Vol. 1 Ch. 80
Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
After the relay race came some routine competition events, such as high jump, long jump, javelin throw, and the like.
As usual, the family of three worked together, and the final total score was added up to determine the rankings.
Each race in the dragon community had its own strengths. However, in events that didnât involve speed, the Silver Dragon clan didnât have much of an advantage.
Rosvitha and Noia were a bit worried that the advantage gained from winning the relay race might be wasted in the upcoming events.
But as it turned out, with Leon around, their worries were unfounded.
It could only be said that Leon was so ridiculously strong that he wasnât even counted in the rankings. He was like an invincible hexagonal warrior.
If you looked at him individually, whether in terms of strength or speed, Leon would definitely be outmatched by certain dragon clans.
But when it came to overall ability, Leonâs advantage shone through. And this was the Dragon Clan Sports Festival!
Rosvitha only had to spend some time with him, and he could achieve this level of performance. If it were his peak, wouldnât he be unbeatable?
If someone like Leon could continue to stay on the battlefield, it would definitely put pressure on all the dragon clans, right�
Leaving aside the slightly hellish implications, this was a human who could still impregnate someone before dying. In every aspect, he truly deserved the title of the strongest dragon slayer.
Thatâs what Rosvitha thought.
After the routine competitions ended, there was no doubt that the total score of Leonâs family ranked first. In response, the two little dragon girls were ecstatic to the extreme.
As long as they perform normally in the final fun game segment, thereâs basically no suspense.
Leon: Vacation! Vacation! Vacation!
âAll right, for the final event of this family sports festival, the fun games are about to begin. Let me announce the rules of the competition.â
The school staff explained from the lectern, âIn the fun games segment, the adult dragons and young dragons of each family will compete separately.â
âThe game for the young dragons is âProtect the Balloon.â Staff will attach balloons to the backs of the young dragons, and once the balloon is popped, they are eliminated. The young dragons will be placed in a designated area for the competition, and the last one remaining will be the winner.â
âWhile the adult dragons will participate in the âTwo-Person Three-Legged Raceâ in another area.â
Trigger keyword: Two-Person Three-Legged Race.
Leon and Rosvitha looked at each other simultaneously.
They could both see the same signal in each otherâs eyes:
Qin Shihuang touches the electric doorâwin!
Win!
The Two-Person Three-Legged Race was their first tacit training, and their synchronization was excellent.
And Rosvithaâs âpredictionâ was also quite accurate; the final and most critical event was indeed related to the Two-Person Three-Legged Race.
However, Leon didnât rush to open the champagne.
Past experiences had taught him that in this damn school, every half-time champagne popping almost ended in disaster.
Like the initial interview, or the later model family speechâ¦
Those moments had truly taken half of Leonâs life.
âAs for the specific contents of the Two-Person Three-Legged Race, please proceed to the starting point. Explore and enjoy the surprises during the game~â
Leon grinned, his mouth curling up. âHaha, just as I thought. Thank goodness we didnât open the champagne.â
All the adult dragons from each family gathered at the starting point of the Two-Person Three-Legged Race. The staff tied ropes around their ankles.
After being fastened together, Leon naturally wrapped his arm around Rosvithaâs waist.
Rosvitha glanced at the hand resting on her waist, then looked at Leon teasingly. âYouâre too skilled at hugging me, arenât you?â
âPractice makes perfect, darling.â
âIdiotâ¦â
Despite her words of disdain, Rosvitha, like Leon, expertly wrapped her arm around his waist. The touch was still wonderful.
Looking ahead from the starting point, there was a temporary structure about fifty meters awayâa small compartment with an opaque door. Inside would likely be the first challenge they would face.
Strangely, there was a hint of anticipation.
âOkay, get ready~~~â The referee raised the Dragon Flame in his hand. âBegin!â
With the starting signal echoing in the air, the tethered adult dragons sprinted forward, but they stumbled and fell.
âWhatâs going on? Why didnât you step with the foot thatâs tied together first?â
âWhat? I thought we should step with the outer foot first?â
âIdiot, hurry up and get up!â
âThis is so embarrassing!â
âDarling, are you okay, darling?â
âI⦠I think I pulled a muscleâ¦â
Silence followed.
At the refereeâs signal, cries of pain echoed across the field.
âDamn it, why would there be such a torturous event? Who can even do this?â complained one adult dragon.
âN-No, wait⦠there are people who can do itâ¦â His companion reached out, pointing towards the track ahead.
On the track, two figuresâone black, one silverâwere closely pressed together. Their arms were wrapped around each otherâs waists, their footsteps synchronized perfectly, without any hint of discord.
Who are these dragon special forces? This isnât just a matter of leading other adult dragons by a few lengths. If these dragons keep up this performance, the championship should just be handed over to this silver dragon family.
Realizing this, the adult dragons from each family rallied themselves.
Although their rhythm and coordination were as chaotic as a pot of porridge, they managed to move forward, albeit barely.
Meanwhile, Leon and Rosvitha were the first to reach the small compartment amidst the astonished gazes of the audience.
They pushed open the door and stepped inside, expecting some kind of intellectual challenge. However, they were greeted only by a table, two chairs, and an entire basin⦠of noodles.
Steam rose from the fresh, slender noodles, emitting a rich wheat fragrance. With the hot broth, the noodles gave off a delicious aroma that made mouths water just from the scent aloneâ
âHowever, this is a whole basin of noodles!â
âNot a bowl, not a plate, but a basin!â
As Leon and Rosvitha walked into the compartment, the nearby memory stone also began playing the video.
âWelcome to the first challenge, Family Feeding!â
âThe rules of this challenge are as follows: Family member A must eat all the noodles in front of you under the feeding of family member B to pass this challenge. Remember, do not change roles midway, as that constitutes cheating, and the recording stone will monitor the entire process.â
âAlso, the noodles for this competition are sponsored exclusively by Teswah Young Dragon Noodles. Teswahâespecially silky~â
Leon smirked, unable to resist the comment, âThey even have product placement now?â
âYou eat, Iâll feed,â Rosvitha said.
She chuckled inwardly, feeling mischievous.
Leon paused, âSo, youâve already decided Iâm the one whoâs supposed to eat?â
âDonât you want our daughter to win first place?â
Rosvitha stepped forward, pulling Leon along to the table.
Once seated, Rosvitha picked up a fork, skewered a bunch of noodles, and held them out to Leonâs mouth, speaking softly, âHere, let me feed you, ahhh~â
Strange.
This mother dragon suddenly seemed so gentle, almost unnaturally so, even during a competition.
Leon eyed her suspiciously as he opened his mouth and ate the noodles.
Hissâ
As he swallowed the noodles, Leon didnât notice anything strange.
Maybe the mother dragon should play some tricks after all, otherwise, these noodles wouldnât sit well with him.
âMmm, delicious. Here, take your time eating, no rush.â
Rosvitha smiled sweetly as she skewered another portion of noodles and fed them to Leon. Unintentionally, Leon ended up eating several portions in quick succession, and he finally noticed something was off!
Despite her words of âtake it easy,â her feeding speed was so fast that it left afterimages!
Twenty seconds? Leon had already been fed four or five portions! The rapid feeding, combined with his attempts to keep up, left him feeling overwhelmed.
âSlow down⦠Weâre already in first place, no rush.â
âHmm? Alright, Iâll follow your lead. Here, open up~â Rosvitha sweetly replied, but her hands didnât stop moving.
Leon blinked, muttering, âI thought you said to slow down,â as he obediently opened his mouth.
After Rosvitha fed him the noodles, she eagerly skewered another portion.
Leon swallowed hard, waving his hand, âI canât do it anymore, let me take a break.â
âNo, donât be lazy when eating, itâs a sign of laziness. Come on, dear, open up~â
Dear.
Dear?!
Rosvithaâs sweetest tone yet.
Even though she said âdearâ sweetly, the speed at which she was feeding him was too fast to handle, even for ten âdearsâ!
And based on Leonâs understanding of Rosvitha, she wouldnât be so attentive to him just because of a competition.
In the blink of an eye, Leon realized what was happeningâit was revenge!
This was the mother dragonâs revenge!
Not long ago, when Rosvitha had just awakened, Leon had pressured her to drink fish soup.
Oh no, the mother dragon had seized the opportunity for payback!
âCome on, dear, move a little, come on, dear, ahh~â
âWife, calm down, the principal just said, friendship comes first, competition second.â
âYeah, youâre third, so friendship and competition are both more important than you. For Noiaâs sake, eat up, dear~â
With that, Rosvitha pinched Leonâs chin and stuffed a noodle into his mouth.
âMmmphââ
Meanwhile, outside the booth, the game hostâs commentary continued:
âAll right, folks! After the Melkvi family, several other families have arrived at the first stage.â
âOh~ Watching them feeding each other affectionately reminds me of my first love. We also had a beautiful romance~â
âLook, the wife of the Rose family is tenderly preparing napkins for her husband!â
âAnd the husband of the Canter family, heâs gazing lovingly at his wife throughout the noodle-eating process! Itâs so touching! So touching!!â
âNow, what about our exemplary family, the Melkvi family? Letâs seeââ
âOh, itâs⦠itâs a bold scene indeed. We can see that the husband of the Melkvi family seems to want to escape the table, but because of the two-person-three-legs rule, he canât leave his wife more than two steps away!â
âOnly to see Melkviâs wife using her Silver Dragon speed advantage, frantically stuffing noodles into her husbandâs mouth!â
âUh⦠the action is so fast, itâs almost like theyâre sparringâ¦??â
âThen, Iâd like to ask a rather private question, do you two feed each other like this at home too?â
Despite the boldness, Rosvitha and Leon still managed to pass this stage with a first-place score.
âCongratulations on passing the first stage! Thereâs some digestive aid medication outside the door, just take it with water, and it works quickly.â
The couple got up, Rosvitha beaming with joy, supporting the pale-faced Leon as they exited the booth.
Sure enough, there was a glass of water and a digestive aid pill outside the door. She helped Leon take it and âgentlyâ patted his chest. âYouâre so brave, my warrior.â
This wasnât caring, this was the satisfaction of successful revenge!
Leon gave her a side-eye but didnât say anything, just looking out at the lanes on either side as if they were the first group to come out. Despite the painful process, they were still far ahead!
âLetâs move on to the second stage,â Leon said.
âMm.â
Because the digestive aid hadnât taken effect yet, they slowed down their pace a bit. The second stage was also conducted in a small booth.
Once inside, it was the same setup: a table, two chairs, but this time, there was a game host sitting opposite them.
âPlease have a seat. The second stage is called âAnswer Irrelevantly.â I will randomly ask you various questions, but remember, your answers must be completely unrelated to the question asked.â
âFor example, if I ask this gentleman for his name, you should answer âI am maleâ or âI have a daughter,â and so on.â@@novelbin@@
âThere are ten questions in total, and if you answer with a related response, youâll be penalized for ten seconds.â
The challenge of this game lay in restraining oneself from giving reflexive answers to those âsillyâ questions.
âAnd now, with âtimeâ as a penalty, itâs inevitable to feel a bit nervous, leading to some answers slipping out unintentionally.
The couple exchanged a glance and then took their seats. After all, speaking with oneâs mouth but meaning something else was just basic skills!
The second stage began.
âSo, for the first question, sir, what color is your wifeâs tail? Please answer immediately!â The hostâs pace was quite fast, clearly trying to pressure Leon.
Leon had just been pressured by his wife, and his mouth almost subconsciously formed the shape of âY,â but fortunately, he stopped himself just in time. âDuck!â
âVery good, excellent! It seems that this gentlemanââ
Before the host could finish praising, he immediately turned to Rosvitha. âWhat is your husbandâs profession?â
âDragon Slayerâohâ¦uh, Draconian, I mean.â
The host was also taken aback. âDo we have Draconians as a branch? This question doesnât count for the challenge.â
âOh, yes, we do. Itâs a small branch that has already disbanded. My husband married into our Silver Dragon clan from there.â Rosvitha quickly tried to smooth things over.
The host nodded. âOkay, next questionââ
The following questions were still those that were usually easy to answer without much thought. However, according to the game rules, they couldnât answer correctly.
During the process, Leon and Rosvitha made some mistakes and were penalized for twenty seconds. But they managed to find their rhythm and stumbled through to the last two questions.
âSir, which part of your body are you most satisfied with?â
âMy wife.â
Rosvitha couldnât help but cover her face silently. Even if they were following the rules and giving unrelated answers, did they have to make it so outrageous?
âOkay, for the last question! Todayâs weather is very nice, perfect for holding a sports event. I really want to know how the situation is over in the young dragon groupââ
The host kept throwing out these âsmoke bombs,â chatting one moment and throwing out a question the next. Leon stared at the hostâs mouth, swallowing nervously.
âIf I could, maybe I would become a forest ranger after retirementâdo you love your husband?â
âLoveââ Rosvitha almost blurted out.
Leon: ?
Host: !
Sure enough, they stumbled on the last question! Just wait for me to be penalized for ten seconds here!
But just as the host was about to penalize them, Rosvitha, in a moment of inspiration, turned the situation around.
âLoveâoops, lazy when it comes to doing homework.â
The host was taken aback.
You managed to twist it around like that?!
Rosvitha also breathed a sigh of relief.
The host, feeling helpless, made a gesture of âyouâre something else,â but didnât deliberately make things difficult for them. After all, it was an entertainment competition, so as long as everyone was happy, it was fine.
âWell, congratulations to both of you for passing the second stage.â
The host stood up and opened the door for them. âBut seriously, being able to instinctively answer âloveâ must be true love!â
Rosvitha: Donât take it seriously, I just said it without thinking.