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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared {Billie Eilish}
A/N: Aye yo I'm ranked number 2 in lesbian!! Go crazy go stupid ahh all that shit u kno?! I fw y'all! Ily
Billie's POV
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I couldn't keep the grin off my face as I walked slowly next to Dahlia, her little hand holding mine as she waddled down the stairs. My clothes are even bigger on her than they are on me, and I told her that she might wanna wear her own pants rather than mine, but she wouldn't listen to me. She didn't wanna change at all because she thought it was too cold and she was too sleepy. It's 7 am and she's definitely not a morning person. Neither am I, but I can't be grumpy when she's being grumpy. She's too adorable.
"This is ass." She grumbled to herself as we finally made it downstairs.
"At least you look adorable," I grinned. "And I know it sucks that we're up this early, but hey, you're gonna get to have eggs and bacon and all that nasty nonvegan shit you like."
"And you get to have water." She mumbled. I laughed and nodded. "I do get to have water."
We made our way to the big kitchen table and Dahlia slumped in her seat, her eyes fluttering shut every few seconds before popping back open. Everyone seemed to be here, but it wasn't that loud. Everyone was either half asleep or quietly chattering with one another.
I decided to go ahead and fix some plates for me and Dahlia before everyone else started deciding to do the same. I got all her favorite fruit and her favorite breakfast foods and then moved on to making my plate.
"Hey, Billie."
My eyes rolled into the back of my skull as I heard Kai's voice behind me. "Give me two seconds and I'll be out of the way." I told her.
"No, you're fine. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about everything once again. I know you don't wanna be friends, I know you don't want to be near me, but we're on this trip together and we're bound to bump into each other a lot. I don't want it to be awkward when we do. I'm truly sorry for everything I did to Dahlia and for trying to keep you two apart." She mumbled. I turned to look at her, noticing how nervous she looked. She couldn't even look me in the eyes, and I'm pretty sure she's still scared of me because of the whole cutting her face up situation.
"I don't fucking like you, bitch." I started. She winced and began playing with her necklace. "But Dahlia is a fucking sweetheart and she forgives you for all that bullshit. I don't, but I'm not gonna beat your ass or cut you again or whatever if that's what you're worried about. I mean...I will if you wanna get bold again. But you don't have anything to worry about as long as you keep your head up your girlfriend's ass and don't get out of line when you're talking to my girl." I smiled fakely. "You can quit walking around here like you're scared I'm gonna kill you in your sleep, though. If I was gonna kill you I'd do it while you were awake anyway...Is this conversation over yet? Good talk." I turned around to continue fixing my plate once again and I heard her begin to walk off.
"Oh, and Kai!" I called, stopping her.
"Yes, Billie?" She asked quietly.
"You better put a muzzle on your bitch before she gets both of y'all hurt. She keeps catching an attitude with Dahlia, I might just have to do something about it."
"I'll talk to her."
I waved her off and she began walking away again.
Once I finished fixing both our plates, I made my way back over to Dahlia who was fast asleep, leaning back in her chair with her mouth open. I snickered as I stared at her for a few moments before putting our plates down on the table and shaking her shoulder a little. "Wake up sleeping beauty, it's time to eat."
"Mmm." She groaned as she opened her eyes again and looked around. She looked down at her plate and smiled largely. "Mmm!" She hummed before digging in.
"French toast. I feel like I haven't had French toast since I was ten years old." Caden plopped down beside me with three large plates. "They even had fancy hash browns up there. They were cut into little shapes and everything! Look, I got triangles!"
"Those are real nice, Buddy," I smirked. "You're gonna regret eating so much when we go sledding later."
"I'll take my chances." He shrugged before shoveling some food into his mouth.
We all ate in mostly silence, still waking up and too busy stuffing our faces to care about holding a conversation. Around thirty minutes later, everyone was starting to finish and Mr. Doe stood up and clapped his hands.
"Alright guys, when you finish, start getting ready. Hopefully, we can all be ready to go by around 9:15. If you wanna go sledding first you'll be with me. If you wanna go ice skating first you'll be with Josephine."
"W-What? But that means they won't be together for hours." Dahlia whispered. "How are they supposed to fall in love if they're not in the same area?"
"Do you remember what happened the last time you tried to get two people to be together?" I questioned, pointing discreetly at Denver who'd started glaring at Dahlia the moment they made eye contact.
"That was different. Denver's a no good prick and my dad is not."
"Dahlia, what happened to all that positivity bullshit you were preaching about a while ago? We're all getting along right?"
"I can't get along with an asshole who can't appreciate his little sister trying to help him come to terms with his sexuality."
"Angel Dahlia, What you did wasâ"
"Don't say it." She grumbled. She knows she was wrong, but she won't admit it to him or anyone else. I get why she's mad at him, but I get why he's mad at her too.
I held my hands up in defense and she sighed before continuing to talk. "We're all having dinner at that fancy restaurant up the road at 6. I'll just make sure they sit together. Then they'll obviously have to talk. But that's still not enough. They need some alone time."
"I don't know about alone time, but I know we've got that movie night in the den tomorrow night. We'll make sure they sit together then too." Cadence piped up from beside Dahlia.
I shook my head and tsk'd at them.
"Cupid is quaking because of you two."
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"They're naturals." I mumbled, staring in awe at Bea and Dahlia as they skated around the ice quickly. They looked like professional ice skaters to me, but maybe that's just because I can't even stand up straight on the ice without slipping.
They giggled as they took turns twirling each other around and I couldn't help but smile as I watched them. I'm really glad they're friends now.
"I could do better than that if I had the right sized shoe," Caden grumbled as he got on his knees and then tried to stand up. He face planted just a second after he got his feet on the ground. He groaned loudly as he sat up, clutching his nose. "It's justâit's slippery."
"It's ice," Hudson smirked as he skated over to us and held out a hand. I took it, clinging to him as I tried to keep myself from falling just like Caden did. "Come on, It's not that hard. The longer you do it, the more used to it you get." He helped Caden up and we each clung to one of his sides as he skated slowly toward the middle of the ice. I felt my heart pounding in my chest as we got farther and farther away from the edge.
"I bet I can spin faster than you!" I heard Dahlia shout as she began spinning around in circles. She looked fucking majestic. "You wish!" Bea laughed as she began to spin quickly as well.
"Now, if you just move your foot to the left a little, you can push yourself off and pick up a little speedâ" here Hudson was trying to teach us the basics while those two were over there looking like they were practicing for the Olympics.
"Bro, I think I need a chair to hold on to." Caden shook his head. We're pathetic.
I pushed myself away from Hudson, determined to skate on my own, but I quickly scrambled to grab onto him again as Finneas and Claudia skated past me quickly, both laughing as they almost knocked me over. "Sorry!" Claudia shouted as they skated away. I flipped Finneas off as he continued to giggle. Dickhead.
Cora skated up to us and quickly turned on her heel once she was in front of us, placing her hands on her hips. "This is so tragic. I thought you two were cool." She pouted before reaching a hand out for me to take. I grabbed it and she slowly skated backward.
"If I fall I'm going to kick your ass!" I threatened her breathlessly. Her grip on my hand loosened and I gasped. "What was that?" She smirked.
"Nothing."
"I didn't think so. I need your help." She said as she turned to skate beside me. I wrapped my arms around her, and she let out a loud sigh as I almost made her fall. "You're too fucking heavy for me to be basically carrying you!" She complained.
"What the hell do you need help with, brat?"
"The girl I brought, Liza. I think I like her more than Matthew, but I don't know. I don't know how to choose."
"Play eenie meenie miney mo? Make them play Rock Paper Scissors? I don't knowâ"
"I don't need you to help me decide who to choose, Billie." She rolled her eyes. "Liza and I are sharing a room, obviously, and I think she wants to do something tonight. Like...You know...Do something."
"Ew! Why are you telling me this?!" I cringed.
"Because I don't wanna talk to my sister or Cadence about it and I don't want to talk to a guy about it and I don't know any of the girls here that well except for you and google isn't telling me what I need to know!" She whisper shouted. "I just don't wanna scare her away by being really bad at...you know."
"You're just fifteen, kid. Can't you wait until you're twenty or something?" I tried. She glared at me and I sighed. I was not expecting to have to talk about the birds and the bees today, but I guess it's nice that she feels comfortable enough with me to ask me about this stuff. "First thing to know is, you need to trim them fingernails."
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"IT'S YUNG MIAMI, AND I CAME TO RUN MY SACK UP
TIRED ASS HOES ON MY PAGE TRYNA TRACK US
BRAND NEW CHAIN, CITY GIRLS GOIN' PLATINUM
I KEEP A BABY GLOCK, I AIN'T FIGHTIN' WITH NO RANDOM
PERIOD
YOU BITCHES WEAK, IS YOU SERIOUS?
I LET HIM TASTE THE PUSSY, NOW HE ACTIN' ALL DELIRIOUS
DID THE DASH IN THE ROVER LIKE IT'S FAST AND FURIOUS
SHE SEE MY NUMBER IN HIS PHONE, NOW YOU ACTIN' CURIOUS
HE GON' BUY ME GUCCI IF I ASK FOR IT
HE A CLASSY HITTA ROCKIN' TOM FORD
I BET YOUR LIL' SISTER WANNA LOOK LIKE ME
I BET YOUR LIL' BROTHER WANNA FUCK ON ME
HOOD BITCH, GOOD PUSSY, I AIN'T AVERAGE
UM, HE CAN'T COME AROUND WITHOUT THAT CABBAGE
UM, POP A PUSSY BITCH QUICK, LIKE A BUBBLEGUM
I AIN'T NEVER WORRY, I JUST DEAL WITH IT FOR FUN!"
Dahlia, Luna, and Bea were all scream singing to the city girls and despite the fact that I'd been skeptical about Luna riding with us to the restaurant, I've gotta admit, this is funny as hell.
She hasn't tried anything with me, barely even looked in my general direction, and she and Dahlia seem to be getting along just fine. I'm pretty sure they talked a little earlier about what Dahlia had found out about our past relationship, but I'm guessing their talk went well because they're scream singing songs together in my car.
I'm keeping a close eye on Luna. I don't want her acting fake toward Dahlia. If I see her acting suspiciously I'm gonna tell Dahlia ASAP, but right now she seems fine. As long as she doesn't try to talk to me, I'm good. She and Bea seem to be doing good too. They were cuddled up together when we first got in the car. I don't know, maybe my talk with Luna actually worked and she's moving on now. I hope so.
"We need to listen to J. Cole again!" Cora whined. "Or Megan Thee Stallion."
"Definitely Megan!" Ken piped up. Ken is Caden's girl and she's honestly so sweet. She was really shy at first, especially because Dahlia insisted on interrogating her for thirty minutes about how she knew Caden and what she wanted from him, but she's a sweetheart and Dahlia caught on to that pretty quickly, so they're good now.
Ken has light skin, brown eyes, and some adorable freckles. She's got a gorgeous Afro, and she has the straightest teeth I swear I've ever seen in my life.
"Play 'Realer' that's my favorite one." Josephine grinned as she handed Dahlia her phone and then turned to look at the road again. Dahlia laughed as she typed in the name of the song and then it was blaring from my speakers.
We're a little less than fifteen minutes away from the restaurant and I'm so hungry I could eat dirt. We skated for like four hours and then we went sledding for a few hours. Now it's almost six and we're on our way to meet everyone at the restaurant.
Today's been really fun and I'm really happy we did this. Hanging out with everyone has been so fun and it's been forever since I've had a vacation. I'm sure it's been a while for everyone else too.
Spending time with Dahlia has been great and she seems like she's in such a good mood. She's been smiling nonstop all day and, of course, her smile is contagious. I'm happy to see her so happy.
When we pulled up at the restaurant, I was the first one out and Dahlia was second. I grabbed her hand and practically dragged her inside. I feel like my stomach is about to eat itself at this point.
"What are you rushing for? You're probably just gonna order celery or something." She joked. I flicked her forehead and then flipped her off before taking a seat next to Claudia.
Denver ended up sitting right across from Dahlia, and I watched as they both looked down, trying not to make any eye contact. I sighed before clearing my throat.
"Denny, I feel like we haven't talked in forever! What's up with you, dude?" I asked cheerfully. He smiled and shrugged his shoulders. "Not much. I'm still better than you at Pubg, nothing new there."
"I'm still better at Fortnite." I rolled my eyes. "But we'll have to play again soon."
"Yeah..." He drifted off and looked at Dahlia before looking down once again. Julia came to sit next to him and he perked up just a little. Dahlia glared at her and I hit her thigh, grabbing her attention.
"Stop it," I muttered. "Be nice."
"I don't want to be nice," she whined, jutting her lip out. "I want to be a bitch."
I chuckled. "At least Josephine and your dad are sitting together. Look." I pointed at them. They seemed to be caught up in their own little world, laughing loudly at one another's jokes, each of them seemingly blushing. Mr. Doe kept rubbing a hand over his face and Josephine kept pushing her hair behind her ears and looking down as she smiled. They are so crushing on one another. "Old people are so adorable." I teased.
"You know, if they get married, the twins and I will be like...Step-cousins or something. Just putting that out there." Dahlia smirked.
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A/N: Okay so what characters do you wanna see more of? (No promises, I'm just curious)
And what all do you think will happen on this lil trip?