600: Pervy Thoughts
New Life As An Ecchi Girl With A “Big Surprise”
600: Pervy Thoughts
âOh, youâre done?â Ember asked when she saw Beatrice walk out from Samanthaâs bedroom.
âYes, are you?â Beatrice asked sharply.
âHm? Oh, our friendly chat?â Ember asked and after a nod from Beatrice replied, âYes, weâre best buddies now.â
âFuck you!â Flavna cursed while resting on a couch in Mimiâs care who applied some lotion on her burns.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om
âFantastic,â Beatrice said, barely caring either way.
âWill Samantha ever walk again?â Ember asked with a smile.
âWhat were those sounds?â Flavna asked. âIâve never heard anyone scream like that.â
âWell, you see, young captain,â Ember started to explain, âwhen two people love each other very muchââ
âShove it! Of course, I know about sex! Who doesnât? B-But thatââ
âI could heal those burns youâve got if you want,â Beatrice interrupted. âYou just need to spread your legs for a quickie andââ
âEXCUSE ME!?!â Flavna exclaimed, red in the face.
âHuh? You make it sound like some big deal in a city where practically everyone canât spend a day without drinking, drugging, fucking, or all three of the above,â Beatrice pointed out.
âIâm not like them!!â Flavna shouted, her flushed face growing even redder.
âSure, you arenât,â Beatrice didnât even hide her irritation. âWell, whatever. Endure it if it helps you feel special.â
With that said, Beatrice went straight for the exit. She then suddenly froze in place, as if she just remembered something important, turned back to Flavna and asked, âAbout the prisoners you took. Those from the Inn. Did you take all of them to âThe Pitsâ?â
âYes, why?â Flavna asked, adjusting her position while grimacing in pain.
âWe scoured your nasty dungeons but couldnât find one of my companions. Tabitha, a mage with green hair and similarly green, revealing outfit.â
âNever heard of her,â Flavna shrugged. âI didnât even get a chance to properly interrogate them before you turned the pits into that milk hellhole. Speaking ofââ
âThat canât be,â Beatrice didnât understand. âShe wasnât in the Pits; she didnât come to the Forge of Championsâ¦â
âMaybe your pyromaniac friend blew her to pieces along with Captain Rivaldo and over a dozen of my men when she lit the entire district ablaze.â
Beatriceâs glare turned sharply toward Ember. Is it really that stupidly simple? Beatrice wondered. No, something like that⦠Thereâs no way!
âWhy did you even decide to raid YâShtaraâs Inn at all?â Ember asked.
âLord Belmot received a tip from the Palace that certain wanted troublemakers lodged there,â Flavna said. âYouâll have to ask him where he got the information from.â
âHillariousâh-hey, where are you going?â Ember asked when she saw Beatrice walk right past her without another word.
âYou heard herâanother lead is dead.â Beatrice stated. âThose three who you fought together with Flavna were from that sex guild, right?â
âS.E.C.R.E.T. Guild, yeah,â Ember confirmed.
âWell, since theyâve allied themselves with those demon princesses, I figured Iâd take them out first, so that next time they canât interfere. After that Iâll take out one princess at a time until I get to the Queen and put an end to this one way or another,â Beatrice said and walked past the naked buff dude who was working his chiseled ass off to get the shop fixed as fast as humanly possible. And if it was possible to go beyond human limitations in carpentry, heâd be the first to do it.
âWell, sure, but⦠On your own?â Ember got up and hurried after Beatrice. âWait up! Whatâs gotten into you? The whole cityâs out to get us!â
âSo?â Beatrice asked, not slowing down. âTheyâd find us here sooner or later anyway.â
âE-Eh, c-captain?â Mimi nervously looked at the departing duo then at her captain, then at the duo.
âLet them go,â Flavna said. âAsuna wanted to take over the city guard? Theyâre her problem now.â
âW-would you slow down for just a moment?â Ember whispered to Beatrice who fast walked through the maze of dark alleys up toward the main city. âAt least let me rest up a bit! I wonât be able to help you again if run intoââ
âH-Hey!â one soldier called out to another from the end of a narrow alley. âIsnât that them?â
âY-Yeah, quick letâs call for-WHOAH!?â before the other guard could even finish his sentence, the most beautiful busty lady he ever saw was right in his face. He stared into those dazzling emerald eyes and got all mellow. He could have gazed into them foreverâ¦
âDonât you two just want to suck each other off soo badly?â Beatrice asked the two soldiers as she switched her gaze between them.
âO-Of course, I do!â one soldier confessed. âB-But Iâd never dare to ask! What if he rejected me? Not only would I ruin our friendshipââ
âW-Wait!!â the other soldier exclaimed. âYou too? Why didnât you say anything earlier!?â
âYou meanâ¦?â both soldiers stared into each otherâs eyes for a couple of seconds before their hands were all over each other.
âLetâs go,â Beatrice said to Ember, and the duo walked past the two men who practically ripped their armor off each other.
âWhat did you do to them?â Ember asked while looking back at the action.
âI just tested out a new Skill,â Beatrice said nonchalantly. âAfter triple-penetrating your friend I also got another level, so I decided to indulge myself a bit.â
Skill Name: Pervy Thoughts
Rank: C
Type: Eros Craft, Mishief Craft / Active
Cost: 50 Stamina
Cooldown: 20 minutes
Description: Makes up to two targets extremely susceptible to perverted thoughts. Great Willpower or B-Rank and higher protective spells are required to remain unaffected.
Requires line of sight. Maximum cast range 5 feet.
I cost two Skill Points, but if itâs this effective, then I might as well push it to the next Enhancement, Beatrice concluded as she continued her ascend to the main city.