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Chapter 34

Chapter 34

My Live Broadcast Of Fortune Telling Became Very Popular

Brother Hou’s live broadcast room is almost full of people who are worried about the world being in chaos. They were all waiting for Brother Hou to step on Ji Ka Mian under his feet, but it turned out that Brother Hou had hemorrhoids, and they were speechless for a while.

Hemorrhoids are always a bit difficult to talk about, especially since men are basically concerned with saving face. Some of the male spectators who came to watch the fun felt very social, and some even felt embarrassed for Brother Monkey.

There were a lot of Kapok lurking in the live broadcast room. They originally wanted to turn on the mic and scold Brother Monkey for sucking blood, but before they could take action, Ji Kapok, the main character, slapped Brother Monkey in the face himself. The Kapok people felt very happy and immediately activated their taunting skills.

[Oops, more than 200,000 people in the live broadcast room now know that Brother Hou has hemorrhoids. Brother Hou’s hemorrhoids are going to be famous. 】

【We are just ordinary netizens. Knowing such private things about you is really a bit ambiguous. 】

【I made a fortune by laughing, how can this not be considered a bloody disaster? 】

【Will Brother Monkey still have hemorrhoid surgery in two days? What should I do if there is severe bleeding? 】

Brother Monkey also felt very social, his face turned the color of pig liver, and he raised his voice to deny: "You are talking nonsense, I don't have hemorrhoids at all!"

He canceled the operation when he returned!

Anyway, Ji Ka Mian said that he would bleed heavily, which proved that the operation would fail, and he heard that hemorrhoids would recur even after surgery, so he might as well not do it!

From this point of view, he actually believed in Ji Kaimian's fortune telling. He had watched Ji Kaemian's live broadcast and knew that Ji Kaemian was a bit mysterious. But wealth and wealth come from danger. He also figured out that Ji MuMian had a good temper and was a master who followed the right path. He would not do anything to him, so he dared to step on Ji MuMian and rise to the top.

Whenever you encounter someone with a bad temper, you can directly use magic to curse him, or incite fans to bully him online - online violence is illegal, but in a sinking market like Kuaiyin, there are some legally illiterate Internet celebrity anchors who like to incite fans Let’s talk about Internet violence. Previously, a female anchor was so violent that she committed suicide.

Ji Mu Mian stared at him coldly: "You know whether you have hemorrhoids or not. The hospital has records of the surgery you scheduled, and you can check it out at a glance."

This monkey brother misjudged his temper. Okay, but that doesn't mean he will swallow his anger.

Brother Monkey couldn't refute and could only stare at him angrily.

Ji Mu Mian was not afraid of him. He glanced at his life palace calmly and said, "Even if you escape the hemorrhoid surgery this time, if your intentions are not right, you will still suffer a bloody disaster sooner or later."

His eyes were obviously calm, but Brother Monkey was. I feel a chill on my back.

"You...you're so stupid!" He swallowed his saliva and yelled bluffingly.

Ji Ka Mian took two steps forward, stood in front of him, and said slowly: "The reason why you come to find trouble with me is, firstly, because you want to step on me and gain traffic, and secondly, someone has given you a benefit, right? Brother

Monkey's eyes dodge: "I...I don't understand what you are talking about!"

He is obviously feeling guilty.

Ji Mu Mian looked at him with a half-smile but not a smile: "If I'm not wrong, you signed with Ye Ye Shengxiao's guild."

As soon as the four words Ye Ye Shengxiao came out, the audience in Brother Monkey's live broadcast room became excited. Ye Ye Shengxiao is one of the most famous female anchors in Kuaiyin. She is very well-known and has many fans. More importantly, Ye Ye Shengxiao had a grudge against Ji MuMian, and her two eldest brothers on the list fell into Ji MuMian's hands. Now that she has sent Brother Monkey to deal with Ji MuMian, it shows that she has a grudge against Ji MuMian. Many of her male fans are still insulting Ji MuMian in private messages, calling her dirty.

Everyone went to look at Brother Hou's homepage. The union on it was indeed the same as Ye Ye Shengxiao's union.

So Brother Monkey is just a pawn, and this is clearly a fight between two big anchors.

Those watching the excitement can't wait to see the follow-up.

[Tsk, tsk, no wonder Brother Monkey dares to challenge Master Ji. It turns out there is someone behind him. 】

【Well done, Brother Monkey, you've won half the battle by climbing up Ye Ye Shengxiao! ]

[Brother Monkey, hurry up! Don't be a coward! ]

[Down with the charlatan Ji Kapok! ]

Brother Monkey didn’t read the barrage, but he could guess what the barrage was saying.

But he didn’t dare to go up!

Ji KaMian could not only figure out that he had to undergo hemorrhoid surgery, but also figure out that he was being instigated by Ye Ye Shengxiao, and that his ability was a little greater than he imagined. Now he was riding a tiger and it was difficult to get off.

He backed away slowly, secretly wondering if he should run away.

When he became nervous, the camera trembled a little, and it happened to bring Pei Jiujing and Zhang Qingyun behind Ji Mumen into the camera. However, the camera turned very quickly, and the two people only appeared for about 2 seconds.

Kapok people are very sharp-eyed and can spot Pei Jiujing in just 2 seconds.

[Is the man behind my wife the handsome guy who appeared in Xue Yinghou’s video before? ]

[It really looks like it! Judging by the height, that should be it! ]

[So my wife and the handsome man stick together every day? 】

Unfortunately, their barrages were quickly drowned out.

Everyone else in the live broadcast room was shouting at Brother Monkey to stop being cowardly and waiting for Brother Monkey to challenge Ji Kaimian.

[Brother Monkey, if you are so cowardly, I will look down on you! 】

【Stop jijiji, you have the big anchor Ye Yeshengxiao to give you the complete answer, so what are you afraid of! superior! 】

【If you don't have sex, you're not a man! ]

Brother Monkey took one look at the barrage and knew that it was impossible for him to run away today. Otherwise, not only would he not be able to get traffic, but he would also be laughed at by the people watching the fun. He secretly cheered himself up and shouted

to Ji Kaimian: "Stop spouting nonsense here. Although I signed a contract with Ye Ye Shengxiao's company, I have never met Ye Ye Shengxiao, and I don't know her in real life."

After that, he calmed down a lot. Although he was indeed instigated by Ye Ye Shengxiao to find trouble with Ji MuMian, Ji MuMian couldn't find any evidence for a while. As long as he was beaten to death and refused to admit it, Ji MuMian could get it. how is he?

Thinking of this, he regained his courage and stopped being frightened. He showed a sarcastic smile to Ji Kaimian: "I would like to ask you, Ye Ye Shengxiao, a girl who live broadcasts peacefully, has not offended you. You Why would a grown man hold on to her? "

Although he was still a little afraid of Ji MuMian's methods, if he thought about it carefully, Ji MuMian would only reveal that he had hemorrhoids, so he really had nothing to fear, after all, he was If you are not a good-looking anchor, you don’t have to pay attention to your image all the time like those effeminate men.

The audience in his live broadcast room really liked him, the little loser shouted at the big anchor, how majestic it was!

[Well done, Brother Monkey! You must use this kind of momentum to kill the big anchor! ]

[I'm also wondering. Ye Ye Shengxiao is such a good girl. Ji Kapok is so mean-spirited this year and keeps targeting her. ]

[Brother Monkey, come on, let our goddess vent her anger! 】

The kapok people are going to be pissed off.

Ye Ye Shengxiao, those two wealthy brothers are seeking their own death, what do they have to do with Ji Kaemian?

It was Ye Ye Shengxiao who hated last season's kapok, but this monkey brother actually beat him up!

Ji KaMian was calm and composed: "She gave you 500,000 yuan and promised to connect with you on live broadcasts in the future and bring you traffic, so you promised her to come to trouble me, right?"

Brother Monkey acted carelessly. Appearance: "You liar really likes to talk nonsense. Let me tell you, no one instigated me. I simply couldn't bear to see you pretending to be a master and cheating money so I came to expose you."

Seeing that he was stubborn, Ji Mumen sneered and said, "You probably don't know. If you are punished by Heavenly Punishment and enter the Ming Palace, you will not only suffer bloody disasters, but also jail."

Brother Monkey's face stiffened, and he subconsciously retorted: "You are too crow-mouthed." ..."

Before he finished speaking, Ji Mu Mian interrupted him: "Fifteen years ago, when you were 16 years old, you and several of your peers from the village went to work on the coast. Because you couldn't bear the hardship, you chose to do petty theft. Robbery in the dark. One evening, you robbed a middle-aged man on the road, stabbed him with a knife, and took away the 20,000 yuan in cash and his gold watch."

He took another step forward, almost. He stood in front of Brother Monkey and said word by word, "You stabbed me with the knife, and you threw the knife into the sewer."

Brother Monkey's face turned pale.

"Later, you were afraid that the matter would be exposed and you would be arrested and jailed, so you ran back to your hometown to hide overnight." Ji Mumian continued, "The surveillance system back then was not comprehensive enough. The place you chose happened to be relatively remote and no surveillance was installed, so you escaped a disaster. . After returning to your hometown, you were uneasy and kept the matter secret. No one knew that you had stabbed someone. Later, your peers in the village got married and had children, and gradually forgot about what happened back then, and you didn't care. , I feel that it has been so long, and no one can find out about you, so you dare to show your face as the anchor."

Brother Monkey was shocked.

Fifteen years ago, he did stab someone.

He did not do well in elementary school, so he went to work in a factory after graduating from junior high school. Because the work in the factory was too tiring and the wages were low, it was hard and tiring. He worked for half a month and then ran away. Later, he followed several peers in the village. Be a gangster and be a thief. After stabbing someone that time, he and several fellow villagers ran back to his hometown overnight to escape the news. Fortunately, no police came for him after more than half a year.

Since the matter was not exposed, of course he didn't take it to heart.

After so many years, he had almost forgotten it.

Now that Ji MuMian mentioned it, and thought of the prison sentence Ji MuMian mentioned, for some reason, a strong uneasiness flashed through his heart.

Ji Kaimian: "You stabbed the middle-aged man on the road next to the factory in the suburbs. The location you chose was very remote. After you ran away, no one passed there for several hours. No one noticed that something had happened to him. He eventually lost blood. "More deaths."

He stared at Brother Monkey, "In other words, he was stabbed to death by you, and you killed someone."

Brother Monkey was so panicked that he shook his head desperately: "No, no, I didn't..." "

But his reaction said it all.

The lively viewers in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

【What? Brother Monkey is a murderer? ]

[Originally, Brother Monkey had the courage to challenge the big anchor. I thought he was pretty awesome, but this is the result? ]

[Good guy, this is my first time meeting a challenge anchor, who challenges himself to go to jail. ]

Ji Mu Mian stared at Brother Hou and said: "This case has been recorded by the local police. The retrospective period has not passed yet. If you kill someone, you will have to go to jail." He curled his lower lip coldly, "Isn't this the case? "Is he going to jail?"

Brother Monkey: "..."

He originally thought that Ji Mumian would at most reveal that he had hemorrhoids or some other bad living habits, such as smoking and drinking, but he never thought about it. Kapok will also expose the fact that he stabbed someone fifteen years ago!

It's over now. There are more than 200,000 people watching his live broadcast. So many people know that he killed someone...

No!

He suddenly thought that since Ji Mu Mian said that there was no surveillance video of him and his fellow villagers committing crimes, there was no evidence to prove that he stabbed someone, and he could completely escape legal punishment!

"You are slandering me!" His lifted heart suddenly fell back to where it was before, he raised his neck and stared back at Ji MuMian arrogantly, "I have never stabbed anyone or killed anyone. You are spreading rumors. , I can sue you!"

The contempt on Ji MuMian's lips became thicker: "Oh, you are sure that the incident happened fifteen years ago, and there was no surveillance camera to capture the footage, and there was no evidence left. The victim died again, and there is no evidence. , that’s why you dare to speak harshly, right?”

That’s what Brother Monkey thinks.

Of course, it was impossible for him to admit it on the surface. He just deliberately used aggressive tactics to provoke Ji Kaimian: "If you have the ability, come up with evidence, otherwise you will slander me, slander me, and spread rumors!"

When the audience in his live broadcast room heard this, they seemed to That's what happened.

Even if Brother Monkey really kills someone, there must be evidence before he can be arrested and put in jail.

Some spectators who did not mind the excitement helped him shout.

[Master Ji, please provide evidence! 】

【Don't beep without evidence, it makes you look retarded. ]

[Haha, a certain master is finally going to overturn. I'm going to open a bottle of beer to celebrate! ]

When the Kapok people saw these barrages, they became angry.

Because they remembered the gay husband of rich woman Xingxing.

[The Zhu Yi from before also insisted that there was no evidence and kept shouting in front of his wife. ]

[As a result, my wife directly summoned the ghost of the victim, Sister Tang. ]

[Brother Monkey, be careful, maybe the victim will come to you soon. 】

These barrages were also submerged in those watching the excitement, but the Kapok people were not anxious at all.

They have great confidence in Ji Kapok.

Seeing Brother Monkey's arrogant look, Ji Mu Mian was silent for a few seconds and said, "It seems you don't want to admit it."

"Recognize what?" Brother Monkey shook his legs, "I didn't really kill anyone, okay? I'm sitting upright, but I'm not afraid of you throwing dirty water on me. You do, let me see what other tricks you can play and what dirty water you can throw on my head!"

He looked like a villain. , it’s really infuriating to watch.

Zhang Qingyun in the back couldn't stand it anymore, so he rolled up his sleeves and went up to argue.

Pei Jiujing glanced at him lightly: "Let him handle it by himself."

It was not that he didn't feel sorry for Ji MuMian, nor was he willing to watch Ji MuMian being provoked, but he knew that Ji MuMian definitely didn't want others to interfere at this time, and he also knew that Ji MuMian was completely Able to cope.

Zhang Qingyun immediately calmed down when he thought of Ji Ka Mian's abilities.

Yes, Master Ji can even deal with ghost babies and Buddha statues, so how can he be afraid of a clown like Brother Monkey?

Ji MuMian no longer had the patience to talk nonsense with Brother Monkey, and sneered: "Let's see how long you can keep your tough talk."

Since Brother Monkey dared to suck his blood and step on him to get the upper hand, he would have to bear the corresponding consequences.

He directly made a hand gesture and cast a spell on Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey suddenly said: "I did stab someone fifteen years ago... At that time, we saw him riding a bicycle passing the factory road, and we followed him. Originally, we just wanted to steal his bicycle and wallet, but he He dared to resist. I happened to be carrying a fruit knife and stabbed him in the stomach. He fell to the ground bleeding. I was very scared and quickly ran away with my fellow villagers. Before I ran away, a fellow villager took off his knife. We didn't ask for the watch or the bicycle, because the bicycle would have to be taken out by someone, and it would probably expose us for stabbing someone. "

We were still young at the time, and we were afraid of stabbing someone, so we bought train tickets and ran back to our hometown overnight," he said. He paused for a few seconds and suddenly laughed, "We were riding a green train at that time. There were many people on the train. We also stole a few wallets and made a lot of money."

He immediately revealed what he had done back then. come out.

The live broadcast room was confused.

【what happened? Why did he admit it all of a sudden? ]

[ Could it be that Ji Kapok cast a spell? But I didn’t see Ji Ka Mian take action! The camera kept pointing at him, and I kept staring at him without even blinking. ]

[No, he seemed to have raised his fingers just now, as if he was making a secret gesture? 】

During the barrage speculation, Ji Kaimian took the initiative to clarify their doubts: "I used the power of truth, and he can only tell the truth."

Hearing this, the audience in the live broadcast room had mixed reactions.

Some finally realized how scary Ji Ka Mian was and didn’t dare to make noise anymore, but others questioned how Ji Ka Mian could use magic to deal with ordinary people. Some even clamored that Ji Ka Mian was an evil cultivator who used crooked magic techniques to force Brother Monkey to admit his crimes. .

Ji MuMian couldn't see the barrage and didn't know that someone was questioning him and labeling him as an evil cultivator.

Of course, even if he saw it, he wouldn't pay attention.

He just stared at Brother Monkey expressionlessly and said: "You admitted with your own mouth that you stabbed someone, and you have to go to jail."

Brother Monkey's mouth was only controlled, but his consciousness was very clear. He stared at Ji Kaemian with red eyes. , as if he wanted to kill Ji Kapok.

Ji Kaumian: "Several of your fellow villagers were also responsible for committing the crime. In fact, even if you don't admit it, the police can go to your fellow villagers to make confessions. Their psychological quality is not as good as yours, and they will probably admit guilt as soon as they are arrested."

Brother Monkey: "..."

He didn't expect this.

But Ji Mu Mian was right. Two of his fellow villagers were very timid, and their legs weakened when they saw the police. At first, they could only follow them to show off.

He was anxious and couldn't help but yell at Ji MuMian: "You are so vicious! I just want to take advantage of your traffic. Why did you expose the fact that I stabbed someone? How can you be so cruel!"

Ji MuMian:?

This question is quite unique.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't bear to watch.

【Bullshit. 】

【Brother Monkey's psychological quality is amazing. I always felt that I was thick-skinned, until I met Brother Monkey... I was really ashamed of myself. ]

[It's good. We should learn from his beautiful mental state of not blaming ourselves but only blaming others. 】

【Never blame yourself, always insult others, write it down. 】

Kapok people: ...

They originally wanted to scold Brother Monkey for being shameless, but they were made happy when they saw these barrages.

Brother Monkey was still cursing: "Why did you become the top anchor of Kuaiyin after only broadcasting twice? I have been broadcasting for almost a year, and my daily turnover is only tens of dollars. It is not as good as what I earned as a thief." It’s a lot of money! What’s wrong with your traffic? You won’t die. Can’t you show some kindness and help me?”

“Don’t your fans say you are honest and kind? Why don’t you help me?” Expose the mistakes I made more than ten years ago? I think you are not honest and kind, but evil-hearted!"

The audience in the live broadcast room stared at him in shock.

Originally, many people came to join in the fun, looking forward to seeing the little diaosi compete with the big anchor. They didn't come to see the little diaosi make a fool of themselves!

Ji Mu Mian was too lazy to pay attention to Brother Monkey's dirty words and asked directly about another matter: "You took Ye Ye Shengxiao's money to find fault with me today, right?"

Brother Monkey glared at him fiercely: " So what? Ye Ye Shengxiao gave me 500,000 yuan and promised to bring me traffic. She is much kinder than you!"

Live broadcast room audience: ...

Ji Mumian used a body-holding technique on him, and then took him. cell phone, looked at the camera, and said: "You also heard it. He personally admitted that he stabbed someone, and he also personally admitted that Ye Ye Shengxiao instigated him to come to trouble me."

The audience was excited when they saw him appear in front of the camera. .

Many of the people who gathered in Brother Hou's live broadcast room to watch the excitement couldn't stand Ji Kaimian, so they started to find faults one after another.

[You are using magic to force Brother Monkey, but we don’t recognize it! ]

[You must have used evil magic. Why didn't the Taoist Association come out to take care of you? 】

【Brother Monkey is right, he is a low-level anchor, what's wrong with you for a little bit of traffic? It's so inhumane for you to kill them all like this! 】

Ji Ka Mian glanced at these critical barrages and smiled slightly: "You probably don't know that ostracism will also have retribution. Even if you insult others online, it is still considered ostium, even if you are separated by the Internet. , these consequences will also fall on you."

The keyboard warriors behind the screen were stunned, feeling a little cold in their feet.

But there are also those who do not believe in evil and continue to scold him: "Just pretend to be X, I will see when you overturn!" ]

Ji Mu Mian was too lazy to talk to these trolls anymore and put the phone back into Brother Hou's hand: "I'll call the police right away. Just wait for the police to come."

·

Ye Ye Shengxiao was watching Brother Hou's live broadcast at home.

She was originally full of confidence, thinking that Brother Monkey would definitely ruin Ji Mumeng's reputation this time, but the result told her that Brother Monkey was not only found out about the crimes he committed more than ten years ago, but also exposed her. Both she and Brother Monkey Losing miserably.

Kapok is really evil this season.

It seemed like no matter what she tried, she couldn't get back at him.

"How could this happen..." She bit her bright red fingernails, "How can he be ruined?"

What's even more sinister is that she recently found a few masters in the metaphysics world to deal with Ji Mumian, but those masters didn't listen. When Ji Kaimian's name came up, they unanimously refused to take her order.

I don’t know what the background of Ji Mu Mian is, which makes the metaphysics world so fearful.

She was a little scared at first, but the hatred for Ji MuMian in her heart finally defeated her fear, and she decided to attack Ji MuMian.

Fortunately, her boss helped her find a very powerful Taoist priest who was said to have some evil methods and could just deal with Ji Mu Mian.

"Wait, I will trample you under my feet!" She stared at Ji Ka Mian on the screen, with deep hatred flashing in her eyes.

As for why she had such deep hatred for Ji MuMian, she actually couldn't explain it herself, but she just couldn't give it in. She always felt that Ji MuMian was her nemesis. She had an intuition that if she didn't step on Ji MuMian, Her luck in this life is gone.

She was gearing up, preparing to attack Ji MuMian as soon as the Taoist priest invited by her boss arrived.

But when she thought about Brother Monkey's exposure to hemorrhoids, she recalled her own experience and murmured: "Although I don't have hemorrhoids, I had plastic surgery and breast augmentation and had an abortion... If it were exposed, would my older brothers lose their powder?"

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