Vol. 2 Ch. 1
Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
*Aurora*
Leon found some clean clothes, and after breakfast, they each took a shower one after the other.
They didn't bathe together because they wanted to avoid strenuous activity after eatingâbad for digestion, after all.
After washing off the exhaustion from the last five days, the couple finally lay comfortably on the bed.
Their plan was to take a nap to recharge.
However, fatigue and drowsiness are two different things. Though their bodies were tired, they weren't feeling the least bit sleepy.
Perhaps it was because of their recent "short separation," but neither wanted to spend the first few hours of their reunion sleeping.
On the bed, the couple's posture was surprisingly synchronized.
They leaned against the headboard, hands resting on their stomachs, with one large and one small stuffed bear placed between them.
Rosvisser's bare feet dangled as she stared at her own delicate toes, occasionally curling them, almost as if to pass the time.
Or maybe she was waiting for Leon to start a conversation.
Minutes ticked by, and Rosvisser glanced at the clock on the wallâit was already 9 a.m.
If no one spoke soon, the whole morning would slip away.
She looked at the dragon slayer beside her, who was also staring at feetâexcept not his own, but hers.
Alright then, expecting him to initiate conversation was clearly hopeless.
Rosvisser stretched her leg out and gently tapped Leon's with her cold foot.
"What are you doing?" Leon asked lazily, though his eyes never left her feet.
"Foot fetishist."
"...Iâm not."
"Then why have you been staring at my feet?"
"What else am I supposed to look at?" Leon shrugged helplessly.
Fair enough.
Rosvisserâs room was minimalist to the extreme, devoid of any superfluous decor.
Leon was exhausted but unable to sleep. Instead of staring at the dull, monotonous room, admiring his fake wife's feet seemed a better way to pass the time.
Is that a foot fetish?
No, itâs called spending time wisely.
Rosvisser snorted lightly and lifted her leg, placing it over Leon's.
Her soft calf wasnât as cold and felt smooth and pleasant against his skin.
But Leon wasnât falling for it.
He simply moved his leg outâthen placed it over hers.
Rosvisser raised an eyebrow, giving Leon a side-eye before turning over and draping her other leg over his in a pincer-like move.
Oh, getting serious now?
Naturally, General Leon was ready to match her move for move.
He turned over as well, facing her, and stacked his other leg on top of hers.
Now their noses were almost touching, their breaths mingling, and their chests pressed together while their four legs were entwined like a pretzel.
Leon smiled smugly. âI win. My legâs on top.â
Rosvisser scoffed. âDonât get ahead of yourself. Who said itâs just about legs?â
Leon blinked. Surely she didnât have another trick up her sleeve?
Before he could react, her silver tail whipped up behind her and smacked down hard on his uppermost leg.
Leon winced in pain, while Rosvisser burst into laughter, shaking with amusement.
She cupped Leon's face with her hands, pretending to look at him lovingly. âSee, hubby? Isnât it handy to have a tail? How about I give you one too?â
Leon shook his leg free from the tangle and rolled over onto his back. âNo need.â
âFine, suit yourself.â
Rosvisser turned back as well, cradling her tail, happily flicking its tip with her fingers.
After a moment, Rosvisser asked, âSo, when you escaped from the Empire, it was to come back to me, right?â
âIâm lying in your bed right now. Isnât that obvious?â
âI donât want your rhetorical answers. I want you to say it directly.â Rosvisser sat up straight and looked at him. âDid you go through all that trouble escaping just to come back to me?â
Leon thought for a moment and then firmly replied, âNo.â
The queen frowned. âThen what for?â
âFor my daughters.â
The next second, a large stuffed bear was slammed down onto Leonâs face.
âOne of these days, Iâm going to turn your mouth into the toughest armor in the world!â
âAnd Iâll forge the weapon to match it with your mouth!â
The two of them started playfully wrestling on the bed.
After a while, Leon removed the bear from his face and said, âActually, your earlier guess was correct. The Empire is indeed working with Constantine.â
Upon hearing this, Rosvisser wasnât particularly surprised. She sat next to him, hugging a stuffed bear, and said softly, âSo that crazed dragon really did cooperate with humans, huhâ¦â
Leon nodded. âYeah, and the reason he attacked your Silver Dragon Sanctuary was actually to get rid of me. The Empire knows I survived that assassination attempt three years ago, and if I returned, I might discover their secrets, so they want me dead.â
âAnd⦠why would they form this partnership? How long has it been going on?â
âThat, Iâm not sure about. My master says we need to uncover the Empireâs conspiracy, but we canât all stay in the Empire. I need to return to the dragon tribe. This way, not only will I be safe, but I can also start uncovering the truth.â
Leon continued, âMy master will investigate inside the Empire while I gather intelligence from the dragon side. Every three months, weâll exchange information at the cave heâs using as a hideout.â
As Leon outlined his and his masterâs plan, Rosvisser raised an eyebrow. âThis exchange plan and location⦠I take it you didnât come up with this yourself?â
Leon grinned. âWeâre familyâno need to divide things into yours and mine.â
A blush spread across Rosvisserâs face, and she lightly smacked Leonâs chest with the stuffed bear. âShameless. Whoâs family with you?â
After a brief pause, Rosvisserâs face quickly cooled as if realizing something, her expression turning indifferent.
âOh, I see. So if it werenât for uncovering the Empire and Constantineâs conspiracy, you wouldnât have come back, right? Is that what youâre saying?â
Leon blinked in confusion, thinking, *Hasnât the nine-month pregnancy phase passed already? Why is she still splitting hairs with me over words like this?*
He glanced at Rosvisser, whose beautiful silver eyes were filled with melancholy.
Leonâs heart stirred. He tentatively asked, âQueen, could it be⦠you actually missed me?â
If Leon had to fill out a resume and list his top three skills, they would probably be:
1. Dragon-slaying.
2. Stubbornness.
3. Asking obvious questions.
But, as they say, you canât share a bed without some common ground.
When it came to stubbornness, Rosvisser was just as bad.
âHmph, me miss you? Itâs just the daughters who missed you. No matter what excuse I came up with, theyâd eventually see through it. Thatâs the only reason I wanted you back. And now you have the nerve to suggest I missed you? Ridiculous.â
Leonâs mouth nearly twisted upward to the heavens. âFine, fine. Itâs all for the daughters.â
After bickering a bit more, Leon noticed that her melancholic look hadnât fully faded. Realizing he should give a more serious answer to her earlier question, he said:
âIf everything was settled after I dealt with the traitor, I think⦠I still would have come back.â
After a pause, Leon quickly added, âAh, but donât misunderstand me. Just because I said Iâd come back doesnât mean Iâd stay forever. Iâd still need to visit the Empire sometimes to see my master and his wife⦠and my donkey. But⦠as long as it doesnât make the daughters suspicious, right?â
He sounded like an awkward teenager in love, trying hard to explain his actions but not wanting to reveal the deep emotions burning within him.
Because that wouldnât be âcool.â
Rosvisser gazed at Leon, watching him struggle to express himself while maintaining his pride.@@novelbin@@
*Sigh,* she thought, *youâre still so young. Iâll let this one slide.*
âOh, I get it,â she responded calmly.
âGet⦠what?â
There it was againâthe dreaded âI get it.â
Leon couldnât help but think, *Please donât âgetâ it wrong!*
Rosvisser chuckled lightly and leaned in closer, supporting herself with her hands as she brought her face near Leonâs, looking into his dark eyes. She spoke softly,
âTo put it simply⦠you just canât let go of me, can you?â
The dragon slayerâs heart skipped a beat, and he quickly grabbed the nearby stuffed bear, placing it between them.
âRidiculous! Me not being able to let go of you is even more absurd than you not being able to let go of me!â
âOh really? Well, you better hold it together. Donât go accidentally opening your heart to me or sharing your feelings⦠or, you know, confessing to me. Because if you do, Iâllââ
âYouâll?â
âReject you, of course~. Imagine how heartbroken youâd be, crying after I turn you down~.â
Leon narrowed his eyes. âJust wait, Queen. Even if the world ends, even if everything is destroyed, youâll never hear me open up to you, let alone confess.â
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TL NOTE: Please don't skimp on the stars for the translation - I'd really like to see how far Leon goes and how far we can increase the number of chapters. Thanks~!
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