Vol. 1 Ch. 95
Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You
Leon Casmodeâs, who was highly expected by us, ultimately fell into the hands of carrots. After breakfast, that taste lingered in his mouth and nose.
In the afternoon, when Muen was playing with him, she asked in puzzlement, âDaddy, why do you look unhealthy after eating carrots?â
âMy dear daughter, just because you donât like purple cabbage doesnât mean you canât eat it; but when Daddy doesnât like carrots, he really canât eat carrots! You just donât know what Daddy used to do.â
âDaddy used to be the treasure of the Empireâs Dragon Slayer Army. The cooks in the army knew Daddy didnât like carrots and eggplants, so they removed all carrots and eggplants from the nutrition meals served to Daddy after he enlisted. See, thatâs how top dragon slayers are treated, like how top students can freely choose their seats in class.â
âBut on another note, of all the dishes, Leon only fears those two types of food, and yet, this morning, he was caught red-handed by Rosvitha. Is it really a coincidence? Or is there something else? Canât figure it out for now.â
âBut thereâs no time to mourn the vanished carrots. Whatâs coming up next is revenge from Leon Casmode!â
âAs a dragon slayer, I cannot let that mother dragon off easy!â
Through spending such a long time together, Leon also found out that, apart from activities in bed, Rosvitha basically had no weaknesses in her daily life.
She loved taking baths and being clean but didnât have serious cleanliness OCD. She could cook well without any flaws, and she handled household chores effortlessly, from sweeping the floor to mopping it.
Finding a weakness that would make her lose her appetite for a day was as difficult as finding a needle in a haystack.
âUnable to eat⦠unable to eat⦠oh, I got it!â
He remembered when he was trying to subtly inquire about where Rosvitha had gone yesterday with Anna. Anna casually mentioned, âHer Majesty doesnât like coriander.â
Ah ha! He had indeed found the needle in the haystack!
During dinner, Leon volunteered to cook himself.
Following the principle of âgoing all out,â every dish Leon made was seasoned with coriander.
No matter how cunning the mother dragon was, she couldnât escape my coriander array.
After preparation, Leon proudly brought the food to the table.
As the first dish of grilled chicken wings landed, Rosvithaâs smile instantly froze.
The fragrant chicken wings emitted an enticing aroma, and the few small green specks on them were quite eye-catching.
Rosvitha took a deep breath.
Well, itâs just a dish of grilled chicken wings. I can just not eat it, right? There are other dishes anyway, arenât there?
So, for the second dish, roasted fishâcoriander-flavored version.
Rosvithaâs frozen face finally couldnât hold back.
Would this guy, Leon, really put so much coriander in his cooking before?
Seeing Rosvithaâs reaction, Leon tried to stifle his laughter as he continued to serve the dishes.
And each subsequent dish had coriander as an accompaniment.
Rosvitha couldnât escape! This was like coriander hell for her!
âCome, Muen, your pan-fried steak should be eaten with vegetables too,â Leon said.
âI know, Daddy~â
âHere, your roasted fish, and some other side dishes, help yourself.â
After serving the dishes, Leon took his seat. But instead of hurrying to start eating, he leisurely admired the expression on Rosvithaâs face.
Rosvitha bit her lip, staring at the roasted fish on the plate for a while. Finally, she squeezed out a sentence, âI⦠am not very hungry, you guys go ahead.â
Just as she was about to get up, Leon suddenly reached out and grabbed her wrist. âYou were out for so long yesterday, tired from the journey, and didnât rest much. How can you not eat dinner? Have a little, donât make me worry.â Leonâs tone was sincere, full of affection.
ââ¦â
How disgustingly attentive, Casmode! But at least thereâs no coriander disgust.
âYes, Mom, balanced nutrition is important, and three meals a day are important too!â
Good daughter, whose side are you on, anyway!
Having been inexplicably arranged by Leon for a coriander feast, Rosvitha didnât know if this guy did it on purpose. But to avoid setting a bad example for her daughter not to eat properly, she reluctantly sat back down, picked up her knife and fork, and looked at the roasted fish adorned with coriander. Her voice trembled slightly, âOkay⦠Mom will eat.â
âMm-hmm~â
Enduring the taste of coriander, Rosvitha ate the roasted fish in small mouthfuls.
Who said thereâs no such thing as empathy in the world? She now understood the pain Leon felt during breakfast.
Even though that pain was caused by her own hand.
Wait a minuteâ
As Rosvitha chewed on the fish, she glanced over the dishes on the table. Every dish had coriander⦠Itâs really hard not to suspect that this guy did it on purpose.
So, he decided to eat a whole dumpling of jealousy!
But how did he know she didnât like coriander? Rosvithaâs mind stirred slightly as she endured the overpowering scent of coriander, pondering over this matter.
This dinner was the most satisfying dinner Leon had had recently.
Hmm, coriander truly is the most perfect food in the world!
After dinner, Muen went to rest in her room, and the couple washed dishes in the kitchen.
âDid you enjoy dinner?â Leon persisted.
Seeing through his intentions, Rosvitha replied, âIt was good, really well made.â
Alright, alright, stubborn dragon, Iâll continue to make you a coriander feast tomorrow.
âAs long as you enjoyed it,â Leon said.
Rosvitha chuckled, setting down the cleaned plates. Changing the subject, she said, âTonight, Iâll sleep in your room.â
Leon was taken aback, âSleep in my roomâ¦â
âYeah, remember to tidy up, see you tonight.â
With that, Rosvitha wiped her hands, offering no further explanation. But even if she didnât explain, Leon understood the meaning behind her words very well.
After all, being an old married couple, a single glance was enough to understand such matters. No doubt, tonightâs coriander feast had sparked her desire to torment Leon again.
Besides, it had been half a month since Leon last handed in his âhomeworkâ after the hot spring battle.
In the past, when handing in âhomework,â Rosvitha would usually choose between her own room or Leonâs nursery. If she wanted to play some fancy games, like teacher roleplay or boss roleplay, she would stay in her own room.
But if she wanted a simple night of intense passion, she would go to Leonâs room. The reason for this choice was that she didnât want to mess up her own room. So, tonight is going to be another intense night, huh?
However, after the brief shock, Leon quickly calmed down. Because with a full half month of time, his bodyâs amazing recovery rate combined with the highly nutritious food of the dragon race had already made him much stronger than before.
Did Rosvitha want to casually manipulate and exert pressure on him again this time?
It wouldnât be so easy!@@novelbin@@
If she wanted to come, fine. He vowed to make this dragon regret it!
But to maintain his facade of confidence, Leon symbolically declined, âShall we do it another day?â
As expected, the reply was, âNo.â
âOkay.â
Alright, alright, mother dragon, Iâve given you a chance. Donât beg for mercy when the time comes!
â¦
In the evening, Leon quickly tidied up his nursery and then sat quietly at his desk, waiting. Before long, the door creaked, and Rosvitha walked in wearing a thin-strapped nightgown.
She wore dragon-wing slippers, and her skirt was a bit short, just covering the top of her thighs. Her long and slender legs were exposed, exuding a fiery sensuality.
The dragon tattoo on her chest was faintly visible, her round and delicate shoulders were fair and smooth, and her soft curves swayed slightly with each step.
As she passed by Leon, a delicate fragrance mingled with the pleasant scent of shower gel wafted over, intoxicatingly alluring. Without greeting, she climbed into bed and pulled back the covers to lie down.
âDid you shower?â Rosvitha asked.
âYes, I did.â
âHmm, come here.â
After a pause, she added, âShirt off.â
Leon silently got up and took off his shirt. Rosvitha glanced over, captivated by Leonâs solid and well-defined muscles, especially his abs, which were so tempting that one would want to reach out and touch them. However, Rosvithaâs goal tonight was not that.
She averted her gaze and closed her eyes slightly. A few seconds later, Leon lay down beside her.
âShould I turn off the light?â Leon asked.
âYes, please.â
Clickâ
The bedside lamp went out, plunging the room into darkness. Moonlight filtered in through the window, but Leon didnât take the opportunity to admire Rosvithaâs profile. He was quietly waiting for the right moment, like a lion lurking before its hunt.
You may not know how exaggeratedly skilled it is to kill a mother dragon effortlessly. I often say, if Noia could take on three opponents at school and defeat them all, then itâs no problem for me, Leon, to take down Rosvitha alone.
Lying in wait, Leon knew he couldnât consume this kidney treasure. He didnât need to. Rosvitha was as good as dead. If only he could exchange this kidney treasure for Dragon Strength, it would be a decisive blow.
But unfortunately, it wasnât possible. Come on, mother dragon, hurry up. Move a little faster. Stop dawdling. I still need to take you down. He handed her a small whip, signaling her to start the show.
But as time ticked away, Rosvitha remained motionless. Leon turned his head and found her eyes closed, breathing steadily. Was she⦠asleep? What happened to the intense passion? How could she fall asleep?
Leon gently nudged her arm, âHey, hey.â No response. She was really asleep. Damn it. Did she really come to my room just to sleep and nothing else?
Leonâs mind raced. Rosvitha was now asleep. If he took her down now⦠No, it wasnât the right time. She usually liked to produce aggression, so counterattacking her would be more meaningful.
And Leon had spent half a month accumulating his strength. He couldnât afford to lose it so easily. Money should be spent wisely on the bladeâs edge.
With these thoughts in mind, Leon shifted away from Rosvitha, creating some distance, and then drifted off to sleep himself.
However, in the early hours of the morning, around two oâclock, silver eyes slowly opened.
Rosvitha quietly sat up and gently nudged Leonâs shoulder, âWake up, Iâm going to punish you. Wake up.â
Leon didnât respond.
Rosvitha smiled knowingly. âVery well.â
She glanced at the clock on the wall, which showed exactly half-past two in the morning. Teg had said that if Leon was asleep at half-past two in the morning, there was a chance she could hear his inner thoughts when asking him questions.
Rosvitha couldnât wait to give it a try.
Without hesitation about what question to ask, she had already decided.
âLetâs start with a simple test,â Rosvitha cleared her throat. âLeon Casmode, whatâs the name of your little daughter?â
âMmmâ¦â Leon murmured in his sleep, but didnât answer Rosvithaâs question.
Rosvitha frowned. âCould it be that itâs not working tonight?â
Just as Rosvitha was hesitating whether to try again tomorrow night, she heard Leon, in a daze, say, âMuen⦠Muen K. Melkvi.â
Rosvithaâs eyes lit up. âAh-ha! Got it.â
A perfect answer, they really were family!
âThen, for the second question, what does the girl you rejected in five seconds during your school days look like?â
Combining relationship history and embarrassing past equals double critical hit!
Leon hummed, âHmm⦠Silver hair, tall⦠Kind of prettyâ¦â
Rosvitha lowered her gaze and snorted coldly. âAfter all these years, you still remember her so clearly. What a dog of a man. So why did you hesitate for five seconds when rejecting her, while you were quick to reject everyone else?â
âMmm⦠hehe~ hehehe~â
âWhy are you laughing? Give me a proper answer!â
âShe⦠sheâs pretty⦠heheâ¦â
Rosvithaâs face unknowingly darkened. âThen why did you reject her? Why donât you go date her if you think sheâs pretty?â
âBecause⦠um⦠because I only like silver hair and tall girls⦠not her.â
Upon hearing this, Rosvitha softened slightly. âThen what else do you like?â
âI also like⦠mature women, black stockings, bunny girlsâ¦â
Rosvitha suppressed a smile, holding her hands to her chest as if she had discovered some incredible secret. âSo you like bunny girls, huh, you dog of a man.â
This was something even his master didnât know. Unexpectedly, there was a surprise revelation!
âDo you⦠want that five-second girl from school to dress up as a bunny girl for you?â
âN⦠noâ¦â
Rosvitha: âThen who do you want to see in a bunny girl outfit?â
âUm⦠Rosvitha.â
Rosvitha: ?
Well, dream on. As the esteemed Silver Dragon Queen, I would never dress up as a bunny girl for you!