23| Trending Pregnancy news

Started writing on 31st August 2020.

Completed on 1st September 2020.

Word count : 3530 words

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– D I V Y A –

You can do it !

You can win the battle !!

You're our Queen, you can win the battle !!!

The crowd was praising and encouraging me to win the battle between our Kingdom- the Winners, and our neighbouring enemy country- the Stupids.

The Stupid Kingdom was invading our lands, attacking on our sacred sweet's trees, precisely chocolate, ice-cream and cake trees. To fight with them and their King- Useless Mr Egg, my noblewomen took out a plan to attack their men using cannons filled with spicy and calorie filled food.

The enemy kingdom wants the world to eat healthy leafy food for lifetime. For them eating something other than homemade healthy food is a sin.

But why do they want to dictate others?

Can't they keep their rules inside their own kingdom?

Bloody dictators!

So today, our kingdom ruled by only women will fight back.

"We can do it! FIGHT BACK!!" I, the Queen of our Kingdom shouted encouraging everyone to start fighting. All the women of our Kingdom, riding on their horses took out and bursted the balloons onto their faces, releasing the laughing gas

"You won't even win! Look at your army and then look at mine!" King Egg sitting on his multicolored unicorn shouted, as if the numbers of the warriors fighting counts.

"Although we are less in number but have more knowledge than yours!" I snapped.

"And what will you do with your knowledge? Die with efficiency?" He and his army laughed wickedly.

"We have the knowledge about your weakness." I said and their smirk swept off.

"You...wo-won't." He stammered.

"In your dreams!" I laughed wickedly and signalled my army to attack the enemy crowd. They loaded the oily and junk food in the cannons and started firing over them. Our enemies were crying in pain but what can I do? I AM A CRUEL QUEEN!

I was smirking, seeing the view in front of me. Half of their army was dead. It was amazing. How can they even think of crushing our sacred sweet's trees! It serves them right.

"Stop your cannons or you'll die!" King Egg suddenly came behind me and held my shoulders tightly.

"Okay. I'll listen to you. Stop the cannons and load the rifles with cakes." I shouted.

"What! Stop your arms otherwise I'll kiss you." He shouted and slammed his lips forcefully with mine. I shouted to get freed from his grip but in vain.

How can a leaf eater kiss me?

It felt as if he was passing his saliva in my mouth. Eww!! Saliva degrades the quality of our lips!

"Leave me!" I mumbled in his mouth and pushed him hard but all in vain as his grip around my body increased.

I pushed him but the grip increased more and more. I opened my eyes and saw myself cuddling a muscular body. The face belonged to Ayaan.

What am I doing here?

Why am I hugging him? And why is he hugging me?

Pervert!

But what if he wakes up put the blame on me, saying that I was deliberately touching him. I can't give him a chance to win and call me a pervert.

So sensing the situation perfect I got up from the couch, slowly and steadily untangling his legs from mine and paced towards my room. I washed up and went down to the living room and found the couch empty meaning that he's awake. I just wish that he doesn't know about us sleeping there or otherwise I won't be able to show my face.

I paced towards the kitchen and opened the refrigerator to find something to eat for the time being. As I turned back a little, a gush of warm breath touched my neckline and I slipped, losing my balance.

"You really can't stay away from touching me?" He whispered in my ears and smirked.

Is he talking about the morning couch incident?

"What....are you saying? I said. He directed me through his eyes towards his shoulders where my hands were rested, not to fall.

"Leave me!" I said as he held me by my waist.

"I won't." How dare he?

"Leave me!" I shouted.

"Really?"

"Leave me!!"

"Alright." He backed off loosening his grip from my waist and I fell down.

My butt!

He started laughing and stopped when I glared him. He gave his hand forward to help me stand up but I rejected it and stood up on my own. But saying that it wasn't hurting would be a big lie.

"You can rest for a while. I'll cook." He offered as if I was going to work.

"I wasn't going to cook anyways." I rolled my eyes and sat comfortably on the couch, checking my notifications. There were around ten messages from here and there. One was from mom- 'check my story!'.

I clicked on her status and it just blew away my mind. It was the picture of me and Ayaan sleeping, cuddling each other on the couch. When did mom come here? And why has she uploaded the picture online?

And the captions added with the photo were unbelievable-

'My babies cuddling and sleeping peacefully,

To make their own baby'

'Am I going to become a Grandma?'

Oh my goodness!

Almost two crore views were marked on the photo. Don't these people have any other work to do instead of viewing each other's status? It was expected! Being the wife of a famous business man, her profile is followed by millions of people.

Hope Ayaan doesn't see the post, or he'll tease me for hugging him in sleep!

But I looked cute in the photo. Right?

I always look good inspite of the time and situation.

Wait! Why am I becoming female Ayaan? Why am I praising myself?

"Breakfast is ready." His voice trailed me back from staring into the phone. I closed the phone and went to eat.

"How's the food?" He asked as the spoon touched my tongue.

"Let me have it's taste first." I said as the food just touched my taste buds and he was asking how I felt after eating it. "It's good." I exclaimed and focused on my food. After finishing the food, we went on our common destination, A&C.

"We've arrived." He said when we reached the entrance of the company. He threw the keys to the workers for parking while I moved all the way towards my cabin.

"Oh my my! See who and what I'm seeing right now!" Maya said ironically. I looked at her and asked what was she talking about.

"Don't you think you're hiding an important thing from me?" I nodded negatively. "When were you thinking about disclosing your pregnancy?"

"What? Who is pregnant?"

"You."

"If I'm pregnant than why don't I know about it and instead you are informing this to me."

"It means that you're not?" She asked. Of course I'm not pregnant. How can a virgin be pregnant?

"Of course not. If I was then how could I be hiding it from you?" I said, "Wait! What's about my pregnancy news?" She gave me her phone opening the page of the latest photo uploaded by mom.

"Check the comments." She said and I clicked on the comment section.

They're too cute!

The man is so hot! When will I get one for myself?

What does it mean by going to become a Grandma? Is she pregnant?

Is your daughter in law really pregnant?

And the baby season arrives!

Why do I think that she was pregnant before her marriage, which made their wedding a rushing festival.

Even I think that they were forced to marry because of his child in her womb.

I think she's really pregnant. Look at the way he's holding her and her stomach. He's so caring!

Look, she's having baby bump. She must be three months pregnant!

I love this man! He's so hot and caring! A perfect husband package!

She got the nation's most eligible bachelor. She's so lucky!!

And the list went on. One thing that was same was my pregnancy news, which isn't even true. How come they add a full stop after my pregnancy news, have they seen my pregnancy reports? Idiots.

What's about my baby bump? I know that I ate a lot last night which made my belly like this but from which angle it looks like a three month old bump?

And why are the calling me lucky while Ayaan as hot and caring. Am I someone who's taken for granted?

"What do you say?" Maya asked.

"Nothing. Rumours spread faster than truth."

I was thinking about all that happening in my life, when my phone suddenly rang all of a sudden. It was Mumma! With a video call.

"Hello Mumma."

"Leave all the hellos. Just answer me what's going on?"

"What's going on?"

"As if you don't know? Aren't you pregnant?"

"Mumma listen. It's all in rumours. How can I be pregnant?" I said.

"Why can't you be pregnant?" Mom asked. When did she join the call? I am an idiot. I should have checked it first. Now answer both the ladies.

"See, mumma and mom. It's just flying rumours and nothing." I argued.

"Then why are they commenting that you're pregnant?" Mumma asked.

"And you believe them! If I was pregnant then I should be knowing about my pregnancy, not them."

"This means that you aren't?" Mom asked.

"Of course."

"Alright. Cut your call." Mom ordered.

"Why?"

"Don't you have any work to do? Just to it. We both need to talk about something, so you just get out of the meeting." Mumma said and kicked me out of the video call. What are these ladies upto?

I held my head with my hands and sat down on the chair. These people are all idiots. Worried about my pregnancy! If they have this much of free time to worry about me, can't they make their own babies?

"You're the first woman I've seen who's not pregnant but pregnant." Maya said pulling me out of my dreams.

"Maya!" I whined.

"Alright I'll leave. Think about your baby!" She teased and ran out.

"Maya!" I shouted as she ran away. This stupid lady. I pity for her husband and child. How are they handling her?

As there was no use to think about all the happenings going on, I completed all my work and finally retired in the evening. I was feeling neither happy nor sad. While packing my work my phone started ringing.

Now who wants to wish me my non existing pregnancy?

It was Natasha. What's with her now?

"Hello!"

"Happy preg..nniversary!" She said. What is she saying?

"What are you saying?" I was not able to understand what she was saying.

"Happy love..." She mumbled. Is she drunk?

"Natasha! Are you drunk?"

"No!" She laughed.

"Has the liquor touched your tongue?"

"Yes." She said.

"Where are you now?"

"Home."

"Stay there. Don't move out." I said and she hummed.

"Okay. I won't........" She said and I cut the call. I took the lift and reached down immediately. As soon as the lift opened I ran out but a sight caught my attention.

Ayaan was laughing with a lady! A foreigner!

What's so good in laughing? And why is she touching his hand?

I am Divya, right?

Why am I overreacting? I shouldn't.

So I moved out to my car which I parked here yesterday and drove to Natasha's home. As soon as I opened the door the sound of sad songs touched my ears. Why is she listening to sad songs and why is she drunk?

I walked towards the couch where she was lying, one leg over the head of couch while the other one touching the floor. She's really gone mad!

"Natasha!" I called her.

"Divya!" She whined and directed me to sit beside her. "I am leaving. I'm going away." She cried. "Happy pregnancy!" She said and burped.

I can't answer anymore! So I hanged my coat on the hanger and went to her kitchen and made the drink to relieve her hangover. "Now tell me what happened."

"He doesn't like me! He likes that bitch! I hate her! It's my fault!" She said and cried hugging me.

"Can you clearly explain what happened?" I asked.

"I went to meet him in the hospital today. When I opened the gate of his room I saw..." She started crying loudly.

"It's alright. What did you see?"

"Dhruv sitting on his chair and that bitch hovering over him." She said and cried more. I could feel my shirt going wet and wet due to her tears. When did Dhruv start doing all this? "I'm leaving."

"Where?"

"States!"

"Why?"

"To train."

"For what?"

"I am an actress! It's a three mouth training. My manager said that if I could make it then I would become an international star." She said.

"It's a great news. But why are you looking sad?"

"Dhruv!"

"Should I talk to him?"

"No! It's not his fault."

"Really? Just leave an idiot like him who doesn't like you! Why pester him?"

"He's your brother Divya! And you're calling him an idiot."

"So what? If someone is idiot then they are meant to be called idiot. If he's choosing that Samaira over you then let him. Let him do the same mistake once more."

"What mistake?"

"Nothing." I shrugged off the topic. How can I speak like this?

"What about him?"

"I don't know much. I just know that he loved a girl when he was in college and was always very happy. But the girl was double timing on him. So he just stays away from everyone. But what was Samaira doing in his room?"

"Leave it. I think I didn't love him. It was just an infatuation."

"Running behind a man for half month in the name of infatuation!" I mumbled under my breath.

"Did you say something?" She asked and I denied. "Am I going to become a masi?

"I am not pregnant! What happened to you Natasha? Being an actress, how can you believe these rumours?"

"Aren't you pregnant?"

"No. Why is everyone hell bent on wishing me?"

"But the news is on trending. See!" I checked the news. My news was in top five trending searches. Trending??

The headlines were hilarious-

'Baby resulted in marriage!'

'Chauhan family to have an heir in next six months'

And so on... How do they even guess that I'm three months pregnant? My life is becoming a circus.

"I'm going back." I said and stood up.

"Dinner?" She asked. I nodded and we started preparing dinner. "I don't think I'm sure about the decision."

"What do you mean? Haven't you decided to train in States."

"I agreed because of the impulse. And now I can't deny. I'm not sure!"

"It's about your career. You can get hundreds of men after you step up in your career."

"What will I do with hundreds of men at a time? You're so dirty Divya."

"When are you leaving?"

"Tomorrow."

"This early?" I asked and she nodded. After filling our stomach I took my leave and drove back.

"Have you eaten?" I heard a masculine voice as soon as I entered inside.

"Why do you care?" I snapped back and ascended the stairs to my room. Why should he care about me? He should just look after his foreigner friend.

– A Y A A N –

I tried to sleep but in vain. First reason- After waking up in the morning I can't sleep more. Secondly- Divya was sleeping over me.

I was looking at her when I felt her moving in sleep. It was the time for her to wake up. So I closed my eyes and pretended to be asleep. She stirred a little and moved out of my grip, slowly untangling our legs maybe not to wake me up. I stood up and went to take a bath. While coming down I saw her finding something in the refrigerator.

Best time to be shinchan! I came near her and blew air behind her ear and neck. She turned back and was about to fall, so I caught her. "You really can't stay away from touching me?" I whispered in her ears and smirked.

"What....are you saying? She said. She's really nervous! I directed her through my gaze towards my shoulders where her hands were resting.

"Leave me!" She said.

"I won't."

"Leave me!" She shouted.

"Really?"

"Leave me!!"

"Alright." I backed off loosening my grip from her waist and she fell down. I did what she asked for!

I couldn't control myself and started laughing. I stopped myself from laughing when she glared. I gave her a helping hand but she rejected me and stood up on her own.

"You can rest for a while. I'll cook." I offered as it was clearly visible that it was hurting her.

"I wasn't going to cook anyways." She rolled her eyes and sat on the sofa.

"Breakfast is ready." I shouted when the food prepared by me was ready.

"How's the food?" I asked.

"Let me have it's taste first." She said and tasted the food. "It's good." She exclaimed. After finishing the food, we drove to A&C.

"We've arrived." I said when we reached the entrance of the company. I threw the keys to the workers for parking and saw her moving inside the company. She's so desperate to work!

I walked towards my cabin and Adarsh started telling me about all schedule. "Sir, congratulations!" He said. Why did he congratulate me.

"Why?"

"You should check the trending news." I checked the news and the trendings were hilarious. It showed that Divya is pregnant and Chauhan family is going to get a heir soon. First let me own this company, I'm the heir for now. And everyone is wondering for the future heir.

It's so funny how they guessed that she was three months pregnant.

I can't stop laughing anymore.

"Sir, are you alright?" Adarsh asked me.

"Yeah, I am. You can go." He went away and I started laughing once more. It was cute but too funny. I wonder how Divya would react after seeing this!

In the evening, one of the clients of our hotel deal came for a meeting. "Nice to meet you Mr Ayaan." She said in a flirty way. Just for the deal I decided not to mess up.

"Nice to meet you too, Miss Janine." She deliberately shook her hands with mine and started laughing. I laughed too as the deal was more important for now!

After the meeting I came back the house was empty, meaning Divya wasn't back. How can she be so irresponsible?

"Have you eaten?" I stood and asked when she came back.

"Why do you care?" She said and ran into her room. Why do I care? I'm your husband!

– K R I T I K A –

"Nayan where are you?" I shouted as I wasn't able to find him. This old man!

"In the garden."

"What are you doing here, you old man?" I asked when I came out.

"Now I am an old man? Remember the time when you used to say that I'm the most handsome man in the world."

"That was all a lie."

"Really? Then you're also an old woman." I glared at him, "With lots of wrinkles and freckles."

"You!" I shouted and turned back to go but he stopped me.

"Sorry! I was lying. How can you be old for me? You're the most beautiful woman for me."

"I know. And I don't have freckles." I said.

"I know." He laughed and pecked my lips. "Let's go inside."

"Leave it. You're too old but still think the same." He laughed more, "We have a son too. Let's go meet him."

"Now?"

"Hmm."

"They would be busy."

"Let them be. Let's go." I said and dragged Nayan out of the house. When we reached there, they both were sleeping together on the couch. They look too cute.

"Nayan! Our children look so cute!" I said.

"Let them sleep and let us sleep too." He said but I had some other plans. I took out my phone and clicked their picture. It was printed into a photograph and kept on the table. Then I uploaded one on my social media.

Let others see how lovely my children are! They must burn in jealousy.

"Are you done?" Nayan asked when we reached back home.

"Yes. Done." I said and laid on the bed. "All those women would be jealous after seeing my family."

"Kritika! You're using your children."

"It's not using. It's just showing the world the goodness of your family."

"You won't change!" He shook his head. I rested my hand on his chest and slept peacefully.

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