Chapter 47
My Live Broadcast Of Fortune Telling Became Very Popular
Barrage was shocked when he heard Ji Mu Mianâs story.
[I donât understand the world of Juan Wang, this is too Juan! ]
[How else could he be a god of learning? He became the deputy chief physician at a young age, and even after he died, he was chosen by the underworld to work as an errand. We ordinary people don't have this ability. ã
ãthat is! Can ordinary people compare with the god of learning? Are we worthy? ã
ãI heard that the most successful people in the world have one thing in common, that is, they are full of energy. They are destined to succeed as humans, but they are also very successful as ghosts! ã
ãStudy God, please accept my worship. ã
Fang Yuan was very happy when he heard that his senior brother wanted to stay in the hospital. Then he heard that his senior brother said that he would be detained for 24 hours. He thought of the fear of being dominated by his senior brother, and for a moment he was filled with panic. He said, "Senior brother, I want to stay in the hospital." No, you should go to the underworld and become an official... From now on, when our junior brothers and sisters go to the underworld, we will have you as our backer."
Qiu Xue Shen looked at him.
Fangyuan didn't give up and expressed his heart firmly: "...Senior brother, I really don't want to get involved."
He just hugged his senior brother's thigh and begged him to let them go. The doctor was already very tired and busy. If senior brother gave them more Assign a task, they... do they still have a way to survive?
Qiu Xue Shen: "..."
Ji Mu Mian smiled and said, "Xue Shen, just go to work in the underworld. The underworld also needs you very much."
Xie Shisan stood at the door and added: "Be a secretary to King Qin Guang Very busy, but probably not as busy as the hospital. He can still find time to go back to the hospital to study medical skills. The underworld does not restrict him from working part-time."
Ji Mumian looked back at him, conveyed his words to Qiu Xueshen, and smiled at Qiu Xue. God said: "You should have guessed it. In fact, the underworld wants to poach you, and I really hope you go."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage was shocked again.
ãFuck! Is the underworld poaching people personally? ? ? ]
[As expected of a god of learning, he gets robbed wherever he goes! Worship the god of study, I hope my studies go well! ]
[Am I the only one who noticed that my wife just looked back? Could it be that my wife is communicating with people from the underworld? Otherwise, how would my wife know that the underworld wants to poach the god of learning? ]
[Wow, you are so sharp-eyed upstairs! Very possible! As expected, my wife is cheating, and she even has connections in the underworld! ]
Ji Mu Mian glanced at the barrage. Although the barrage guessed it correctly, he certainly couldn't admit it and shrugged: "Taoist priests can communicate with yin and yang. Just think that I am communicating with people from the underworld in my dream."
Mu was used to being fooled by him and replied to him very perfunctorily: "Yeah, everything you said is right." ]
Ji Mu Mian: "..."
He smiled and his eyes fell on Qiu Xueshen, "You don't have to make a decision now. Contact me after you think about it."
Qiu Xueshen glanced at the junior student next to him and said: "No need to think about it, I accept the job in the underworld."
The main reason was that the look in the eyes of junior fellow student Fangyuan was so pitiful that he felt soft-hearted and decided to let the junior fellow students go.
Of course, after completing his work in the underworld, he would still come back from time to time to whip his fellow students^_^
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Jia Guohua had been in his own collapse mood until he heard that Qiu Xueshen was poached to work in the underworld, and he suddenly raised his head , stared at the camera, and said: "Why can he go to the underworld to be an official?"
Fang Yuan pointed the camera at him: "My senior brother went to the underworld to work as an official, do you have any objections? How many people did my senior brother save during his lifetime, and how much merit did he accumulate? Why can't you become an official in the underworld?"
He sneered, "Are you afraid? You killed my senior brother, are you afraid that my senior brother will retaliate against you in the underworld?"
Jia Guohua was shocked by his thoughts. Quickly shouted: "Your senior brother was killed by the men in black robes, I was used, and I am also innocent!"
Ji Mumian said calmly: "Everyone is innocent, this is not your decision, it is God's decision, How many sins you have committed will be remembered by heaven. As for Qiu Xue Shen, he is such a good person that he will not deliberately retaliate against you when you go to hell. If your father is implicated by you, not only will he die soon, but he will also bear a share of karma after death, and he will have to suffer enough punishment in hell before he can be reincarnated. "
Parents doing evil will harm their children, and children doing evil will also implicate their parents.
Hearing this, Jia Guohua turned pale, looked at his biological father on the bed, and suddenly shouted: "My father has no idea about my harm to others. He has been in a coma. Why should he bear the responsibility?"
He considered himself a filial son. In order to keep his own father alive, he would kill Dr. Qiu, an innocent person. Now Ji MuMian told him that not only would his biological father not survive, he would die earlier because of his involvement, and he would be punished by hell if he died. How could he accept it?
Ji MuMian sneered: "What kind of filial son are you? If you are really a filial son, you should let your father do the surgery instead of killing people."
He paused, "If your father accepted Qiu Xueshen's surgery at the beginning, at least he can live for another five years, but now you can only implicate your father and go to hell."
Jia Guohua: "..."
Fang Yuan nodded and said, "Although his father's condition is critical, Brother Qiu has made a careful surgical plan. The success rate is very high. If his father undergoes the operation, he will have no problem living for another five years." He stared at Jia Guohua, with a strong look of ridicule on his face, "Actually, after the death of Senior Brother Qiu, the director and deputy director also died. You can continue to operate on his father, but his father's condition has worsened because of his insistence. In the past six months, his father's health has become worse and worse, and now he can't do the operation even if he wants to."
Ji Mumian stared at Jia Guohua . : "You heard it, if your father had the operation half a year ago, the chance of success would be very high. But you delayed it for half a year. Even if you didn't do anything evil, your father's current condition can no longer be operated on and he can only wait to die. All this is because you were stupid and delayed your father's treatment time."
Jia Guohua staggered, as if he couldn't accept this fact.
Ji MuMian didn't sympathize with him at all and continued to stab his heart: "That's why I said you are not a filial son. You are the culprit who killed your own father."
"No... I am not the culprit..." Jia Guohua said again He collapsed and knelt down in front of his father's hospital bed with a plop.
He was indeed shocked. If he had not believed in the man in black robe, and if he had refused to use magic to save his father's life, would his father really have been able to live for a few more years, and he would not have to bear the sin of murder? .
Unfortunately it was too late.
He knelt on the ground, grabbed his father's hand, and cried sobbingly: "Dad, I'm sorry for you..."
Ji Mumian smiled coldly: "This man really has a problem with his character. He has not learned from Qiu Xue Shen yet. Apologize."
Danmu also felt that Jia Guohua's brain circuit was amazing.
[I donât know whether to call him stupid or poisonous, but itâs not the way a normal person thinks. ]
[ Regardless of whether his motive is to be filial to his biological father, it is wrong for him to use sorcery to harm others, and his filial piety towards his father is also a form of false filial piety. ]
[You're right, if I were his father and knew that he exchanged another person's life for mine, I would definitely whip him. ]
[I donât understand this kind of person, and I donât want to, as long as he gets retribution. ã
Perhaps some people were moved by Jia Guohua's filial piety to his biological father, but most viewers are normal people and cannot understand such easy killing behavior.
What's more, the person Jia Guohua killed was Qiu Xueshen, a kind and talented person, and everyone would only hate him even more.
As a victim, Qiu Xueshen looked very calm.
After knowing that Jia Guohua would get retribution, he no longer cared about the father and son, and didn't even bother to look at Jia Guohua.
Ji Kaimian smiled.
As expected, he is a god of learning. Sometimes his thinking is complicated, but sometimes it is pure and simple.
He smiled and said to Qiu Xueshen: "Someone will take you to the underworld soon. Don't be afraid when you see it. Just follow."
Qiu Xueshen nodded, indicating that he remembered.
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This prediction is completely over, and the number of people in the live broadcast room remains at more than 300,000.
After Ji Mu Mian waited for Fangyuan to unload the wheat, he deliberately turned off his own wheat, turned to look at Xie Shisan, and said, "Are you going to pick up Qiu Xue Shen?"
Xie Shisan said with a smile: "Of course it is the first hall. I recommend talents to King Qin Guang, and I am very worthy of him."
Ji MuMian: "..."
He suddenly felt worried about the work harmony of his husband's subordinates.
Xie Shisan waved to Ji Kaimian: "Sister-in-law, I went to play with Xiao Mi Ling. If you need anything, call me."
After saying that, he floated away.
Ji Kaimian: "..."
When he turned on the mic again, he found that the barrage was all discussing his talisman.
He scrolled through the chat history and found that an ID named 'Likes Barbecue' had posted three barrages -
[Honey, the amulet you drew last time was really useful! Yesterday I was almost bitten by a big dog without a leash. Fortunately, I had the talisman with me and the dog bounced away from the talisman! ]
[The talisman paper was placed in my school bag. When I went back and opened the bag, the talisman paper had turned into a ball of ashes. ]
[It was the talisman that saved me! Wife, the amulet is really magical! Hurry up and get on the little yellow car. I want to buy eight or ten for all my family members to wear. ã
This barbecue classmate has been in the live broadcast room since the first day Ji Ka Mian started broadcasting. She is very active in speaking. She is also a young rich woman and has given Ji Ka Mian a lot of gifts. Therefore, the old viewers in the live broadcast room are very familiar with her. There is absolutely no way she is Ji Ka Mian's supporter.
In fact, Kuaiyin Lucky Bag will indeed tend to favor viewers who are highly active and spend a lot of money.
It was precisely because the students who were eating barbecue sent these three barrages that everyone shifted the topic from Qiu Xue Shen to the talisman paper.
Ji Ka Mian originally wanted to ask about the effect of the talisman paper, and said with a smile: "Is the talisman paper really useful?"
Eat BBQ: [Really! Wife, your talismans are very magical, just like you! ]
Ji Ka Mian: ...
What a bad description = =
But with the feedback from his classmates who were eating barbecue, he gained more confidence in the effect of his talisman paper.
At least the effect of the amulet is good. As for the hair growth amulet, it will probably take some time before anyone can give feedback. He also sent the hair growth amulet to Teacher Tao before. Maybe he can ask Teacher Tao later about the effect.
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Just when everyone was discussing the talisman in a lively manner, and Ji Ka Mian said that he would hang a small yellow car today, the second hexagram came.
There is an ID of 'picking up a baby boy' who swiped a gift of 2,000 and applied for Wheat.
Seeing this name, Ji Mu Mian frowned.
Kuaiyin is a declining market, and there are indeed very few people in the comment area picking up boys. However, there are many young people in the audience of his live broadcast room, especially the active ones who are not very old. He did not expect that there would be people asking for a baby. Come to him.
Danmaku was also surprised to see this ID.
ã? ? ? ]
[ Picking up a baby boy? ! ! ! ã
ãAre you blatantly asking about having a son? ]
[I feel physically sick and want to vomit when I see this kind of ID. ]
[Hurry up and get on the mic, let's see which shameless inheritor of incense cancer actually dares to come to the live broadcast room to get scolded. ]
Ji Ka Mian agreed to Lian Mai.
Two women appeared in the camera. One was very young, with deep dark circles under her eyes, and a haggard face. The other was about 50 years old, always frowning, as if she had something on her mind.
The young woman timidly said: "Master, hello, my name is Xiao Ji, this is my mother-in-law, you can call me Aunt Yang."
Ji Mu Mian hummed, glanced at the fortune palaces of her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and asked: "What do you want to calculate?" ?"
Of course he knew what the two wanted to do. Even without looking at their faces, he could guess it just from their IDs.
Xiao Ji said: "I want to calculate when I can give birth to a son."
The barrage filled the screen with question marks.
[Did she really ask? ? ? ã
ãHow courageous! ]
[No, why are the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law on the mic? Where is her husband? ]
[Does her husband not want to have a son to carry on the family line? Dog Head]
[The person upstairs is really right, her husband is dead, and it must be a woman who wants to carry on the family line. ã
In fact, everyone knows that it is basically men who most want to have sons to carry on the family line. When a woman marries a man, she will be influenced by the man and will also want to have sons, but the real root cause still lies in the man.
Ji MuMian looked at Xiao Ji indifferently and said, "You should know that this is not a feudal society, right?"
Xiao Ji's face froze, obviously understanding the meaning of Ji MuMian's words, she turned to look at her mother-in-law next to her, but did not do anything Voice.
Her mother-in-law, Ms. Yang, was not embarrassed at all. Even though she knew the connotation of Ji Mu Mian, even though she was literate and knew the barrages that scolded them, she was very confident and shouted in a loud voice: "What's the matter, can't we have sons in modern society? Our family just wants a boy, and I also want a grandson, isnât that okay? Is it your turn to make irresponsible remarks about our family's affairs?"
Ji Mu Mian: "..."
The barrage also fills the screen with 666.
Ms. Yang has a strong fighting spirit and is still sending out firepower: "There are people picking up male babies everywhere on the Internet. You have the ability to scold everyone who picks up male babies! Will it cost you your life if we pick up a baby boy? You are so sensitive! I just like my son, I just like my son, what's going on, you guys come and beat me!"
⦠Damn it!
Danmaku was infected by her fighting spirit and couldn't help but confront her. [Donât tell me, if I see a rotten person picking up a baby boy, I will scold him! ã
ãOld woman who deserves a beating, you are also a woman, you are so patriarchal, aren't you afraid of going to hell? ! ]
[Fuck, my fists are hard and I want to hit someone. Old lady, donât show up in front of me. I have been practicing boxing for ten years and I am sure to send you to the West with one punch! ]
[Old woman, send your own son to fight quickly. You are a woman. I donât want to scold you, but I just want to scold your son. ã
ãIs your son a eunuch? What's the point of hiding behind his mother and wife? Let him come out to fight! ]
[Her son may be dead. ã Over there, Ms. Yang saw the barrage saying that her son was dead, and she became even more crazy now. She cursed the barrage for not having a good death, and then scolded Ji Mumen for not managing the live broadcast room and letting these idiots curse her son.
Ji Kaimian: "..." Everyone saw that this crazy woman actually had a weird face as the anchor, and they opened the mic even more enthusiastically.
[No wonder your son canât give birth to a son, and you donât have a grandchild to hold you. Itâs just that your mouth is too broken and your heart is too poisonous. Thatâs why God punishes you by not giving you a grandchild! ]
[You dare to criticize boys over girls in public. I think you deserve to be scolded! ]
[Old woman, just wait. If you are so vicious, you will definitely cut off your descendants. ]
[Why doesn't your son take away your crazy mother? He looks at you going crazy and is indifferent. This is the baby boy you love. ã
Ji Kaimian: "..."
Good guy, this is the first time that barrages and customers have appeared in his live broadcast room.
He loves both Danmaku and his customers, but this time he chose to stand on Danmaku.
This is not over yet. The classmate who just reported that the talisman paper "I love to eat barbecue" is very effective spent money to make floating screen barrages: [Wife, I request to be on the mic, I want to confront her. ã
Ji MuMian: "..."
Although this barbecue classmate has never asked him to have his fortune told, he is always online every live broadcast and has given him many gifts. He should not have refused.
However, if he allowed her to go on the mic, the incident would escalate, and he was afraid that the live broadcast room would be blocked.
So he appeased the barbecue classmates and the excited audience, then looked at the camera, stared at Ms. Yang, and said, "If you continue to scold me, I will refund your money and not accept your decision."
This . The threat was still very effective, and Ms. Yang immediately shut up.
But she was still angry in her heart. She turned around and yelled at her daughter-in-law next to her: "You are a dead person! Why didn't you yell back when you saw them calling your husband dead?"
She felt sorry for her son who was cursed and was very dissatisfied with her daughter-in-law's failure to defend him. son.
Xiao Ji lowered his head and said nothing.
"I'm so angry. My son doesn't know what he sees in you and insists on marrying you!" Ms. Yang pinched her arm hard and continued to yell at her, "I've already said it, why are you so clueless?" If you have good eyesight, please give me a glass of water!"
Xiaoji immediately ran out of the camera to give her some water.
When Danmaku saw this, he wanted to curse again.
Ji Mu Mian calmed everyone's anger in time: "Don't be angry, leave it all to me."
Danmu knew that he must have a way to deal with crazy people like Ms. Yang, and he also remembered that he said that evil will be punished, so with his comfort , but he became much calmer.
[Master, itâs up to you! You must help us vent our anger, otherwise I will be too angry to sleep tonight! ]
[This crazy woman is really sick. I hope to see her, her husband and her son go to hell. ã
ãI have no other wish, I just hope that her son will have no descendants. ã
Ms. Yang looked at the barrage and wanted to curse again.
Ji Mu Mian looked at her coldly: "You usually don't watch the live broadcast. It was your son who asked you and your daughter-in-law to come to the live broadcast room to ask me for fortune telling, right?"
He pointed out what her son had done as soon as he opened his mouth, and Ms. Yang couldn't bear it. He couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
To be honest, she really didn't know this anchor named Ji MuMian, and she didn't know if he was good or not. She even thought that Ji MuMian must be a liar because he was so young. But her son repeatedly emphasized to her that this master was very powerful and could definitely calculate whether he would have a son in his life, and even if he could not give birth to a son, this master might be able to help him have a son.
It was for this reason that she was just afraid that Ji Ka Mian would not accept her refund.
Otherwise, with her temper, she would definitely defeat all the invincible opponents in the world.
Now that she saw that Ji MuMian could really count on her son to be behind the scenes, she felt a sense of awe towards Ji MuMian and did not dare to curse anyone again.
She didn't curse, but she couldn't control the barrage: [It was indeed her son who instigated it! The creatures of the underworld don't dare to show themselves, they only dare to hide behind their mother and wife! ã
Ms. Yang hates seeing her son being scolded the most. She saw the barrage scolding her son again. Even though she was in awe of Ji MuMian, she couldn't control her mouth.
The moment she opened her mouth, Ji MuMian warned her again: "I don't mind returning the money to you now."
He was always very kind to his customers. This was his first time threatening someone, but he didn't feel any guilt at all, because He could see from Ms. Yang's face that she was countless times worse in reality than she appeared in the live broadcast room at the moment. He would never be polite to evil people, nor would he feel guilty towards evil people.
Ms. Yang took a deep breath and held back her anger.
At this time, Xiaoji came back with a water glass and handed it to her respectfully.
She glared at Xiaoji fiercely and pushed the teacup: "Come quickly and show me, master, when will you give birth to a boy for my son!"
Ji Mumian looked at Xiaoji and said, "Please tell me your birth date. Send it over and I'll calculate it for you."
The old viewers in the live broadcast room felt that his words were a bit strange. After all, everyone knew that he could calculate a person's life by just looking at his face, without any birth date.
But no one said anything, because they all guessed that there must be a reason for him to do this.
Ji Kaimian quickly received a private message from Xiaoji, but the content was not what he wanted to see.
He looked coldly and stared at Ms. Yang: "Let your daughter-in-law tell it by herself. I want your daughter-in-law's birthday and birth date, not your son's. If you act like a monster again, I will kick you straight."
Ms. Yang curled her lips. He muttered: "But master, what I want to calculate is whether my son can give birth to a boy, and what does it have to do with my daughter-in-law. If my son can give birth, it must be my daughter-in-law's problem, and I have to find another daughter-in-law. "
Barrage:? ? ?
Grass!
The fist is hard again!
Her most obvious meaning was that if the daughter-in-law could not give birth to a son, then let her son divorce and marry another woman, so she just wanted to know whether her son could give birth to a boy.
Ji MuMian sneered: "It seems you really don't want to ask me for fortune telling..."
Before he finished speaking, he received another private message, this time it was Xiaoji's birth date.
Ms. Yang always remembered her son's words, saying that this time Master Ji had a way to let her son have a boy, so she did not dare to disobey Ji MuMian, fearing that Ji MuMian would really give up.
Ji MuMian made a fortune with his birth date, then looked at Xiao Ji and said, "You will have a son."
There was a hint of surprise on Xiao Ji's face.
Ms. Yang was all smiles: "Master, are you right? Can my daughter-in-law really give birth to a son? If she can give me a grandson, I will not let my son divorce her."
Ji Mu Mian looked indifferently. Looking at her: "But your son will never have a son in his life. Even if you adopt a boy, you won't be able to support him. Your son will have no descendants."
As soon as these words came out, Ms. Yang seemed to have heard some bad news and stared at the screen.
But the barrage was fun to hear.
[My anger suddenly disappeared, I deserve it! ]
[I'm going to open a bottle of Coke to celebrate. ]
[I was looking forward to this result. Fortunately, I was not disappointed. Old lady, your son is going to die! ]
[Everyone sing with me: Today is a good day, anything you want can come true~]
[Trumpet, trumpet, trumpet: Old woman, your son is going to die! ã
Then the screen was filled with this loudspeaker barrage, and everyone was in perfect agreement, taking Ms. Yang's breath away.
As expected, Ms. Yang was so angry that she was shaking all over. She pointed at the camera and started to curse: "You bunch of beasts..."
But when she said this, she couldn't breathe, and she swallowed all the curses.
Xiaoji quickly gave her some luck.
Ms. Yang slapped her in the face with her backhand: "Don't pretend to be kind here! The master said that you have a son, but my son can't give birth to a boy. Doesn't this mean you cheated?! You bitch, how dare you cheat on me?" You're stealing from my son! I can't kill you!"
But her palm didn't touch Xiaoji.
When her palm was about to touch Xiao Ji's face, she suddenly felt an invisible force grabbing her wrist. Then she found that her palm was out of control, and she slapped herself hard in turn.
Ms. Yang was stunned.
Xiaoji was also a little confused.
Ji Mu Mian said casually: "I just asked for your daughter-in-law's birth date just to protect her through the screen."