482: Dadao
New Life As An Ecchi Girl With A “Big Surprise”
482: Dadao
âY-your Highness! P-please, this is a restricted area!â shouting came from down the hall. Remi recognized the voice as belonging to one of the guards, Richard.
âWe⦠We canât allow you to go further!â another trembling voice called out, Charlie, if Remi wasnât mistaken.
âYou canât?â a certain female voice asked, amused.
âT-the Captain will have our heads,â Richard attempted to explain.
âAnd what do you think will happen if you attempt to stop me? At the very least, if you remove yourselves from my sight, youâll get to live a few hours longer, hehe.â
âUghâ¦â
âP-please, princessââ
âNo! Either shut up and get out of my way or stand your ground.â
Neither Richard nor Charlie uttered another word. Not even twenty seconds later, a door opened and certain princess in a gothic black dress and with a big feathered top hat slowly walked through it.
An unwelcoming, dimly lit room with uneven stone walls, a scratched wooden table, a few chairs, and some damaged crates with supplies. Opposite to the door through which the gothic princess entered were the many thick vertical metal bars that isolated the solitary cell for which this room acted as a guard post, with one guard on duty.
The princess looked at the guard from head to feet. Sitting on one of the chairs, barely dressed, her hazel hair a mess, sweaty from either fear or exhaustion. The guardâs eyes were red as if she just spent the last hour crying her heart out. All in all, the guard looked like sheâd belong in the S.E.C.R.E.T. District rather than guarding anyone of importance.
âOne prisoner, one guard,â the princess said as walked forth, straight toward the cell where another girl laid on a bed of straws. âDo they think so little of your abilities, little sister?â
âSamiraâ¦â Mary said her sisterâs name and sat up on her so-called âbedâ.
âOh, you certainly have looked better,â Samira said when she saw Mary a little closer, and the âdressâ that the princess was given. Though it wasnât just the potato bag dress that caught Samiraâs eyes. âDoes it really get that hot in here?â
âOnly for those of us that have a beating heart,â Mary replied.
âHa! Thatâs rich coming from the âBloody Maryâ,â Samira laughed a little. âWhereâs the armor you stole?â
âNot stolenâa birthday gift,â Mary said.
âA gift? From whom?â
âFrom me, obviously. Itâs not like any of my dear sisters would be so caring.â
âWerenât you the one that did her utmost to avoid your entire family for over a month on your last birthday? Mother was very sad.â
âGood.â
âOooh, what tough little rebel!â Samira laughed. âStealing from the royal treasury, fucking and killing, but hiding behind your family name whenever its convenient.â
âI have so many role models to be inspired by,â Mary remarked without even a hint of a smile.
âSpeaking of birthdays, Melodyâs is coming up. Mother is hoping youâll be there too.â
âPass.â
âI donât think it was a request.â
âPass.â
âIf I cut your arms and legs off and dragged just your useless torso back to the castle, I donât think mother would mind.â
ââ¦â
âWhat you did in the Forge was a new level of stupid, even for you,â Samira said, her smile disappearing in an instant.
âI was bored,â Mary shrugged. âWho cares if I killed a few nobodies that were there to be killed anyway.â
âDonât play dumb! Iâm talking about your âexperimentsâ. Even though I warned you before, you still... No, you know what? This is fine!â
âWhat?â
âYou heard me,â a smile returned to Samiraâs lips and grew wider. âStay here! It looks like you even managed to make a friend here already.â
âE-eh?â a short sound escaped Remiâs lips.
âIâll talk to the captain about extending your stay in this lovely little place,â Samira continued, ignoring the guard behind her.
âYou have no right!â Mary jumped up. âIâm the Sixth Princess! Iâm free to go wherever I please!â
âIs that so?â Samira asked and dark mist spread around her.n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
Out of that mist a black skeleton materialized. It grabbed one of the vertical metal bars and squeezed through the gap between the bars. Its skull squeezed and deformed into a long, narrow shape and did not return to normal even after it entered Maryâs cell, armed with a long rusty dadao sword.
âSo, Sixth Princess, which limb shall we remove first?â Samira asked.