Chapter 13
My Live Broadcast Of Fortune Telling Became Very Popular
Liu Dong was also shocked. He thought he was the only one who had this problem!
As soon as he lowered his head, he saw his dad smiling awkwardly and politely on the other side of the video.
Liu Dong: "..."
A trace of sadness and anger suddenly surged in his heart.
What the hell kind of organization is this! Itâs so outrageous to specifically yell at their family!
It simply wipes out the ghost nature!
Liu Dong finally found his voice: "Master, please help us... I can pay extra..."
He looked helpless, and the barrage expressed deep sympathy for him.
Itâs really too tragic, so tragic, so tragic!
Ji MuMian shook his head and said, "No need to pay extra, your family's situation can be easily solved."
Liu Dong was stunned.
The ghosts are making such a fuss over their entire clan, is it easy to solve them?
Ji MuMian: "Because the person who beat you up is your father's great-grandfather."
Liu Dong:? ? ?
Father Liu:? ? ?
Barrage: Good guy, it turned out to be the ancestor who took action, no wonder the whole clan was reprimanded!
Liu Dongren felt numb.
The wicked guy who only slaps people in the face turned out to be his great-grandfather...
Ji Mumen: "Ten days ago, did your family move the graves of your ancestors?"
"Ah, yes!" Liu Dong reacted and couldn't believe it.
His eyes widened, "Master, what do you mean, my great-great-grandfather was not satisfied with the relocation of the ancestral graves, so my father, me, and my cousins ââwere taught a lesson?!" A man fled to his hometown, later married a wife and had children there, and developed into a big family. The ancestor of their branch was his great-grandfather, who had absolute authority in the family.
But Grandpa Gaozu has no reason to be angry, right?
You must know that before moving the ancestral tomb, they specifically asked the master to do the method and asked the ancestors for their opinions. The ancestors also agreed, including his great-grandfather!
After that, they spent a lot of money to invite famous Feng Shui masters and Yin Yang masters to choose a Feng Shui treasure land for their ancestors, and then found a suitable day to move the ancestral graves.
Everything went smoothly, how could Grandpa Gao be dissatisfied?
"What?! Grandpa did it?!" Father Liu was also shocked, and his voice rose several degrees.
What exactly does Grandpa have dissatisfaction with these descendants? Beating people in their dreams, swollen their faces, and depriving them of sex!
How much hatred and resentment!
Someone in the barrage raised a question: [Iâm the only one curious, why hasnât Liu Dongâs great-grandfather reincarnated yet? ã
Everyone:? ? ?
This is a good question.
Someone soon thought of the answer: [The fertility rate is low now, so maybe his great-great-grandfather was not ranked high. ã
Barrage: ...
Sounds very reasonable, but Liu Dong was in his 30s. According to the 25-year generation, his great-grandfather was about 130 years old. If his great-grandfather lived to be 70 years old, he died more than 60 years ago, which happened to be the population In the Big Bang era, there must be places for reincarnation.
After this analysis, everyone became more and more curious about why Liu Dong's great-grandfather did not reincarnate. Some barrages actually asked Liu Dong if he knew the reason.
Liu Dong: "..."
How could he know about the underworld?
Thatâs outrageous!
In the end, it was Ji Mumian who clarified everyoneâs doubts: âHis great-grandfather himself did not want to be reincarnated.â
Barrage: ...
Such a simple reason is something that no one expected = =
Seeing that the topic was getting further and further away, Ji Mumian got back to business, right? The Liu family and his son said, "Think carefully, did anything happen during the process of moving the ancestral tomb that made your ancestors unhappy?"
The Liu family and his son were very confused.
Everything in the relocation of the ancestral tombs was carried out according to the procedures, even the time was set by the master, and there were no mistakes!
Ji MuMian: "Is it really not there? Are you sure it's not there? How about you think about it again?"
Liu Dong and his son: "..."
Originally they were sure, but after Ji MuMian asked him three times in a row, they suddenly became unsure.
Is there really something wrong that caused the dissatisfaction of the ancestors?
The barrage is for fear that the world will not be in chaos.
[You must have made a mistake. ã
ãEither you are dishonest. ]
[At first I thought your whole family was miserable, but now I just find it funny. What a mistake you have made, your ancestors want to torture you like this. ã
Liu Dong: "..."
Liu's father: "..."
They want to know too! ! !
Ji Kaimian did not tell them the answer directly, but guided them: "You can recall the process of moving the ancestral grave."
"This matter has to start from this year's Qingming Festival..." Liu Dong began to recall.
Their hometown is in a very remote village, and their ancestral graves are far away in the mountains. Because no one has gone to the mountains in recent years, the roads are covered with thorns, thatch and bushes. Every time during the Qingming Festival, they have to bring machetes to the mountains to open roads to worship their ancestors. , because of this, during this yearâs Qingming Festival, their family discussed moving their ancestral graves to a closer place to facilitate Qingming worship.
Liu's father added: "We asked famous local masters to open a forum and the hexagrams showed that the ancestors agreed to move the tombs."
In other words, there is no problem in moving the ancestors' tombs.
Liu Dong began to recall the scene on the day when the ancestral tomb was moved: "We made preparations for several days. On the day when the ancestral tomb was officially moved, the weather was very good. Under the command of the master, it went smoothly. Both the adults and children in the family were present, and everything went smoothly. "It's normal."
Father Liu: "The only problem is that my cousin's granddaughter caught a cold due to the air conditioner, but it has nothing to do with moving to the ancestral grave, right?"
His cousin is 70 years old and has several grandchildren.
Ji Ka Mian: ...Of course that has nothing to do with it.
Liu Dong scratched his head: "I was busy with work and didn't stay in my hometown for too long. I went back to the provincial capital the day after I moved my ancestral graves. After I came back, I felt normal until I started dreaming about being beaten three days later..."
What happened next Everyone knows it.
Father Liu: "It's normal for me in my hometown... It's just that my face has been swollen for the past week, and I'm too embarrassed to go out to play mahjong..."
He has been at home, so he doesn't know that the whole male family has suffered.
Seeing that they had not found the key point, Ji Ka Mian simply stopped talking and said, "When you moved the ancestral tombs, the ancestors were sorted according to seniority and size, right?"
"That's right!" Father Liu said, "The one in the first row is my wife. Grandpa and grandma, they gave birth to seven sons in total. My grandpa is the youngest, so my grandparents are on the far right side of the second row, and my parents are on the third row. "You
can't make a mistake in this order, otherwise things will get messed up.
Ji MuMian: "Are you sure your ancestor's coffin and tomb correspond to each other?"
Father Liu: "?"
Of course it corresponds!
...Wait, even though he was present when the coffin was removed from the old grave, he didn't remember it seriously because the master and his cousin were in charge of this matter. Later, when the coffin was lowered into the new grave, he didn't pay attention to whether there was a mistake. With the master and his cousin under control, he naturally thought that there would be no problem.
Thinking about it now, he was really not sure whether the coffin and the grave corresponded...
Ji Mumian shook his head and said, "Master put your great-grandmother's coffin in the second row, and put your great-grandmother's eldest son in the first row." "
In other words, Father Liu's great-great-grandfather and great-grandmother were separated, and next to his great-great-grandfather was his great-grandfather's eldest son.
Barrage: How outrageous!
Father Liu: "..."
Liu Dong: "..."
The father and son looked at each other across the video, not knowing how to react.
For a long time, Liu's father murmured: "This... this is impossible..."
They invited the famous local Feng Shui master and Yin Yang master. The two masters helped move the grave together. How could it go wrong? !
Besides, his eldest cousin was still supervising.
Ji Mu Mian seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, and said calmly: "The master you hired is a half-hearted person. He only takes money but doesn't do anything. Your eldest cousin is already 70 years old and is a little mentally weak. He also trusts two masters wholeheartedly and has no time. He kept an eye on me all the time, so he didn't even notice that he made such a big mistake."
Father Liu: "..."
He was suffocating.
Ji Kaimian: "Actually, the patterns on your great-grandmother's coffin and her eldest son's coffin are different. As long as one of you descendants can confirm it carefully, there will be no mistakes. It's a pity that none of you take it seriously."
Liu Father: "..."
Liu Dong: "..."
Both father and son felt like their heads were exploding.
The barrage is also explosive.
[Wow, how interesting is it that different coffins can be mistaken? ]
[No wonder his ancestors went crazy. ã
ãWhat kind of unjust descendants! ã
ãIf you don't beat him to death, you won't be able to bear the pain that our ancestors suffered! ã
Ji MuMian said: "After the ceremony, you patted your butts and went home directly. No one noticed anything unusual. Do you think your ancestors can not be angry?"
The Liu family and his son looked at each other, and their hearts were filled with excitement. Strong guilt.
Relocating the ancestral graves is a very important thing for their family. They actually take it very seriously. Each family spent a lot of money and specially invited Feng Shui masters to find the Feng Shui treasures for a long time and chose the most suitable day to hold it. Ceremony, it was just that they all acted as masterminds and completely entrusted the matter to the master, which led to such a big mistake.
In the end, itâs still not caring enough.
Ji MuMian shrugged and said: "Your great-grandfather and his wife are gone, and your son is buried in the same row as him. He is very irritable every day and just wants to hit people."
The Liu family father and son: "..."
So he comes to beat him in his dreams every night. They, swollen their faces?
"He not only beat you descendants, he also beat two masters." Ji Mumian said, "Your cousin is the main person in charge of this matter. If he hadn't been older, he would have been punished more heavy than you."
Father Liu sighed.
In fact, it's not all the cousin's fault, all of them are at fault.
Ji MuMian hooked up his lower lip and said, "Your ancestors have a pretty good temper. Think about it, what would you do if this happened to you?"
Father Liu: "..."
Liu Dong: "... "
Then we must beat future generations to death! " !
Anyway, it will definitely not only swell the face, but at least the whole body will be swollen, and then the legs will be broken!
The barrage clicked.
[Dongzi, now you understand why you feel like vomiting when you sleep in the same bed with your wife. ]
[Ancestor: I donât even have a wife to hug me, you still want to hug your wife? dream! ã
ãDie to me! ]
Liu Dong: "..."
Father Liu: "..."
Stop scolding, stop scolding, I'm already going to kneel to my ancestors.