Chapter 301
The Green Tea’s Crushing Victories in the ’70s
Inside the dormitory on the base.
Huang Qimin was deep in thought while eating his steamed bun. âDonât you feel that Rugui has been acting strange lately?âZhou Yan ran different experiments from Wen Rugui and had yet to be able to take any time off.He was still being dumped for the time being.His face was covered in stubbles, looking extremely haggard. âA little bit. It really started a while ago. Iâve asked him about it in the past, but he wouldnât divulge anything.âHuang Qimin analyzed it like a relationship expert. âRugui had been taking a lot of time off lately and mailing out a lot of letters. On top of that, he has been receiving packages from time to time.ââMost importantly, just look at the brisk way that he walks. He has been so good-spirited. He was a lot like me when I first met my girlfriend!âZhou Yan burst out laughing when he heard that. âOh, câmon. Thereâs no way that Rugui has a girlfriend.âHuang Qimin raised his eyebrows at him. âWhy canât he have a girlfriend? Look at what he has to offer! Many girls want to skip dating and marry him immediately!âZhou Yan gave him a you-donât-get-it look. âOf course, I know that girls want to marry him. Problem is that he canât tell them apart. As such, itâs impossible for him to have a girlfriend!âThus, an argument about Wen Ruguiâs love life started.Huang Qimin said, âI am telling you that he has a girlfriend now. If I am wrong, Iâll circle the base once while imitating a dog!âThat piqued Zhou Yanâs interest. âOh, alright. Then Iâll wager that Rugui does not have a girlfriend. If he does have one, Iâll eat poop while doing a handstand and drink the water that I washed my feet with!âAs soon as he had finished saying that, Wen Rugui appeared at the door and said, âI have a girlfriend.âHuang Qimin, ââ¦â¦âZhou Yan, ââ¦â¦âThe dormitory went silent for a few seconds.Both Huang Qimin and Zhou Yan looked at Wen Rugui in a daze.Zhou Yan, in particular, looked like someone had slapped him with the bottom of a shoe. He was in shock for a very long time.When Wen Rugui saw that, he decided to return to his own dormitory room.Huang Qimin recollected himself right away and grabbed Wen Rugui by his hand. âAre you serious, Rugui? You have a girlfriend?ââYes.âWen Rugui still looked nonchalant. But an observant person would notice that his eyes were bright like stars in the sky when he talked about Tong Xuelu.Zhou Yan leaped into the air. âThat is impossible! How could you have a girlfriend! Rugui, tell us the truth. You donât really have a girlfriend, right?âZhou Yan refused to believe it!If Wen Rugui, too, had a girlfriend, then he would be the only one of the three musketeers that was single?Most importantly, he wanted to smack himself for what he had just said!Wen Rugui, ââ¦â¦âHuang Qimin, too, remembered their wager, and his eyes beamed. âDonât try to weasel your way out of our wager that way, Zhou Yan. I told you that Rugui had a girlfriend! Ahahahaha. Itâs showtime now. Donât forget that you are going to eat poop while doing a handstand and drinking water that you used to wash your feet!âThe corners of Zhou Yanâs lips twitched. ââ¦â¦âZhou Yan pretended that he did not hear what Huang Qimin said. âWhen did you get yourself a girlfriend, Rugui? How come you never mentioned it to us?âWen Ruguiâs heart softened when he thought about Tong Xuelu. âShe was not my girlfriend in the past. We just became official yesterday.âZhou Yan suddenly let out a loud cry. He pointed at Wen Rugui in shock. âI remember now. You asked me last time about a friend of yours wasnât sure whether he was in love. So you were talking about yourself all along!"Wen-the-usually-rigid-faced-except-in-front-of-his-girlfriend-Rugui blushed. ââ¦â¦âWhat Zhou Yan didnât know was that, in the future world, whenever someone started with âI have a friend whoâ¦â¦â, they were usually talking about themselves.Huang Qimin circled back to the previous topic. âOh buddy, donât try to play dumb. Say, when can we expect your performances?âZhou Yan pleaded with a sad look. âBro, I will admit that I was wrong, alright? Iâll take you two to the government-operated restaurant tomorrow alright?âHuang Qimin smacked his lips. âThatâs not good enough. You need to treat us to the government-operated restaurant at least twice. Once for eating poop while doing a handstand and another for drinking the water that you have washed your feet with!âZhou Yan wanted to cry. ââ¦â¦âHe was the one who said those words. Now, he had to own up to them.