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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared {Billie Eilish}
A/N: I wish you could like Wattpad comments cause I seriously read every single one of them but I don't reply to them all bc I'm awkward lmao. Anyway I'm updating 3x because all these chapters are short fillers but like necessary to the plot.
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Dahlia's POV
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I hated having to leave that building. Last night was absolutely amazing. Just having all that alone time with Billie, just me and her. We had sex, we watched the movie, we spent hours going through the scrapbooks. I told her in detail about the things I'd written and sketched, we walked down memory lane as we looked at the photos of me and her, most of which she'd seen, some of which she hadn't. We laughed at the goofy photos of us and at the photos of her sleeping or doing something weird that she hadn't realized I'd captured. We cried as we looked through my childhood photo album and I told her about my mom and some of the things she did to us. We had sex again, then we talked again, then we looked through the scrapbooks again. We didn't sleep.
It was one of the best nights of my entire life and I hated the fact that it was over. But there'll be plenty more where that came from, I'm sure.
"I can't wait to sleep." Billie laughed tiredly as she helped me grab our stuff from the trunk. "All fucking day." I agreed.
Week 2 day 3 of cabinchella will be full of sleep for me and Bilboa.
"Well, look who it is. The two lovebirds." Finneas poked his head out of the front door and grinned at us as we walked toward him. Billie threw all the stuff she was holding into his hands and then pushed past him, calling him a few names for good measure. I smiled kindly at him and then glared as he ruffled my hair. "How did it go?"
"We eloped and it was amazing." I smirked.
He helped us carry our stuff into our room and dropped everything he was holding onto the floor before flipping Billie off and waving at me and then leaving. I laughed as she screamed curses at him and then closed our door.
"You two are ridiculous." I chuckled. I plopped down on our bed and patted the spot next to me. She yanked her shoes off and then did the same.
"Thanks again for the date, Dahlia."
"Any time, Billie bob."
"I think I prefer Bilboa."
"I'll call you whatever I want, Bill Nye with the ocean eyes."
"Dahliaâ"
"Billie boo boo, Bil daddy, Lil Bill from down the hill, my little Bil pickle, Bil bunnyâ"
"Go the hell to sleep." She laughed.
"Okay, Billie bear."
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So, our peaceful day of sleeping did not actually happen. We managed to snooze for a few hours and then...
"Who the fuck is knocking on our door like they're the police?" Billie grumbled as she threw the covers off of her and stormed over to the door. She swung it open and was probably about to start yelling, but the twins beat her to it.
I couldn't tell what the hell they were saying because they were both yelling at the same time.
"Yo, chill out! One at a time!" Billie yelled over them. They both got quiet for a moment before Cadence started yelling again.
"Y'all need to come to Denver's room right now! Julia walked in on him and Hudson doing it and she's absolutely pissed! She started throwing shit at them and then Jaylen and Kai ran in and Jaylen tried to get Julia to calm down, but then Julia turned around and punched her and now they're fighting!"
She grabbed Billie's wrist when she was done and yanked her out of the room and I scrambled off the bed and ran after them.
We ran into Denver's room and I gasped as I saw the scene in front of me. Denver, thank goodness, had on his underwear but that was all and Hudson apparently hadn't been lucky enough to get his on because he was trying desperately to keep the pillow he'd grabbed in front of himself. Julia and Jaylen were fighting, although if I'm gonna be honest, it didn't look like much of a fight. They were really just rolling around on the floor, pinching each other and pulling each other's hair. Julia was screaming at the top of her lungs, not at Jaylen but at Hudson.
Denver was trying to pull Julia and Jaylen apart while also screaming for Hudson to shut the fuck up because he was yelling right back at Julia. Kai was in the corner crying for whatever reason.
Caden shut and locked the door behind him when he walked in and I think that was a good idea. We don't need anyone else knowing about what's going on in here.
"He doesn't fucking love you, Julia, just give it up already! You were just a cover up so he wouldn't have to tell people he likes dick!" Hudson yelled.
"I don't know what you thought was going on between you and my boyfriend, but you're insane if you think he wants you more than he wants me!" She screamed at him as she slapped Jaylen's forehead. I nearly snorted.
"Guys, okay, this isn't going to help a single thing. I think we should all just calm down and think about how to maturely handleâ"
"I think you should shut the fuck up and mind your fucking business you goody two shoes!" Jaylen screamed at me. I sighed and crossed my arms over my chest, looking toward the ceiling.
"Oh god." I heard Kai whisper.
"I told you, Kai," Billie yelled as she stormed over to Kai. Kai shrunk into herself as she tried to push herself further against the wall. "You get that bitch to stop talking to my girl like that before I have to beat both of your asses up and down these hallways!"
"Billie, knock it the fuck off! We've got enough going on and Kai can't help what Jaylen says!" I quickly pushed Billie away from Kai and helped Kai stand up, rubbing her shoulder as I noticed how frightened she looked.
"You're dumber than you look if you think he wants you at all after what you just walked in on us doing! Has he ever screamed your name like that?! I don't fucking think so!" Hudson screamed. Julia managed to push Jaylen away from her and stood up, running toward Hudson. Denver quickly caught her and stood between them, nearly begging her to stop as she squirmed around in his arms.
"How could you fucking cheat on me with this piece of shit, Denver?! We were supposed to be together forever!"
"Forever? Bitch, you're funny!" Hudson cackled.
"Shut the fuck up, Hudson!" Denver spat. "Julia, you need to calm the fuck down, okay? I know this is a lot to take in and I didn't want you to find out this wayâ"
"You didn't want her to find out at all! You didn't want anyone to find out! This is so fucking stupid, I'm so fucking stupid. Why did I ever believe you when you said you'd break up with her and just be with me? I'm never gonna be good enough for you. I don't have fucking tits, so you don't wanna be seen with me, do you?" Hudson rolled his eyes.
"Guys, please, why don't we all just chill. You guys need to put some clothes on and thenâ"
"Stay out of this, bitch!" Julia screamed, cutting Cadence off. Cadence raised her brows and stepped closer to her. "Bitch, what the fuckâ"
"What are people going to think when they find out you cheated on me with some guy, Denver?!" Julia slapped his arms as she tried to get him to let her go. "This is so fucking embarrassing! I can't believe you just used me like that!"
Well, now I almost felt bad for her. I'd always hated Julia, but being cheated on is no good feeling and neither is being used. I don't think anyone deserves that.
"Julia, I'm so sorry about all of this, I really am. I'm really sorry to both of you and I know this whole situation sucks for everyone, but we can talk this out. Just sit down and we can all talk to each other civilly and figure this out." Denver pleaded.
Julia stopped squirming and he put her down after a moment. She turned to face him, glaring as she crossed her arms over her chest. Hudson sat down on the bed and hung his head down.
It was silent for a few minutes as everyone tried to calm themselves down, and then Caden spoke.
"Okay, so now that everyone's cool...Let's talk?"
Cadence rolled her eyes and shoved him toward the door. We all started to leave after him, and I sent Denver an apologetic look before walking out.
"Yikes." Billie muttered as we began to walk downstairs. I don't think either of us could fall asleep after having to witness that.
"Yeah. I'm glad I don't have to be a part of that conversation." I sighed. "I hope he's gonna be okay."
"He will be." She smiled.
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A/N: this is such a short, boring chapter. I'm sorry ð I have the biggest cold and it literally came out of nowhere. I wish I could beat my own ass honestly. On the bright side, short chapters mean more updates ð¤·ð½ââï¸