Chapter 15: I’ve definitely seen this LeBlanc before!
I Can Do It (ICDI)
Only when Ding-ge came back did Jian Rong realize that the someone who was âstill growingâ was himself.
Lu Boyuan said âstill growing,â but in reality, he was just calling him young.
Jian Rong was seventeen years old, how was he young? He would even become an adult a few months from now.
Jian Rong was about to defend himself a bit, but he swallowed what he was going to say when he saw Lu Boyuanâs silhouette from the back.
Even though Lu Boyuan was dressed casually, it was still obvious that his shoulders were broad and sturdy, his figure tall and slender. He was entirely devoid of the hunched, rounded shoulders that many professional players had because they sat too long in front of a computer.
Judging from his back, Lu Boyuan had a figure that was extremely superior to other men of his age.
That was also why he was the most eye-catching person among the pro players at every competition.
âSoft, youâre here.â Ding-ge wiped his hands and said, âTake a seat, letâs make some simple introductions.â
Jian Rong hesitated a few seconds before sitting down on the empty armchair to the far right.
Ding-ge sensed that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, but it wasnât a big deal. Young folk, they were all like this when they first met each other.
He said, âThis is our teamâs support, Byeâ¦â
âI know him.â Jian Rong paused. âI know everyone.â
Xiao Bai thought, You mock us every day in your livestream, how could you possibly not know us?
He wanted to drop a few derisive remarks, but when the words got to his mouth, he chickened out again. The only thing he could do was loudly change his sitting posture to indicate his resentment.
Pine frowned from next to him. âIs there a thorn under your butt? Shifting all around.â
Xiao Bai: ââ¦none of your business.â
Ding-ge said, âYou guys get to know him too. This is Soft, Jian Rong. He plays mid, and heâll be on a two week probationary period here at the base. Heâll eat and live with you all.â
After that, Ding-ge looked at Jian Rong, hoping that he could say a few lines himself.
Jian Rong held his backpack, and he stared back at Ding-ge for a few moments before he said a single: âEn.â
Ding-ge: ââ¦â
âWhich Rong is it?â Yuan Qian smiled and asked.
Jian Rong said, âThe Rong made from cao-er1.â
Jian Rong didnât know how to introduce himself. Even when he first started streaming, his introduction was a very simple âI play mid, my name is just the streamer IDâ.
Fortunately, he was just a probationary member right now, so he didnât need to say all that much.
Ding-ge stood up. âLetâs go. Iâve already prepared a room for you, Iâll take you there first so you can put down your luggage.â
After the two of them left, the atmosphere in the living room eased a tiny bit.
âCao-er Rong⦠the Rong from fuzzy2?â Xiao Bai wrinkled his face disdainfully. âThis kind of big troll, why is his name so soft and fluffy?â
Pine didnât even bother looking up. âThen your name suits you quite well, both pale and chubby3.â
âP-baby, will you die if you go a day without bullying your little support?â
âDonât use âlittleâ in reference to yourself, and donât call me P-baby.â
Yuan Qian grinned as he listened to them banter. He waited for Lu Boyuan to sit down before he said, âI didnât notice before because I didnât know how old he was, but now that Iâve seen him in person, I feel like Soft truly is young.â
Actually, his age was still okay. There were countless trainees who began playing professionally when they were around fifteen or sixteen years old, including Pine. If the LPL hadnât released an age restriction stating that a player had to be seventeen years old before being allowed to participate in competitions, perhaps even more newcomers wouldâve rushed in.
Lu Boyuan said, âToo thin.â
Last time when Jian Rong had knocked into him, he had felt very light, not heavy in the slightest.
Yuan Qian said, âThatâs true. Logically speaking, he shouldâve earned quite a lot as a streamer, so why is he still so thin?â
Lu Boyuan laughed and said, âFeed him a bit and itâll be fine.â
Naturally, the rooms in such a luxurious villa wouldnât be lacking.
Just the bed alone was much bigger than the one Jian Rong had at home.
âOriginally, this room was arranged for the substitute, but he was used to living in the second teamâs dorm, so he didnât move over. Thatâs why this room has been empty up until now. Oh, the second team lives in that little villa right behind us.â Ding-ge
said, âI asked the auntie to tidy up the room. Take a look, is there anything missing that you think youâll need?â
Jian Rong said, âNo.â
Ding-ge nodded. âThatâs good. Settle into your room first then, and once youâre ready, Iâll take you to the practice roomâ¦â
Thump, a very soft noise.
Jian Rong put his backpack down on the ground. âIâm ready. Letâs go.â
Ding-ge: ââ¦â
TTCâs entire second floor was divided into numerous practice rooms, all with different uses. The most spacious room was the practice room for the first teamâs members, and there was a fixed distance between each computer so that members playing games or streaming wouldnât disturb the people next to them.
Ding-ge brought him over to an empty desk. âThe computer and equipment are all new, you can use them as you wish. If you donât like the feel of the mouse or keyboard, you can change them out. The teamâs been on break recently, so the second team all went home. I thought you might be afraid of living by yourself in the back, so this can be your seat for now.â
Jian Rong made a noise of assent before he looked down and gave a start after seeing his keyboard. âThis is?â
His keyboard was one of TTCâs custom models; the letter âRâ was on the upper left âescâ key.
Ding-ge let out an âohâ. âRoadâs custom keyboard, it hasnât gone on sale yet. Arenât you a fan of his? So I told them to change your keyboard to this version.â
Jian Rong: ââ¦â
Ding-geâs tone of voice was normal. After all, Roadâs fans were much too commonplace. Never mind the trainees, there were even quite a few players from big pro teams who were his fans.
Seeing Jian Rongâs downcast eyes, Ding-ge asked, âYou donât like it? You can change this anytime.â
âNo need.â Jian Rong shifted his gaze away from the keyboard. âItâs too much work to keep changing it⦠this one is fine.â
â
The tryouts officially began in the afternoon.
The first day consisted of Jian Rongâs individual tryouts.
It wasnât easy to schedule practice matches during a break, so the coaches had arranged four teammates and a full opposing team for him. These nine people were all TTCâs trainees, including two members from the second team who had gone home.
To prevent them from recognizing Jian Rong, the coach gave him an account with all champions unlocked.
Ding-ge and the other coaches gathered in the observation room, each person with a notebook in hand. Two computers were placed before them as well, and all the stats from the game would be directly displayed on the monitors.
Sitting in the back were the members of the first team, who had nothing else to do and came to watch the match.
Once everyone arrived, Ding-ge entered spectator mode and projected the interface onto a big screen.
Jian Rong sat in the practice room by himself. He finished adjusting his equipment, and after he pressed the âreadyâ button, the game started instantly.
Jian Rong didnât know who the other people in his team were, but they clearly knew each other. They started to discuss team composition in the team voice chat4, and finally, someone said, âWeâre missing a tankier champion for engaging. Mid, do you know how to play Galio?â
Jian Rong didnât say anything.
âMid?â the person tried calling again. âYou play Galio and just watch me this round, Iâll definitely carry you to victory.â
Even though the trainees didnât know what the purpose of this match was, everyone wanted to perform well in front of the coaches, so they all chose champions that were glass cannons but could also show off.
A few seconds later, Jian Rong selected LeBlanc, the Deceiver.
âBro, what are you doing?â That person was dissatisfied. âHow can we fight with all glass cannons? Couldnât you have just picked a big tanky engager champ and gotten carried?â
âHow about I choose a wet nurse and specially feed you milk?â Jian Rong asked.
The other side: ââ¦â
âOr I play Janna and escort you all the way back to your hometown with my wind?â
ââ¦â
The top lanerâs heart was thumping wildly. He hastily opened a WeChat group and sent: Oh shit! Why do I feel like this person is so fucking familiar?!
The champion that Jian Rong was playing this round was called LeBlanc; she possessed extremely big burst damage and agility. It was quite difficult to play her well, and the requirements for a playerâs ability level were very high.
The game started. Jian Rong had just walked to the middle lane when the enemy mid laner, Twisted Fate, flashed a Mastery Emote at him.
Xiao Bai couldnât help but suck in a breath of air through his teeth.
Yuan Qian said, âWhat is it?â
âWhen I watched his livestream before, any mid laner who flashes a Mastery Emote in front of himâ¦â Xiao Baiâs expression was complicated, ânever has a good ending.â
Xiao Bai turned out to be tragically prophetic.
Before Twisted Fate could reach level 6, he was solo killed by LeBlanc twice.
The second time, Jian Rong did a tower dive and forcefully killed him. Since the defensive turretâs damage was too high, right after Jian Rong killed the enemy, he also lost his life to the tower.
âA loss,â Yuan Qian said. âHe still has gold on him, yet he just trades with the other side like this?â
At level 6, Twisted Fate received his ult, which allowed him to teleport to any enemy on the map, and he began to wander around and help out his teammates.
Jian Rong was a step too late, only making it over after his teammates died in battle, but he still managed to kill the enemyâs support.
Pine: âWent over too late. Even if he exchanged a life, itâs still a loss.â
The more he watched, the more Xiao Baiâs brows furrowed. âHow come this person would prefer to gank someone in the jungle rather than participate in a team fight with his teammates? This champion of his is useless in the late game.â
Lu Boyuan watched the screen silently, not voicing any opinions.
Jian Rongâs playstyle was very obvious.
He simply didnât care about losses at all, nor did he care if his teammates needed help.
He only wanted to make his own equipment and level even stronger; he was already used to winning an entire game all by himself.
Yuan Qian glanced at the time. âThirty-five minutes in.â
Xiao Bai leaned against his chair, sounded a bit like he was delighting in Jian Rongâs misfortune. âHis LeBlanc is about to be unusable, everyoneâs equipment is leveled up in the late game. Who can he instakillâgoddamn??â
Before Xiao Bai could even finish talking, he saw Jian Rong toss out a blink damage skill5 towards a certain blind spot, trapping the ADC that just happened to be passing by. With a combo, he instakilled the enemy.
The ADC was still trying to run away all the way up until his death; he evidently hadnât reacted in time.
âHow did he see that?â Xiao Baiâs eyes widened. âDoes he have an x-ray cheat?â
âPredicted it.â Lu Boyuan finally spoke and explained, âAbout ten seconds ago, the ADC passed by one of Softâs wards6.â
âTen seconds agoâ¦â Xiao Baiâs eyes grew even rounder. âEven that can be predicted? Is heâah?â
Within the span of those few sentences, Jian Rong had slipped into the enemyâs jungle. After camping for a few seconds, he triumphantly killed the enemy top laner, who had come to kill a monster.
Xiao Bai: âHe can instakill⦠this top laner?â
âCanât do it instantly.â Yuan Qian was amused. âDidnât he have to use two combos? This blink skill of his is going to outplay the other side to death.â
These two kills successfully roused the opposing sideâs hatred.
Five minutes later. Three enemies were pursuing Jian Rong, and Jian Rong led them from the bot laneâs second tower all the way up to the top laneâs Baron Nashor7.
While he walked, he flashed his Mastery Emote. The other side wanted to give up quite a few times, but their rage flared again whenever they saw his Mastery Emote, and they chased madly after him.
Xiao Bai: ââ¦â
This time, even Pine stiffly hooked the corner of his mouth up. âBeautiful.â
During the last team fight, Jian Rong successfully pulled all of the enemyâs aggro. He instakilled the opposing mid laner and ADC, and he tricked the enemy team into wasting countless ults before gloriously dying in the enemyâs base.
His teammates successfully destroyed the enemyâs Nexus.
The game ended. Softâs first battle was victorious.
The moment they were sent back to the lobby, the chat instantly explodedâ
[Youâre Soft, right??]
[Fuck are you Soft!!!]
[Iâve definitely seen this LeBlanc before!!]
[Say something else, this time Iâll be able to recognize you for sure!]
The coaches couldnât help but lower their heads and laugh.
This kind of player who could exhibit their own personal style to the max⦠there really werenât many in the LPL.
After the match finished, Jian Rong shook out his fingers and let out a long breath of air.
Then he typedâ
[asdsdfz: Do I continue?]
[Ding-ge: For now, no need. You can leave the party.]
[Soft, could you please leave your WeChat]
[I watch your streams often!]
After Jian Rong saw Ding-geâs reply, he unhesitatingly withdrew from the party.
He got up and went to the bathroom. By the time he returned, there were two more people in the practice room.
Xiao Bai was sitting in front of his own computer, but his gaze couldnât help but drift over to the new computer next to him.
Pine asked, âWhat are you looking at?â
âLooking to see if heâs secretly scripting8.â Xiao Bai wore a serious expression.
Pine lifted an eyebrow noncommittally.
âTch. He actually did end up coming to our team.â Xiao Bai leaned back and adopted a paralyzed salted fish posture9. âBut you really canât tell that heâs so young, and so short too. Heâs just a little wimpy brat. When he stands next to my ge, itâs basically like looking at a chick and an eagle.â
Thinking of that, he snorted coldly. âIf he really ends up passing the tryouts and joining the team, Iâll isolate himâunless he starts calling me ge and apologizes to me. If notâ¦â
Clatter.
Hearing the noise, Xiao Bai swiveled around in his chair extremely slowly and locked gazes with Jian Rong, who was standing behind him and had just finished washing his face.
Xiao Bai: â.â
Jian Rong stared expressionlessly at him for a few seconds, before he suddenly gave a huff of laughter.
Xiao Baiâs scalp prickled.
Jian Rong said, âI can apologize.â
Xiao Bai: âItâs fine, itâs fine, no need to be so politeâ¦â
âApologize for which incident?â Jian Rong thought a bit. âThat time during the regular season when you pulled a reverse ult, and I said that your gameplay was super trash?â
Xiao Bai: ââ¦â
Jian Rong: âOr was it that time during the spring season when you couldnât land a single hook the entire game, and I said that as a blind person playing professionally, your spirit was commendable?â
Xiao Bai: ââ¦â¦â¦â
Jian Rong frowned. âOr was it that time during the quarterfinals knockout stage when you were ganked three times in the jungle, and I said that you were acting like Alice in Wonderland?â
Xiao Bai: ââ¦â¦â¦â¦â¦â
Jian Rong: âAlsoââ
Xiao Bai thought, If you insult me one more time, just watch me cry for you.
âIâll still grow taller.â
Xiao Bai: â?â
Remembering Xiao Baiâs description just then, Jian Rong felt his face darken. He said, âYouâre the one whoâs a chicken.â
Xiao Bai was stupefied by Jian Rongâs last two lines. Before he could come up with a good counterattack, he saw his ge walk into the room.
Xiao Bai was instantly about to snitch, but out of the corner of his eyes he caught a glimpse of the bottle of milk that Lu Boyuan was holding.
Jian Rong turned around, wanting to sit back down in front of his own computer, and came face-to-face with Lu Boyuan, who was wearing his team jacket draped over his shoulders.
Lu Boyuan lowered his gaze and stared at the âRâ on his keyboard. âDing-ge changed it out for you?â
Jian Rong was startled, and he instantly went quiet. â⦠en.â
âIt has my name on the back,â Lu Boyuan said. âIf you donât like it, tell him to change it.â
Jian Rong had just finished washing his face, so there was still water dripping from his chin. He reached up and rubbed it away before saying, âItâs fine, I can play with anything.â
Lu Boyuan hummed and put the milk on his table.
âThereâs more in the kitchen.â Lu Boyuan said, âDrink a bit more, grow a bit faster.â
Xiao Bai thought, Itâs over.
His ge had also stepped on a landmine.
Xiao Bai was about to sacrifice himself to save Lu Boyuan, but then he saw that the teenager who had just called him a chicken was currently sporting flaming red earsâpretty much the same way he had looked last time at the Worldsâ stadium.
Before Xiao Bai could recover, he heard Soft let out a very faint âohâ.
Then, he stiffly sat down, stiffly stuck in the straw, and stiffly started to drink the milk that the captain gave him.
Xiao Bai: ââ¦â
He sat up straight.
And decided that he would also give Soft milk next time.
Same explanation here as for his WeChat ID. è¸ (Rong) can be broken up into è¹(è) (cao) and è³ (er), which literally means grass ear, but that sounds dumb so I just left it as pinyin ^
æ¯è¸è¸ (mao rong rong) = fuzzy. Think like a little white fluff ball dog. Max floof! ^
The Bai in Xiao Bai means white. Pine calls him pale (white) ^
LoL actually doesnât have a team voice chat option (only party voice chat), so not sure if the author is just going with their own interpretation of this or if theyâre referring to some external voice chat? ^
If anyoneâs curious, they can check out LeBlancâs skills here to better visualize whatâs going on. Iâm pretty sure the skill JR is using is Distortion (but let me know if itâs not hahah) ^
Placing wards around the map strategically can notify you of the enemiesâ whereabouts ^
Baron Nashor is one of the most powerful neutral monsters in the game; killing it gives a big buff. The raws refer to this as âdragon pitâ but the dragon pit is another monster thatâs closer to the bot lane, so through research I concluded that the terms are just used differently in English vs Chinese. Again, if Iâm wrong, please correct me! ^
Scripting is just like bots, hacks, cheats. Basically using a software to play for you ^
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Wei: The return of the translation notes :â) Also wow Jian Rong is such a savage, poor Xiao Bai