Chapter 2
The Pucking Wrong Man: A Hockey Romance (The Pucking Wrong Series Book 4)
âFucking hell, Rookie. If you miss another pass, Iâm going to have Camden fuck your grandma,â Ari yelled as Logan skated after the puck.
I scoffed, tracking the puck as Detroitâs defensemen sent it across center ice.
âWhy did I get volunteered for the job?â I griped.
âLogan canât fuck his own grandma, James. And youâre the only one of us currently unattached.â
I huffed right before I slammed one of Detroitâs forwards into the boards, the sound of his answering groan music to my ears.
âYouâre also the only one on the team thatâs age appropriate for my grandma,â Logan helpfully added because he never missed a chance to point out that I was almost ten years older than him.
Asshole.
At least he hadnât called me âGrandpappyâ today. That was an improvement.
âRookie, when you score more goals, you can talk shit,â Ari commented as Logan lined up for a faceoff.
The whistle blew and Logan wrestled the puck away and tried to pass it to Lincolnâ¦only for it to get stolen and sent back toward our goal.
Typical for the game, actually.
It was the final period and we were down by one against Detroit.
Embarrassing really, since Detroit was one of the worst teams in the league.
We were the fucking Knights. We didnât lose to teams like Detroit.
Or at least we werenât supposed to.
âHey, ref,â Ari called as the whistle blew for a penaltyâ¦again. âDoes your wife know youâre screwing us?â
That got a small smirk out of the ref, which wasnât helpful since he still sent Logan to the penalty box.
We were now playing with one man down. Perfect.
Coachâs booming voice echoed across the ice, cutting through the chaos of the game. âNew line! New line!â he bellowed, his words ringing out loud and clear above the roar of the crowd. Lincoln shook his head and skated off the ice with Jones as Turner and Larsson took their place.
âReally, weâre taking Lincoln out?â Walker snarled from the goal behind me as play started again.
âHe canât hear you, Disney,â Ari called as he chased down the puck. âNo need to simp.â
Walker groaned behind me as Ari sent the puck to Turner, who then started for the net.
âFuck yes!â I screamed when Turner shot and it slid past Detroitâs goalie. The buzzer blared and the goal light went off as the crowd screamed like weâd won instead of just tied.
Ari and I jumped on Turner, celebrating his goal, and then Coach was yelling for us to get on the bench as Peters and Fredericks jumped over the boards.
We sat down, watching as Detroit was immediately by our goal, firing shots at Walker. There wasnât a substitute for the best, and Ari and I wereâ¦the best.
âIf that popcorn guy passes by Monroe one more time,â Lincoln suddenly growled from my other side. âShe doesnât need any fucking popcorn!â
âHuh?â I asked, not expecting popcorn to be in the conversation at this point of the game.
I did a fist pump as Walker made another save while Ari cursed at Fredericks to get his ass moving.
âHeâs fucking walking by again!â
âLinc, Golden Boy, Captain, oh, Captain. Thereâs a terrifying bodyguard between my bestie and âPopcorn Boy.â Sheâs going to be fine,â Ari muttered, shooting his own glance over to the girls, probably to make sure that âpopcorn boyâ wasnât actually a threat. His wife, Blake, was also sitting over there.
Tearing my gaze off the ice, I glanced into the first row where the âfirst ladiesâ of the team were sitting. Monroe, Blake, and Olivia seemed to be popcorn free at the moment.
I couldnât imagine caring enough about a girl to worry if the concessions guy was within fifteen feetâ¦but maybe it was a circle of trust thing.
The circle of trust wasâ¦well, I wasnât quite sure what it was, yet. It seemed to consist of my teammates Lincoln Daniels, Ari Lancaster, and Walker Davisâall stars on the team and in the Leagueâand it seemed to be some kind of group for men scarily obsessed with their girls.
But againâ¦I wasnât quite sure what it really was.
I only knew that I kind of wanted in.
âJames and Lancaster, go!â Coach Kim yelled, and Ari and I jumped onto the ice immediately and launched ourselves into the fray.
I slammed Detroitâs center into the boards, and Ari whooped loudly as he sent the puck out from behind the goal.
Walker crouched down and hit both sides of the goal, tracking the puck.
âGood fucking boy,â Lincoln screamed as Walker blocked a shot.
I swear Walker preened.
He definitely had some kind of man crush on Lincoln Daniels.
I wasnât too big of a man to say that I kind of felt the same way.
Maybe it was another circle of trust thing.
The crowd booed when one of Detroitâs defenders smacked his stick against Lincolnâs legsâsending him sprawling to the ice. No whistle from the ref, of course.
Another thing that was typical for this game.
âHey, ref, you pregnant? Youâve missed two periods,â I sniped as I skated past.
âJames, that was actually funny,â Ari said as he skated past me.
I snorted and flipped him off.
âQuit your chirping. Thereâs two fucking minutes left,â one of the assistants screamed.
As if we didnât know that.
I swore every second on the game clock was ticking down in my fucking brain. Every inch of me very aware of every passing second.
I grunted as I was body slammed going for the puck. âYour mama hits harder than that,â I gritted out as I gained control of the puck and passed it to Jones.
I may be thirty-one years oldâ¦but âYo Mamaâ jokes definitely still did it for me.
Couldnât get tired of a classic.
The score was tied with a minute left, and we couldnât seem to find the back of the net.
At least they couldnât eitherâthanks to Walkerâs stellar performance between the pipesâ¦and Lancaster and my supreme talent at defending, of course.
Ten seconds to go, desperation set in as we scrambled to make one final push. I skated furiously up the ice, the roar of the crowd ringing in my ears as I searched for an opening.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Lincoln streaking toward the net, his eyes locked on the puck. I sent a pass his wayâperfect, of courseâmy heart pounding in my chest as I watched him line up the shot.
Lincoln reared back, the puck sailed through the air, andâ¦GOAL!
The crowd erupted, so loud that I was sure I was going to need hearing aids in the near future. That would be helpful for the old man jokes.
âFuck yes!â Ari screamed, tackle-hugging me before lunging toward Lincoln.
I raised a fist in the air and took it all in.
The crowd, the adrenaline singing through my veins, the sound of the buzzer, my teammates going nutsâ¦.
There wasnât a better feeling in the world.
âOh, heyâ¦let me help you with that,â I said, bending down to grab the water bottles strewn all over the bench that one of the assistant trainers was trying to pick up.
Her face went a dark shade of red, and she dropped the bottle she was holding, fumbling words trying to come out of her mouth.
Hmmm.
âCome on, Hero. Leave the poor girl alone,â Ari huffed with a laugh, slapping me on the back.
I picked up one water bottleâfor good measureâand handed it to her, pretending I didnât notice when she dropped it.
Again.
Somehow Iâd picked up the nickname âHeroâ in the group.
Did I have some sort of problem where I had a compulsive need to help women in distress.
Yes.
Was I ever going to admit that out loud?
No.
Iâm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that particular personality trait. I had no intention of finding that out for sure, though.
âPlease, tell me you didnât sleep with Becky,â Logan said as he ambled up next to us as we walked down the tunnel.
âBecky?â I asked, trying to attach a face to that particular name.
Logan snorted. âThe assistant trainer. The one who about orgasmed when you gave her a water bottle?â
Ohhh.
âYeah. No. Havenât slept with Becky,â I answered dryly. âBut thanks for telling me her name.â
Ari chuckled, and I shot him a glareâ¦because we didnât need to encourage Logan.
My thoughts went back to the girlâBecky. She was cuteâ¦but definitely too young for me.
Also, something I wasnât ever going to say out loud, especially in front of the rookie. Heâd never let me live it down.
âNow he will sleep with her is what heâs not saying,â said Walker as he plopped down on the bench in front of his locker and wiped his face with a towel.
âI actually prefer to stay away from stage five clingers, Disney,â I drawled as I bent over to undo my skates. âFuck!â
Logan had snapped my ass with a fucking towel. Glaring at him, I thought about punching him or doing anything in retribution.
But I was too tired.
Next time though.
âThat mean weâre going out tonight, my guy?â Jones asked from across the room as he unsnapped his chest protector.
I opened my mouth to make up an excuse, something I had been doing more often the last couple of months. What sounded much better than going out, was sleeping in my bed. Even my dick seemed to have been tired lately.
If that was a thing.
My phone buzzed, and I picked it up, groaning inwardly when I saw it was a reminder from Geraldine about our date tonight. Not that I didnât love Geraldine, but I was fucking exhausted. I couldnât cancel, though. I was going to have to suck it up.
âSorry, Ky. Iâve got a hot date tonight,â I told him as I finally got my skates off, keeping my ass away from Loganâs reach as I did so.
âOooooh,â The whole locker room taunted, almost at once, like I was surrounded by junior high girls.
âWhoâs the lucky lady, Hero?â Logan called. âSome single mom you helped change her tire? A recent divorcee you helped jump her car? A lonely widow you gave an oil change?â
âWhy, in all of these examples, is he helping these women with cars?â Lincoln asked, cocking his head. The wise one as usual.
âYeah, Iâm not really in the car business, Rookie. I got a mechanic for that,â I told Logan seriously.
He flipped me off, evidently disappointed I wasnât hiding a mechanic kink from the group.
âMy date tonight is actually seventy-five. Her gray hair is hot, but itâs the dentures that really get me going,â I joked.
The room went dead silent at that pronouncement.
âWell, I meanâ¦â Logan stuttered.
âWhatever gets you going,â Walker finished supportively.
My mouth dropped open, and I stared at the group in horror.
âI was kidding, you assholes. I told my neighbor I would take her to some dance thing. You guys actually thought I was taking a grandmother on a date?!â
âWell you are nearing that age,â said Logan, his face completely void of any suggestion he was joking. After a second, a sly smirk crept across his face, and I braced myself for what I knew was coming. âGrandpappyâ¦â
âIâm not even the oldest on the fucking team,â I griped.
The whole locker room burst into laughter, and this time, I was the one flipping them off with both hands.
Because apparently, I was a junior high girl, too.
Better than being a âgrandpappyâ I guess.