the ground.
Li Li saw this and immediately leaned over to eat.
The Guidance Director rubbed Li Liâs big head and continued to educate him in the tone he usually used to reprimand students: âYou fat cat, be obedient, donât run around, you know? Otherwise, I wonât cook a separate meal for you next time.â
âBe a cat like a cat, sunbathe in one place when you sunbathe, eat when you eat, and donât run around.â
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âWhatever you say is right, old man.â Li Li muttered in his heart as he gnawed on the freeze-dried food. It all went in one ear and out the other, not taking it to heart at all.
This cat had one advantage, and that was when he was eating. He didnât care what others said, he could treat it as if he didnât hear it at all. He had a very strong mental resistance to pressure.
Otherwise, he wouldnât have been able to get along in this area.
Who said that being a cat didnât require being bold, careful, and thick-skinned? Otherwise, how could he eat his fill outside?
âFinished? Your appetite is as good as ever.â The Guidance Director, who had been muttering to himself for a while, couldnât help but laugh when he saw Li Li pulling his face out of the bag.
He reached out and patted the food residue stuck on his big face.
This greedy cat wasnât afraid of eating like this and making himself dizzy. He buried his whole face in the bag, could he breathe properly?
Could it be that his round head was filled with air? The Guidance Director knocked on Li Liâs big head, and only heard a âdong, dongâ sound. It seemed that his head was quite crisp.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Uncle, do you have anything else to eat? ï¼â Li Li, whose head was being knocked on, hugged the otherâs hand and rubbed against it.
He hoped to get some more food from the other party.
The other party was generous, unlike the guys in the club who were stingy. They werenât even willing to let him eat some of their cat food.
âAlright, you little greedy cat, stop pestering me. Youâve eaten your fill, go play. I still have to inspect the schoolâs hygiene, I donât have time to stay here with you.â Looking at the fluffy decoration on his hand, the Guidance Director smiled and patted Li Liâs big b*tt.
This fat cat was quite good at acting cute. No wonder the students in the school were so fascinated by him.
As soon as they heard he was back, they almost turned the school group chat upside down.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Uncle, do you really have nothing to eat? ï¼â Li Li let go of his paws and looked at the Guidance Director with wide eyes.
But apart from getting his big head patted twice, no food fell out at all. It seemed that this meal was over.
âIâm leaving, fat cat.â The Guidance Director said, removing his hand from Li Liâs big head, then got up and left.
âMeow meow~ ï¼Alright, then Iâll go see if thereâs anything to eat elsewhere. ï¼â Li Li got up from the ground and looked in the direction the Guidance Director had left. He followed him out.
As soon as he came out, he saw several students. At the same time, they also saw him and immediately began to discuss:
âEh! Itâs Big Fat Raccoon Cat. Why did he come out from there?â
âI donât know, but it seems the Guidance Director also came out from there just now.â
âReally? Could the Guidance Director be educating Big Fat Raccoon Cat in there?â
âProbably not. I heard that the Guidance Director often feeds cats on campus.â The short-haired girl said, hearing her companionâs words.
This led the student next to her to question:
âNo way? The Guidance Director looks so fierce, would he feed cats?â
âYeah, it sounds too unreliable.â
âAlthough it sounds a bit far-fetched, itâs true. I heard that our schoolâs Animal Protection Club was initially encouraged by the Guidance Director. Itâs already the fourth generation now.â The short-haired girl said, counting on her fingers, her face full of confidence.