chapter 7
If You Break My Heart I'll Date Your Father [Hiatus]
Aaron's POV
I was in a club, drinking shots after shots. My goal is to become drunk, not drop dead drunk but drunk enough.
Feeling the alcohol kicking in I took another shot turning it on my head, I am not a light weight my liquor tolerance is quite good so it's gonna take a while for me to actually get drunk.
"Pssp, hey bartender. How many shots did I take?" I asked in a bit of slur
"This is your 6th shot"
Generally I can still talk and function properly, but no one needs to know that. The bartender leans over, touching the tip of my cup giving me a grin.
"Don't you think you had enough now?" He asked in a low hoarse tone that vibrates with a hint of sexiness.
I know his person is hitting on me, I'm not stupid or drunk but his not my target tonight. I have a sexier target tonight.
"Give me another shot" I said with a slurring tone.
"Okay babe, but I'll give you 3 shots if you give me your number" he smirked, giving me a wink.
I chuckled mischievously then seductively grabbed his tie and dragged his face down closer, I eased up and whispered in his ear. "I have a got outside in the back of my car and I'd love to give 6 shots"
He drags back looking at me a little pale, he had taken the hint. Maybe threatening him was overboard but I needed him to keep the hint, cause some people let's be honest most people are insistent like that I say no swallowed digest that no.
After taking my 8th shot I felt this was the right time, I dial nick.
"Hehehehe Fufufu *hic* "
"....... Aaron?"
"Spencer... *Hic* .. come.. *hic* pick me up" I said slowly.
Honestly I was a bit drunk but as you can tell my mind is functioning well, so I'm still technically sober but no one needs to know that. And I purposely dialled Nick instead of Spencer, that way he was more convinced that I'm too drunk.
"Where are you?" I could hear the sweet worry and panic in his voice.
"Club!, club! Yeah! More shots *hiccup*"
I hand a signal to a different bartender to take the phone and tell him my whereabouts while bribing him. At the same time, he took the money and took the phone as well.
"Excuse me?" He asked quite nervously
"Who is this?" Nick asked sternly
"Woooo!!!, gimme more!" I made a sound in the background.
"Excuse me sir my name is Sin, do you know the person whom this phone belongs to?"
"Yes, his my friend" he answered naturally
"Well, your friend might need help getting home his-"
"Yeah, one more shot bartender babe!" I cut him off
"I will give you a link to his- SIR! Do you Mind?! I'll call security!"
Sin pretended to be struggling while I made shuffle noises.
"Do not do it!, send me the link to his whereabouts!" Nick said desperately
"Will.....do"
He hung up the phone then gave it to me and I fist bumped him. I think like this dude he seems cool.
"And you'll receive a second tip once he comes. If not I'll pay you again," I said sure to myself.
"You are very dangerous," he laughed, eating the cherry from the Martini I bought him.
"And very vengeful as well" I added
"Why don't you give me your number and I can be your personal backup, I'm a good side kick" he offers
"Sure"
We exchanged numbers then I got up to make a scene so I can play into the role of a broken heart ex boyfriend and not planning some diabolical plan to fuck my ex's sexy ass dad.
This is rule number one if you ever meet me in real life or someone like me don't fuck with them they'll burn your house down and party on it's ashes. Don't want to mess with me.