Vol. 1 Ch. 121
Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
It was past eleven oâclock on Tuesday night, less than an hour before Rosvithaâs 218th birthday came to an end. However, the birthday star had yet to return.
Leon had initially planned to bring Muen along, wanting to surprise the mother and daughter and make up for last year when Muen had missed seeing her father wake up on Rosvithaâs birthday.
But it was already so late, and Muen had long since fallen asleep. Noia had returned to St. Hys Academy yesterday morning.
Tomorrow, when Muen woke up, he could happily tell her, âGuess what, sweetheart? Dad managed to catch Momâs birthday this year!â
Muen would surely be delighted. But the question remained: what about tonight?
The reason Leon had agreed to organize Rosvithaâs birthday party in the first place was largely due to her mentioning their daughters.
But now, with the daughters busy with school and sleep, it seemed as if he had organized this birthday surprise specifically for Rosvitha.
Leon sat on the sofa in Rosvithaâs room, sniffing, âCrafty Mother Dragon, next year I wonât bother with your birthday!â
For now, he would just make do. Yes, just make doâ¦
Meanwhile, Rosvitha was walking to her room, carrying several gift boxes.
Although dragons only celebrated their birthdays every ten years as adults, inviting friends and family to attend a banquet, it didnât mean they wouldnât receive small gifts on the actual day.
The gift boxes she held contained presents from her sister Isabella, from the head maid Anna, and from a few female classmates she had gotten along well with during her earlier years in school.
She had stayed a little longer at work tonight to handle some matters, which was why she was returning so late.
She had wanted to go check on her daughter, but usually by this time Muen would have been asleep, so Rosvitha decided against it.
Besides⦠she hadnât seen Leon all day except at the dinner table. Maybe he was hiding because he hadnât organized the birthday well?
Rosvitha shook her head, deciding not to speculate. It seemed like tonight would just end like this, without anything special.
She returned to her room, about to open the door, only to find it slightly ajar. Through the crack, she could see that the room was dark.
Rosvitha, with her hands full of gift boxes, blinked, pondered for a moment, then gently pushed the door open with her shoulder. âLeon, are you in my roomââ
Boom!
As soon as she stepped into the room, the lights suddenly came on, followed by a muffled sound. Several streamers gently fell onto Rosvithaâs silver hair.
Rosvitha was slightly startled by the sudden sound, and before she could react, her eyes were covered from behind. It was Leon. She was very familiar with the feeling of his touch.
And in the entire Silver Dragon Temple, besides him, no one dared to barge into her room and blindfold her.
Damn it, where was the power a captive should have? Oh well, captives werenât supposed to celebrate their own birthdays anyway. Thinking about this, Rosvitha felt a little relieved.
âHappy birthday, Mother Dragon,â came the familiar voice from behind.
Rosvitha didnât struggle, just stood quietly in place, holding the gifts.
Huh, the scoundrel. He had actually managed to surprise her without her noticing?
After a brief moment of joy, Rosvitha teased, âWouldnât it be better if you replaced âMother Dragonâ with my name?â
âNext time, I promise.â
Rosvitha chuckled, âSo, is it a human custom to blindfold someone and wish them a happy birthday?â
Leon thought for a moment. âNot entirely. Now, slowly walk towards the living room. Thereâs another surprise waiting for you.â
Rosvitha shrugged and began to move slowly, with Leon standing behind her, gently guiding her and watching her steps. âRaise your feet a bit higher. Thereâs a step at the entrance.â
âOkay.â
Side by side, the couple slowly entered the living room. Rosvitha sniffed the air and detected the scent of burning candles. She was puzzled. Did they also light candles for birthdays? Was this another human custom?
But just as she was about to ask, she caught a faint scent mixed inâ¦
âCreamy scent?!â
Cream.
Damn it.
The moment Rosvitha thought of cream, her entire dragon self felt uneasy.
The scene of being pelted by cream puffs at the school sports day was vivid in her mind, causing her to want to run at the mere scent of cream.
âI know what youâre thinking, but itâs not what you think,â Leon reassured her, still covering her eyes. âAre you ready? Iâm going to let go now.â
âOkay,â she replied, preparing herself to smear cream puffs on Leonâs face if that was what awaited her when she opened her eyes.
The next moment, Leon slowly removed his hands from her eyes. After Rosvitha adjusted to the light in the room, she looked down and saw a huge cake in the living room!
The cake was at least as big as a coffee table, explaining the strong smell of cream. There were also small pieces of fruit on the cake, mostly oranges with strawberries and mangoes as decoration.
In addition, on the top layer of the cake, there was a line of words written in jam: âHappy Birthday, Rosvitha.â
Rosvitha looked at the âspectacleâ in front of her and couldnât help but marvel slightly. She had seen many cakes and received many birthday wishes before.
But to combine the two and make the cake so exaggerated in size, she had never seen anything like it before. Rosvitha set aside the gifts she was holding and asked, âDo humans always eat cake on birthdays?â
âYeah, itâs a kind of tradition,â Leon replied.
Rosvitha nodded thoughtfully. âAre they all this big?â
âNo, not all of them. This is what I meant earlier when I said that although birthdays follow a certain pattern, the details can vary.â
âI only see a cake bigger than my coffee table. What details are you talking about?â
âThe candles. Count them. There are exactly two hundred and eighteen candles, matching your age.â
There were indeed quite a few candles, but Rosvitha didnât bother to count them. It was no wonder Leon had gone for such a big cake; there was simply no room for over two hundred candles on a smaller cake.
She approached the oversized cake, the light from the candles reflecting in her silver eyes.
Although she didnât quite understand why humans had such customs for birthdays, the novelty of it all left Rosvitha quite satisfied. She was impressed by Leonâs ability to prepare such a large cake in just a few days and keep it all a secret.@@novelbin@@
Was he truly the greatest dragon slayer, capable of hiding his whereabouts so effectively? Even Rosvitha had thought he was trying to deceive her.
Rosvitha extended her delicate fingers and lightly scraped some cream from the cake, then tasted it. It was very sweet, yet not at all overwhelming.
It was a thousand times better than cream puffs. The sweetness lifted her spirits, and she smiled. Turning around, she complimented Leon, âYou did a good job. Human birthdays⦠are quite interesting.â
âItâs not over yet,â Leon said.
Rosvithaâs eyes lit up. âIs there something else?â
Unexpectedly, she found herself looking forward to what else humans might come up with.
Seeing Leonâs sly smile, Rosvitha walked over to the cake with him. He pointed to the candles on the cake and said, âBlow out the candles and make a wish.â
âHuh? Why do I have to blow out the candles to make a wish? And⦠does making a wish on your birthday really make it come true?â
âItâs not guaranteed to come true, but itâs for good luck. And blowing out the candles is a must, otherwise the cake canât be moved.â
Rosvitha looked at the two hundred and eighteen candles and couldnât help swallowing nervously. âDo I really have to blow them all out? Canât I skip it?â
âNo, you said you wanted to strictly follow human customs.â
Leonâs smile became more mischievous. âYour Majesty, please blow.â
Rosvitha squinted at him, any trace of joy or gratitude that had just arisen within her quickly dissipating. *Dog of a man, I knew you wouldnât honestly celebrate my birthday.*
Fine, she would blow. But if he wanted to play games, he shouldnât expect an easy time either.
Grabbing Leonâs arm, Rosvitha and her husband leaned down together in front of the candles on the cake. âLetâs blow them out together.â
âWhy do I have to blow out the candles with you on your birthday?â Leonâs heart skipped a beat, trying to resist.
âBlowing out candles with the queen should be an honor for a captive like you, shouldnât it?â
ââ¦â
âHurry up.â
Rosvitha tugged at his sleeve, showing a kind of determination that she wouldnât let go until he blew.
Fine, dug a hole for himself and jumped in.
The couple exchanged glances, then took a deep breath simultaneously, filling their lungs to the brim, and then blew towards the 218 candles in front of them.
âHuffâHuffâCough, cough!â
One candle after another extinguished, until both of these hapless spouses were out of breath, only then were all the candles finally extinguished.
They leaned on each otherâs shoulders, breathing in the fresh air.
After a slight relief, Rosvitha glared at him. âHumans are really boring! How could such a custom exist!â
âCome on, under normal circumstances, there are usually just a dozen or two candles, maybe twenty-something. Whoâs like your dragon race, with hundreds of candles every time.â
Rosvitha scoffed, straightening up. âAnd then? Make a wish over the cake?â
âYeah.â
âCan you wish for anything?â
Leon nodded. âYes. But itâs just for good luck, thereâs no scientific basis, so donât blame me even if it doesnât come true.â
âOh⦠Can I say my wish out loud?â
âUp to you.â
Rosvitha turned to look at the cake, then closed her eyes and clasped her hands together. âI wishââ
Leon also listened intently, curious about what this mother dragon could wish for.
âThat my captive never escapes.â
Leon rolled his eyes, his native language turning into speechlessness.
âMother Dragon, wishes donât work like that!â
âYou mind your own business. Itâs my birthday, and Iâll wish for whatever I want.â
Leon waved his hand, not willing to argue with her. He picked up the large cake knife nearby. âWe can eat the cake now. Which piece do you want?â
Rosvitha rubbed her chin, her gaze wandering back and forth on the large cake, finally settling on the words âHappy Birthday.â âThis one.â
Leon cut that piece and handed it to Rosvitha. Then he cut out the part of âRosvithaâ from the left side of âHappy Birthdayâ and placed it in front of himself.
Rosvitha frowned. âWhat are you doing?â
âEating Rosvitha,â Leon replied calmly.
âYouâ¦!â
He took a bite, the jam inside tart and sweet.
After finishing, he couldnât help but comment, âRosvitha tastes really good!â
Rosvitha gritted her teeth inwardly. She swore that when Leonâs birthday came, she would definitely cut out âLeon â and smear it fiercely on his face, making him eat his share!
The cake-eating session was also over.
Rosvitha placed her hands on her waist, counting off, âBlowing out candles, making a wish, cutting the cake and eating the cake, all done. Hmmâ¦â
Leon tilted his head. âWhatâs wrong? Not satisfied?â
Earlier, Rosvitha had said that if she wasnât satisfied, Leon would have to come up with something else for her.
Rosvitha thought for a moment, then nodded. âNot entirely satisfied.â
It was already quite fun, but Rosvitha wanted to tease Leon a bit more, to see if he had any other tricks up his sleeve.
âWhatâs wrong?â Leon asked.
Rosvitha looked around, her gaze finally landing on the pile of small gifts she had just retrieved, and she asked, âWhat about my birthday present?â
âWhen dragons celebrate birthdays, there are no cakes, no wishes, but there is the tradition of giving gifts, right?â Leon couldnât resist teasing.
Rosvitha snorted lightly. âForget it if thereâs none. This birthday barely qualifies as your job done.â
Barely qualifies?
Sorry, thereâs no such thing as âbarely qualifiesâ in Leon Casmodeâs life dictionary!
He gestured toward the balcony with a lift of his chin. âFollow me.â
âWhat for?â Rosvitha asked.
âTo see the gift Iâve given you,â Leon replied.
With that, Leon walked toward the balcony, and Rosvitha followed behind him.
The couple stood side by side, gazing up at the deep night sky.
âWhereâs the gift?â Rosvitha asked.
Instead of answering, Leon slowly raised his right hand, preparing to snap his fingers.
âWhat does this mean?â Rosvitha asked, confused.
Snapâ
A blue light shot up from the distant woods, piercing the sky.
Rosvitha looked in the direction of the light. âIs that⦠lightning?â
The dazzling blue light reflected in the eyes of the Silver Dragon Queen. Under her gaze, the light gradually converged, separated, and recombined.
Eventually, it formed into a short sentence in the form of lightning in the night sky:
âRosvitha, happy birthday.â
On her 218th birthday, just a minute before it ended, Leon Casmode had written this blessing for her in the sky. Unique, fleeting.
It turned out that when he stood on her balcony a few days ago, he was choosing the right angle⦠This guy⦠He did put some thought into it.
However, lightning couldnât exist for a long time, not even with magic. So, this âhappy birthdayâ composed of lightning lasted for less than five seconds, disappearing into the vast night sky.
But that was enough.
âOnly things that are fleetingââ Rosvitha murmured softly.
Leon finished the sentence for her, ââhave a meaning worth cherishing.â
She turned her head. âDid Anna tell you?â
âAnna told me. From your reaction, I knew you were satisfied,â Leon said.
Rosvitha didnât argue further. She nodded. âYes, very satisfied. I didnât expect you to be so good at organizing birthdays.â
âOf course,â Leon said proudly.
âOh? How so?â
Leon puffed out his chest proudly. âIâve always been the one to organize my familyâs birthdays. Iâm quite skilled at it.â
If it werenât for the face-saving lightning blessing just now, Rosvitha would have already kicked him off the balcony.