Chapter Volume 17 bonus
Feng Yu Jiu Tian
Translator: churnie
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This is BONUS for volume 17. contain of 100 questions by the author, and answered by Rong Tian and Feng Ming. I will divide into some parts for intermezzo. Have fun.
1. What is your name?
Rong Tianï¼Rong Tianã
Feng Mingï¼Feng Mingã
Nong Nongï¼ in addition, Rong Tian is the King of Xirei, and Feng Ming is the Duke Ming of Xirei.
2. Age (this is really a sensitive question)?
Rong Tianï¼ Un, this isâ¦
Feng Mingï¼ It doesnât matter. He doesnât want to say because he doesnât care so much. For myself, un, my psychological age should be 19â¦it should actually be⦠I canât remember.
Nong Nongï¼ Bitting handkerchief⦠You donât care but your couple is care ahâ¦
3. What is your gender?
Rong Tianï¼ male.
Feng Mingï¼hmm, psychological gender is not clear, but looking at my appearance should be male.
4. What is your character?
Rong Tianï¼ gentle
Feng Mingï¼ â¦â¦hn? Are you gentle? Then my character is the kind of character that is always bullied by gentle people.
5. The other personâs character?
Rong Tianï¼ kind, smart, and sometimes act like an idiot.
Feng Mingï¼ â¦Hmmm⦠Everyone please skip over his last line. As for him hmm, the character of the other person, i once thought he was like a male dog that was always in the heat period, but later i found that it was a temporary phenomenon. Nowâ¦hmm, forget about it.
Nong Nongï¼ somehow i understand you ⦠⦠The hopeless little pitiful ⦠â¦
6. When did you both meet? And where was it?
Rong Tianï¼ N years ago, in the Princeâs Palace. You see that cowardly boy suddenly changed. When I went to him, he slapped me. It wasâ¦
Feng Mingï¼ Who let you to force yourself on me, I was not him(prince) at that time⦠XXOOXX ⦠⦠actually, this is the authorâs bad taste, in fact itâs not our fault.
Nong Nongï¼ I know Iâm not CJ, but whatâs wrong? Which part is not good, itâs the fujoshi ladies who want to see⦠well, save time, next question.
7. The first impression of each other?
Rong Tianï¼his eyes are so bright and heâs very stubborn.
Feng Mingï¼ his eyes were so deep and I was a little scared. Uh⦠but thereâs no killing intent, itâs still a good thing.
8. What do you like about each other?
Rong Tianï¼Un, everything.
Feng Mingï¼I donât know, it should be everything too.
9. What do you hate about each other?
Rong Tianï¼he often wants to be on top of me (the Top).
Feng Mingï¼but when i often want to be on top of him, he use all kinds of means to not let me be on topâ¦
Nong Nongï¼ mouth wateringâ¦
10. Do you think that you are good with each other?
Rong Tianï¼ What kind of good? (Shenme jiashuo xiangxing? The word âxingâ could be sexual meanwhile xiangxing was âgoodâ in relationship, he thought about dirty things, good on bed)
Feng Mingï¼ hmm, if it means getting along, it should be no problem.
11. How do you call each other?
Rong Tianï¼ Feng Mingï¼Duke Mingã
Feng Mingï¼ hmmï¼Rong Tianï¼Xiao Tian Tian, occasionally called the Great King.
12. How do you want to be called by each other?
Rong Tianï¼ not really matter. Because most of the time when the two of us together, no matter what he called, he must be calling me.
Feng Mingï¼ ditto.
13. If you use the animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?
Rong Tianï¼ hmm, actually, uh, that⦠I donât want to uglify him. Can I not say it?
Feng Mingï¼ Um, his appearance is beautiful and harmless like a deer, but actually much more dangerous than a lion⦠The lion who eats people and still spit bones⦠He eatsâ¦
Rong Tianï¼ (gently smile)â¦
Feng Mingï¼ (shaking) â¦hmm, what I said is nothingâ¦
Nong Nongï¼ (sweating)⦠Forget it, next questionâ¦
14. If you want to send a gift to each other, what will you send?
Rong Tianï¼ Un, see what he likes, iâll give him.
Feng Mingï¼ (Both eyes shine) Then tonight let meâ¦
Rong Tianï¼ except this one.
Feng Mingï¼ â¦â¦
15. What kind of gifts do you want?
Feng Mingï¼ (dispiritedly) even if i say it, he will not give it.
Rong Tianï¼ Basically, I will like Fengming as gift.
16. What are you dissatisfied about the other person? What is it usually?
Rong Tianï¼ As long as he is not naughty, there is basically no dissatisfaction.
Feng Mingï¼ Even if Iâm naughty⦠at the last who dissatisfied is still me ahâ¦
Nong Nongï¼ You said it yourself, good person being deceived by people⦠get to your consciousness..
17ã What is your hobby?
Rong Tianï¼ Pampering Fengming.
Feng Mingï¼ Being pampered, a secret national affair.
Nong Nongï¼ What is the [secret] National affair?
Feng Mingï¼ He wonât let me meet people ahâ¦
Nong Nongï¼I am negligent, actually let you have been depressedâ¦.
18. What is the otherâs problems?
Rong Tianï¼ stupid. But stupid is also very cute.
Nong Nongï¼ You are A âbeauty is in the eye of the beholderâ.
Feng Mingï¼ hm, itâs quite a lot.
Rong Tianï¼ â¦â¦
Nong Nongï¼ can you tell in detail?
Feng Mingï¼ â¦ The biggest problem is heâs not willing to let meâ¦
Rong Tianï¼ next question.
19. What does the other person do (including faults) that will make you unhappy?
Rong Tian ãFeng Mingï¼ (Saying at the same time) entangled with others.
Nong Nongï¼ Both of you are reallyâ¦
20. What do you do (including faults) that will make the other party unhappy?
Rong Tianï¼ some trivial matters donât affect him.
Feng Mingï¼ How can it be a trivial? Itâs obviously a big deal about my sexual fortunesâ¦.
Nong Nongï¼ â¦â¦
Feng Mingï¼ Ok. Uh, um, it seems that i didnât know anything when I was a kid, and some classmates donât have a CJ relationship.
Rong Tianï¼ That is why you lack of discipline.
Feng Mingï¼ Are youâre my dad? ! â¦â¦
Rong Tianï¼ (gently laughing)â¦? Well, Iâve got to do a good job of coaching you tonightâ¦â¦
Feng Mingï¼â¦â¦ Forget it, next question.
21. To what extent does your relationship go?
Rong Tianï¼â¦â¦
Feng Mingï¼ everybody knows it, what are you asking?
Nong Nongï¼ Un, this question was copied⦠Of course I know that you have reachedâ¦
22. Where was your first date?
Rong Tian ï¼ Um, does riding the White Cloud count?
Feng Ming ï¼ it counted.
Nong Nong ï¼ hm, letâs just saying it counted.
23. What was the atmosphere between the two of you at that time?
Rong Tian ï¼â¦â¦
Feng Ming ï¼ The atmosphere is uncomfortable ahâ¦.I was almostâ¦by him on the groundâ¦Oh no, itâs on the horseâ¦and then fortunately there were many people so i secretly solved it by hands.
24. What was the progress at that time?
Rong Tian ï¼ Thereâs nothing much.
Feng Ming ï¼â¦â¦
Nong Nong ï¼ From a kiss to the first step of H⦠Obviously itâs a progress at a timeâ¦
25. Where are the date places you frequently go to?
Rong Tian ï¼ as long as weâre together, wherever places is the same.
Feng Ming ï¼ditto.
26. What kind of preparation would you make for your partnerâs birthday?
Rong Tian ï¼ Wash him clean.
Feng Ming ï¼ Avoid being washed by him.
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27. Who confessed first?
Rong Tian ï¼him.
Feng Ming ï¼ I am. But I was forced.
Rong Tian ï¼â¦â¦
Feng Ming ï¼ All right, iâm willing to do so.
28. How much do you like each other?
Rong Tian ï¼ More than to love my self.
Feng Ming ï¼ditto.
Nong Nong ï¼ â¦ so touchingâ¦
29. Then do you love each other?
Rong Tian ï¼ (smiles gently)â¦
Feng Ming ï¼ He is a little bit of nuisance.
Nong Nong ï¼ What about you, do you love him?
Feng Ming ï¼ How can you ask nonsense â¦â¦ Can i not love him?
Nong Nong ï¼ Iâve said all these questions were copiedâ¦
30. What does the other person say that makes you feel like there is no way to refuse?
Rong Tian ï¼ No matter what he said, what should be refused must be refused.
Feng Ming ï¼ No matter what he said, there is no way to refuse.
Nong Nong ï¼It is understandable, after all heâs the Seme, and also the King and has the power⦠the Uke should be obedientâ¦
31. What would you do if you feel like the other person has a change of heart?
Rong Tian ï¼(laughs gently)
Nong Nong ï¼ (shiver) showing laugh, i know that thereâs no good thing when you laughedâ¦
Feng Ming ï¼ (looked blank) He, he ⦠I, uh, ⦠if he liked someone else, I will quit
Rong Tian ï¼ (still laughing gently)â¦
Feng Ming ï¼ Um, that, can I change my answer?
Nong Nong ï¼sure.
Feng Ming ï¼ um, iâll hold on to him and not give him a chance to change of heart.
Rong Tian ï¼ (gently laughs) Feng Ming be good, tonight iâll love you dearly.
Feng Ming ï¼ huu. . . Why do say everything about the bed⦠forget it, i didnât say anything.
32. Can you forgive the other partyâs change of heart?
Rong Tian ï¼â¦â¦
Feng Ming ï¼â¦â¦
Nong Nong ï¼ I know I was wrong. I shouldnât ask. Rong Tian glare at me, Feng Ming also cries. Well I didnât ask. next question.
33. What would you do if the other person was more than an hour late for an appointment?
Rong Tian ï¼ Go find him. He must have been taken away by someone who has ill-intention.
Feng Ming ï¼ Keep waiting, he must have something important, but he will definitely come.
Nong Nong ï¼ (Make a note) Un, the character of the two people is not the same. Rong Tian is very strong, Feng Ming is very dependent ahâ¦
34. Which part of your body do you like the best?
Rong Tian ï¼everything, but, I prefer my eyes.
Feng Ming ï¼everything, except for one placeâ¦
Nong Nong ï¼ I know which place, you donât have to say it⦠Iâm asking daily questions instead of the N+18 night talk show. The part that can be mosaiced will be mosaiced⦠If it canât, just tacit understanding, right?
35. What is the sexy expression of the party?
Rong Tian ï¼ Any expression(is sexy).
Feng Ming ï¼Un, the answer is the same as above.
Nong Nong ï¼ Two nauseating guys⦠How can I write such two nauseating guys?