713: Sausages

713: Sausages

“Hey, I think it got bigger!” Fentil, a skinny leopard beastkin called out to his friend. His fur was in a horrible condition: dirty, messed up, with patches missing; and his right eye wouldn’t stop twitching. “Yeah, it definitely got bigger, look! I told you that dust would make our dicks bigger!”

“Blah put that tiny sausage away before someone cuts it off for an appetizer!” Chil, a hippo beastkin covered his eyes. Though it was dark this deep in the lower ruins of the city, his eyes had adjusted all too well to catch a glimpse of the thing he wished to unsee: a sausage, fried crispy and juicy.

“It’s not a sausage it’s a dick, it’s not a sausage it’s a dick,” Chil kept repeating, trying to fight off the hunger that made him salivate.

“Damn right its not a sausage!” Fentil laughed as he shook his mediocre cock. “A giant cock! You just don’t want to see the truth that mine is finally bigger than yours!”

“As if! My pinky is bigger than your sausage!” Chil shouted and realized that all the fingers in front of his eyes were in fact sausages. And they smelled just like mama used to make them.

“Ah, if only Tasha could see me now!” Fentil grinned as he started rubbing one off, thinking of the girl of his dreams.

“Didn’t she spit in your face last time you saw her?” Chil asked.

“That was before I had this new dick. Now, I’ll be the one doing the spitting! Hey, do you have any more? If I make my dick as big as my leg, she’ll never spit on me again!”

“N-no I don’t,” Chil stuttered while he reached for the old pouch he hid in the inside pocket of his shirt. “Besides, this stuff isn’t even working right. Probably mixed with horn dust or something.”

“Oh, oh, ohhhh! Then if we get the real stuff, my dick will grow even bigger than my leg!?”

“Sure, Chil mumbled while he shook the pouch upside down over the palm of his giant hand. Only a few specs of black dust landed on his hand.

“MIIINE!!” Fentil jumped at Chil’s hand, but his legs got caught in his pulled down pants and he fell on the ground. Chil used that time to snort up what little dust there was just as Fentil crawled up to his hand with his salivating tongue out.

“Asshole!” Fentil shouted as he slurped and slobbered all over Chil’s hand.

“Get away from my sausages!” Chill screamed as he recoiled his hand and kicked Fentil away.

“I was the one who found the dust!” Fentil screamed.

“You still owe me for the last time!”

“This made up for that!”

“No, it didn’t! And next time I pick the house. That’s what I get for listening to you and playing it safe!”

“Better be safe than dead,” Fentil laughed and licked his lips while finally pulling up his pants. “Do you think they already killed that giant demon thing?”@@novelbin@@

“Maybe. I’ll wait here a little longer just in case. Can’t believe those idiots did not leg it as soon as they saw those tentacles.”

“Let’s just go already!” Fentil jumped up and down and scratched his forearm, ruining his fur even further. If we keep waiting here all the good stuff will be gone!”

“Did you even see that avalanche? Even if they eventually manage to kill that demon, it will take them weeks to clear it!”

“It’s probably fine already. Let’s go! Just find a little bit… Just a little!”

“Do you have a death wish!?” Chil shouted. “I saw that thing in the mines. What it did… I couldn’t count how many warriors tried to fight it and couldn’t even scratch it! It just toyed with them!”

“Oh yeah, I heard that we’re overdue for some demon babies, hehehe!” Fentil let out a crazed laugh. “We just need to find a girl to use as bait in case we run into a tentacle or two. And while they rape her, we grab the stuff!”

“You want to go through the city with a kidnap victim?”

“No, stupid! We tell her it’s a three-man job, share the loot three-way and all that, and after the tentacles grab her, it becomes a two-man job.”

“And if the tentacles don’t grab her?”

“Then we get her high and rape her ourselves,” Fentil explained the obvious.

“Where would we even find a girl weak enough, pretty enough, and stupid enough for this to work?”

“Oh nooo~!” they suddenly heard a girl’s voice coming from a distance. “I’m completely lost and can’t find my way out of these tight, damp, corridors! Why am I so horny despite being so tired?”

Fentil and Chil looked at each other and grinned.

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