The Dixon Rule: Chapter 22
The Dixon Rule (Campus Diaries, 2)
âIS IT JUST ME OR ARE THOSE THE TWO BESTâLOOKING MEN YOUâVE EVER seen in your life? Theyâre better looking than most male celebrities.â
âTheyâre beautiful,â I agree.
âI donât know if men like being called beautiful.â
âNot my problem. They are.â
From the away bench at center ice, Will and I stand on skates, ogling Garrett Graham and Jake Connelly. Two NHL superstars. One Hall of Famer. Two beautiful men.
Iâve already texted my dad a few photos of them, which I discreetly snapped when nobody was looking. Or at least I hope nobody noticed, because thatâs some stalker shit right there. But I know Dad would get a huge kick out of seeing this.
âOkayâfuck, marry, kill,â I say.
âWho are we killing?â Will furrows his brow. âThereâs only two of them.â
âThe wife of the one you want to marry.â
Taking the request oddly seriously, he studies both men from head to toe as they engage in discussion on the other side of the rink. Theyâre wearing black pants and navy-blue hoodies that are identical at first glance, until you peer closer and see Grahamâs sweatshirt has the Bruins logo, while Connellyâs is the Oilers. Jakeâs forehead creases as he listens intently to Garrett.
Will finally answers. âFuck Graham. Marry Connelly. Kill Connellyâs wife before she kills me for stealing her husband.â
âGood call.â Brenna Connelly is terrifying. Iâve seen her cut down men twice her size on her TSBN sports show. She knows her hockey better than all the analysts at the network combined.
âOh shit. Plot twist,â Will mumbles under his breath. âCheck out his body.â
John Logan skates over to join the trio. Heâs refereeing todayâs game too. Another Stanley Cup winner. Another legend.
How is this my life?
âDude, his physique is ridiculous,â I rave.
âYou guys realize weâre here, right?â
Will and I twist toward the row of teenage boys on the bench behind us. They range from sixteen to eighteen years old, and every single one of them stares at us like weâve lost the plot.
âYou shouldnât objectify men like that,â one kid says earnestly.
âBesides,â the guy next to him adds, âif youâre really gonna give out awards for the most beautiful, that one over there obviously wins.â
He points at a fourth man whoâs gliding toward the small group of men. The newcomer is tall, blond, and looks like a male model. Heâs snapping on a black helmet as he joins the others.
âDude,â gripes the player at the end of the bench. âThatâs my dad.â
I examine the teen, instantly noting the resemblance. His name is Beau, and although his hair is a shade darker than his fatherâs, he has the same green eyes and chiseled features. He hasnât completely filled out yet, but heâs already tall and built. I fear for the opponents heâll be facing in a couple years.
âRefs!â Graham blows his whistle to get our attention. He waves Will and me over.
Will eyes me nervously. âDonât let me say anything to embarrass myself.â
âSame.â
Garrett greets us with a smile and introduces us to John Logan, who needs no introduction, and Dean Di Laurentis, who as it turns out is the head coach of the Yale womenâs hockey team. Like Will and me, Logan and Dean are decked out in striped long-sleeves, black helmets, and whistles around their necks. But the two men also wear orange armbands, since theyâre refs and weâre lowly linesmen.
Ryder and Troy Talvo round out the group. As assistant coaches, they had the difficult task of helping Garrett and Jake select todayâs two teams. Ryder said they chose the players based on their strengths and weaknesses, having worked with them all week.
Garrett is about to give us instructions when his gaze sharply veers toward the home bench. âHey, G,â he calls. âHold up. I want to talk to you before you go!â
âOh shit, I didnât realize they were leaving. Give me a sec too.â Ryder pushes off on his blades, skating after his father-in-law.
Gigi waits for them at the bench, leaning over the side to give Ryder a quick kiss before turning to speak to her father. Sheâs not aloneâa girl with light-brown hair wanders away from Gigi toward the other bench to speak to some of the boys. Sheâs wearing cutoff shorts and a black tank top that bears her midriff, and there isnât a single teenage boy on that bench who isnât checking her out.
As we wait for Garrett and Ryder, Will and I awkwardly stand with our fellow refs while I try not to leer at John Loganâs shoulders. Theyâre enormous. How is he still so fit at his age? I mean, okay, heâs not ancient. Early forties maybe. But still. The man is in better shape than a lot of guys my age.
âYouâre late,â Dean hollers at yet another newcomer.
A man with auburn hair skates over, his blades hissing as he comes to a stop. He rolls his eyes at Dean. âCalm yourself. Iâm not even reffing. Just here for the entertainment.â Noticing Will and me, he smiles. âHey. Iâm Tucker.â
âShane,â I say, reaching to shake his hand. âThis is Will.â
âDid you guys all play together in college?â Troy Talvo asks, gesturing between the three men. âI heard Garrett say something like that.â
âBriar hockey, baby,â Dean confirms, flashing a perfect white smile. âWe were unstoppable.â
Logan nods, blue eyes gleaming. âBack-to-back Frozen Four wins. Damn. That was something, huh?â
âThatâs our plan for this season,â I tell the men. âWe killed it last year, so now weââ
I startle when Logan suddenly growls. âNope. No fucking way, Dean. This is not fucking happening. Go get your boy.â
I follow his gaze and see Beau Di Laurentis hugging the girl in the crop top. Theyâre clearly happy to see each other.
âChill. Itâs just a hug,â Dean replies, unbothered.
âHis hand grazed her lower back.â
âHis hand didnât graze shit.â
Loganâs tone remains deadly. âItâs not happening. Iâm not letting a Di Laurentis corrupt her.â
âHeâs only sixteen, and heâs not doing anything.â
Trying not to laugh, I interrupt their heated exchange. âI take it thatâs your daughter and thatâs his son?â I ask Logan.
âNo, thatâs my daughter, and that is his future fuckboy.â
âI mean, the kidâs old enough to already be one,â I hedge, while Will snickers softly.
Logan glares at me. So does Dean.
âSorry.â I hold up my hands. âItâs true. Sixteen is old, bro. I mean, when did you lose your virginity?â
âI didnât,â Dean says primly. âIâve never had the joy of laying with a woman.â
Will, Tucker, and I start laughing, but Loganâs expression lacks all traces of humor.
âI was fourteen.â Heâs visibly upset. âOh, for fuckâs sake. Why did we ever have a child? We knew there was a fifty percent chance it would be a daughter.â
Dean grins at Loganâs dramatics. âRelax. LookâBlakeâs hugging AJ now. Go bother Connelly.â
âMy daughter will never date a hockey player,â Logan says ominously. âI know what theyâre like.â
âWhat about you?â I ask Tucker. âAny daughters in danger of being corrupted?â
He drags a hand over his reddish beard, snorting loudly. âMy girls would eat these boys alive.â
âHeartbreakers, the both of them,â Dean agrees.
Garrett and Ryder rejoin the group, and we go over the game plan.
âAll right, so youâre aware of what to call and what not to call?â Graham asks the refs.
âOnly call penalties against my kid. And let him punch people in the teeth if he wants,â Dean says with a straight face.
We all snicker.
âYeah, weâre going to do the opposite of that,â Connelly says with a sigh.
âHow aggressive are we allowed to let it get?â I ask them.
âAs aggressive as you want as long as itâs within the rules. A few of these boys are headed right for the NHL next month. Weâre not going easy on them.â
Sometimes I wish I went that route too, but I donât think I was prepared at eighteen to play professional hockey. Too young and dumb. I wanted to get college under my belt first, before I went to Chicago and unleashed myself on the world.
Garrett claps his hands. âWeâre treating this as a real game. Three full periods. High pressure.â
Jake nods. âLetâs do it.â
âGet ready to be slaughtered,â Garrett tells Connelly with a big smile. âSon-in-law and I got this.â
âNah. Harvard men get it done.â
âHe calls you Son-in-law?â I grin at Ryder as the men skate off.
He sighs. âYeah. Either that or Mr. Ryder.â
âAt least he likes you now,â Will says helpfully.
âI mean, âlikesâ is pushing it. Tolerates me is more accurate. But he knows Iâd die for his daughter, so thatâs all that really matters.â
The game gets underway. Part of Ryderâs and Talvoâs job was to organize the lines as if they were putting together their own team. Team Grahamâs first line features Beau Di Laurentis. Team Connelly lucked out with Jakeâs son AJ and Gray Davenport on the same line.
I donât follow high school hockey too closely, but even I know about this trio. Theyâre the three best players in the country, and I heard theyâve all already committed to playing for Briar in a couple of years. With that kind star power on the lineup, itâs going to take a lot of flukes and upsets to wrench that Frozen Four trophy out of Jensenâs hands. Thereâs a reason heâs the winningest coach in college hockey and probably the highest earner. He not only recruits the greatest players, but then after they leave, he gets their kids too. Lucky bastard.
Itâs so much fun to watch these boys play. They remind me of myself when I was a teen. The sheer determination. The grit. The balls to make risky plays before your collegiate coaches discipline that recklessness out of you.
Right off the bat, itâs obvious that Beau possesses the overall skill. Puck protection, stickhandling, shooting. His instincts are incredible, and Iâm floored by his ability to keep a cool head under pressure. AJ has the speed, though, like his old man. And while Grayâs dad played forward in his days, Gray is a deadly defenseman. He doesnât let Di Laurentis anywhere near the net on any of his shifts.
Iâm starting to think Grahamâs team is going to take the drumming of a lifetime, but Iâve underestimated Ryder and his father-in-law. Connelly and Talvoâs strategy was to pack the first line with all the superstars. Graham and Ryder, on the other hand, assigned a superstar to each line, so thereâs always one great player on the ice at all times.
When Connellyâs first line leaves the ice, Grahamâs second-line superstar scores a goal the moment Davenport is off the ice.
Will and I are on opposite sides, keeping a vigilant eye on the state of play. At one point, I blow an offside whistle on Connellyâs kid. Connelly almost lunges out of the bench toward me, coach and hockey dad rolled into one. Iâve seen many of them, red-faced and screaming, on the sidelines during my own high school games.
âHe was over the line, asshole!â Connelly growls at me.
I skate over politely. âOne more outburst from you, and Iâm throwing you out of this game, Coach.â
Oh my God. I canât believe I got to say that to Jake Connelly. This is the greatest day of my life.
He harrumphs but is befittingly shamefaced.
âYou canât go calling people assholes,â I hear Talvo reprimanding Connelly afterward, and I smother a laugh. âWeâre Harvard. Weâre better than that.â
âSorry, lost my head.â
The game remains at that level of intensity all the way until the last second of the third period. Team Grahamâs spread-the-love strategy pays offâthey win 3â2, courtesy of a game-winning goal by Beau, who demonstrates why he has the reputation for delivering in clutch situations. Beauâs dad skates over and throws an arm around his shoulders, saying, âAtta boy.â
I skate to the bench and check my phone, but my dad hasnât responded to any of this afternoonâs texts, not even the photo of Graham and Logan laughing so hard theyâre almost falling over. It makes me furrow my brow because Dad never takes more than an hour or so to text back. I shrug it off, though. Maybe he and Mom are just busy with Maryanne.
Ryder breaks away from the other coaches and skates up to me and Will. âGarrett and the others are taking us all out for drinks,â he says. âYou two in?â
Will and I gawk at him.
âWhat?â
âWhat the fuck kind of question is that?â I say. âOf course weâre in.â
âIdiot,â Will mumbles.
I glance at Will. âYouâve gotten a lot meaner since you started broâing out with Beck. I love it.â
He smiles. âThank you.â