Neighbors With Benefits: Chapter 8
Neighbors With Benefits: A Reverse Harem Romance
âHi!â Bash said. âAm I interrupting anything?â
âUm⦠no, not at all,â I replied. âI was just watching TV. Whatâs up?â
Bash nodded toward his house. âAidenâs cooking dinner. Itâs way too much food for two people. You should join us.â
âOh.â I blinked in surprise. It was a Sunday evening, and I was mentally ready to stay in tonight. Especially since I had a bunch of new-hire meetings scheduled first thing in the morning.
Bash pointed a finger at me. âStop it.â
âStop what?â
âYouâre thinking of an excuse,â he said. âI can see your wheels spinning. Donât overthink it: just say yes and come eat with us. We owe you after you made dinner last week.â
Last week. Aiden. The almost-kiss. Fresh embarrassment flooded into my body, heating my cheeks.
âI donât know. Iâm already cozy in my pajamasâ¦â
Bash gestured down at himself. âIâm wearing baggy shorts and a T-shirt, and Aiden is in sweats too. Youâll fit right in.â
His smile was so warm and inviting. It made me feel like I was welcome. Not just welcome for dinner, but in general. I was welcome in their neighborhood and on their street.
âSure,â I finally said. âIâll be over in a second.â
âDonât you dare change,â he warned. âIf you put on nicer clothes, then Iâll have to do the same, and then Aiden will, too. It will ruin the whole vibe.â
âWell, I wouldnât want to do that! Stay here, I just need to turn off the TV and throw some flip flops on.â
I followed Bash around the fence and up the steps to their porch. âI love all your plants!â I said, admiring all the hanging planters.
âTheyâre not mine. Our other roommate takes care of them. When heâs in town, I mean.â
I smacked my forehead. âSorry. We already talked about this. You have the opposite of a green thumb.â
âUnfortunately so. The most Iâm allowed to do is water the plants when one of the other guys is out of town.â
âIf you ever need help, just hit me up,â I said. âI can give you a crash course in not killing plants.â
âI might actually take you up on that.â He led me inside their house. âAiden! Smells delicious!â
âItâll be ready in ten minutes,â Aiden called back.
Their house was similar to mine, except it was two stories instead of just one. The living room and kitchen used to be distinct rooms, but at some point a wall had been knocked down to join them together into one large space. Aiden was busy in the kitchen with his back to us.
âAnything we can do to help?â Bash asked.
Aiden froze in front of the stove. âWe?â He turned around and our gazes collided for the first time since the Bananagrams game exactly a week ago.
âOh. Hey, Jazz.â
âHi,â I said. âYou didnât tell Aiden I was coming?â
Bash flashed a grin. âSpur of the moment thing. Aiden was talking about how we had too much food since our other roommate is gone, and we owed you a meal.â
Aiden recovered from his surprise and gave me what seemed like a genuine smile. âThe more the merrier.â
âCan I help?â I asked.
Aiden opened the fridge and pulled out two bottles of beer. âThe best way you two can help is by drinking beer and staying out of my way.â
âDonât have to tell me twice,â Bash said, taking one of the beers.
Bash raised an eyebrow and extended the other bottle toward me.
âHereâs a secret about me,â I said, taking the bottle. âDrinking beer and doing nothing is something I excel at.â
Aiden laughed and returned to the food he was cooking. And just like that, the awkwardness was gone.
The three of us made small talk while Aiden finished cooking. It had been a crazy week at work for them, which Bash said was unusual because things were typically calm when they were in town. âThe crazy stuff usually happens when weâre traveling for an acquisition.â
I told them about my week training new hires, including one girl who I had to fire on the very first day because I caught her smoking weed in the bathroom during her shift.
âIâm so glad I donât have to manage people,â Bash muttered while twisting his beer bottle between two fingers. âUnlike Aiden.â
âOh?â I asked.
âItâs not so bad!â Aiden said cheerfully. He was still facing away from us cooking dinner, and his ass looked great in his sweatpants.
Not that I was looking, of course.
âYou complain all the time,â Bash pointed out.
âSure, there are always some annoying people who refuse to learn a new system,â Aiden admitted. âBut most of the time Iâm working with employees who are excited and motivated. Theyâre the best students.â
âWhen we acquire a new store, our company usually consolidates several positions,â Bash explained to me.
âThatâs corporate speak for firing people,â Aiden called over his shoulder.
âFirings, yeah,â Bash said with a wince. âIt makes things more efficient. But by the time Aiden arrives to train people, the layoffs have already happened. Everyone who remains is relieved and grateful to still have a job.â
âLike I said: theyâre the best students,â Aiden said. âFoodâs ready!â
Tonightâs meal was grilled chicken with lime couscous and vegetables. It was incredible, a fact which I stated several times while we ate.
âHeâs very good at what he does,â Bash said. âThatâs why we let him do all the cooking.â
âI enjoy it, so I donât mind,â Aiden said with a shrug.
âIâm glad you invited me. I might have to come over every Sunday.â
Bash finished his meal first, so he got started on the dishes in the kitchen. That left Aiden and I alone finishing our beers.
And just like that, the awkwardness returned.
âYou two have unfinished business,â Bash called from the sink.
âWe do?â I asked.
âAiden told me what happened at your place last Sunday.â
âHe⦠he did?â
âBashâ¦â Aiden warned.
Bash dried his hands and opened a cabinet in the living room. âYou two tied in Bananagrams. Itâs been bothering poor Aiden here all week.â He placed a Scrabble box on the table between us. âSorry, Jazz, but youâre not allowed to leave until itâs settled.â
Aiden chuckled. âWe donât have to play if you donât want.â
I raised an eyebrow at him. âThatâs fine. I knew you were scared.â
Aiden stared at me for three long seconds, then tore the top off the box. âBest of three.â
âColumbia rules,â I countered. âSeven rounds per game, high score wins.â
Aiden scoffed. âAs if thereâs any other way to play.â
âNerds,â Bash muttered while he resumed washing the dishes.
Aiden won the first game, I won the second, and then he won the thirdâby just four points. âWow,â he said as we packed up the board. âThat was really close.â
âYeah, you won fair and square. Feel free to rub it in.â
He shook his head. âIâm not trying to brag, but I pretty much never lose.â
âThatâs because youâve never played me before,â I said. âNext time, Iâm taking two of three.â
He smiled at me. âNext time, then.â
Next time wasnât just a polite hypothetical invitation. I got a text from Aiden Tuesday morning.
Aiden: Bananagrams tonight?
Me: Obviously.
Aiden: The only thing thatâs obvious is how much Iâm going to destroy you.
Me: Iâm glad youâre trash talking now, because you clearly canât handle it during the game.
Aiden won four games out of five. I was infuriated. âBest of seven?â
âI have to get up early.â
âSure. Make excuses.â
âWhy would I need to make excuses? I won!â
âJust one game of Scrabble,â I insisted.
âJazz,â he groaned, âI have to go to bed.â
âThursday, then?â
Aiden ran a hand through his dark hair. âYou want to get your butt kicked twice in one week? All right.â
For the next month, that became our routine: Bananagrams on Tuesday night, Scrabble on Thursday, and then we got together for a group dinner on Sunday. Sometimes Bash joined us for a simple game, like Clue or Monopoly. Those nights were fun, with the competitiveness dialed way down.
But eventually he called it a night, and Aiden and I put away the childish games and got down to serious business.
âLet me get this straight,â Cat said during lunch one day. âYouâre hanging out with them three times a week, and youâre not fucking?â
âEverything is about sex with you!â I complained.
She waggled a black-nailed finger at me. âNo, Jazz. Everything is about sex in reality, you just donât realize it.â
âI like hanging out with them! Theyâre like my best friends.â
She made a coughing noise.
âMy best friends other than you,â I quickly clarified. âBut itâs really nice having two friends next door! Two totally platonic friends.â
She squinted at me for a long moment. âYou like them.â
âI just told you I do.â
âI mean you like them. With your vagina.â
I rolled my eyes. âI guess I should be grateful you didnât use a stupid nickname like clam or gash.â
âHow long have we been best friends, Jazz?â
âSince Freshman orientation at UMass.â
She nodded emphatically. âEight years. Literally every year of your adult life. And in those eight years Iâve come to know you better than you know yourself. You have a crush on one of them. Or both.â
I sputtered a laugh. âI donât have a crush on either of them.â But as I said the words out loud, I could feel that it wasnât the truth. I had spent a lot of time thinking about Aiden and Bash. Our game nights and Sunday dinners had become the highlights of my week.
Cat gave me a smug grin and sipped her drink. âYou can keep lying yourself if you want. But when youâre ready to admit it, Iâll be here to listen to the juicy details.â