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Chapter 15

Chapter 15

My Live Broadcast Of Fortune Telling Became Very Popular

The news that Jiang Anyi, the richest man in Province J, came to Ji Kaimian for fortune telling quickly spread throughout the live broadcast platform. Many viewers came here because of the news, and the number of people in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded 500,000.

Although it is not as good as the data when the top stream collapses the house, but in this afternoon time period, with such popularity, it is still very good, firmly occupying the first place on the platform.

"Master, please tell me the cause of these strange things and give me some advice on how to resolve them." Jiang Anyi has seen big scenes, and he did not panic at all in front of an audience of 500,000, and was very calm.

Ji KaMian raised his eyebrows and said, "You should know a lot of powerful masters, right? What did they say?"

As the richest man in J Province, it is impossible for Jiang Anyi not to have familiar masters, especially since he also develops real estate, so he will definitely Ask a powerful Feng Shui master to arrange it.

Jiang Anyi confessed: "I did find a few familiar masters. After hearing my situation, they all said there was nothing they could do. They also specifically pointed me out and said that I would be able to find a suitable expert to help me solve my problems in the next two days."

He found a total of Two Buddhist masters and a Taoist master were all well-known local masters, but the three masters said that his matter was very difficult and suggested that he should not stick to acquaintances and old guys.

It happened that he heard about Ji MuMian from Li Jian's funeral, so he asked someone to check it out. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Ji MuMian fit the definition of a master as the masters said, so he came to the live broadcast room to ask Ji MuMian to take action.

Of course, because Ji Ka Mian was so young, he still had some doubts about Ji Ka Mian's ability at first, so he conducted some tests first. Fortunately, Master Ji was upright and did not argue with him.

Ji Ka Mian: "..."

It would be rude for him to care about the 1 million apology fee!

"They hinted that you came to me?" Ji MuMian was very surprised.

Do those masters know him?

He only broadcast live for the first time three days ago, so it stands to reason that those masters should not know about him.

Jiang Anyi: "I don't know, but I did receive their guidance and decided to come to you through Li Jian's matter."

Ji MuMian:?

Could it be an old acquaintance of my cousin?

He suppressed the doubts in his heart: "Okay, let's talk about your recent luck. Your eyebrows are dark and dark clouds are covering your head. It is indeed a very unlucky appearance. But you are destined to be rich and noble, and your luck in middle and old age is also very good. , there is no such calamity in your destiny. In other words, you cannot be unlucky this year, but your luck will explode. Your real estate should not have problems in the first place, but it will sell out, making your position as the richest man in Province J more stable."

Jiang Anyi was shocked: "Then...how could I be unlucky?"

Ji Mumian did not answer directly, but asked him: "Did you have a nightmare on the last day of last month?"

Jiang Anyi tried to remember: "I can't remember a little bit. "I often have nightmares during this period, either about being in a car accident or about being pushed downstairs... Wait, I remembered, on the last day of last month, I dreamed that I picked up a Buddha."

The Buddha statue in the dream was about the height of a person, and he was told that he was destined to it and asked him to worship it.

Looking back now, he could no longer remember what the Buddha looked like, but he almost had a car accident the next day, and he still thought it was useless to dream of a Buddha statue, so he had only a little impression of the dream.

Ji MuMian stared at him and said, "You agreed to enshrine it, right?"

Jiang Anyi's face was full of surprise and disbelief: "...Yes."

Ji MuMian: "But you didn't enshrine it after you woke up. , and even forgot about it."

Jiang Anyi: "..."

So he has been unlucky during this period because he broke his promise and the Buddha is taking revenge on him?

"But that was a dream..." He never thought that his bad luck was because of a dream.

Ji Mu Mian said calmly: "Some promises, even if they are made in dreams, must be fulfilled."

Jiang Anyi was shocked for a moment and remained silent for a long time.

For a long time, he asked anxiously: "Is it too late for me to offer it to it now? Will it accept it if I apologize?"

Ji Mu Mian: "Then you have to ask it."

After hearing this, Danmu was very curious.

【What do you mean? Is Mr. Jiang going to apologize in his dream? ]

[The Buddha statue is somewhat ignorant, how can he target the richest father! ]

[You can't say that, isn't it true that what you promised in a dream is nothing? ]

[It makes sense. It seems that our richest father is ignorant. 】

Jiang Anyi: "..."

Ji Mumian looked at the wild barrage and was very amused. He said to Jiang Anyi: "Go and ask the Buddha statue now to see if it will forgive you."

Jiang Anyi was even more stunned: "Now?"

He thought He had to dream at night to see the Buddha statue. After all, he and the Buddha communicated in a dream last time.

Ji Mumen hummed: "You can see it when you go to the study."

Jiang Anyi: "?"

An hour ago, he was working in the study and didn't see any Buddha statues.

He was full of doubts, but now he trusted Ji Kaimian very much, so he didn't ask any more questions and took his mobile phone to prepare to go to the study room on the second floor.

Ji MuMian called to him: "Wait, call two bodyguards to accompany you, lest you be scared."

Jiang Anyi: "..."

He has never experienced anything in his life. It may be difficult to scare him, but He didn't intend to disobey Ji MuMian, so he quickly called two bodyguards.

Then he reversed the camera to focus on the road ahead, and took the two bodyguards to the elevator at home to the second floor.

The barrage was exciting.

[Damn it, there is an elevator in the house, how big is this house! ]

[The decoration is so luxurious. The paintings in the corridor are probably worth more than my apartment, right? ! ]

[Is this where the richest man lives? I was so envious that I shed tears. 】

【Such a nice house, the nanny's room must also be nice, right? ]

[Don't say any more, I will apply for a nanny tomorrow! ]

[Don't compete with me for work upstairs! 】

Jiang Anyi didn't look at the barrage and walked straight to the door of the study.

Ji Kaumian kindly reminded: "Be mentally prepared first."

Jiang Anyi frowned slightly. It seemed that this Buddha statue was really scary, otherwise Master Ji would not remind him again and again.

He took a deep breath, pushed open the study door, and saw a tall Buddha statue standing opposite. It had a ferocious face, its eyes protruded outwards, and suddenly opened its bloody mouth and slowly gave him an evil smile. .

Jiang Anyi:! ! !

When did a Buddha statue appear in the study? !

Moreover, this Buddha statue has a ferocious face and is smiling directly at the door of the room. Don’t be too scary!

Even though he had experienced countless winds and rains, he was still frightened by the sudden appearance of the Buddha statue so that his heart beat faster and his hands and feet became weak. His mobile phone fell silently to the carpet, and the camera went black instantly. The two bodyguards he brought with him were also trembling. .

This doesn't look like a Buddha, but like an evil ghost!

The barrage also saw the ferocious appearance of the Buddha statue before the camera went black, and was so frightened that he trembled: [Fuck! It's grinning! It's grinning! ! ! 】

How could there be such a terrifying Buddha statue in this world!

Back, back, back! ! !

Ji Kaimian said in time: "Mr. Jiang, are you okay?"

Jiang Anyi didn't answer, and touched his heart tremblingly.

He regretted it now. He regretted that he only brought two bodyguards and did not bring the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill.

Ji MuMian reassured: "Don't worry, it won't hurt you for the time being. You point the camera at it, and I'll communicate with it."

Jiang Anyi suppressed the surging emotions in his heart, picked up the mobile phone on the ground, stepped back silently, and then put The camera focuses on the Buddha statue.

Ji Mu Mian thought of the fear that filled the screen just now, and reminded her thoughtfully: "If there are viewers who are afraid to watch, they can close their eyes or exit first."

There are indeed many people in the live broadcast room who are scared, but they are also curious about what is going on with this Buddha. Anyway, most people stayed and chose to cover their eyes not to see the picture and just listen to the sound.

Ji MuMian's eyes fell on the Buddha statue: "Hello."

The Buddha statue stared straight at the camera and uttered human words: "Fuck! I finally waited for a human who is not blind! The stupid Jiang Anyi not only forgot about me Even though he is blind and deaf, he doesn't even notice that I'm hanging in front of his nose every day and shouting in his ears! He's so angry that he wants to dig up his ancestral grave! "

Good guy, you speak the essence of the Chinese nation!

The ancestor is in peace with Buddha!

Ji Mu Mian silently wiped his sweat. Fortunately, only he could hear the output of the Buddha statue, and ordinary people including Jiang Anyi could not hear it. Otherwise, the live broadcast room would be blocked in minutes.

"Don't get excited yet." He tried to reason with the Buddha statue. "Mr. Jiang didn't forget you on purpose. He thought the scene in the dream was fake. And he is just an ordinary person. It's normal for him not to see you."

The Buddha statue was still very strange. Angry: "No matter! He promised to worship me, trapped me in his house and didn't fulfill his promise. I've been hungry for almost half a month! I want to shovel the shit out of his ears!"

Ah, this is still a place of origin. The Buddha of the Southwest.

Ji Mu Mian saw that he was so angry that his eyes were about to pop out, and he quickly responded: "Well, Mr. Jiang is indeed at fault."

When the barrage heard this, they all reacted.

[Is the master communicating with the Buddha statue? ]

[ Damn it, can it talk? ! ]

[Honey, please translate it, we want to hear it too. 】

Ji Kaimian: "..."

No, you definitely don't want to hear the quintessence of China with its southwest accent.

The Buddha statue obviously has its own temper and is not easy to be swayed: "Humph, you kid is still a bit cool, but I haven't calmed down yet..."

Its voice gradually became smaller, because it saw the rich golden light on Ji Ka Mian's body, even if it was separated from him. Even if you look at the screen, its eyes will flash.

"Fuck! Where did that turtle son Jiang Anyi find such a sharp genius like you? No wonder I can show up today! The bald donkey and cow nose he found before didn't have such strong merits as you, and I jumped up and down in front of them. , they can't even see it!" The Buddha statue cursed, as if it was extremely jealous of Ji MuMian, with a hint of flattery in its tone that it didn't even notice.

It has been in the study for more than half a month. Every time Jiang Anyi comes to the study, it jumps up and down in an attempt to attract Jiang Anyi's attention. Unfortunately, Jiang Anyi can't see it.

Last time Jiang Anyi invited Bald Donkey and Niubi to come, but he didn't find it either.

Ji MuMian: "..."

In fact, those masters are very powerful. I am afraid they have seen the Buddha statue a long time ago. However, this Buddha statue has not harmed anyone. The masters probably did not want to hurt it, so they asked Jiang Anyi to come to him for his poor ability. Some to conquer it.

What he didn't know was that several masters were actually no match for him. Although they could see the Buddha statue, they couldn't deal with it at all. Because this Buddha statue is born with Buddha nature, even if the masters in the world have profound skills, they cannot harm it without the protection of golden light of merit.

The Buddha praised him a few more words, with a guilty look on his face, and said: "You are very powerful. I can't beat you, but you have to be reasonable. Jiang Anyi promised to worship me but failed to do so. I should settle the score with him." ! You can't deal with me!"

Ji Mumian didn't expect that he could frighten this Buddha.

If you think about it carefully, what it said makes some sense. In the final analysis, it was Jiang Anyi who broke his promise first, or Jiang Anyi, the party concerned, should communicate with it to resolve the matter.

"Mr. Jiang, don't panic if you hear some sounds that others can't hear later." Ji Mu Mian silently recited Jiang Anyi's birth date and performed a few hand gestures so that Jiang Anyi could hear the Buddha's speech.

This technique was also included in those two books. He practiced it for the first time and it went smoothly.

Jiang Anyi guessed that he wanted to communicate with the Buddha statue, and immediately nodded: "Okay."

Ji Mumian gestured to the Buddha statue: "You can express your grievances and dissatisfaction, Mr. Jiang is listening."

The Buddha statue was originally a little afraid of him, so he restrained himself. It showed some temper, but Jiang Anyi, the promise breaker, was finally able to hear it speak, which made it extremely excited. It couldn't help but let go and started to spray: "You little bitch, you have screwed me up! I need to eat incense and worship him." , I’ve been so hungry for the past half month that I’ve been dizzy! Damn it, I really want to punch you and spin you around in the sky!”

Jiang Anyi: “…”

Being scolded so hard that everyone was numb. .

"Hurry up and burn some incense for me, I'm hungry!" The Buddha statue roared, and with its murderous expression of gnashing teeth, it looked even more ferocious and terrifying.

Ji Kamian reminded it friendly: "I am broadcasting live, and 500,000 people can see your twisted appearance."

The Buddha's eyes suddenly jumped out, then quickly bounced back into their sockets, staring at the camera in disbelief.

It turns out that the talented little genius opposite the camera is not video chatting with Jiang Anyi, but live broadcasting?

Its expression slowly became stiff.

Then, it slowly showed a kind smile, then raised its hands to make a lotus gesture, showing love for all living beings.

Jiang Anyi:...

Ji Kaimian:...

Have all the Buddhas who were born in the southwest learned to change facial makeup? So skilled, so perfect!

Barrage: It’s a little cute, what’s going on!

"You melon boy, I told you that you were live broadcasting!" The Buddha statue was quite careful about his image, complaining, but his expression was still dignified.

Ji Ka Mian: "...I took the liberty."

At this point, whether it is Ji Ka Mian, Jiang An Yi, or the audience in the live broadcast room, they have all seen through the phenomenon the essence of the Buddha statue -

This is not a scary Buddha, this is a sand sculpture Buddha!

Ji Mu Mian: "Since you can speak human words and transform into human forms, you must be very powerful. Then you should also know that you were tricked into entering Mr. Jiang's dream and establishing a worship relationship with Mr. Jiang. "

The Buddha statue was indeed very clear, and curled his lips: "So what, he agreed to worship me anyway!"

It also remembered to maintain its image at all times, curled up the corner of its mouth and immediately restored its kind expression.

Jiang Anyi: "..."

He was silent for a moment, then turned to Ji MuMian, "Master, what you mean is that it wasn't the Buddha who took the initiative to find me in the dream, but that both the Buddha and I were plotted?"

Ji MuMian nodded: " Someone used your birth date to summon an evil thing and wanted you to be cursed. This Buddha accidentally broke into your dream. It is not an evil thing and has not harmed anyone."

Jiang Anyi was speechless for a long time.

Ji Mu Mian: "Actually, you have to thank this Buddha statue. It's just not serious, but it has no evil thoughts. If it were replaced by other evil objects full of evil thoughts, then you would not only be unlucky, but you would also be in danger of your life. You His family will not survive, and they will eventually be destroyed."

Jiang Anyi: "..."

The Buddha was very dissatisfied with Ji Kaimian's words: "Who is not serious?"

He looked at Jiang Anyi who was in a trance, and directly activated his taunting skills, "The richest man in the world is. Can you bear this? You are too flexible! I want to terminate the worship relationship with you!"

Jiang Anyi: "..."

He is so unlucky that he has been tricked and almost lost his family, and this Buddha is still mocking him. He...his quick-acting heart-saving pill!

The richest man Jiang felt that he was too strong, and he did not fall down even after being hit like this: "Master, please tell me, who wants to harm me?"

The author has something to say:

Richest man Jiang: Really, I regret that I only brought two Useless bodyguard.

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