Chapter 80: If you offer this, then we can talk.

“Really? Where did you hear these gossips?” The companion asked curiously. The other party could even tell which generation it was. It seemed that she wasn’t talking nonsense.

“My aunt told me. She’s in charge of managing the books in the school library. She can chat with anyone she meets, so she knows a little bit about everything.”

“And this matter was told to her by a student. I heard her say that when the Guidance Director pets cats, he likes to go to a corner to pet them. But what the Guidance Director doesn’t know is that the corner he thinks is actually still visible from upstairs.” The short-haired girl said, looking around cautiously: “So you must not hurt cats and dogs in school, okay? I heard that a student from the previous two years scalded a cat with boiling water and was directly given a major demerit by the Guidance Director, and then expelled from school.”

“The reason was cruelty to animals and mental unhealthiness. It was said that he would be a greater danger to society if he continued his studies. It was even reported on the local news at that time.”

“Really? What a big scoop.” The companions’ eyes lit up when they heard this.

They never imagined that the strict Guidance Director would have such a side. It was so exciting.

“Meow~ （ Is this uncle so awesome? ）” Li Li, who stopped to listen to the gossip, muttered to himself. He then found several figures beside him. Looking up, he saw that the girls who were gossiping had shifted their attention to him at some point.

“Big Sea Cucumber, are you here to listen to gossip too? Don’t deny it, I saw your little ears moving.”

“Yeah, I didn’t expect cats to like gossip too.”

“Yeah, it’s really interesting.” The girls surrounding Li Li said, their hands restlessly stroking Li Li’s back.

“Meow~ （ I don’t mind you petting me. But I have a big problem with you not giving me anything to eat. ）” Li Li, who was being petted, noticed that the three girls came empty-handed. He seized the opportunity and, with a pig-like leap, slipped out like a loach.

The three girls only felt a gust of wind passing under their hands. When they looked at the ground, the chubby figure was nowhere to be found.

“Where’s the cat? Where’s the cat? Did the cat fly away?” The short-haired girl asked her companion.

The companion who was asked also said with a confused look:

“I don’t know. It was just blocked by your hands just now. I didn’t see it clearly, and the Big Fat Raccoon Cat was gone.”

“Yeah, I just felt a gust of wind passing under my hand.”

“Meow~ （ You want to pet me for free without giving me any food? Do you really think I have the free time to play here? ）” Li Li muttered as he ran out, his eyes looking towards the canteen not far away.

He didn’t expect to run here. It seemed that it was destined for him to come over for dinner, so he could see if the canteen’s cooking skills had improved recently.

“Fat Raccoon Cat Fish, where do you want to go? Want to eat fish?” Li Li’s paw had just stepped on the stairs when a familiar voice came from the side.

Turning his head, he saw the chubby chef wearing a white chef’s hat, holding a bucket and staring at him.

The five large characters “Chen’s Paper-Wrapped Fish” on the chef’s apron were very conspicuous. Li Li immediately took small steps and walked over in a daze.

“You Fat Raccoon Cat Fish are quite obedient, you know I’m good to you, right?” The chubby chef squatted down, pinching Li Li’s round chin and smiling: “I have a lot of fish heads here, but you have to wait a moment. This stuff is a bit spicy, I’ll rinse it for you, okay?”

Look at this big face, and feel the touch. Worthy of being the fattest cat in the whole school.

“Meow~ （ Actually, it doesn’t matter. I can eat spicy food, you don’t have to go through so much trouble. ）” Li Li, whose round chin was being pinched, said. He was not the same cat he was yesterday, nor the day before yesterday.

He could completely ignore these things, the other party just had to give him the fish to eat, there was no need to be so troublesome.

You know, the fish head of paper-wrapped fish is crispy, and it’s already a bit soft after being cooked for so long. If it’s rinsed again? It will be completely mushy.

But obviously, the chubby chef in front of him couldn’t understand. He rinsed off the chili oil from the paper-wrapped fish in front of Li Li and put it in front of Li Li: “Eat, eat. Fat Raccoon Cat Fish, hurry up and eat, look, you’ve lost weight recently. This won’t do, the weather is starting to get cold, if you don’t eat your fill, you won’t be able to survive the winter.”

“Meow~ （ Uncle, you can rest assured, I can definitely survive the winter. ）” Li Li replied, eating the fish head with tap water. The fish head was delicious. But after being washed with water, the taste was very bland.

He knew that the other party was doing this for his own good, but there was no need to do so. n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

Actually, he was a cat who could eat spicy food, he didn’t dislike spicy fish heads.

“You b*stard, I asked you to come out and take out the trash, and you’re here playing with the cat, aren’t you? We’re so busy at the front, and you still have the time to slack off.” Just as Li Li was eating the fish head and the chubby chef was petting the cat, enjoying the peaceful moment.

Suddenly, a scolding voice broke the beautiful scene.

The chubby chef, who was petting the cat, shuddered. Looking at the woman walking over angrily, he said as he walked over: “Fat Raccoon Cat Fish, I have to go now, otherwise my wife will really get angry.”

“Meow~ （ Go, go, good luck, uncle. ）” Li Li replied when he heard this, and saw the chubby chef, who weighed over 200 pounds, just walked up to the woman, who stood on tiptoe and pinched his ear, scolding him as they walked away.

“Wife, wife, we’re outside, save me some face, can we talk about anything at home?” The chubby chef, whose ear was being pinched, said.

“No, you b*stard, you made me wait there for so long, and you ran over here to pet the cat.”

“If I don’t teach you a lesson today, you think I’m made of clay, right?” The woman said, pinching his ear and walking away under the gaze of the students.

“I didn’t expect the owner of the paper-wrapped fish restaurant, a 1.8-meter-tall man, to be so afraid of his wife.” A student said, the owner had such a big build and looked fierce enough, but he was actually dragged away by his slender wife while pinching his ear.

The contrast was too big, wasn’t it? It was like a combination of beauty and the beast.

“You don’t know this? The owner of the paper-wrapped fish restaurant is notoriously henpecked, and he likes to pet cats. You’ll know after staying here for a while.”

“Yeah, junior. There’s nothing to be surprised about.”

The other students laughed and said. They quickly dispersed, as if they were already used to this kind of thing.

“Is that so?” The student standing there nodded in realization after hearing this.

He turned around and wanted to see the famous cat in the school, but he found that there was no sign of it at all.

“Meow meow~ （Hey, you! The guy with glasses and a crew cut up ahead, stop! You haven’t given me any food for the last time you petted me for free. ）” In the cafeteria on the other side, Li Li was chasing a guy who was with a junior girl amidst the crowded people.

The other party was the senior student who had brought the freshmen not long ago. At that time, the other party had petted him for a while and then left with the freshmen without giving him any food.

And now he dared to swagger around with a girl? Did he know what mistake he had made?

Believe it or not, he would send a mouse to the other party’s place late at night?

“Wow! Big Fat Raccoon Cat.” Li Li was pursuing his target when a surprised voice suddenly came from beside his ear. Then he felt a pair of hands wrap around his belly. The whole cat was lifted off the ground and placed on a warm lap.

“Meow meow~ （Miss, if you’re looking for me, you can bring food to see me when I’m free. Don’t interrupt me while I’m collecting debts. ）” Lying on the warm lap, Li Li stretched his big head and watched as his target got further and further away.

If the other party really wanted to play with him, they could bring a few cans of food and a few bags of freeze-dried food. Don’t stop him halfway!

“It’s him. He’s so fat. He looks like a Big Sea Cucumber.”

“Yeah, Big Sea Cucumber, do you want to eat cornbread muffins?”

The girls surrounded Li Li, some holding red braised pork, others with cornbread muffins.

“Meow meow~ （But if you’re treating me to a meal? Then I think this matter can be put aside for a bit. ）” Li Li, who was talking, suddenly changed his tune when he saw the food. He opened his mouth wide and started eating.

After all, it didn’t matter who he was chasing, as long as there was food to eat. As for the rest? It didn’t matter at all.

“Big Sea Cucumber has such a good personality.”

“Yeah, he’s so well-behaved.” Seeing Li Li accept everything that came his way, the girls said happily. They reached out and petted Li Li, and even felt that this wasn’t enough.

They directly held Li Li in their arms, feeding him like a child, letting his belly be exposed. It was convenient for them to rub his big belly.

“So soft and warm, this feeling is simply amazing. I can’t take it anymore, you hold him, I’m going to bury my head in and sniff the cat,” said a girl with a baby face and rosy cheeks.

Just rubbing his big belly with her hands could no longer satisfy her. She had to activate the crazy cat sniffing mode.

“Don’t, what if Big Sea Cucumber has fleas?” Hearing this, her companion immediately advised.

There was no need for her to sniff the cat like that, right? Big Sea Cucumber was a stray cat after all, what if he had fleas or bloodsuckers, and they jumped onto her?

“Never mind, never mind. I don’t care, such a cute kitten is simply too tempting to resist,” the girl said, and she pressed her head against Li Li’s belly, sniffing frantically.

“Meow meow~ （Hey, hey, you just finished eating, don’t treat me like a rag, okay? Don’t wipe me all over with oil. ）” Li Li, who was gnawing on a chicken leg, lifted his head and muttered.

She was making him all greasy, and he would have to take a bath. Could she use a tissue to wipe her mouth? Don’t treat him like a giant rag.

“You really have strength, I feel so good now.”

The girl, lifting her head, said happily, rubbing Li Li’s big belly with both hands: “Big Sea Cucumber, are you having fun? Do you want to visit our dormitory?”