Homewrecker Daddy

"They are going to be here in ten minutes. You better be dressed" My mom yells up to my bedroom from our living room.

"I am dressed" I yell back.

My mom's homewrecker boyfriend is coming today to stay with us for the summer. I have never met him and never planned on it. I honestly don't even know his name. I just refer to him as homewrecker boyfriend. Apparently, he lives in some other state and they have been long distance dating for like a year. I couldn't care less what state it is. Unless it's Wisconsin. I fucking hate Wisconsin. I tune out whenever my mom starts talking about him. I just know he is bringing his two kids. I don't know how old they are and again don't care. But if they are like five I'm packing my bags and going to my dad's house for the rest of the summer. I don't even know why I stayed with cheater mom. I'm dreading this whole thing already.

I'm currently lying on my bed; watching TV watching old reruns of Gossip Girl. I find myself becoming more like Blair every day. My room is fairly simple. I hate clutter and chaos. My life is chaotic enough so at least I can control my room. My bed is front and center right when you walk in. I have a TV hanging up on the wall. I made my dad install it before he moved out so I wouldn't have to sit in the living room near cheater mommy. I have a closet on the opposite side of my bed. There is a desk next to it. My nightstand is always clean. Every once in a while I'll have a spare cup on it.

"Oh my god! They are here! Harper get down here! They are here!" My mom starts freaking out.

"I'm coming" I say.

I get up and slowly walk downstairs. She is all excited and looking out the window like a creeper. I roll my eyes. Could she be any more desperate? "Calm down he is just a person." I say.

"That person is the love of my life." She says.

"Gross."

"Be nice. I need this to go well so our families can mesh" She says.

He parks the car and she runs over to the front door. She takes a deep breath and then opens it. She walks out completely normal as if she wasn't just acting like a giddy 16-year-old. I should know, I am one.

She turns around and asks, "Are you coming?" I roll my eyes and start following behind her.

He gets out of the car first. He says hi to my mom and hugs her. This is the first time she has seen this guy in months and all she does is hug him. Judging by the way she was acting 30 seconds ago, I thought she would be dry-humping him by now.

I glance at the back seat of the car where his kids are. I couldn't see them that well but it was a girl who looked around my age and a boy laying on her lap.

"Hi. I'm Collin" He says to me.

He puts out his hand for me to shake. I look at it for a second before making my next move.

"Hi homewrecker daddy" I say and give him a tight squeeze. He was speechless. I've been waiting for that all day.

"Harper..." My mom says. She gives me one of those parent looks where you know you fucked up. I didn't do anything wrong though. It's not like I was lying.

"What? I am just excited to meet my new dad." I couldn't even try to hide my smug little smile. It was silent for a couple of seconds. A little awkward which is just what I wanted.

"Kids, come. Get out of the car" He says quite loudly to the two in the backseat.

The girl rolls down the window. "He's asleep on me and won't wake up." Her voice sounded oddly familiar.

We walk over to the opposite side of the car to see them. "Jessie this is Harper. Harper this is Jessie" Homewreaker boyfriend, I think his name is Corbin, introduces us.

She looked oddly familiar. I've definitely seen her before I just can't put my finger on it. She pushes her little brother off her, opens the door, and gets out, causing him to wake up. "Oh my god! I remember you! Hi!"

Oh shit. It's beach stranger. I was hoping to never see her again in fear of being stalked or kidnapped or stalked then kidnapped.

"Hi" I say back.

My mom side eyes both of us. She looked so confused it was priceless.

"Do you two know each other?"

"Yeah. We met last summer at the beach" She says.

She definitely knew who I was that night and was definitely stalking me. I think I'm just paranoid.

"Oh." She looks surprised. "We'll I'm her mom, Diana"

"I have heard so much about you." Funny, I know nothing about her homewrecker daddy besides the obvious.

"Too much information." He says.

"It's totally fine. So nice to meet you Jessie" My mom says.

The little brother gets out of the car. He looks like Jessie. Same brown hair but his was curly like his dad's. They had the same eye color too. Their face shapes were similar but a bit different. "Hi guys" He sounded tired. I don't know what took him so long to get out of the car.

"This is Levi" His dad introduces him.

My mom says hi to him and he says it back. The three of them grab their bags. My mom tried to help Levi with his but he insisted he can do it himself. I wasn't offering anything. We head inside.

"Harper, why don't you show them where they will be sleeping?" My mom asks referring to the two kids.

"Sure" I say. "Follow me"

I show them around a little bit. We walked into the living room from the front door. We don't live in a beach house but we live about 5 minutes from the beach. My mom decorated it as if it were one though. We have white couches with light blue throw pillows. The armchairs are a matching light blue. We have a light brown coffee table with some random books on it. No one had ever even opened them. The TV stand and coffee table match. The 72-inch flat-screen TV lowkey kills the beach house vibe.

The living room is connected to the kitchen. There is an island attached to the wall separating the two spaces. Two accent lights are hanging above it. The kitchen is also very beachy. The counters are light wood with white countertops. Off to the side is an archway leading into the dining room. Again, beach themed. There is a bathroom next to the archway on the opposite wall. The staircase leading upstairs is in the living room on the back side of the house.

After leading the tour throughout the house I head up the stairs to the bedrooms. When walking up the stairs my room is on the left and the guest room is on the right. My mom's room is straight down the hallway. My bathroom is opposite of my bedroom, next to the guest room. I am not happy about having to share my bathroom. My mom has an on-suite bathroom.

The guest bedroom has two queen-sized beds along with a dresser and a closet. I'm so glad I don't have to share a room too.

I open the door to the guest room. "You two are going to be in this room. It is our guest room" I point to my door right across the hall. "That is my room."

They go into their room and I follow behind them. I figured I could at least fake being a good host and offer to help them put their stuff away. They're not allowed to say yes though.

"I want this bed" Levi drops his bag with a thump and jumps onto the bed closest to the door.

"You can have that one. I'll take the other one" Jessie puts her bag down next to the second bed.

"Good" He flops down onto the bed on his back. "I love it here already"

They shouldn't have let him take that nap.

"You two can put your clothes in these drawers and the closet if you want. I don't think you want to be living out of suitcases for two months" I say.

"Thank you" She says.

"I'll be in my room if you need me" I say and turn around to start heading out.

"Harper" She says.

"Yes?" I say and turn around. I would love to get back to Gossip Girl now.

"Stay" Jessie says. I look at the brother and then back to her.

"Ok" I sit on the edge of her bed and they start to unpack.

"Do you need any help?" I ask them.

"No thanks. We're good" She says.

I went on my phone and started scrolling through Twitter. That lasted a long twenty minutes before my mom and her homewrecker boyfriend knocked on the door. Do you think they had a quickie yet?

"You three are staying here tonight. We are going out on a little date night." My mom says. You have to be kidding me.

"Jessie, I trust you will watch your brother" The dad says.

"I always do" She says. We love the parentification of the oldest daughter.

"We are leaving in fifteen minutes." They really couldn't wait at least an hour after they got here to leave. "We left pizza money on the counter".

They walk out hand in hand all in love and shit. Disgusting.

Speaking of love, my boyfriend is calling.

"I'll be right back" I say and stand up. I go into my room and answer the phone. "Hey" I say when I answer.

"Hi love. Have you met them yet?" I've obviously told him all about my guests visiting for the summer and my very strong opinions about it. He has strong opinions too. He gave the homewrecker the name homewrecker boyfriend.

"Yeah, they got here a little while ago"

"What are they like?" He asks.

"I have met his daughter before." I pause. I thought he would say something but he didn't. "She has a little brother he's fine I guess. But the guy and my mom are all lovey-dovey and it's grossing me out. When he got here we went to shake my hand. Instead, I wrapped him in a hug and said hi homewrecker daddy. Oh my god, you should have seen his face it was priceless."

"You're going to have to reenact it for me"

"Oh, I will. Anyway, they are going out on a date tonight and leaving us here." I say.

"So you are going to be home alone?"

"Home alone with two kids" I say and roll my eyes.

"I'll be over in an hour" He says.

"I can't wait" I say and he hangs up.

{I built the house after writing this chapter in the sims 4 and the layout did not work at all. I don't know if it was a me problem or a sims 4 problem lol}