Chapter 116

In the end, the young man chose to listen.

A person's curiosity cannot be stopped. Qaq

Ji Kaimian: "Oh, it's not a big deal. I just want to remind you that the toilet god has woken up and is standing behind you to watch you connect with me."

The young man: ! ! !

The barrage really wants to meet this toilet god. Usually everyone hears ghosts in Master Ji's live broadcast room, and has never seen a god... Although he is a toilet god, he is still a god after all!

Of course, Ji Kaumian could see the toilet god. He smiled and said hello to the toilet god. Then he looked at the young man and said, "The toilet god was sleeping in the bathroom. You sneaked up on me and he woke up." "

Young man: "..."

It seems that he disturbed the toilet god's rest.

He timidly glanced back through the camera. Thinking that this person was a god and would definitely not scare him like a ghost, and that he had not done anything to hurt him in the past half month, he calmed down again.

"Master, my surname is Ren, please call me Da Ren." He introduced himself first, paused, and then asked, "Can I meet the toilet god?"

Ji Mumian looked behind him and asked for the toilet god's permission. Opinion.

The Toilet God had long heard that the Lord of the Underworld married a Queen of the Underworld, and when he saw the Queen of the Underworld for the first time today, he was very respectful, nodded and said, "Okay."

Ji Mumian then said to Da Ren: "Please send a private message with your birth date. Send it to me and I will open your eyes."

Da Ren immediately did it.

The next second, he saw the toilet god in the camera.

The Toilet God is a middle-aged man with an ordinary appearance. He doesn't seem to have anything special, but since he is a god, he is certainly not comparable to mortals.

So Daren was still respectful to the Toilet God. He turned to the Toilet God and bent down slightly, saying, "Hello."

The Toilet God said, "Sorry, I broke into your house without permission and disturbed your rest."

"No, no." Daren He waved his hands quickly and said, "It's my honor for the gods to come."

Although he is a toilet god, others are not as lucky as to see the gods!

Ji Mu Mian: "Aunt Toilet God, have you been staying at Da Ren's house recently?"

Da Ren: "...wait, aunt?"

What he saw was a middle-aged man. Could it be that the Toilet God used a blind trick?

The toilet god saw his doubts and took the initiative to explain: "I am a woman, and I have been staying at your house recently. You are a man, so you should pay attention to the impact, so I became a man."

Da Ren: "..."

Can it still be like this?

Ji Mu Mian explained to him: "Auntie the Toilet God is different from what you think. In fact, Auntie mainly protects and guides the souls who died in the toilet. In the past, many baby girls who were drowned in the toilet in ancient times were picked up by Auntie the Toilet God." Lead their souls to the underworld. "

Generally speaking, after death, the souls are led by the underworld, but the souls of those baby girls are very weak. After being drowned in the toilet, they can only be trapped in place and cannot escape. The toilet god aunt will rescue the souls of those baby girls and lead them to the underworld.

Both Da Ren and Danmu were a little surprised.

It turns out that this is the duty of the toilet god.

Ji Mu Mian: "You don't think Auntie Toilet God cleans toilets, do you?"

Da Ren: ...

Barrage: ...

I'm sorry, they got it wrong.

Ji MuMian's eyes fell on the toilet god: "Auntie, you have been staying at Da Ren's house recently. Are there any souls near his house that you need to rescue?"

Hearing this, Da Ren and Danmu also pricked up their ears.

Yes, the toilet god is here to protect and bring back the souls who died in the toilet, but there shouldn’t be any baby girls who drowned in the toilet in modern times, right?

The Toilet God looked at Da Ren and said: "There was a wife murder case in the building next door to his house half a month ago. The woman was pregnant with a child and was killed by her husband in the toilet. The souls of the mother and daughter were trapped in the toilet. After I rescued them, I asked them to take revenge and then sent them to the underworld."

She was originally going to leave after the incident was over, but she accidentally discovered that the bathroom in Daren's house was really clean, so she couldn't help but stay.

Ji Ka Mian promptly conveyed the words of the toilet god.

Barrage:? ? ?

Kill your wife? ? ?

The wife is still pregnant with the child? ? ?

This is a beast!

Daren thought for a while and said, "I seem to have heard about this case."

He has been busy writing a manuscript recently and rarely pays attention to outside news, but the murder case of his wife next door has made a lot of noise, and he learned some information from the owners. , so we know this.

Ji Kaimian: "There are news reports on the Internet, but they don't mention the specific motive and process of the crime."

Someone searched in the barrage, and sure enough, they found a news report about killing his wife half a month ago.

[Sigh, it’s all because there have been too many cases of wife murder recently. Everyone seems to be numb, so it didn’t cause a particularly big discussion. ]

[I hope there will be fewer cases like this, otherwise it will really make women afraid of marriage. ]

[Actually, there were more cases of wife murder in the past, but now that the Internet has developed, all the cases that have occurred have been exposed. 】

Everyone sighed and started discussing intensely.

The toilet god here said to Da Ren: "I'm sorry for bothering you for more than half a month and causing you trouble. I will give you a ray of golden light of merit from myself as an apology and rent. After today, I will leave you Home."

Da Ren didn't expect that he could still get rent. He widened his eyes and said, "Actually, no need..."

He didn't mind having one more person at home. He wrote novels and was usually very homely. Sometimes he wouldn't be home for several days. When he goes out, except during the day when his aunt comes to cook for him and he can exchange a few words with her, he spends the rest of the time alone. If the toilet god can stay, he can also chat with the toilet god.

But the toilet god shook his head and said, "I still have to pick up other souls, so I can't stay for a long time."

Although there are many fewer people dying in the toilet now, the main reason is that many baby girls are aborted before they are born, unlike in ancient times. She was later drowned in the toilet, but she was also responsible for the souls of aborted baby girls, and she had many tasks.

After hearing what the toilet god said, Daren couldn't help but frown and said, "I quite like my daughter, but unfortunately I am a non-marriage person and will never have children in this life."

He didn't quite understand those people who favored sons over daughters. Why would they insist on aborting a life if there was anything wrong with their daughter? He even less understood why those men who killed their wives were so violent.

It may also be because he is a non-marriage advocate and cannot understand a series of problems brought about by marriage.

Ji MuMian scanned his horoscope and said, "But I see your Hongluan star is moving, your marriage is coming, and your children's zodiac shows that you will have a daughter."

Da Ren:? ? ?

This is impossible, right? !

Ji Mu Mian: "This is what your life palace shows. You have a good character and will be very kind to your wife and daughter after marriage."

Da Ren was a little speechless: "...Master Ji, it's not that I don't believe you. I've heard of your name and know that you have every plan, but I have really decided to be single for the rest of my life. I even swore an oath to God. I I have long thought that after I take care of my parents, I will find a place to live in seclusion, and when I die, I will donate all my property."

He is also a well-known author, and he has written a book before. He has earned millions and is not very short of money. He is a homebody and doesn’t have much to do with his money. Apart from providing for his parents’ retirement, he has saved all the remaining money and plans to provide for himself in the future. When he dies, he Just donate the excess to society.

There are actually some people in the barrage who have the same idea as him. They are also celibate. They also plan to support their parents and let themselves go when they are old, and donate their money when they are old.

Da Ren paused and said, "Taking a step back, even if I get married, you said that I will be very good to my wife and daughter. I think this matter is still up for debate, because I have no confidence in my character. Do you want to Ah, I swore to God that I would be single, but I ended up breaking my vow to get married and have a daughter... I even lied to God, so I must not be a good character, so how could I be good to my wife and daughter?"

Ji Mumian: "..."

This The angle is quite tricky.

Danmaku was also amused.

[He has a pretty clear understanding of himself! ]

[It should be said that as a man, he understands the bad qualities of men very well. 】

【Laughing about getting rich, his words still make some sense. If he even deceives God, there is indeed something wrong with his character. ]

Ji Ka Mian shook his head in a funny way and said: "Judging from your appearance, there is nothing wrong with your character, and you do have a good marriage. You can always maintain doubts about your character, and maybe this will make your A happier marriage."

Da Ren: "..."

He is indeed in self-doubt now.

The Toilet God smiled at the side and said: "Congratulations."

After hearing what the Toilet God said, Da Ren slowly looked over and suddenly widened his eyes: "Master Ji, it couldn't be the Toilet God who gave me a ray of golden light of merit from her body, so I will get married and have a daughter, right?”

Toilet God:?

She is not Yue Lao...

Ji Mu Mian laughed: "Of course not, you are destined to have a wife and a daughter."

Da Ren: "...Oh."

OK, since it is destined, he can only accept it reluctantly.

Ji MuMian glanced at him and said, "Your book has just been serialized. Do you plan to write it for a year and a half?"

Da Ren nodded. Male novels are generally longer. He wrote his last novel for two years and earned Millions.

Ji Kaumian: "I think you should stop updating now. You will get married and have a daughter soon, so you won't have to ask for leave every day and readers will press for updates every day."

Da Ren:? ? ?

His marriage came so soon?

When Danmu heard this, he suddenly realized the significance of Da Ren asking Ji Mu Mian to tell fortunes.

[I think this hexagram is calculated for readers, right? It is better to take a break while the series is just starting than to take time off every day after the writing has become long. ]

[Reader: Thank you, Toilet God. If you hadn't woken up the author by watching TV in the middle of the night, and the author noticed something was wrong and came to Master Ji for fortune telling, we would have had to update it every day in the future! 】

【Hahaha, the toilet god has made great achievements. 】

Toilet God saw the barrage, touched his chin, and said: "Then his readers should be grateful for his mysophobia. If his bathroom was not so clean, I would not live in it."

Da Ren: "..."

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In short, this The first hexagram ends with Da Renxi mentioning his wife and daughter.

The barrages congratulated him one after another, and the toilet god gave him a ray of golden light of merit and then left.

Da Ren was left doubting his life.

When Da Ren resigned, Ji Mu Mian said with a smile: "Da Ren has a very good character. He will donate one-tenth of every royalties he receives. He has accumulated merit. He will not be bad to his wife and daughter in the future." ."

The comments all expressed that there are not many such good men left.

While everyone was making jokes, Ji Ka Mian started the second lottery draw.

The moment he handed out the lucky bag, an ID named "Great Luck This Year" bought 2,000 gifts.

As soon as the other party got on the mic, she said happily: "Master Ji, I'm your old fan. I bought your lucky charm a month ago, and within a few days, I really got lucky!"

Ji Kaemian swept her finger. He looked at his face and said with a smile: "Congratulations."

"My surname is Tian, ​​please call me Xiaotian." The smile on Xiaotian's face never went away, "You should have noticed that I only studied in a junior college, and my diploma is very low. I have never been anything. Good luck, I'm really lucky this time to earn so much money!"

After graduation, she worked as an online salesperson in a home improvement company, where she answered customers' questions online and attracted customers to the company. If the customers signed the order, she would You can get a commission of six points. She worked in the company for two years, and her monthly performance was mediocre. When she was doing well, she could earn more than 20,000 yuan a month, but when she was doing poorly, she could only earn a few thousand as a basic salary. But last month, after she bought Ji Kapok's talisman paper, it suddenly changed hands. A villa owner came to the company for consultation through her. He was quite satisfied with their company and signed a contract on the spot. The total construction price of the customer's home is 6.6 million. Last month, their company entered the site for decoration, and the customer paid 65% of the amount in advance, which is 4.3 million. She can get six points, so her salary this month is more than 260,000. After the customer pays off the balance later, she can still earn 140,000 yuan.

This was simply the rhythm of getting rich suddenly, and she felt that the reason why she suddenly became rich was entirely due to the effect of the luck charm, so she came to see Master Ji excitedly - she was not doing fortune telling, but mainly wanted to thank Master Ji.

Danmaku didn't know how much money she earned, but seeing how excited she was, I guessed that she must have earned a lot.

【Get rich! ]

[Ah ah ah, I also want to buy Master Ji's transport talisman! ]

[But I bought my wife's lucky charm, but I didn't make a fortune. Oooh, could it be that my posture when wearing the talisman is wrong? ]

[Actually, I want to remind Xiaotian that wealth should not be exposed. Now that you are saying that you are rich in front of more than 400,000 people in the live broadcast room, it is very likely that there are some of your acquaintances among them. You have to be careful. ]

[Yes, it is always right to be low-key. Even if no one harms you, if they know that you are rich, there will definitely be relatives, friends and classmates who will come to you to borrow money. 】

【What we are saying is that even if you make money, you must keep it tight and don't overestimate human nature. ]

Xiaotian couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the reminder in the barrage.

She is young and has never thought about keeping her wealth private. Today's salary was paid and she just received the payment message and couldn't wait to go on the mic to share the good news with Master Ji.

Being reminded like this by the barrage, she couldn't help but feel a little scared... Could it be possible that an acquaintance would really see this live broadcast and come to her to borrow money?

Ji Mu Mian looked at her and said, "Your eyebrows are darkened, you are indeed in danger."

At this time, Xiaotian was completely shocked, and his eyes suddenly widened, with fear in his eyes.

Could she be murdered for money?

But she only earned a few hundred thousand. There are so many rich people in the world, so no one should be keeping an eye on her, right?

Ji Ka Mian: "It has something to do with your money, but it's not about seeking money or killing people... Did you go back to your hometown once last month?"

Xiaotian nodded: "My grandpa celebrated his 70th birthday last month. I went back to celebrate his birthday."

Ji MuMian: "Did you encounter any unusual situations in your hometown?"

Xiaotian thought about it carefully and shook his head: "... It seems not. "

Their company has a one-day off system, so she only took two days of personal leave, which added up to three days of vacation. Excluding the time spent on the road, she only stayed in her hometown for two days, and she didn't go out during these two days. , and I haven’t encountered any abnormal situations.

Ji MuMian: "On the first day you came home, did a weasel come to steal your chickens?"

"Ah, yes!" Xiaotian exclaimed, "My dad caught that weasel. My dad originally wanted to kill it. But I told my dad that tomorrow is my grandpa’s birthday party and it’s not good to kill animals, so my dad let the weasels go.”

Her grandma would feed chickens at home every year, but every year the weasels would steal the chickens. Lasted for more than ten years. However, the weasel is very cunning and has never been caught. The weasel didn't know what happened last time, but it was actually caught by her father.

Ji MuMian: "That weasel happened to be in some trouble and was caught by your father when he was in a weak period." He paused and said, "But that weasel is humane and knows some magic. He did it for In return for letting him go, he cast a spell on you and gained you a certain amount of wealth."

Xiaotian:?

She suddenly understood.

Last month she suddenly signed a big deal, not because of Master Ji's luck charm, but because of the weasel's magic...

Ji Kaimian: "Yes."

Xiaotian: "..."

Ji Kaimian: "But this is the luck of wealth. , is controlled by the God of Wealth. In order to repay you, the weasel secretly allows you to gain wealth. This is definitely not allowed... You originally saved the weasel and deserved a good reward, but the weasel's repayment was too simple and crude, and it would implicate you. "

The weasel itself brings wealth. If it becomes the Baojiaxian, then the wealth it brings will comply with the rules of heaven. However, this weasel has not become the Baojiaxian of the Tian family, so the wealth it brings to Xiaotian is not legal.

A bad feeling arose in Xiaotian's heart.

Sure enough, Ji Ka Mian then said: "The wealth you gained during this period will be taken back, and you may be unlucky for a while."

Xiaotian: "..."

Xiaotian was about to cry but had no tears.

So the hundreds of thousands she earned last month will be taken back, and will she be unlucky in the future?

Danmu felt the same way as her.

[Xiaotian has the following six points to say:...]

[I don’t know for a moment whether this weasel is repaying a favor or taking revenge. ]

[Weasel: Just wait, my benefactor, I'll mess it up right now! 】

Oda: "..."