Chapter 287

She touched Sanwang’s head; this kid’s eyes were really poisonous.

Yu Wuzi couldn’t help crying and hurriedly tried to hide, but unfortunately, she didn’t wear an additional layer of cotton pants at the moment. For the convenience of work, she basically wore a single pair of pants and couldn’t hide the obvious cloth pocket in her trousers. After all, she stole too many peanuts. It was not obvious at first, but when she sat on the ground in frustration just now, it was exposed.

Lin Lan grabbed Sanwang’s neck and whispered, “Don’t look around at where you’re not supposed to.”

Sanwang, “Mother, I didn’t do it on purpose. It’s just that she is as big as my father, so I saw it all at once.”

The place fell into an eerie silence.

Suddenly, there was a burst of loud laughter, “Haha, hahahahaha…”

The women all looked at Lin Lan with an ‘oh, how lucky you are’ glance.

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Lin Lan, “!!!”

You unlucky child, why would you drag your father into this?

She had a kind of helplessness towards her child’s need to publicise his parents’ love story out to the public. On that train of thought, she would really need to have him educated properly.

She took Sanwang aside, “Sanwang, you are not allowed to say such things in the future.”

Sanwang, “Am I not speaking the truth?” He was still a little aggrieved, “But when they’re talking about it all the time, why can’t I?”

There was no entertainment in the countryside. Hence, men often talked dirty when they got together and women gossiped a lot. The children would then gang up together and mimic the same words whenever the adults weren’t looking just for the fun of it.

Sanwang followed them to join in on the fun. Naturally, he heard a few things.

Children didn’t really understand those topics and they only thought that it was interesting to listen to what others say. That way, they could show off and provoke others. If they could cause girls to scream and adults to scold them, they would find the topic to be even more intriguing.

“They can’t say it either and the adults will beat him up if they hear it,” Lin Lan threatened him, “Don’t say it again.”

She also listed a few private parts that were not allowed to be said. If it was said out loud, everyone would laugh at them and they were going to have to teach the kids a lesson as well.

Sanwang pouted, “I got it,” but he just had to murmur a little before calling it quits, “She’s so big that I wonder if she could pee the farthest.”

Little kids liked to stand in a row and race to see who could pee farther.

Lin Lan felt powerless. Should this sort of thing be taught by his father?

After educating Sanwang, when Lin Lan went back, she could still feel the teasing glints, envious gaze, and jealousy-filled eyes all around her.

She was almost going crazy in her heart, wasn’t there a serious issue? Why are they so fixated on that?

On the other hand, Yu Wuzi had to take out another cloth bag which contained five catties of peanuts. It must have been tiring to carry around two bags while working and some of the onlookers truly didn’t have a clue how she was able to do it.

“The disadvantage is that you are old. If you were young, you could have pretended to be pregnant,” Someone sneered at her.

Yu Wuzi stopped her rants of anger by now and was disheartened. She wanted to run away but was caught back.

The Production Leader said angrily, “This is too outrageous. We will call for a meeting for a name-and-shame on this matter. If we don’t make things clear, who knows what sort of wilder ideas will happen in the future.”