Vol. 2 Ch. 10
Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
The next morning, Leon slept in until around 9 o'clock.
He had woken up briefly earlier when Rosvisser ordered breakfast for him from the hotel front desk.
But ever since returning from the Empire, he had been a bit lazy, deciding to go back to sleep and have a second nap before eating.
Rosvisser hadnât forced him to get up either. She simply placed the breakfast by the bed and left.
It seemed like Noa had called her away, asking her to teach her how to swim.
Leon didnât catch the details, still half-asleep as he dozed off again.
Around 9 oâclock, Leon was startled awake by a knock on the door.
He opened his eyes, shook his head, pulled back the blanket, dressed himself, and got out of bed to open the door.
Outside was Moon.
"Whatâs wrong, Muâ"
"Dad, dad, hurry, hurry!" The little dragon girl was anxiously hopping from foot to foot, her tail whipping about frantically as if it were sharing in her worry.
Leonâs expression immediately grew serious. He crouched down and hugged his daughterâs shoulders, soothing her, "Donât rush, Moon. Take your time, whatâs wrong?"
"Mom, mom, sheâ"
The moment he heard it was about Rosvisser, Leon's brow furrowed even more deeply. He had just told Moon not to rush, but he hadnât even realized that his own tone was becoming more hurried.
"What happened to mom?"
"She was teaching big sis how to swim, but she accidentally drowned and passed out!"
*Dragons⦠can drown?*
There was no time to think about it. Leon immediately scooped up Moon and sprinted towards the stairs, rushing down to the lobby.
Meanwhile, by the seaside, Rosvisser was lying flat under a large sun umbrella, with Noa sitting obediently beside her.
Her eyes were closed, her long silver lashes casting shadows on her cheeks, and her pupils moved restlessly beneath her eyelids.
Finally, Rosvisser couldnât help but open her eyes and glance at her daughter.
"Noa, how long do I have to lie here?"
Noa hesitated, looking over her shoulder. Seeing that neither Moon nor dad had arrived yet, she turned back and hummed, "Uh⦠just a little longer. My summer homework is almost done, but I still need to finish this seaside rescue practice essay. Everything needs to happen in the right order."
*Seaside rescue practice essay.*
To be honest, when Rosvisser first heard about this assignment that morning, she thought Noa had made it up.
But upon further thought, her well-behaved daughter had no reason to lie about something like this, so Rosvisser hadnât questioned it and simply went along with her daughterâs plan.
In this "rescue practice" essay, Rosvisser was playing the role of the "drowning damsel" who needed to wait for the "skilled lifeguard" to come and save herâ¦
It didnât take a genius to figure out who the lifeguard was supposed to be.
But she wasnât even sure if that dog-man was awake yet. If he delayed and messed up her precious daughterâs assignment, *heâll have to answer to me!*
After waiting a while longer, Noa heard hurried footsteps approaching from behind.
She turned to see her dad and Moon rushing over.
"Mom, mom, close your eyes quickly! The lifeguard is here! Remember to do exactly what I taught you. No matter what happens, donât open your eyes until I give you the signal."
"No matter what happens, donât open my eyes..."
Rosvisser mulled over that phrase.
*Isnât it a bit too bold to ask a dragon not to open her eyes in front of a dragon-slayer?*
*Oh well, itâs all for the sake of my daughter.*
Besides, she thought, *Cosmod wouldnât dare take advantage of this situation with me, the queen.*
With that thought in mind, Rosvisser slowly closed her eyes.
The footsteps stopped beside her.
"How did mom drown?" Leon asked while unzipping Rosvisserâs jacket, ensuring it wouldnât hinder her breathing.
"Iâm not sure⦠We were just swimming, and then suddenly mom started shouting for help. I dragged her here, but she hasnât woken up," Noa explained.
"Alright, I understand. Donât worry, your momâs going to be okay."
"Mhm..." Noa replied, sneaking a glance at Moon.
The little dragon girl gave her sister a secret thumbs-up;
The "study queen" dragon nodded ever so slightly, signaling that the plan was proceeding smoothly.
Leon checked Rosvisserâs nose and mouth to ensure there were no obstructions, then placed both hands over her abdomen, pressing gently.
This was to expel any water that a drowning person might have swallowed, a technique heâd learned back at the dragon-slaying academy.
He never thought heâd actually need to use itâafter all, it would be a colossal joke if a professional dragon-slayer drowned.
But now he was facing an even bigger jokeâ
*Since when can dragons with wings drown?!*
*Oh, mother dragon, how embarrassing!*
However, after a few presses, Leon realized that no water was coming out of Rosvisserâs mouth.
He scratched his head, puzzled. "Thatâs⦠thatâs odd⦠shouldnât there be water after she drownedâ¦?"
Before he could think too much about it, Noa leaned over and whispered in his ear, "Dad, I heard in cases like this, you might need to perform mouth-to-mouthâ¦"
"Huh? M-mouth-to-mouth? But isnât that only necessary if the person has stopped breathingâ¦?"
Thatâs how the dragon-slaying academy had taught him, anyway.
Noaâs eyes darted quickly, and she pointed at her mom, "But mom isnât breathing! Right? Look, dad!"
At this moment, the "drowning damsel" on the ground had no choice but to play along and silently hold her breath.
*Everyone can see that this queen is only holding her breath to help my daughter with her assignment.*
*I have no idea what mouth-to-mouth involves~*
Leon reached out and checked Rosvisserâs breathing.
It had indeed stopped.
"Oh no, mother dragon, donât scare me!"
Someone panicked.
Someone leaned down.
Someone gently pried open the beautyâs lips.
And someone kissed her!
"Moonâs going to get a newâmmmph!"
Noa quickly clamped her hand over Moonâs mouth before she could finish shouting in excitement.
Thankfully, dad was too busy giving mom mouth-to-mouth to notice Moonâs outburst.
The two little dragon girls stood quietly to the side, watching as their parents continued to "kiss."
Noa was already considering names for their fourth sister.
Should she be called *Blazer* or *Möbius*?
Meanwhile, Rosvisser was still "unconscious."
She kept her eyes closed, feeling Leonâs urgency and worry, his warm lips touching hers, pulling back, and then returning.
She had thought this would just be for showâeven if it was mouth-to-mouth, it was just an opportunity to tease the dog-man a little.@@novelbin@@
But unexpectedly, it seemed like he was really worried about her.
*Didnât Moon tell him this was all just an act for a homework assignment?*
If she hadnât, that would mean Leonâs current display of anxiety was genuine...
*Hmm~ Even though that mouth can be annoyingly stubborn most of the time, itâs pretty soft when doing mouth-to-mouth.*
Moon poked Noa gently and whispered, "Sis, is it enough? If they kiss too much, wonât they end up having too many babies? I only want one more."
Noa nodded, cleared her throat twice, and gave the signal:
"Momâs fingers moved!"
Leon sighed in relief.
A moment later, Rosvisser coughed twice and slowly opened her eyes.
*Hmm, what do I do now?*
*Oh, right, the lines.*
"I... I... What happened? What just happened? Who saved me?" she asked, delivering her lines with absolutely no emotion.
"Dad saved you!" Moon proudly declared, shaking her dadâs wrist.
"Oh, oh! Thank you, brave lifeguard!"
Leon blushed. The mouth-to-mouth had left his brain feeling a bit oxygen-deprived.
But he could still think clearly enough.
He looked at the completely fine mother dragon, then at his two daughters, who seemed suspiciously pleased with themselvesâ
*Wait a minute...*
*Did I just... get tricked?*
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TL NOTE: Please don't skimp on the stars for the translation - I'd really like to see how far Leon goes and how far we can increase the number of chapters. Thanks~!
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