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Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
Leon took the wallet back from Will.
Looking up at him, Leon noticed that the previously smug thief no longer had his bravado. His lips were pale, sweat trickled down his face, and even though his pants were loose, anyone could see that his legs were trembling slightly.
It made sense, after allâa skilled thief eager to join the Lionheart Society would never expect to one day pickpocket the leader himself.
Leon sized him up, noting how young he looked, and asked, âHow old are you?â
âE-eighteenâ¦â Will stammered.
âTell the truth,â Nacho interrupted sternly from the side.
Will quickly corrected himself, âSeventeen! My birthdayâs in two months, and then Iâll be eighteen!â
âOh, then shouldnât you be in school? Whyâd you drop out to become a thief?â
âBrother, let me clarify: my profession isnât *thief*.â Will replied with a straight face.
Leon raised an eyebrow, glancing down at his recently recovered wallet. âSo if youâre not a thiefâ¦what are you?â
âA noble bandit!âââOw!â Will yelped as Nacho smacked him on the back of his head.
âYou read a couple of books and suddenly youâre a noble bandit? Nice try.â
Will scratched his nose, giving an embarrassed smile. âAlright, alright, fine. My dad got me a decent job recently, so âbanditâ is just⦠okay, okay, fine, itâs a *part-time* gig.â
Nacho scoffed and pretended to kick him, though Will skillfully dodged.
Leon chuckled, amused. Heâd never heard of anyone who moonlighted as a thief. People like that usually only existed in strange comic books: a struggling office worker by day who transforms into a masked hero or a vengeful villain at night.
But a part-time thief? Now that was rare.@@novelbin@@